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If you want to donate, go here. Any donations go towards rare comedy that I'll upscale and share on youtube or dailymotion.
I'll be adding a monthly subscription soon - for private downloads of content that can't be shared.
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@_naimani
"Great minds think alike" is another. The rest of it is "but fools seldom differ"
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@Bananafonie
@BubsandJacks
@whoknowsidonot
@ShayWoulahan
@Nobody48376829
@NolDPolitics
Get a fukn shirt on ya gimp
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@TheSonOfWalkley
@PopBase
Picking a billionaire to simp for is cool. Don't let anyone ever tell you otherwise, Sparky.
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@george_revutsky
@MariamBarghouti
How many non-Jewish people did you abuse while you were "serving"?
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@UKZak
@OwenJones84
What charity? The fund for IDF lowlifes who've been traumatised by wearing the underwear of women they've ethnically cleansed?
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@Verpiss_di
@Doug_Paulley
He's not intentionally damaging property - the damage is a result of him ensuring his own safety.
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@LucidDoodle
@RichardStrocher
@lifeisgreat47
@TimmerMcGraw
I've always thought "Americans are the kindest people". Here's the proof.
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Steve Coogan drops a major Partridge bombshell with news of an Alan Partridge podcast! Though mainly he's in to talk about the charity he's a patron of in Manchester.
#alanpartridge
@bbapbf
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@Walkabout24
If you get taken in by such an obvious parody, what else have you been fooled by?
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@nezumiblog
@Afripopmag
It was obviously made from a standard mould. You really ought to have a basic grasp of metal casting if you're going to post online.
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@djmissgripper
@billybragg
The venue refused to allow him to appear because of the sensibilities of gibbering gender cretins. That's what being banned means.
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@DucktalesDave
@DrewHadaller
@NinersNation
@chris_b4
@netflix
But you're ok with them being entitled to decide what services you can get, rather than that being your choice. You are a corporate lackey, of that there's no doubt.
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@DucktalesDave
@DrewHadaller
@NinersNation
@chris_b4
@netflix
Do you work for one of these companies? Or do you suck them off in public because you love them?
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@mintymentha
@Chinchillazllla
For every 50 gamers who don't delete their twitter accounts, I'm sending £1 to Anita Sarkeesian.
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@C4Countdown
@Channel4
@JBGill
@ColinMurray
@susie_dent
@RachelRileyRR
I stopped watching a few years back because of that woman. It's good to see the tide catching up on her now. You need to sack her.
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@bindelj
@billybragg
He thinks he's untouchable. You will win this. He'll find that out very soon.
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@CitizenUddin
@ealingMPS
I'm pretty sure reporting crimes that you have evidence of is not unreasonable behaviour. You should get some legal advice.
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@franzoconnor
@JustStop_Oil
Do you honestly think that's a gotcha?
Remember when we all used asbestos but then we stopped because it was causing cancer? People like you were breathing it in at the time and slagging off those who said it was dangerous then they died slowly of lung cancer.
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@AnneICoombes
@authenticTERF
@KingBobIIV
What makes you think someone stops being a man just because they say so? We're not 3 years old.
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@adamwilson301
@footbalIfights
It's a French car. They build cars with bumpers that work because it's normal to push another car out of the way for parking. Drivers leave their handbrakes off for this reason. Or at least, it used to be like that. Maybe things have changed.
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@invalide___
@WWWheesht
So he went looking for a fight, attacked a woman and got his face punched? He sounds like a fascist to me.
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@spencergrant310
@eith1n
@davidgriffith17
@jamesnoone25
@maffoo12
@AyoCaesar
What he did was accidentally reveal that you jumped into this thread without having a clue what the premise was.
What an idiot.
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@AlexJayMac
@DrProudman
Religious cults tend not to be on the side of rationality and science. You believe either in the gendered soul, or that a man can magically become a woman by thought alone. lol.
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@RockyWasYer
@Nepomucene
@Kentroadsafety
They're saying the child is doing something dangerous, rather than saying vehicles are a danger to children. Calling yourself a blue tick wanker, doesn't change that fact. Only a true wanker doesn't mind being called a wanker.
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@katbritton08
@HamzaMSyed
@ggreenwald
You're saying that the Israeli government is on the same level as a "terrorist organisation". That is what they are, but I really don't think you meant that, did you?
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@ejrosetta
I've a feeling PinkNews will suddenly stop offering you work. They won't be cancelling you, they'll just be never employing you again because you dare to be a valid journalist.
More power to you.
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@batplush777
@Iosingfat
Some gay men really hate women. I don't think he's gay though - he's just a bastard.
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@hamishsteele
@josephjames94
Someone apologising for being wrong shouldn't be terrifying to you.
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@_pointles_s
@SandMar125
@RachelBitecofer
You're doing the dirty work for a wife-beating rapist and child abuser - and you're doing it for free.
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Cliff Richard and the Young Ones - upscaled. Rik Mayall was always brilliant.
Full song here -
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@Ruptly
I was hoping that cop would start clubbing the pricks. And what's with the American flag? Patriots eh? So patriotic they wave a foreign flag and attack the system of law.
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@Soccer_Stats
@SimonGregson75
@CakeLH
Are you just pretending you like that correct answer? Cos that's what it looks like, football man.
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@LadyRoseofWales
@mrdavemacleod
I've noticed there's quite a few women like you who vociferously stand behind thugs and wankers. Are you from the criminal class, or do you just aspire to it?
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@APowellLaw
Men can't be feminists. You're changing the meaning of the word. Like you try with "woman", or "man". You're a dishonest "man".
You put feminists in quotes because you have decided that women who say no to men can't be feminists. You're a dishonest "man".
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@LadyRoseofWales
@mrdavemacleod
You must not realise that your little hooligan hero has protected many paedophiles in his movement.
Knowing this now, you'd really have to stop supporting the violent hooligan scum.
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@erezmvk
@jorymicah
"my step sister is also Israeli, she is half Bulgarian half Moroccan"
What?
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Both series of I'm Alan Partridge, upscaled to 1080p 50fps. Use jdownloader2 if you want to download them to keep.
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@GyllKing
I normally appreciate your positions, but believing that a man is a woman because he says he is? That's on the same level as believing in someone else's religion because they demand that you do.
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@OldGuyHuh
@JustMisogyny
Yes, because strangers are no different from the people you live with.
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@gokhantunch
@NoContextHumans
You should be banned from the internet. All of it. It's not for you.
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@GonzoFilms
@FuckCarsReddit
So you're completely dependent on a car to do anything? How limiting.
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@FaureLorenzo
@KarenAttiah
All of those repressive governments were put in place either by or because of western interference. All of them.
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@MicahZKellner
Palestine isn't a state. It will be one day though - all the way from the river to the sea.
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@Joe_Public2018
@VaxxersAnti
People don't hate you because you're white. They hate you because you're you.
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@invalide___
@ThePosieParker
@ForWomenScot
@StandingforXX
@WWWheesht
So why did the thug you support use violence against them?
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@RF_Jenkins
@Ginofantastico
I never knew that about him. It's good to see a one-time lowlife turning things around and becoming a decent adult. Do you think you'll ever manage it?
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@marcymia1
@BenMFreeman
It's more likely that the Zionists start rounding up anti-Israeli Jews.
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@Liam_Holman99
@BjCruickshank
If you saw a friend committing a rape, would you say nothing because it's happening anyway? That's your logic.
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@joeypp_
@susanelizh25
@pervlens
@CityWestminster
@Westminster_LCC
@WestminsterSts
So if the pavements are wider, there's more space.
Then you can continue your very important power walking to what I imagine are high-level business appointments in the jazz mag trade without hindrance.
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@CyclingGreat101
@jonburkeUK
It's we. People who give a shit. Baws to the car drivers - every one of them is a selfish arsewipe.
And it's precedent, not president.
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@laughinglashes
@derekconlon
@ashtonbirdie
Ireland needs immigrants. For the land mass it has, its population is very small. I imagine you'd be fine if they were all white though, eh?
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@twitchytails
@GamerTakes
If you're not gaming on a TV that could crush a small adult to death, then you ain't no gamer!
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@DarrenJohnson66
You are the kind of candidate I've voted for in many elections over the years. Since the Green Party became the political wing of the trans movement with barely a word on environmental issues, I'll never vote for them again.
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@GonzoFilms
@FuckCarsReddit
If you're shooting guns for no reason, it's probably best that you're able to live away from normal people.
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@10MarXmen
@LBwn3
@wesstreeting
I'd imagine most of them are scared. Of horrible bastard flag fondling arseholes like you.
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@kylegrantham
@jacobin
@daveweigel
Which creators do you know who have complained and not had their stuff removed? List them.
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@NeonSilverOptic
@keffals
It's funny that you've got no idea what having even a tiny bit of a conscience is like.
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@georgegalloway
full video of George Galloway in Parliament on Tuesday April 16th, talking about Thatcher's funeral.
http://t.co/T8Lll09KeN
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I'm finally getting around to sorting out the VHS stuff I had dumped in the cupboard about 15 years ago. Rik Mayall plays Kevin Turvey as he investigates important matters.
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@basedboyscout
@tonkerthomas
I'll blame the fuckers playing the audio. Cos they're the ones playing the fucking audio.
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@Walkabout24
that's how you paint yourself into a corner - try a night class on Media Studies. No joke.
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@dschorrnyc
@thrasherxy
There's only a justification for such violence when the person you're enforcing the law against is posing a direct physical threat to someone else. Unless you're a fascist, that is.
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@realsquigga
@ob_cycler
Why so fucking aggressive? The American government subsidises your transportation by building massive roads for your use.
Smooth roads were first brought in because of pressure from cyclists. You should show some respect.
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@StopFundingHate
Clarkson is a tincture of little Englishness. The bitterest substance known to man.
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@saliencefront
@caitoz
If you haven't clashed with every faction then you're not much of a thinker. Every faction has its failings - and a lot of the time they're hidden from view. You only get to them by clashing with them.
I feel like I'm talking to an automaton tbf.
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@pleasesavememan
@CllrScottArthur
If you make the street impassable by a fire engine then you're not parking legally. Get that into your stupid annoying head.
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@JacobCarterrrr
@SeanDandelion
It's a car for tiny cocked soldier suckers who get no satisfaction from life because they're as thick as two short planks.
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@separatereligio
@AMReese
@VicBergerIV
@benshapiro
Did you profit from the shit you thought when you were younger? Did you help to propagate, on a global scale, hatred towards others?
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@TaiZong93
@Sorelle_Arduino
It was a rhetorical question because you don't have any right to tell people which words they should use. You can ask them, but to *tell* them? That makes you an intolerant fascist.
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