Ted Danson
@TedDanson
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Actor, philanthropist, Mary's husband.
Joined July 2016
I say this to you, my friends, with all the love in my heart. take it sleazy! #TheGoodPlace
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Today is Ted Danson’s birthday.
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They say all good things must come to an end. See you dinguses on Sept 26th for the last hurrah! #TheGoodPlace
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When Tahani heard that E! News called her Kamilah. #TheGoodPlace is back tonight, benches! @jameelajamil
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We have met quite a few Michaels over the years and it has been a complete honor to play every single one. I'd love to hear your favorite Michael moments before we say goodbye to him tonight. #TheGoodPlace
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Four forking seasons with these forkers comes to an end tonight at 8:30/7:30c on @nbc. See you there. #TheGoodPlace
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And that's a wrap on Season 3! I love this cast and crew so forking much, and can't wait to make you a whole new beautiful season. #TheGoodPlace
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Can humans literally ball their eyes out? Is this a new form of #TheBadPlace torture? . Cheleanor forever!! 😭😭😭 #TheGoodPlace.
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As a very wise and handsome architect once let us know. time is a construct. Keep hanging in there friends!
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Repeat after me : almost time for season 3! Catch the 1-hour premiere Sept 27th at 8/9c on NBC. #TheGoodPlace
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What happens when a demon walks into earth? Find out TONIGHT on the 1-hour premiere of #TheGoodPlace. 8/7c on @nbc
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Tonight's episode was directed by this legit snack and I could not be more proud of her. Make sure you're watching #TheGoodPlace tonight at 9/8c on @NBC!
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Doing your own stunts is hard. I mean, the mattress wasn’t even memory foam… #TheGoodPlace
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Don't mind me! Just returning my damn essence to the damn fabric of the damn universe! #TheGoodPlace
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It’s truly an honor to be nominated, and especially nice not to be the oldest person in the category. Thanks, Larry! #Emmys #TheGoodPlace
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Here is something you may not know, my wife @MarySteenburgen has been working in Nashville for the last 12 years as a songwriter. I'm so proud of her. I'm asking you to consider Mary for the song she cowrote for the film Wild Rose called Glasgow performed by Jessie Buckley.
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I'd also like to tag myself as Ted Danson.
tag yourselves we're @TedDanson being completely unfazed by the rest of his @nbcthegoodplace cast #ETComicCon
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Wishing the happiest birthday to the love of my life @MarySteenburgen! ❤️ Help me give her the best "opposite-torture" 🎁 and tune in to her new show #ZoeysPlaylist 2/16 on @nbc!
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Who wore it better? Watch these Bad Janet’s on an all-new episode of #TheGoodPlace tonight on @NBC.
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#TBT to sharing some evil laughs with @jameelajamil at Comic-Con. Join us on Sept 27th at 8/9c for #TheGoodPlace 1-hour premiere on NBC!
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Here is @dubjackharper and I getting loose before we shot tonight’s musical episode of #TheGoodPlace! Catch it at 9/8c on @NBC! (Okay, I lied. It’s not a musical episode, but you should watch it anyways.)
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No architect is complete without a bowtie. ⧓ Welcome to the club @jameelajamil! #TheGoodPlace
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"If soulmates do exist, they're not found - they're made." #TheGoodPlace #MichaelMotivation.
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Their songs will make the bass drop in your heart. Now accepting band name suggestions below. #TheGoodPlace
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The 🤔 emoji was actually created because of me. I ponder a lot of things in life. but watching tonight's season premiere of #TheGoodPlace at 9/8c on @nbc is NOT one of them. See you benches there!
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I most definitely did not lose a prop book in a library full of books. It was not me. This video is fake. Good-bye. #TheGoodPlace .
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Nothing to see here. just a basket of four humans, a demon, and not a girl headed to #TheGoodPlace tonight at 8:30/7:30c on @nbc.
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We hope our premiere was a nice dose of opposite torture for you. Thanks for tuning in! #TheGoodPlace
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Fun Fact: I can hear @KristenBell mumble from anywhere. Right now, she’s mumbling how much she misses me. #TheGoodPlace.
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🎶Hey there, Delilah.What's it like in #TheGoodPlace?.I'm a Jeremy Bearimy away.But, not a girl, tonight you look so pretty.Yes, you do 🎶@plainwhitets
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When it doubt, floss it out. All-new episode of #TheGoodPlace is on tonight at 9/8c on @nbc!
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Hey now, don't forget about us while we're gone or I'm gonna have to remind you. #TheGoodPlace returns January 9th!
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Everything really was fine and it will be one more time on the series finale of #TheGoodPlace next week. See you then.
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You could say the bass dropped in my heart this morning. Thank you so much @TelevisionAcad for this nomination. I'll forever cherish my time on #TheGoodPlace with my brilliant castmates and our fearless leader, Mike Schur. Congratulations to the whole @nbcthegoodplace family!
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If #TheGoodPlace is anything but a constant floss party with my friends then I don't want to be good.
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Can't stop won't stop. @dubjackharper is the best FLOSS teacher, even in #TheGoodPlace. Thanks for following along, ya dinks!
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I am so proud to be a part of #TheGoodPlace and I love what the writers and all of us put out into the world!.
As long as you're with us, we'll always be in the fake Good Place. 🤗 #TheGoodPlace is nominated for @TheEmmys Outstanding Comedy Series!
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Taking my training for Hottest Savior of the Week VERY seriously - watch out @KristenBell! All-new episode of #TheGoodPlace tonight at 9/8c on @nbc!
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My greatest role is getting to be the husband of this incredible woman. Don’t miss my talented wife (plus her incredibly talented castmates!) on #ZoeysPlaylist tonight at 8/7c on @nbc.
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Did someone call for two handsome lads to go on a rescue mission? Until next week…Take it sleazy! #TheGoodPlace
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.@IMKristenBell and this puppy are the real good place. Thanks for watching and see you next week! #TheGoodPlace
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Fun Fact: I requested this scene just so I could join @MannyJacinto for arm day! #TheGoodPlace
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Complete the sentence :.“Demons and humans who snack together. ” -@jameelajamil #TheGoodPlace
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#TheGoodPlace is back, benches! Join us for a 1-hour premiere on Thursday, September 27th at 8/7c on NBC.
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Looks like The Judge has a JUSTIFIED reason to hear us out 😉 Welcome Timothy Olyphant! #TheGoodPlace
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So incredibly proud to work on @NBCTheGoodPlace! Cheers to an amazing Emmy Season! #UTVFYC
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Welcome to Earth. we come in peace. Tune-in TONIGHT at 8:30/7:30c for an all-new #TheGoodPlace on NBC
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Janet is all of us.
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Behold! The demon, the myth, THE MAGICIAN! The Magnificent Doctor Presto and his Janet. #TheGoodPlace
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CANADA BOUND. thanks for watching #TheGoodPlace . @dubjackharper @DarcyCarden @IMKristenBell @mjacint0 @jameelajamil @nbcthegoodplace
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4,000-hour presentation @marcevanjackson? Feels like this meeting could've been an email. #TheGoodPlace
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🔊 I interrupt you humans regularly scheduled scrolling for this important Janet walkie-talkie message! 🔊 #TheGoodPlace #SDCC
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We all have that one friend that talks us into doing something bad - mine’s @KristenBell. Who’s yours? #TheGoodPlace.
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Zack Pizazz here to remind you that #TheGoodPlace is back with another new episode Thursday at 8:30/7:30c on NBC
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