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1 year
I’m enjoying Threads @tomekmoss - it’d be nice to see you x
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2 years
I watch a lot of TikToks (you might have noticed). Here are my favourite ten from the year ✨ 1. The best reaction vid I’ve ever seen: Ayame.p vs SpaghettiOs Burger. Oscar worthy performance.
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2 years
“What is this FOR?? I don’t underSTAND. Who are you FEEDing that to??” Just give her a goddamn Oscar now. Incredible.
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2 years
10. And finally, these Zebras whose scream still haunts me.
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2. This pigeon, who had no idea what was about to happen.
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9. ‘Do something weird to see if he matches your energy’ - absolutely love these TikToks. One of my faves.
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4 years
I just can’t, this is too good. Too actual good
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2 years
8. Jayfujiwara’s English lessons were such a delight - frankly I won’t ever pronounce ‘physics’ the same way again
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2 years
3. These fashion shows by shermont22, which became so ludicrously brilliant as the year went on.
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2 years
The Home Office demanded my Polish passport to renew my British one - fine. But sent it back to me unrecorded, second class, in a shit flimsy envelope. Not fine. Obvs my new British passport was sent tracked, signed for, with updates. It’s just so indicative of the UK as a whole.
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5 years
starting to feel festive
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2 years
Friday beers with Rodney
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@TomekMoss
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10 months
TikTok’s been asking AI what men from every country look like… and boy did AI do England dirty
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2 years
4. Shaelovve, who spoke for the entire world.
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5 years
My father-in-law just asked me if I’d ever liked boobs. I asked him if he’d ever ridden a dick. We’ve not talked for 30 minutes.
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2 years
Went for a dip in a tarn, didn’t I
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1 year
Why does Alan Cumming sound like Moira Rose from Schitt’s Creek?? #TheTraitorsUS
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3 years
trying to make it to Christmas without getting omicron:
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2 years
What better way to celebrate the 10 year anniversary than pulling this absolute gem out
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9News Australia
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"On behalf of the women of Australia." Today marks 10 years since Julia Gillard, Australia's first female Prime Minister, delivered her famous 'misogyny-speech' to then opposition leader Tony Abbott. #9News #FedPols
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4 years
6’3” husband vs 7” tree 🎄😚
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10 months
I’m no agony aunt, but my guess would be ‘yes’
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2 years
Fancy a bone? 🦴
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1 year
Okay this guy is rocking TikTok at the moment. Some of these sketches are chefs kiss. A few faves…
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2 years
36 today and in my happy place 🇬🇷
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3 years
summoning circle: 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 let this be 🕯 the best snatch 🕯 game of all time 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯
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2 years
absolutely any situation in #TheTraitors no one: theo:
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I’d like very much to grow up one day and become a German mother
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4 years
ten years together xx
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4 years
We’ve been married one term! Here’s to four more years 👨🏼‍🤝‍👨🏻❤️
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3 years
married five years today 💍💫
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4 years
🎄👨🏼‍🤝‍👨🏻🐶❤️
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3 years
have to wake up at 6am on Christmas Day to drive four hours
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2 years
I really needed this today x
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2 years
when you’ve been reading all day and your dog’s had enough
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3 years
the 75 loads guy halfway through:
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3 years
I will not survive this strictly 🥵
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2 years
I was born in Reading, thanks for proving my point x
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Brian of the New Forest.
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@TomekMoss @SnellArthur If your so upset about the UK, get yourself back to Poland and leave the British passport behind.
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2 years
At Guy’s getting the Monkeypox vaccine. Huge queue before 9am. Incredible to see another example of rapid fire mobilisation in the queer community!! While we’re often demonised for “spreading” something we will actually be studied in the future as examples…
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3 years
Matt Hancock’s latest advice
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1 year
Choose your fighter:
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3 years
me on 31st Oct me on 1st Nov
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5 years
My husband is hot and I love him
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2 years
OH GOD I just ordered sparkling water to my hotel room and my dressing gown opened and I completely flashed the man delivering it and I know it was bad because he very quietly and very earnestly said “it’s okay”
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3 years
I did my hair, I hope you like it 💎✨
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2 years
Come on then Hoopla
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2 years
Please can we get an Aaron and Andrea spin off where they do gardening and talk about stuff and that’s it 🥹 #TheTraitors
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2 years
Happy Birthday @jamesglynn 🎈I love you! You, me, Kip - we go forward, together, hand-in-hand-in-paw. Truly, ❤️
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3 years
getting served insta ads of... myself
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3 years
we ought to be talking about berrettini more
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4 years
Advent calendar moment between dog and husband. My squishy remains can be found on the sofa
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2 years
In Paris eating baked goods x
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4 years
Happy Father’s Day ☺️🐶❤️
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4 years
sitting by the tree cause he knows he’s been a good boy
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3 years
Lie down, close your eyes, open them, see this
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4 years
I’m a middle aged gay and I like glassware 💕
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3 years
Best buds.
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3 years
Veganuary 🌱 Starting off with a humble but beautiful sweet potato massaman curry, with all the spice, heat and goodness needed to clear out the last of the Christmas fuzz. I’ll post a dish a day in this thread. I’m excited! Here’s to a month of something new 💚
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2 years
The follow up to the Spaghettio burger. I actually love her. The absolute disdain she has for this man. “Help me understand you.” Incredible.
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2 years
Merry Christmas from your dads.x
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4 years
Furlough is just an anagram of flour hug
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2 years
“I will never risk losing my integrity” says Sajid Javid, a man who has repeatedly given his backing to a PM that lied, broke rules, encouraged cronyism and partied while the nation suffered
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2 years
Show pitch: two emotionally underdeveloped but supernaturally strong women combine forces to open a convenience store. I call this show…
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3 years
Cherry pie (no catfish)
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me trying to bond with my in-laws
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3 years
oh go on then, it’s Christmas
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Lauren🍒
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I think it's about time we all quote retweet with a photo of when we knew our bodies were hot this year
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3 years
Home 💫
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3 years
Peckham Rye looking fine
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4 years
Here she is! First draft of a novel. 70,000 words. I’ve put so much into this. This is only the start.
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It’s the most wonderful time of the year 🎄🌟
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3 years
Reunited
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2 years
can you imagine if the second photo didn’t exist
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2 years
🎙I’ve received a London Writers Award. I’ll be taking part in an intensive 10-month development programme with @spreadthewordwriters starting tomorrow. I AM SO EXCITED. I’ve wanted to write since I was little, but for many reasons, it didn’t happen. Things have changed.
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2 years
100% they have the same energy
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3 years
my mum got the vaccine! her review:
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life’s okay
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I’ve gone booze free again for a few reasons, and soooo many things have come rushing back to me… 1. Going to parties where you don’t know many people is ridiculously hard 2. There are only so many soft drinks you can drink. No I really don’t want another lemonade thanks xx
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6’3ft husband vs 7ft tree 🌟
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it’s the @Nigella_Lawson chicken lemon orzo dish 💛
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2 years
Little birthday weekend in San Sebastián 🇪🇸
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The dog. Has stared at me. All. Day. ALL DAY.
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3 years
dying at the height difference #DragRaceUK
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1 year
✅London Marathon done ✅£12.5K and counting raised for @braintumourrsch ✅Ticked off the bucket list ✅Cried nonstop (pictured) ❤️Have never felt so much goodwill and love. Just the most incredible feeling. Thank you everyone.
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Happy Easter from us 🐣🥚
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I was born in Reading ❤️
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@TomekMoss Immigrants taking shots at the country that took them in. Britain in a nutshell.
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it’s boxing day
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3 years
wine, sofa, hot husband, snackies, take out, yesssssss
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Paris 🇫🇷
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Hummus made from dried chickpeas is a thing of beauty
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Whatever happens tonight, we’ll always have our sweet himbo king. Long live Aaron #TheTraitors
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i would die for her
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Lunchtime spin 🚵🏼
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My Marathon went like this: 0-9 - I was like ‘I’m flying, this is going to be GREAT’ 10-11 - it dawned on me that there would be a price for miles 0-9 12-13 - going over tower bridge and seeing my family was the moment I’ll never forget, burst into tears thinking of my dad too
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