Genie Offerman (not the famous one)
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@JUNlPER
one day in high school one of my teachers sat us down and explained that his wife left him, said 'do you know what it's like to have your wife tell you she doesn't love you any more' and we were like 'no sir we are 15'
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@jzux
I'm sorry
I did not take
the trash out but
I am still
angry with you
about
the plums
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@wilburthom
@charliekirk11
bro if you don't understand the difference between walmart and your own house i assume i can stop by and shit in your bathroom anytime, play with whatever you leave out as floor models, hook up my rv in your driveway, that you'll smile and call me sir while i do it, etc
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@RichardGrenell
well now i want a real gingerbread man with a gingerbread dick, a gingerbread lifted pickup truck, a gingerbread anger problem, a gingerbread propensity for heart disease, a gingerbread prostate, a gingerbread dip habit, a gingerbread shotgun, a gingerbread lack of emotional awar
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@voodoochopstiks
@DigitalisHomo
driving to a store then shopping virtually while you sit in a car outside of it is the funniest thing i can think of right now, thanks
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@brigidkeely
'Media corps owning gods as IP' is getting a chapter in my cyberpunk novel, thank you
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@monsbyofficial
I'm an atheist, I do not respect religion and believe it's poison, but you people need jesus
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@Micah_McGurk
You can present engagement statistics that bots are responsible for as if they're from humans to sell ads
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@westcoastwinter
Pov you are following a family that thinks Boise Idaho is safe and recording them with tour phone before you rob them
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@ammaar
Actually you made a motion comic, and it does not look good! Sorry you wasted your time on that.
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@darksidecomics8
@KRSHCWOOD224
@shereeny
It's a dream I had, my state has made big advances in dream capture tech recently
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@digitalself_
in high school i had a kitchen job where once they had to tell me 'if you ever show up this high again you're fired' like sir what is keeping you from firing me right now
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@Howlingmutant0
My favorite TV edit is Bob Saget asking Dave Chappelle if he's ever "sucked feet for coke" in Half-Baked
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@j3wtalian
There look very nice but how in the world are you supposed to get an accurate measurement with these
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@Raioush
@HaitianDvorce
This is probably the kind of person that makes their servers pay for walkouts from their tips
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@kabylefem
This is a great example of the Dunning Kreuger effect, when someone is confidently uninformed on a subject
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@Dons_Lawn_Salon
Expect to see this at the new vaporwave bowling alley where the lanes are angled so you bowl downhill and they sell lean at the snack bar
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@mudwhale
You 100% have the right to email back "what the fuck is this" just like that in all lowercase.
What band are they tributing?
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@GreenTextRepost
Being gently condescended to by your older wife about your age in front of her friends while running little errands for her? Bro that's my ideal relationship, get a divorce and shoot me her # if you're not happy
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@disturbingshirt
@shirtsthtgohard
Gonna buy a couple hundred of these and donate them straight to goodwill
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@officialavatar
they still do that thing where to ride an animal they have to touch the animals dick with their dick right
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@KatyWellhousen
@sIicksista
most people were like 'it's just bread, why are you making this weird'
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@limitlessjest
Forgetting Sarah Marshall
Saving Private Ryan
Waking Ned Devine
Leaving Las Vegas
Meet Joe Black
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@GreenTextRepost
One time when I was 14 or 15 I was drinking with crust punks and one lady said 'hey wanna see me piss my pants? Give me a dollar' so I did and she did
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@spiritnght2
@acechhh
it's trying to make her find higher ground so it can spread spores in the wind
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@afroelven
@AsToldbyTerry
This entire video could have been less than 15 seconds and there's a PART 2? I'm at work I dont have time for this shit
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@aklingus
@DecolonizeKant
God damn is that a cast member or did they hire a professional impersonator?
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@GreenTextRepost
The correct move in this situation was to blush, kick around dust in the floor with one foot, then go in for a big hug
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@ULTRASLUT
Wait are Arabs queer do Arabs count as queer is she saying that the doorman should have considered her group queer because they are Arab
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@theYokoHiguchi
I LOVE GREEN SCREEN
I LOVE CLOSEUP
I LOVE WHEN THE SONG PLAYS THAT HAS ONE OF THE CHARACTERS NAMES IN IT
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@abcdentminded
Stuff like this always makes me super depressed knowing that mind is just blowing around the world like a tumbleweed
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@jangelooff
Tomorrow night me and my potato cannon will be shooting down hostile drones over public space
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@elonmusk
@PepitoTheCat
@BillyM2k
@ericnakagawa
Love a multimillion dollar company run by "I guess" fiat
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@overtime
This is an extra step or two past muscle confusion that I will be calling muscle domestic terrorism
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@Herbaesicklife
@SixBrownChicks
I don't mean this as an insult but literally how do you capitalize every word you type? do you hit shift every time you start a new word? Does your phone auto-capitalize for some reason? Did you download an app?
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@mymixtapez
If anyone bothers to find the reporting on this, the black, latina and asian tenants and neighbors they interviewed all say the murderer was violent and that they were afraid of her.
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@spiritnght2
(people in 1998) i think i'll watch seventeen seconds of a music video, then four minutes of teenagers screaming over and over again for an hour
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@TheyHateDuffy
The structure of the sentence and your use of ellipsis implies correlation and causality, don't play coy
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@Kimmylea4
@voodoochopstiks
@DigitalisHomo
oh i meant in a depressing dystopian way, not in a fun way
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@mattsutaaki
More shows where the main character hurts his nuts in the opening montage please
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@AlpacaAurelius
I, too, have built an ideological framework to support and justify spending my life in pursuit of satisfying my very specific fetish
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@Chinchillazllla
@YeonU_Reeves
same, i learned more about the korean war from King of the Hill than school
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@garfsvu1
@destroyed4com4t
@MorganFailchild
if i had been born 40 years earlier i would absolutely be lobotomized in a sunroom right now
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@lemonade_grrrl
Somehow this looks like a bunch of different cow parts that are all wrong to eat
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@latimesent
This is especially funny because Chappelle CAN NOT sing. He is a very bad singer. Embarrassing for everyone involved.
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@jaketropolis
@Loganin480p
Bro there is a not a single hot piece of food in America you can buy for less than six dollars
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@OCSheriff
when i was 7 i came up with an entire product line of catnip based on drug slang, sorry your kids are so boring
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@FOP3
@baltimoresun
Big Special Boy Fires Bang-Bang at Bad Guy, Then Gets Taken For Ice Cream, Yay!
After enjoying a seasonal serenade from local Cold Stone Creamery employees, a trio of officers clapped politely and ordered four pints of ice cream on a single cone. Gloves still smelling of cordite,
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@hailycookk
@lachancenaomi27
Yes, THIS is definitely the 4 second clip to extrapolate into representation of what an entire gender thinks
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@ReillyBJohnson
wow great shot of a beach (i have a disorder that makes me unable to see cgi) interesting that there's such a long take of nothing happening on a beach
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@MyHandsRatedE
There is no such thing as a pioneer of any idea or culture in mass media. By the time it reaches the national stage millions of people have already done it without being acknowledged
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@UsingCigarettes
I want people to start using months for this discourse like the younger person is an infant
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@GranRacismo
@ogrods
My dad taught me that you can fold her knees up so they look like her tits, have your grandparents tried that before?
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@ToneOnlyPhoto
She's 14 and she's not into oldies, not that hard to figure out. Kids aren't super into classic rock right now.
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@Pinko69420
Real courage is keeping that quiet and influencing the jury to acquit the accused attacker
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@sialoversforev1
@fIipofmyhair
I think it's inspiring that someone who can medically not sing can become a world famous pop star
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