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@SwannMarcus89
Visiting a country in Europe is like driving to another state in the US. You can drive for 12 hours through Texas and still be in Texas. You can literally drive through 3 or 4 different countries in Europe in 12 hours 😂
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Where do these women get the audacity? Lol why's a 4 at best setting such high demands?
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That's essentially my options at this point and it sucks
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Let's just send all the sex offenders to area 51 so it can be Aliens Vs Predators
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That shit is criminal. A little over 1k just to sell Solana to USD?!?
@coinbase
that's robbery
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Everyone just needs to claim Bitcoin as a religion here in the US so that way we can't get taxed on it. You're welcome
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@drjuliashaw
I'm an attack helicopter
I'm an attack helicopter
I'm an attack helicopter
I'm an attack helicopter
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(1) Wow 10 years! Today marks my 10 years clean from heroin. Never did I wake up and say oh I'm going to get addicted to heroin. It was a combination of really bad choices and being around the wrong people. The first year was definitely the hardest
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Wtf is this bullshit? If my daughter ever comes to me saying she wants to do this bullshit, she's sleeping in a tent in the backyard
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When you sit on a toilet, you are connecting your butthole, to a city-wide connected butthole network
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Wasn't
@Nouriel
the same one who gave testimony to Congress back in 1991 about how wireless cell phones were a bubble and it was completely useless? So I can't honestly take anything he says seriously
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Today is 11 years clean from heroin. I went down a wrong path in life,but made a 180 change. 2 months after getting clean found out I was a having a kid and knew then I'd never touch heroin again. She's changed my life and me for the better. My life's pretty good now
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This is what's currently happening now with society. The collapse of society is upon us
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STOP DOING THIS SHIT!
In your house its ok if you want or where no one sees them but not in a restaurant. It is a public place devoted to food consumption.
The truth is I don't agree, I don't know what you think,but it makes me sick.Your sandles belong on the floor
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#Wikileaks
just dumped all of their files online. Everything from Hillary Clinton's emails, McCanns being guilty, Vegas shooting done by an FBI sniper, Steve Jobs HIV letter, PedoPodesta, Afghanistan, Syria, Iran, Bilderberg, CIA agents arrested for rape, WHO pandemic.
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Lol this is some funny shit. I think I'm in love with her haha
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12 years ago today my life changed for the better. Today is my 12 years clean from heroin. I don't know how I went down that path in life, but I did and somehow came out of it. I was in a dark place for awhile.I quit cold turkey and felt all the withdrawal symptoms. Life good now
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I didn't think about putting my dick in there, but now I'm intrigued
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@djxdomo
I use Joist which is an invoice app that allows the customers to pay using credit card/debit card or electronic check. You can connect it to quickbooks as well with the pro version. They use wepay by chase and is usually in your bank the next day
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@Gravantus
Lol the cows are just curious. Cows are actually playful animals. I didn't see any calves so doubtful they would've done anything 😂
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@OliLondonTV
So an adult male exposed himself to kids and the schools perfectly ok with this? I hate this timeline and we need a reset
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Who the fuck actually likes sparkling water? Tastes like you're drinking TV static
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@AlexanderSoros
@Jackalish
@KamalaHarris
So the guy who made the crime bill and the woman who locked them up. Great pick for racial disparity lol
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Okay now this one I fit as many people as I could fit on here. I couldn't fit anymore
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I'm 38 and is it wrong to date a 21 yr old? This girl is seriously hot. Lol asking for a friend 😂
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This island by Nicaragua is for sale for $500k. Has 2 houses on it and your have your own island that has cell service and internet
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I haven't been on here that much lately. My time has been preoccupied with an amazing woman who has stole my fucking heart. I didn't see it coming or expect it to happen. What's even more awesome is she feels the same way. We've known each for 20 years too
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Unpopular opinion,
1. Not all shitcoins will pump
2. There may never be an alt season like 2017
3. Privacy coins will be huge
4. Pineapple doesn't go on pizza
5. All politicians are corrupt and meant to divide us
6. Nobody gives a shit if you're offended
7. GfY
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@fuck_plebs
We've all be there bro. My ex girl had them on both of her boobs and one on her neck. She said someone did a drive by paintballing on her. Poor thing
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So if having sex for money makes you a whore, does having sex for free make you a non profit organization?
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Women,don't do this!In your house its ok or where no one sees them but not in a restaurant. It is a public place devoted to food consumption.The truth is I don't agree,I don't know what you think,but it makes me sick,but don’t be putting your dirty flip flops on top of the table
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Just remember guys, 4 more days and xrp will be at $589 from .37 cents. So much wow. I can't wait for the $400 candle
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A lot of these alt coins have had 2 years to deliver a working product and they haven't delivered anything. Question is, why are you still buying/holding them?
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Girls be wearing the same tongue ring from 20 dicks ago
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I'm confused at the people wearing masks while driving in their cars and they're by themselves. Like why?
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I like my women how I like my coffee, without another guys dick in it
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Congress just gave themselves a 21% increase raise for inflation, but gave our service members a 2.6% pay increase. Congress makes $174k a year. Now they're making $210,540 a year.This isn't right vs left.This is just straight up corruption.Congress was never meant to be a career
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100% as long as she's loyal I'd do whatever it takes tbh
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The stupidity in society never ceases to amaze me lol
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@fuck_plebs
Thankfully, she said her boss protected her and that's why she was 8 hrs late getting home from work
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Damn to think 14 years ago to the day I was going through horrible withdrawals from heroin. Today marks 14 years clean. My life has completely changed from who I was to who I am now. It's wild to think that I got wrapped up in that shit and allowed myself to get addicted to that
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Took me a little bit to make this and sorry for anybody I left off, but I only had so much space
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Very important PSA
If you don't call your girlfriend/wife beautiful everyday, some Indian guy on Facebook will
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The original OG phone. Most youngsters don't even know what this is. This was the most indestructible phone even built. You could seriously throw it on the ground hard and it'd still work no problem
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I'm 37 and I've never been to a strip club and never will go to one. What's the point in paying to get blue balls? To me it's always been a pointless concept. If I'm throwing hundreds at a chick I better get laid. Thanks for coming to my TED talk
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Special announcement for everyone who's bought altcoins
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If you're following me and want to be put on the next Crypto Twitter mural comment below. Retweet for exposure
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Ok I need this. Only 20 hrs of training? Surprised more people on here don't own one as a flex tbh
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@AmiriKing
Did anybody notice how the man stepped in and took control of the situation? I guess it was his toxic masculinity 😂
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