Daddy Go Fish
@daddygofish
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Warning: alcohol leads to kids which leads to lots more alcohol.
Joined January 2021
My wife had a dream that I have a secret second wife named Linda. Now when she's mad at me I just say "Linda wouldn't get mad about that."
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RT @RodLacroix: Sure, the Chiefs may be losing the Super Bowl but on the bright side I drank 7 beers and ate 14 lbs of cheese tonight.
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As Valentine's Day quickly approaches, don't forget to send your thoughts and prayers to all those husbands out there who have no idea it's coming up this week.
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RT @benedictsred: At this point, egging someone’s house could be interpreted as a sign of affection.
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RT @deloisivete: I’m home alone and heard a scary noise, but it was just a bird…again -a memoir
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RT @RodLacroix: Child: You don’t know this? Me: No. Child: Okay you have to know this one. Me: Nope. Child: This? Everyone knows this. Me…
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RT @ericamorecambe: You know your Monday’s going well when you can’t believe it’s still Monday at lunchtime.
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RT @SchmuckOnAHorse: People that open the microwave early and don't clear the timer are why we can't have nice things.
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RT @mommeh_dearest: My 1yo pissed off my 3yo so my 3yo said “Your mama” Why am I catching strays
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RT @dadmann_walking: this 179 slide presentation someone sent to me this morning looks like I'd rather have my 11 yo talk to me about Pokem…
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RT @sixfootcandy: For Valentine’s Day, I’m gift-wrapping a shirt my husband hasn’t worn in years. It’s the thought that counts—and technica…
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RT @Mrs_JParker: I think we all know who to blame for the generation of parents who put too many Ys in their kids’ names. Lynyrd Skynyrd
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RT @deloisivete: Every year I remind my husband I don't understand football, and every year he's surprised
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RT @mahnamematt: My daughter proved to be the smartest person in this house by going to bed at 8:30.
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RT @Mrs_JParker: I don’t own a tiger, but I do have a fat cat who prowls through the kitchen day and night hunting food I may have dropped…
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RT @Mrs_JParker: And as the clouds parted and the angels sang, she proclaimed, “The Girl Scout cookies I ordered 12 weeks ago have finally…
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RT @Mrs_JParker: This halftime performance sounds like my 6yo trying to sing along to a song he’s never heard before.
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RT @Mrs_JParker: My husband, a die hard Chiefs fan since birth, just opened a book and started reading in case you’re wondering how things…
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