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and yes i’m staying petes anger translator because he is still gonna need one and no ones better at it than me
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@tasha032218
why did i zoom in on the filet thinking you meant they named the product after you
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@josephmullins
@ChrisPhelanEcon
if it helps i one time did this and fully walked into a strangers apartment and then just stood there confused about why everything looked different
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@iramadisonthree
it’s so weird people pretend the only bad thing he ever did was when he abused rihanna (as if that’s not bad enough??) like the man has a new restraining order every year
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i think this might have destroyed me for good
This is Napoleon. He was the runt of his litter, so he never got a fair share of the toys. Now that he has a stuffed friend of his own, he is determined to never let them go. 12/10
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I almost didn’t read this because it’s long but oh my fucking god I am crying
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@hmntre
@dddrop_the_lace
“this country was founded on you not having rights so we have to go back to that!” is somehow an argument that people are perfectly willing to make???
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@AngrierWHStaff
i mean it isn’t her fault that half the house immediately started attacking her and blaming her for their “close races”
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@redditships
“stuck between a rock and a hard place” no you are not, this is so so so clear cut, get out and then go to therapy to figure out how he managed to make you consider staying with a person who hates your child
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sebastian stan’s gonna pull me into whatever weird movie he wants me to watch
The first trailer for ‘A Different Man’ starring Sebastian Stan, Renate Reinsve, and Adam Pearson has been released.
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finally a superhero w ibs
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@heathmcgough
@ElyKreimendahl
oh my god my college therapist did this and it always offended me and then immediately helped lmfao
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i like that we have a photograph because that means someone in the white house saw that meal and knew history would need to know this, and they were correct
Richard Nixon’s last meal of his presidency before resigning—consisting of pineapple topped with cottage cheese and a glass of milk. (1974)
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honestly most of us could probably have understood the message if we’d just seen marilyn talking to her belly like —
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it’s so funny to me that she specifically says “i changed your name and any real defining clues” in this song and everyone said “well clearly it’s about kim because she spelled her name out”
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@Wolfee_art
@wifiblonde
@LukeMones
there is a little mix of mid-2000-2010s shows that managed to sneak in a lot of social awareness without anyone noticing, every time i rewatch them i’m like “wait they just said trans people are people and you’re telling me nobody got weird about it”??
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@cakeandaisies
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@quenblackwell
I don’t think she did, she literally just asked if she was okay which is honestly all I wanted after it happened to me.
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i relate to her trying to keep her cool and then yelling
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@YMDgento
@SomaKazima
“crybaby cancel culture” you are talking about children wanting to see their favorite cartoon characters
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whoever runs this twitter account is so good at it
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@redditships
is it because i’m gay or because i’m autistic that i literally do not understand why it’s a problem that he looked up how to do something he clearly doesn’t know how to do
like. he’s trying? it’s maybe a bit weird to be so open about it but it sounds like he’s just nervous
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my king calvin harris did not publicly tell us he grew a beard for a grammy just to get called a real romance
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on god sarah cooper and randy rainbow are the only people keeping this country from total devastation
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I’m one of the youngest millennials. I’m 24, I’m watching my parents’ health fail, I’m on my own insurance I can barely afford because of my student loan debt that luckily got me a fantastic job, I have two degrees and the idea that millennials are still children is laughable.
Millennials aren’t kids. The oldest among us are almost 40.
We’re lawyers, doctors, + experts in our fields.
And we want our issues to be taken seriously.
Not because the price of avocado toast is too high, but because we want the American Dream, to own homes & start families.
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i would advise everyone to compare bernie’s supporters after bernie lost in 2016 to petes supporters after pete dropped out in 2020
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we’re all watching the chiefs game and it’s taking everything in me to not give a dissertation on this to the whole family
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if this all ends with a repeat of camilla where rose hanbury eventually becomes queen im storming the castle myself
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@Wolfee_art
@wifiblonde
@LukeMones
in my beloved copaganda show criminal minds they managed to throw in some “the patriot act really fucked everyone’s lives up look we are spying on folks” and some “have you tried being nicer to your gay kids” in one ep and i paused it to be like “my mother let me watch this!!”
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and she unleashed the swifties, you ever pissed them off? they can defeat at least three country’s entire militaries
Taylor Swift said that with her whole chest. She tagged the president of these United States. She’s got more guts than the entire Republican Party. I’m sitting here so proud.
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@shelleybleu
@NotATweeter16
@mattxiv
(that’s why they’re doing it, so no one will believe their accusers later)
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bernie wanted nothing more than a crowded dem field so he could win with 30% of the vote but pete caught on and started a domino effect and that’s why i stan
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i’m assuming now that petes suspending his campaign, well start getting articles about how historic his run was and how well he ran his campaign. god knows we only like the gay guy when he’s not a threat lol
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LOL you know zuck is pissed that his weird announcement for virtual meeting rooms is getting overshadowed by terrorists using his fucking platform again
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@TootHillMedley
@MollyJongFast
so you understand that some peoples voices don’t match their gender presentation and you still don’t understand why she would clarify hers?
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every person in america is patient 31
South Korea was doing a heroic job controlling
#COVID
for the first 30 patients. Then
#Patient31
did not adhere to
#socialdistancing
. Caused 2 clusters responsble for 80% of South Koreas infections. Don't be
#Patient31
.
#CancelEverything
#medtwitter
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@AsproDente
@HenpeckedHal
nah drag him first and then help, and then tell everyone about it at christmas. boom, new funny family memory
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@XDGhidiyrahah
@kushfa3rie
@petfindernames
“he ripped things” is the funniest way to describe jack the ripper somehow
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pete supporters don’t care that warren is getting money but we care that she spent a year going after other candidates for doing the exact same thing.
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i stopped watching years ago and i’m still fucking furious
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for weeks now i’ve been reading people scream about how he’s so sorry and such a sweet loving innocent little baby but then he gets asked about it and immediately just says he doesn’t give a fuck
Matty Healy says podcast controversy “actually doesn't matter”:
“It doesn’t actually matter. Nobody is sitting there at night slumped at their computer, and their boyfriend comes over and goes, ‘What’s wrong, darling?’ and they go, ‘It’s just this thing with Matty Healy.’ That
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probably because you aren’t paying attention lol
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@lanika
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@vnbrkl
this is why it’s interesting being a woman who loves the MCU, like guys around me are screaming about accuracy and i’m just like “yeah but the story was p cool and new and fun??”
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i kept my mouth shut & didn’t complain much ever since pete dropped but now that the primary’s over i wanna say pete put everything to the side to help a man who shouldn’t have been in the race to begin with bc of another man who shouldn’t have been in the race and i’m mad.
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walked out of my apartment to go to brunch and there’s a bottle of wine at my door with a note that says “i listen to taylor swift when i go through breakups too but could you please lower the volume after 10?” which was very kind and also i’m mortified
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Almost got trampled literally right in front of him and I want the world to know Pete Buttigieg grabbed my arm to make sure I didn’t fall
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have y’all considered that southern democrats have been screaming this from the fucking rooftops for decades
Georgia makes me wonder how many "red states" are not actually red states if everyone was allowed to vote.
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a guy once tried to compliment my lip freckle (to show he was romantic or something idk) and i answered by saying “the doctor says it could become cancerous at some point” and i-
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coming in and seeing how little infrastructure bidens campaign has is basically a metaphor of being a minority against someone who isn’t. petes campaign had to be perfect to get any recognition and it still wasn’t enough.
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lots of people liked the historic nature of a gay candidate running for president until he had the audacity to start leading in the polls
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play stupid games, win stupid prizes
BREAKING—Republican TN Rep. David Byrd on an ICU ventilator for COVID-19, & “needs a miracle”.
➡️ Byrd & GOP colleagues didn’t wear masks, hosted large parties, & had declared media “sensationalized”
#COVID19
. GOP friend w/ COVID also recently in ICU.
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if pundits had talked about pete after iowa the way they’re talking about him right now, he’d probably be the frontrunner.
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pete two years ago: okay so it’s pronounced boot-edge-edge
pete today: if i show up on a zoom call with a presidential candidate i will raise one million dollars for him
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We get it you’re homophobic and thought that taking your gay brother to an amusement park would absolve you of that
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@cmclymer
twitter users seem convinced they are the first to consider that antivaxxers won’t wear masks, as if the cdc is not full of people smarter than most of us
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@cherryaire
that’s very weird? he said he thought he was just being shy about turning him down bc it was an expensive trip, something he was very clearly anxious about happening with his friends. it was a small mixup, it’s funny and not some grand example of bad character
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everyone who was
#TeamPete
during his exploratory committee realizing we made it to the iowa caucuses
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Give a raise to whoever took the picture
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@treygraff_
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there’s a girl on tiktok who figures out peoples names and locations when they comment and ask her to (from anonymous accounts obviously lol)
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joe biden is adopting some of petes policies we rly are gonna win the era 🥺🥺🥺
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@goueeik
@clhubes
@PerpetuaAlma
why does it matter whether or not someone plans out their meals and buys groceries specific to those meals to avoid wasting things
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@JoshDenny
just last month his name was trending on here for like three days because we’re excited he might be getting away from her. so. yes? also she met him when he was 8.
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elizabeth warren lied about what petes plan covers
let’s all acknowledge this simple fact right the fuck now
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@ChrisZdenek
@AsteadWesley
the meme reminded us all of his homophobia, racism, pro-police bullshit and then since we were all talking about it, the celebs saw the trends and raced to defend him
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put them on a ticket and unsuspend the campaigns i’m tired of this
Pete Buttigieg and Kamala Harris reflected America as I know it.
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it is literally so far removed from the guy being an abuser, he’s quite literally not even the main focus of the drama, just the straw that broke the camels back
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i’m about to have an aneurism
Mayor Pete the surrogate should go back in time and switch places with Mayor Pete the candidate
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@inkedtater
@paulimeth
showing a picture of the president of planned parenthood having an office number in her email signature is not what “doxxing” means
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IS SOMETHING HAPPENING IN CALIFORNIA
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THREAD: it has been a year and five days since i was introduced to
@PeteButtigieg
. the majority of that time was spent knowing he would be who i cast my ballot for. two days ago, he asked me not to. so today, i was the 300th person at my polling place, and i voted for joe biden.
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you can tell by petes facial expression that chasten is bored and being annoying as hell all day lmao
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petes internal numbers were less than a percentage point off from actual results, just throwing that out there
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oh in personal news i came out at work today in a meeting by accident lol
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petes face when elizabeth warren stole his “secretary of education will believe in public education” line
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WATCH: Pete addressing yesterday’s Soleimani strike at his town hall in New Hampshire
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just signed a job offer for so much money that i literally had to stop and throw up first
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i’ve never seen such an immediate outpouring of support after a candidate drops. i may be biased, but pete has the best fucking supporters, and he knew that.
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@danjlevy
he has given us 8 billion things to criticize but mostly straight twitter users have decided to run with “he might be gay”
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i want a personal apology from every warren stan who screamed about a fucking wine cave fundraiser
NEW: Warren super PAC plunges $9 MILLION into Super Tuesday states.
Warren likely now has the biggest super PAC of the cycle, or at least close to it.
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