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@cousin_vanko
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3 months
@MomsPostingLs Ah yes, the old jealous gamble friends sabotage their stable relation friend whom they are all jealous of. Tale as old as time.
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@cousin_vanko
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@anpaure Yea, before we’d have to Google and go to 10 sites and hope someone had a similar coding issue somewhere
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3 months
@GayBearRes Ah yes. I love moving to a higher trust society, Bulgaria > USA, just to watch it degrade in the 25 years I’ve been here. Soon I might as well go back to the Balkans where at least we’re all corrupt and on a level playing field.
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@cousin_vanko
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3 months
@knicks_tape99 What’s also wild is they think they’re all 10s
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2 months
@uncledoomer There are plenty of non Chinese people who have done this, or even maxed out, paid a few months, and file bankruptcy, credit scores are a scam either way. But I’m not an attorney and fraud is illegal, so good luck.
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@cousin_vanko
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4 months
@thechosenberg I’m going to side with the cashier on this one.
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@cousin_vanko
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28 days
@AbovePlays @BRICSinfo zero chance of this lol, a few generations of relatives are dead if they don't return
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30 days
@CaptainApthorpe Lmao, you mean Indians who got Canadian citizenship just to then move to America, are now “Canadians” on this chart
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4 months
@0xMert_ Crushing poverty tends to motivate quite effectively
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3 months
@far__el I like how Zuck isn’t there, the only one going open source lol
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2 months
@DisneyDragon @uncledoomer The whole world is fraud, the goal is to stay gray
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@cousin_vanko
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2 years
@0revenue At least we see that on a large enough scale ETH gas fees are quite efficient. They just suck if you're poor.
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21 days
@GeneralPudgy Poor girl going to fade faster than that dude that sang that one song with his banjo
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28 days
@malentretenido_ @anpaure If you’re using ai to replace thinking you deserve to be replaced, if you use ai as a tool, more power to you
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11 days
@sanpellyenjoyer It’s outsourced to India isn’t it?
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7 days
@yacineMTB Carmack is OG, but in this case I’m with Hyde. The problem with people in the center and right, is trying to turn the other cheek while the left wants to ruin your life.
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2 months
@PaulSkallas Don’t worry, with all the hybrid and electric and small displacement turbo engines, we’ll go back down shortly. Those 2015-2018 cars hold a decent price especially low mileage examples
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1 month
@xbtGBH Lmfao, the feds need to step their game up
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4 months
@MoonOverlord Jesus, the downside of people becoming rich off meme coins
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3 months
@xbtGBH Imagine growing up during the peak of music, freedom and drugs whatever, when you could work a part time summer job and buy a car and a house, just to say, nah, I don’t want that for my kids or grandkids lmao
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@cousin_vanko
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3 months
@CaudilloNuclear *average women don’t want to have children with average men, because of dating app hoeflation
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@sentdefender Damn, what kinda shutter speed is that camera
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2 months
@MimanyMaker Is this new? If so, this is a list of actors which I no longer want to watch onscreen, either a sellout for money, or they owe some serious favors
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3 months
@GayBearRes That’s why we left Chicago
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4 months
@stephmui Currently in tech, need to pivot to Asian girlfriend
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@WarClandestine I love how they also added women to the draft, just in case people decide their gender is now female to get out of the draft lmao.
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2 months
@Cold_xyz I’m working a 9-5 and dumping every paycheck and every last dollar I can into this thing we call crypto
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3 months
@Duderichy Fucking wild, $200k is really the new middle class
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5 months
@ByzGeneral I’m not buying this, not because I don’t like money, but because no way am I showing this to my accountant
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3 months
@AlpacaAurelius Probably excess calories in general. Super easy to eat 3000+ in a day
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2 months
@MoonGotchi Lmao, that’s was a few trips to Dubai ago
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3 months
@thechosenberg The liveleak days were wild.
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4 months
@orwennial Last bull run I staked atom and osmo, ask me how it’s going.
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5 months
@0xfoobar You guys exit? I just rountrip every time.
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4 months
@beausecurity Idk if this needs anything, salt and pepper are my go to for this, if I wanted to get wild I’d get a side of hummus and some avocado
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28 days
@amir_harati @anpaure Yup, but that’s where coding skill comes in, it can at the very least give you a direction in which to try something if you’re stuck.
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3 months
@bizlet7 I do love anime, and I’ve always wanted to be a samurai
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4 months
@Bethazor1 What’s the advantage? My whole family is on one plan, we split the bill, it’s just cheaper vs separate plans for same service. I’m 33, my sister is 28 for reference.
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4 months
@elizalian And here I am, poor people pretending to be poor
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2 months
@0xAlaric So like, the answer is fraud, that’s all I saw here.
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3 months
@MomsPostingLs I need to proofread, gamble should’ve been female, but y’all get the point
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4 months
@FluentInFinance @GRomePow Stop moving to Vegas, we’re full
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2 months
@alfonseeeee @DisneyDragon @uncledoomer I’m not an attorney, but getting older helps, stress gets you there.
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2 months
@radshaan That’s fucking sad to be honest.
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@HelpingChads Gosling, for sure, I need to learn to be like 10% as cool as the dude is and I’ll be ok
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3 months
@LibertyLockPod A giant Viking looking dude warning someone from assaulting a girl in the crowd? Then dancing in Berlin’s Love Parade? I mean, peak civilization
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@AmericaVaunted Don’t forget who actually got popped for PEDs 😂
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1 month
@indexnforgetit Redfin probably more realistic, Zillow did lose like $70M because they bought and tried to flip based on their zestimates.
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3 years
@imBagsy I love spending $25-50 just allowing metamask to use a token.
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@KAIZ3NS Optimism to belief
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5 months
@based16z Gotta love “average” wealth calculator. Between Jeff bezos and I, we have an average of 70-80B, fuck yea!
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28 days
@malentretenido_ @anpaure Idk man, I gave up on egalitarian solutions a long time ago, anytime I’ve tried to be nice and consider others before myself, I’ve been shit on. Soooo, no it’s vanko first, everyone else can help themselves. Maybe politicians or the governor can do something 😂
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4 months
@pushtheneedle Worst part is coming back to the states after using amazingly structured public transport. Amazing feeling taking train into center of Milan/London whatever and then using the subways. Vienna was my favorite public transport experience by far.
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@Tradermayne $8M is more than some people's entire lineage earns in their entire lifetimes. People who say it isn't alot have lost the plot and need some humble pie, sure you're not Bezos, but you're super comfy
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@alfonseeeee @DisneyDragon @uncledoomer You’re on Twitter, if you haven’t seen that the world is a fraud, that’s a skills issue
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3 months
@Trust_Lion_ Since I’m shitposting and bored, hoeflation in general, we’re all tired by this point of dealing with 4-5s thinking they’re 10s and wanting me to pay all her bills, just so she can have perpetual hot girl summer princess life.
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@CramerTracker Idk who is on the right, but, that’s stability
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4 months
@randomrecruiter When I graduated college in 2008 $100k seemed great for Vegas area, now I make $140 and it feels like the $70k I used to make in 2012.
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@danielgothits Wtf is this even? Holy shit lmao. So the bank foreclosed on you, then uses deposits and or cheap loans from the gov, to buy the house back, creating a shortage/floor price. Lmfao. What are we even doing here.
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@cousin_vanko
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1 year
@GuyDealership @farzyness Data scientist here! Also have been in the used car business for about 16 years now, I’ve been following you to gather data sources 😁 I’ve been wanting to do some analysis on the side.
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@JetherBlaise H1B work slaves are cheaper, work harder, or face deportation, they also can’t really leave since their visa is tied to their job
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@scarred_money In hindsight, we should’ve taken profits on the way up, like most of the whales did lol
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@Mister_Ch0c Don’t forget gayscale dumping
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@notashenone @coinfessions For sure don’t do this, unless you’re about to break up with her
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4 months
@notashenone @coinfessions If he shows here the money, she’ll start complaining that he didn’t tell her earlier, and that she’s going to stop going to work etc. if you realize that cash, you’re either marrying her or showing to fuck with her as you break up.
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@BowTiedMara It’s settled, I’m moving to Argentina
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4 months
@brndxix Lmao, so we’re just going to go back to piracy? Cool. Makes sense why they’ve been really cracking down on it and shutting sites past year or so.
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@texasrunnerDFW This isn’t an exclusively American problem, unfortunately Europe has already gone in a similar way. It’s great out here. Social media has caused princess syndrome in most people, nobody needs to compromise, or build a family together etc. god forbid there is struggle.
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@NFTsAreNice Bro probably still paid the whole bottle service bill lol
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@moon_dot_gov Bro, that’s not even 3 grams, that’s like, we’re going to a rave
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2 months
@0xgaut This is not an example of that, why slightly offset, and not align start and finish?
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@chinesegon Lmao, bro, he’s either so out of touch, or just engagement baiting
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@Evan_ss6 “More than you can afford pal, Ferrari”
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@DonCryptoDraper @libsoftiktok It’s California. No jail risk, and even if they’re arrested, they’re booked and released right away.
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@smileycapital I’m already dead inside, so, I’ll be alright
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@USTechWorkers Imagine firing competent tech workers, with vetted/semi vetted experience backgrounds, to hire fake resume H-1B workers, and being surprised when they’re not as good at their jobs lol.
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@KylerCora My dad runs his used car lot mostly using sticky notes and notes stapled places, can barely send an email. Down payment on a car? Sticky note on the yellow folder, payment came in? Write down in spiral notebook.
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@rohindhar I’m for sure not buying a former secret service house lmao, they 100% forgot a bug or camera somewhere
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@anticode_rs Please don’t 😂😂😂 good luck
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@meetmikehiggins I feel that is I’m taking $10k/mo forever, that takes over 1), and then no mortgage since credit score is whatever, my shit jumps from low 700s to low 800s every few weeks. It’s more sensitive than a liberal arts college student.
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@MomsPostingLs So, she’s an escort?
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@CryptoTea_ 4 months and a $4B fine is a slap on the wrist. He’ll be fine
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4 months
@tekbog You don’t need that negativity bro, just block her, get like a Japanese screen around your desk or something
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4 months
@USTechWorkers So glad I pivoted from finance to developer just into to pivot into poverty
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4 months
@__MrAnderson___ @coinbase You probably didn’t sell on their advanced trade, so they hit you with that 3% fee
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@chairperson @crypto_bitlord7 Holy shit lmao. I’m never getting on your bad side
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4 months
@SoCalGoulah8 That’s why you carry a 9mm with +p outdoorsman 147 grain, and these situations would be avoided. Nowadays they make great cross chest holsters which aren’t obtrusive when hiking and fit well with backpacks.
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@Cheguevoblin If the punishment is a fine, it’s only illegal for poor people
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3 months
@TylerDurden @elonmusk Inflation and not being able to afford to buy a home or even rent without burden aren’t helping either
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4 months
@ExitLiqCapital @blknoiz06 @CryptoHayes Bro, I never knew how fucking tall @blknoiz06 was, like I knew he was tall, but didn’t know he didn’t need a ladder to change lightbulbs
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@MarmotRespecter @blknoiz06 I tried the loyalty thing, spent 4 years at a job, all I got was burned out, 3% raises, and I quote “too good to promote” since I was doing the job of 3 analysts.
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@DanielvsBabylon He’s secretly an immortal former president, who every once in a while fakes his death, and comes back with a new identity?
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4 months
@GRomePow Can’t believe my family left the Balkans just to end up in the Balkans 😂
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4 months
@AskFiller Bro, what country is this in lmao
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@ItIsHoeMath I didn’t expect this from this account, but being so based with hoe math, I guess leads to being based in most parts of life! Amazing!
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