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i hate this website. assume anything posted on here is 100% satire
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Main character syndrome
People who talk to themselves in public about what they're doing should be institutionalized
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@KILLTOPARTY
>we smoked weed and then did something gay
many such cases! weed makes people gay
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@owenbroadcast
This one always gives me bad vibes. supposedly it’s been open for something crazy like 40 years. it feels off, every time i look at it
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@ShitpostGate
that would be more devastating to the japanese than any number of nukes could’ve possibly been. it would just be cruel
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@brainblastjimbo
@gran1te_mtn
I think it’s fair to judge him on an objective scale when it is being pushed as a great work of art. No one scours youtube looking for student films just to shit on them.
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@L3opardSpott3r
@xbtGBH
fat white women are what low-status black guys can pull. high-status black guys don’t have to settle, hence actually attractive white women
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@HEAVY_WASHH
girls hate being picked up like that, there’s no way she’ll respond well to him. idk who these guys are but there’s no way he has a chance with her. and they certainly won’t end up together
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@meowmeowtony
@BiterCrazdLoner
The way that leftists present themselves in drawings and cartoons and the contrast between how they actually look reveals so much about how distorted and fantastical their conceptualization of the world is. you see this a lot in trans people drawing themselves vs them in reality
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@sanchez_frdm
@meowmeowtony
Remove your profile pic, your Tony privileges have been revoked for making a post this gay.
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@tulpapilled
the worst is when your coworkers get to know you too well and you start getting sucked into polite chat with all of them every time you pass by each other. Seinfeldian shit
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@BrianTesla43074
@HEAVY_WASHH
pretty sure no one would make a tv show about people who work in an office, lol. it would be boring as fuck
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@fadedfeedback
@eigenrobot
have you really never had a girlfriend or even a significant female friend to speak of
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@HeyyBigGuy
@HarmlessYardDog
Fucking hell, this clip is so bittersweet. it’s the shit you forget about; the sound when someone joins or leaves the lobby; the subtle background music of the menu as you vote for the map and take a minute to chill and talk shit. the fucking insanely bad mic quality is just peak
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@wayotworld
women do not belong in the fields of law enforcement (at least not in the streets), the military (in the field) or politics. they can perform other roles but in the specific professions of police officers, soldiers and politicians, they become an actual massive liability
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@IceFrieren
the first sentence is fine, whatever. that second sentence though? that’s where things kinda…go off the rails a little. just a bit.
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@truemper_jake
@FacebookAIslop
the “simpsons predicted it” meme was tiresome to begin with because one of the biggest claims was that they predicted Trump’s presidency — which is true, but it is just this one line in passing. Meanwhile people shared the second image as if they actually predicted the escalator
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@RatedXformature
@lporiginalg
not even 8 am yet and the day is already irrevocably ruined because of this image
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@WesleyKushner
He was a 60-year-old man who fawned over Asia Argento to the extent that he basically burned as many bridges as he possibly could to prevent her from breaking up with him. For a teenager that kind of behavior is at least understandable. For a grown man it’s beyond undignified.
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@obiwade
@Beandipforyou
@hippo7672
@michaelmalice
It’s been seen before: if you bend the knee at all to the leftist hordes of offense-mongers, they will never forget that sign of weakness, and continually tear you apart piece by piece, demanding apologies and signs of contrition until there’s nothing left.
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@Howlingmutant0
we are being held to impossible standards. perhaps we never raped anyone because we’re waiting for the right one to come along, to make it special. ever considered that?
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@krus_chiki
@giantgio
Colonel Kurtz watching a snail crawl along the edge of a straight razor
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@heisranti
@yourenottheguy
Because the internet and instant gratification have eroded their attention spans and they’re dumb
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@ScottMGreer
Sometimes I’ll see some insane take buried in the comments on a post, usually outrage about how right-wingers hate black people or something. Go to their profile and it’s all sports shit, profile pic is a regular guy with his family. Baffling behavior
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@suckyshadow
@owenbroadcast
from the research i did online it turns out that the vast majority of their money supposedly comes from repairs of expensive old models
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@MountainGenera
>one of the grandkids is black
LMFAO, and the other grandkid is whiter than she is
whole comic is a mess, don’t even need to know the original punchline to shit on it
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@owenbroadcast
Wikipedia has already long been an extremely biased site when it comes to anything political or agenda-based. Any entity that wants to maintain a certain narrative on the site can have a whole team of people upkeeping articles in their favor. This happens a lot during elections.
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@kasperx138
@lporiginalg
this specific detail is the cherry on top of the story. i like that he gets so mad at a guy that he punches his teeth out; but then he immediately gives the guy multiple hundreds of dollars, because…it’s cool. this is movie logic. who on earth behaves even remotely like this lol
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@owenbroadcast
i used to trip a lot, but as i’ve become more and more serious about Christianity and learned more about demons, i’ve been drawn further and further from any desire to use psychoactive drugs anymore. at this point, i can’t imagine ever using them again
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@WokeCapital
@The_WGD
There’s no other way to interpret the events of the past few days as a direct message from God that we are on the right path and we are not alone, spiritually and physically. It is literally a Divine Mandate to rule absolutely, comparable to what Hobbes wrote about in Leviathan.
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@Hetrovono
@AndrewQuackson
This is what redpilled me into voting Trump. Saw a mainstream media clip of him calling the media liars and distorters way back in 2015, and decided to check out his actual speeches to give him a fair chance; I quickly learned that everything they said about him was a lie.
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@ShitpostGate
thanks for reminding me of Elisa Lam after literally a decade of not thinking about her. this should be illegal
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@Seraph_Aetheres
@lporiginalg
you can be anti-racemixing without being pro-killing your family
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@ObsoleteSony
@KramericaIntern
>Okay, make it look like the Super Nintendo controller, but don’t be super obvious about it
>No, that’s too obvious, try again.
>No, that’s not obvious enough. Try again.
I can imagine the guys who were tasked with controller design plausibly getting pissed off by this
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@IndianTintin_
@tulpapilled
reminds me of when Sam Hyde said he made fun of a Brazilian guy for not being white and the guy responded “Hey asshole…I would have been one of Hitler’s best soldiers.”
lmao
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@thegoldenjeww
@CityBureaucrat
@fuckbrownvboard
I literally wake up screaming most nights when I think about how many Indians there are online now. My wife tells me she’s going to find a hotel room if it doesn’t stop soon. We need to address the Indian Question (IQ)
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@VT5210
@owenbroadcast
the ghost vacuums are definitely my least favorite (the most unsettling) part
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@mrcheungus
@CannotHaveSex
possible blue-light poisoning from staring at iphone screens close to their faces 14 hours a day
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@kitten_beloved
I can’t believe I panic sold right before the industrial revolution. i want to fucking kms
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@goodcharls
@Babygravy9
Mercy is still an exclusively white concept. Once white people decide mercy no longer serves any purpose, maps start to get redrawn.
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@AtheistTakes
cherry picking verses is one of the worst ways people try to manipulate Christians. Christ’s enemies will always try to use verses out of context or poorly translated to get you to do what they want
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@debatew4tcher
@AnalogDreamsLtd
So glad they’re letting downies into the commie fold now! Congrats!
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@HenryMP45
@meowmeowtony
Trying to watch the graduation with my cup of water, and her name gets called:
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@daisiesinmilk
@KILLTOPARTY
thank you for allowing us to hear your story, and to learn from it. Godspeed
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@BrianTesla43074
@HEAVY_WASHH
I’ll check it out! I can’t wait to see what kind of boss this James Spader guy plays
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@woke_teen
@gay_kyle2
this image blew people’s mind when AI was still more experimental and google was doing that deep dream shit
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@AltHistCody
this will be a good gif to save and keep reposting until it’s only a handful of pixels
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@DoomerSlav
@disclosetv
i actually couldn’t believe it myself, but any time something tends to get mentioned in the news with this level of momentum and frequency, it’s a sure sign that we’re just in the beginning of a mainstream narrative developing before our very eyes. monkeypox is the next thing
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@NickJFuentes
@DanCrenshawTX
@KaitMarieox
What stuck out to me most probably seems like a casual aside, but just take a moment to think about his usage of the expression, “the rest of us in the MIDDLE.” Very odd choice of words...who does Crenshaw even stand with? Does he even have any convictions about anything?
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@GodCloseMyEyes
Witnessing the cultural shift from the mid-‘00s of Jon Stewart brand anti-Bushism to Obama era Trayvon-ism and the development of Tumblr pro-trans, anti-white ideology in the early 2010s, whereupon it became mainstream post-Trump in 2015 is like cultural whiplash. it feels unreal
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@ScottMGreer
it can’t be overestimated how many normies go to marvel movies just because they’re what’s popular, but i myself don’t understand it at all. every conversation about movies now with any given random person carries the plausibility that they will ask if you like marvel movies. no!
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@AndrewP82751288
@GarbageHuman23
and yet they keep coming out of the woodwork. probably something in the water
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@MisterPoops
@lporiginalg
can we get a faggotology expert in here to provide some clarity on this please?
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@wayotworld
Draw this image in a cartoon style and people would call it antisemitic propaganda.
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@ryanfrfrfrfr
@WomanDefiner
@fallenchungus
sorry I got confused by this tweet, there weren’t enough emojis in it
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@m4cgr3g0r
@NickJFuentes
Still pushing your tiny chode against children‘s bedroom windows, huh?
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@captivedreamer7
Elon the man and his true intentions aside — his annexation of twitter into X is probably going to be looked back on as one of the largest-magnitude paradigm shifts in our contemporary political atmosphere. You can literally feel the tables turning in the air. We *are* winning.
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@cosyposter
popular girls getting assigned some random kid as a partner for a school project:
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@AndrewQuackson
When I was a kid I’d have a strange, recurring urge to test if i could close my eyes and mentally picture a goldfish in a bowl for more than ten seconds without imagining the fish jumping out of the water. I finally decided one day that it was not possible.
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@Judith_Char
@lporiginalg
At risk of generalizing too broadly, at least from my own personal experience, the people I’ve talked to who oddly despise Peterson the most sharply and intensely seem to all be triggered by some unspoken cognitive bias of theirs that he alerts them of. I like his writing myself.
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