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@dankmalintzin

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@dankmalintzin
microbangmami
2 years
real latinos know valentina is for chips, tapatio for maruchan, cholula for breakfast foods, and yucateco for mariscos 😤
@TomekMoss
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2 years
Choose your fighter:
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@dankmalintzin
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4 years
@saaaxxv Girl yes😭😭every time I put some on that is offered in public I almost GAG bc it reminds me of near death experiences 💀💀
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@dankmalintzin
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@dankmalintzin
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5 years
@kriseatsbigmacs because they aint kill someone on video for no reason
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@dankmalintzin
microbangmami
5 years
STOP TALKING SHIT ABOUT DIFFERENT SCHOOLS! El Monte is INSPIRING Arroyo is CLEAN Rosemead is SMART Mountain View South El Monte is STRONG
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@dankmalintzin
microbangmami
3 years
God has never put me in a situation like this for a reason
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3 years
COVID-denier in Nebraska coughs on shoppers at a supermarket
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@dankmalintzin
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4 years
@nenamor2 @FangFierce @gregadonn THIS!!!! “real men” do as much as possible to avoid conflict...ESPECIALLY if the significant other is present!
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@dankmalintzin
microbangmami
5 years
@leapsaw when you get the star in Mario Kart
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@dankmalintzin
microbangmami
14 days
@Auslite @CarlLately u seem so angry r u okay? i mean obviously not bc ur beard THIN
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@dankmalintzin
microbangmami
6 years
@m6macita it’s not all that uncomfortable as everyone on twitter makes it seem
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@dankmalintzin
microbangmami
5 years
@BASEDSAVAGE_ he too rich to care
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@dankmalintzin
microbangmami
5 years
who’s ugly ass lil sister selling girl scout cookies
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@dankmalintzin
microbangmami
7 days
@cuckadoo23 @killkojo @dbiddo190562 clearly it didnt bc here u are crying under the tweet LOL.
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@dankmalintzin
microbangmami
2 years
selena better than me bc i woulda told hailey her man still in love w me and hates her and asking why kylie said the n word and why travis cheated on her
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@dankmalintzin
microbangmami
4 years
@DeadlyPupusa @neniishh i was today years old when I found this out lol
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@dankmalintzin
microbangmami
4 years
@StrawberryMely @NiaColetta super off topic but i love your makeup in your avi you look amazing! 🥺❤️
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@dankmalintzin
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@abike1999 @rugby_kiss its not that in my opinion! As someone who only has a few friends w kids, im just used to the space being kid free! I always say bring them along tho but theres always a time and place for kids to be present :)
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@dankmalintzin
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22 days
@bulimiabaddie shut up fatty
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@dankmalintzin
microbangmami
14 days
@Auslite @CarlLately im not the one threatening randoms online & throating strangers like an internet thug… clearly they struck a nerve
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@dankmalintzin
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1 month
@Matt101102 @hoodcrazy_ mf how you compare wanting equal pay and not getting slaughtered for existing to a boy not being able to handle his emotions?
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@dankmalintzin
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3 years
got punched in the throat but it was all worth it for Carti
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@dankmalintzin
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5 years
@alexxtheli0n @oddpeanut it has always been helpful.
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@dankmalintzin
microbangmami
1 year
@lexirodz13 @rosendoxzamora get his meat out your mouth girl i can’t hear what u sayin
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@dankmalintzin
microbangmami
1 year
@endlesslysoft @weezdotoomuch get the dick out your mouth girl
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@dankmalintzin
microbangmami
4 years
@DaljiImara @NetzaqX @taiwoaminu_ @ASHABI_dorling “like a woman” like bro what does that even mean?
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@dankmalintzin
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@Co5taRica @revenant_MMXX bitch you cant even get laid why u trippen like u a millionaire? fat men trip me out fr
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@dankmalintzin
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4 years
“why do you like summer?” because i get to dress like a whore 🤍
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@dankmalintzin
microbangmami
5 years
@BASEDSAVAGE_ 0/10 my guy
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@dankmalintzin
microbangmami
5 years
El Monte is infested with mfs who think they can rap
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@dankmalintzin
microbangmami
5 years
the first in the family to get accepted into a UC...and i’m a woman... SUCK MY DICK MACHISTAS!!!!!
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@dankmalintzin
microbangmami
4 years
again taking pics during the zoom lectures
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@dankmalintzin
microbangmami
4 years
guys who don’t have an opinion on wtf girls do are ELITE 🌸
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@dankmalintzin
microbangmami
5 years
groups of girls who look like this at my school be in one stall hitting the pen
@rayriceyourwife
MclovinMando
5 years
These hynas roll up on you what you doing??
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@dankmalintzin
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4 years
@chloe0k @rave_raid @Nutrius_Joe @emotylol they also don’t remember that “free speech” doesnt mean that theres freedom of consequence 🙄
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@dankmalintzin
microbangmami
5 years
girls look like this pretty and u expect me to think that im worth something?
@trinnbaby
★cutietrin ★
5 years
starting the year off with a 🍑
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@dankmalintzin
microbangmami
6 years
getting raided 20 mins after they started
@El_Monte_SGV
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6 years
Where all the Monte Halloween parties this weekend!?😈
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@dankmalintzin
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5 years
i didn’t turn in my assignment last night LMFAOOOO
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5 years
@BASEDSAVAGE_ oddly specific
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@dankmalintzin
microbangmami
4 years
Like bruh how u gon be Latino AND racist?! My apologies on the behalf of REAL Latinos and Chicanos
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@dankmalintzin
microbangmami
5 years
i miss friendships like this sometimes
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@dankmalintzin
microbangmami
3 years
all three of these individuals are the reasons why i fear having kids
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@dankmalintzin
microbangmami
5 years
all El Monte guys know how to do is cheat, lie, eat hot chip, and wear air force one
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@dankmalintzin
microbangmami
4 years
Look in the mirror, I’m madly in love.
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@dankmalintzin
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14 days
@Auslite how about some beard growth oil for u
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@dankmalintzin
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2 years
didn’t get a lot of good pics 😪
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@dankmalintzin
microbangmami
3 years
day 1 was a success 🍄🐇🎡
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@dankmalintzin
microbangmami
6 years
*cries in minor*
@TheRedPears
The Red Pears
6 years
Last minute show with Surf Curse and @TheHighCurbs at @MartysOnNewport ! Tomorrow night! 21+ Have a safe 4th of July y’all! 🍐❤️:) 📷: @_luease
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@dankmalintzin
microbangmami
5 years
@RgmzVane we already have the word Foo...or vato...
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@dankmalintzin
microbangmami
5 years
@BASEDSAVAGE_ sum white girl punching da air in her room rn😭😭
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@dankmalintzin
microbangmami
5 years
@zoeyy227 @notlipglosse someone finally said it
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4 years
ima start trusting men when i can open this pic
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@dankmalintzin
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5 years
@BASEDSAVAGE_ pretty specific
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@dankmalintzin
microbangmami
4 years
Bullying racist people>>
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@dankmalintzin
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4 years
🦊
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@dankmalintzin
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2 years
hi
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@dankmalintzin
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2 years
🏜
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@dankmalintzin
microbangmami
2 years
like what the fuck could they possibly be talking about
@PopBase
Pop Base
2 years
Kendall Jenner and Bad Bunny were reportedly spotted on a double date with Justin and Hailey Bieber, amidst dating rumors.
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@dankmalintzin
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14 days
@Auslite u the one talking shit on black women. clearly you dont even like yourself
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@dankmalintzin
microbangmami
4 years
@Eramos503 @VanesaSanchezz_ pls just sit there and eat your food
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@dankmalintzin
microbangmami
2 years
i fucking love being mexican
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@dankmalintzin
microbangmami
4 years
luv doing my makeup high af<3
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@dankmalintzin
microbangmami
3 years
bitch, i’m a cow🐮
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@dankmalintzin
microbangmami
2 years
that shit is a fucking threat
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@dankmalintzin
microbangmami
4 years
the name for it: Morgan The Horse
@whosalex
xander
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bitches think they meg thee stallion, bitch you meg from family guy 😭
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@dankmalintzin
microbangmami
2 years
@Lets_flyto_ DUDE YES ESPECIALLY CEVICHE AND TOSTITOS 🫶🏻
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@dankmalintzin
microbangmami
2 years
and asking why kylie got two kids and no ring
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@dankmalintzin
microbangmami
6 years
SAY ITS FOREEEEEEEVVERRRRRR @TheRedPears
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@dankmalintzin
microbangmami
2 years
every dark haired girl needs a red head bestie
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@dankmalintzin
microbangmami
4 years
@baiise Community bf😍
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@dankmalintzin
microbangmami
4 years
🤍
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@dankmalintzin
microbangmami
4 years
t-mobile workers for no reason:
@TheNotoriousMMA
Conor McGregor
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❤️
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@dankmalintzin
microbangmami
5 years
i got a colorful aura 🌞
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@dankmalintzin
microbangmami
1 year
just me and my watered down vodka before blacking out
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@dankmalintzin
microbangmami
3 years
only good flicks i got yesterday
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@dankmalintzin
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3 years
back to black 🖤
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@dankmalintzin
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@sadreturn @SkylaM61211 @revenant_MMXX they dont want u so why u trippen
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@dankmalintzin
microbangmami
4 years
I wanna live like this forever 🌫
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@dankmalintzin
microbangmami
4 years
one time for the birthday bitch ✝️ ⛪️
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@dankmalintzin
microbangmami
4 years
i adore myself
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@dankmalintzin
microbangmami
5 years
i would do terrible and disgusting things for a big ass and a 4.0 GPA
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@dankmalintzin
microbangmami
2 years
sorry but as a man why is your girl walking behind you in public
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@dankmalintzin
microbangmami
5 years
This semester be whooping my ass like this
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@dankmalintzin
microbangmami
4 years
me every 3 seconds: SHEEEESHH
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@dankmalintzin
microbangmami
4 years
@iamramboooo @sarahlugor THIS PICTURE 💀💀
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@dankmalintzin
microbangmami
3 years
my knees have faces
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@dankmalintzin
microbangmami
2 years
☁️🫧🪞
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@dankmalintzin
microbangmami
5 years
shit that should not cost money: glasses/contacts pads/tampons/ etc medicine insulin water education
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@dankmalintzin
microbangmami
3 years
when one arm is bigger than the other 🤞🏼
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@dankmalintzin
microbangmami
5 years
who wants to talk for 4 months and do everything a regular couple would do and eventually decide that they’re not emotionally ready to get into a relationship because of past trauma?😍🙈
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@dankmalintzin
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2 years
told someone my name was molly last night and they gave me a molly for free
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@dankmalintzin
microbangmami
4 months
@samairixx @niyagrafallsss suck dick with out asking and still no man? lame
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@dankmalintzin
microbangmami
1 year
@Flock900916508 @faithxangel @_slimarella_ you’re in these replies sounding real rapey
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@dankmalintzin
microbangmami
3 years
he stopped the moment he said “you cant beat me up” looked so defeated 😭😭
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@dankmalintzin
microbangmami
3 years
i just b leaving the house w nothing but apple pay and hope
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@dankmalintzin
microbangmami
4 years
🌧
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