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🔞NSFW jaded artist * moderately amusing fat chick who sometimes posts tits * Pussy Pyramid Scheme Base* Industrial Hempress* 🐈

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I want a baby so we can do things together
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The folks at Bic are trying so hard to figure out what we want
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Never let them catch you slipping
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I'd guess this might be why the FBI is helping with the investigation
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Give it back
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When your anxiety flares up
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I would do anything for Debbie
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We will never sell those keep on flickin ones until they are the last ones
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Every sword guy I know who got married had to give up their swords
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@gabcake "My bad, I charged people for child porn of myself, it was so innocent tho!" "You're the perverts for thinking this was porn that I sold on a porn site"
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A Darwin award in the making
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Me the last 45 mins of my shift
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@lydorito I feel like that was a career move and not a mistake
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"You mean like Some Like it Hot? I like that movie." -my grandma upon learning about drag shows because of the terrorist
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@currentlynotgho @lceCreamSocial Where else am I going to find a new lip ring, a family guy beer koozie and a dildo all in one place?
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Sweet dreams phone friends
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@NiceGoingDanzig What do you think child support is for?
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My new prediction is that those are going to all end up being employee lighters and we're going to peel them lol
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We can all go home this is funniest tweet
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Good afternoon
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I don't like eating food this messy and complicated; how do you feel about it?
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F
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This could be us
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The face that sucked a bedillion dicks
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To Start: Log into your A drive and type SEX
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@dillllllo Are they advertising that you need to keep your drink covered?
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@jakeshieldsajj Apparently a lot of washed-up MMA dudes use fat shaming to get engagement since they're unremarkable in every other way
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Who names their baby Probably Fraud?
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@DJBigShark We're going to trace our steps by our twitter rants
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This picture caused a huge argument on my personal Facebook
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Good morning, I need this
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@EF_escape @laserboat999 There's just more room in there
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Woke up feeling bratty
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I said I wasn't ready for love and then I foolishly went to the gas station
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Looking around my crush's apartment and noticing a severe lack of swords. Like not even a katana.
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Lmao
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@dieDoktor Gotta get yourself before they get you
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Men are so pretty. I love y'all's chest hair, bellies, shoulders, sexy legs, and both hairy and bare faces. Your body is gorgeous and I love it.
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Dear men, what's preventing you from looking like this?
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@Mortons This looks like something from a depression era cookbook, next thing you know you're going to give me an aspic.
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I hope all the horny people find their sexy witches
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@drmiller166 @talktoskirt So what were they like to work with? I assume you hired this gem
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@IanKelly246 @HardSciFiMovies I heard finding minotaur is a labyrinthian feat
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What's your favorite country song?
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Please the beans
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I went with Velma
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@rectalhygenist You ain't wrong
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This is who they invented sedatives for
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*microwaving
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Me and all my new followers
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No, cum
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@DannyBriere48 Can't even raise a decent human being with all the money in the world, let alone coach a team
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I'm pretty sure this is how you sell peppermint shops to me right this second
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This is how you sold peppermint schnapps in 1987.
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The cowboy life isn't for everyone
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Look at this mother fucker
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Tried sucking dick with a condom on, this is the closest I'll ever get to experiencing life as a sea turtle
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How your email finds me
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Good morning fellow chat monsters
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I still can't believe I have beef with the lady that runs the local Dollar General
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Left my abusive ex 9 years ago today. Went to Gwar without him and gave his ticket away. I took exactly one picture at the gate.
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I feel like it's been too long since I showed you my fit
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@gabcake What happened to taking time to reflect on the criminal trauma you inflicted on thousands of people? Are you too busy making vlogs about how difficult it is to be rich during a pandemic?
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I can't stop making ponchos
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Making DayQuil chicken cause I'm more of a sativa guy
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I hope I get 35 more years 🥰
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On my way to give you a little smooch
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The amount of people who think I gave a real baby a real cigarette is too damn high
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When he busts out the blanket blaster
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The best picture I have of my New Year's outfit my eyes are closed, but this isn't about me right now
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