D'Arcy Carden
@DarcyCarden
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🍔a league of their own🍔the good place🍔barry🍔
Los Angeles and New York
Joined January 2012
when and where.
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it was on mine 😌.
@camandfilm The himbo from the Good Place becoming the hottest man alive was definitely not on my bingo card
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happy thanksgiving to Ariana Grande, AND ONLY ARIANA GRANDE.
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not a robot. 😘
Janet in 'The Good Place' is the latest sign of pop culture considering whether robots deserve rights, @skornhaber writes
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Hi! How are you? Why don’t airplanes have cup holders?.
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I just took a DNA test turns out I’m 100% dead. I’m a ghost.
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There is nothing I am looking more forward to than voting this white supremacist out of office.
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OK FINE LET’S TALK ABOUT IT THEN! 😏😏😏.
Y’ALL WHY ISN’T ANYONE TALKING ABOUT THIS SHE LOOKS SO GOOD
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Celebrating some Emmy nominations with a blurry picture. Really truly: thank you thank you thank you. Thank you. ❤️❤️❤️
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charged my phone to 100% overnight, it’s noon and I’m at already at 19% 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️👻👽.
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🥰🤗 cuntometer 🥳🫡.
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I did that thing where you watch a video 750k times.
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yesterday all the dogs in my neighborhood, including my dog, went nuts at the same time - and I said to my husband “there’s an earthquake comin” 🧙🏼♀️IM 🧙🏼♀️ A 🧙🏼♀️ FRICKIN 🧙🏼♀️ WITCH 🧙🏼♀️YA’LL 🧙🏼♀️.
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if you don’t have someone to kiss at midnight tonight you could always. 😏
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😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍.
I’m only wearing Ted Danson arrested T-shirt’s from now on.
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tomorrow niiiiiight 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟.
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thank you to everyone who watched A League Of Their Own this weekend. the reaction was… 🥲✨⚾️ lovely & overwhelming ⚾️✨🥲 @LeagueOnPrime
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Happy Valentine’s Day to my 7 yr old self who secretly ate the entire bag of red hots instead of putting them in my classmates valentines cards. I barfed spicy red barf all night & couldn’t go to school the next day, on the most candy filled day of the year. Lessons were learned.
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Happy to announce @PasteMagazine and I are getting married!!! 💜💜💜.
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my second favorite picture from the Emmys (that Phoebe Waller-Bridge one is obviously first)
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A THANKSGIVING MIRACLE.
Coming Soon: Pop! TV—The Good Place!.@nbcthegoodplace @UniversalPics #TheGoodPlace #UniversalPictures #Funko #Pop #FunkoPop
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I watched this, said “fuck” outloud to myself and started crying. 🥳.
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I figured out a great way to hang out with friends while in quarantine! 🌸
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just wrapped season 3 with these weirdo loves of my life. a privilege I can not quite express. 💚💚💚 (📸: @KenTremendous)
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i read this tweet and immediately cried. kinda hard. i love @MannyJacinto 💜.
“She’s special. I love having scenes with her. my most memorable moments are usually with @DarcyCarden." - @MannyJacinto shares who he will miss after the final season of @nbc's @nbcthegoodplace
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We lost our Penny girl after a year long battle with cancer. Thankful for every single moment we had her. Lucky us. She was the most special soul & love of our lives. We’ll never get over her. 🤎
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i will kiss you on the mouth netflix.
Given all the versions of Janet that D’Arcy Carden has blessed us with on The Good Place, this clip from @BondingNetflix proves we’ve only seen the very beginning of what she is capable of as an actor — and that’s exciting.
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oOooOo behind the scenes vids of the bar fight from last weeks ep of @nbcthegoodplace you say? Can not thank the legendary stunt coordinator, #JeffImada, and his incredible, selfless, heroic stunt team enough 🙌
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ok. CRAZY that is this is still true 6 years later?!?!.
A nice thing we can all agree on: butts are great!.
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💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙 .we hated you so much donald. 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙
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damn. ice cold.
Q: What kind of dinosaur loves sleep?. A: All of them! They will never wake up now.
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🌎earf🌎.
This song is still stuck in my head, please make it stop. @MayaRudolph @DarcyCarden @nbcthegoodplace . #TheGoodPlace
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after I finished my last scene ever on Broad City - I violently pushed my friends up against a brick wall to tell them how much I love them, how endlessly proud I am of them & thanking them for making my life so much better. I 💗 @broadcity until I die.
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still an option!.
if you don’t have someone to kiss at midnight tonight you could always. 😏
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i did.
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FUN FACT: I got good Janet 💜
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I LOVE YOU @TEDDANSON.
For the third week in a row, Jane Fonda was arrested with a group holding a protest over climate change outside the U.S. Capitol building
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So excited Ken! 🥳.
Honored to be presenting the 71st #Emmys nominations on July 16 along with @DarcyCarden! @TelevisionAcad
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i don’t have the words to describe what this show means to me. can’t even try. season four of @nbcthegoodplace premieres tonight at 9/8c on @NBC. it’s a good one/the last one ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
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no, YOU drank tequila and forgot these pix were on YOUR phone!
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LET’S ⚾️ PLAY ⚾️ BALL ⚾️ A League Of Their Own coming soon on @PrimeVideo ⚾️ follow @LeagueOnPrime for all the info ❤️⚾️❤️⚾️❤️⚾️❤️
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Love you @vanityfair ✨✨ thank you for spending the afternoon with me @coraliekraft ✨ 📷 by GENIUS photographer @ryanpfluger ✨
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i love you too, egg!.
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🤣🤣 YESTERDAY🤣🤣 YESTERDAY my daughters asked, yesterday, if they could take a trip to Cancun the next day. Tomorrow. “can we go to Cancun TOMORROW, dad?” 🥵 Yesterday is so goofy. Oof.
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😟😕🙁☹️🥺😔😣😖😫😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😣😢.❤️ #TheGoodPlace.
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guys I don’t want to brag but I think my dog just said “Sheryl Crow” 😳.
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MY BIRDS! 🐤🐦🐧🐔.
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can I say something.
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lil of each 😏.
Are You More Good Janet, Bad Janet, Or Neutral Janet From "The Good Place?"
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Did you know a “star” is LITERALLY “born” every 5 seconds? That’s right, I’m D’Arcy Carden, astronomer to the stars, and trust me when I say: I go gaga for the stuff!.
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family costume alert!! 😭😭😭 #TheGoodPlace.
A good argument for having children: Dressing as the cast from The Good Place. quick brag, i know these really cool people! @nbcthegoodplace
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hahahahahahahahaha theyre so hot wtf.
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