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honestly im just here to talk shit

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just in case i never told you. I 🫶 U.
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@_Bonga Ai but it jerks you off
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@beefymosquito Bro, it’s never gonna happen
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@rats7 bro why would you take her to McDonalds 😖.
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4 months
@oceanblvdvinyl So her husband is a shape shifter 🤔 🐊.
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@paynushurts I hope you got a prenup
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@iambrattyb I’m so over this heat 🥵.
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@CultureCrave ON IT 🤖
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@christweetsllc Girls will go for the 6’3” instead of the 5’7” 😂.
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3 months
@dominicdeecoco imagine sitting next to this dork.
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5 months
@cignewtons_ Ill take a trust fund sleeve plz.
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1 year
$WEN we eating?
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1 month
@flohrry needs to hit up his sugar mama jenner lmao 🤣.
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4 months
HBO just revealed that Tiffany Fong is Satoshi Nakamoto???. @TiffanyFong_
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4 months
@sailxrmn Side effects of getting old 🫠.
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@p8stie Starbucks buys over roasted beans for a fraction of the cost raising their margins and sugar coats it with pumps of artificial flavors then charges you $8 for it. Starbucks reserve locations actually have decent beans for a starsbucks at least.
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3 months
@beetsforever Of course its a cybertruck.
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5 months
@tohneigh when did she become white?.
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4 months
@DiscussingFilm I’ve filmed there many times. Such a wonderful historical studio . It was originally the Charlie Chaplin studio
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@internetweird_ of course they are vegan 🌱.
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1 year
TAKE YOUR $PANTS OFF AND JACKET
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4 months
@Rainmaker1973 how to ruin a perfectly good car.
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1 year
rilla & 897 is up to something on $MYRO
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5 months
@PopCrave I mean Milla Jovovich is Ukrainian-American lol
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4 months
@CassiusF0x bro how can you not spot a miata.
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5 months
@oddettem where’s community notes when you need them.
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@CaudilloXIV This is so true. My crush Helen Lindes . Year 2000 Miss España from Canarias
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@lecvett bro has a type. single latina baby mommas.
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4 months
@BrittanyXVenti Nah there’s charts and analytics for this. No matter mens age they will always go for 24 year olds 😅🤣. Women prefer to date 2-3 years younger or older
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@EndymionYT Its like the last jedi. It simply does not exist.
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@CultureCrave How do these movies do so well. Insane.
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@anomaly1920 what is on her arms?.
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@_sam_dav that’s literally me rn.
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1 year
@Mike_M_Klotz $100 i can get up dat in my sprinter van
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2 months
@rebbyislucky there’s meth heads in Australia . why does this surprise me 💀.
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4 months
@TchCrayon LOCKED IN.
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1 year
@0zobuiwem @RaidsV2 bro can list pornos but couldn’t tell you the capital to each state lmao 🤣 💀 ⚰️ 🪦🤣.
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@AcervoCharts Or if you are a boomer.
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@sports_only_ Id have no problem with it.
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@katyperry @skyferreira How have you not been cancelled yet?.
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@Angelicali0 Bidenomics.
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@lucavi_ftw substitute teacher u hooked up with after class.
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@Ovrnundr Damn these kinda hard af.
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@MacRumors Spending laptop money and not even getting laptop utility 🚮.
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@WuWei113 😉
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@mollytaft and they actually had wardrobe budget.
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@rizxhmed1 Nice work bro. Love the cologne station
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5 months
@sensible_dude2 every princess deserves a mario.
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@GodfreyGGolden Can I get a slice 😋 🍰.
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2 months
Even A-Listers aren’t making enough money in Hollywood.
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he’s an actual menace
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@Smith_WessonInc We can end it right here. 45.
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MAIL CAME IN TODAY 📩💳. THX @Tangem. WALLET AND KEYS ARE COMBINED INTO THREE COPIES. 🗃️💰. NO MORE KEY MANAGEMENT .NO MORE CABLES.NO MORE CLUMSY HARDWARE. GOODBYE @Ledger ✌️
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#USEDCAR is going for it
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@mask_bastard When she friend zoned you V When she finally lets you hit.
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@OATMlLKLATTE There’s pp 🤨.
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@TimDuy Lmaooooo
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@Porsche 959
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@Cato_184_CENSOR @verymoisturized Tale as old as time . Human nature is human nature.
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1 year
#HARAMBE. WISH MY BAGS LUCK. WILL TOP OFF AT 0.0040
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@pcd2009 Bro is so lit.
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@ilyclemmie There’s no work when you get out of school and you'll be knee high in debt.
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@ElijahSchaffer Every BMW owner including myself are sticking with the older models. Theres a bunch of new bimmer kids who aren’t petrol heads and enjoy all the new crap they are producing . Totally different market and clientele.
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@ytothek $ETH is a joke. Not sure why people haven’t realized it and stopped using it. There are better chains.
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@internetweird_ OMG 🤣. I always wondered . Hits way different.
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@ecto_fun She’s always dressed like that.
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@Rich_Cooper Hey look it’s my Ex. You give some women the world and they will find a way to fvck it up and blame you for it 😅😂🤡.
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@botticellibimbo Lmaoo. I had a gf from Queens and yea she took me to Long Island once 😭.
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@esjesjesj Elon making his own community notes LOL.
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2 years
WE ARE MOVING @Ledger FUNDS OVER TO @Tangem . SET UP IS EASY CHECK OUT THIS THREAD 🧵
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@thefutxre @vidsthatgohard Man Doja been looking rough these days. Ever since she ditched her eyebrows.
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@EvansIanRhys @PopCrave have you been to France? lol.
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1 year
#USEDCAR. BAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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@herbcrave For me it was 6:05-7:05. Morning arguments then make up sex.
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@lycragun @mazzypopstar def part of the problem 🤨.
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@slumpykev I need a long horn one
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@CinemaTweets1 bro has no versatility . he plays himself in every role. he’s great when he plays himself otherwise its just off
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@oversettext 🤣🥲. This one is so gooood. Lmaoooo.
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4 months
@internetweird_ always wanted a diablo.
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@US_Stormwatch Who needs to go to Mars when you can just got to Phoenix.
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@ShitpostGate He’s got a great point . I wanna say she was a last minute cast. Originally should have been Katie Holmes 🤔.
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@LindyTasteful God bless our hot founders.
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@StoicSkeptical @lporiginalg Yup. In Madrid my buddy and I went home with two girls and this Arab would not stop harassing us cause he couldn’t get one of the girls IG. We got the cops involved and got him arrested. They are truly lost in Western culture.
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@HagertyUK **🥷**.YOTA
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@GregTheWeidman Yup. I literally haven’t worked a day on set since May. June July and now August silent AF.
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$WEN. SLOWLY TAKING PROFITS AND ROTATING INTO $JUP. VERY SLOWLY SMALL AMOUNTS TO TAME MY ADDICTION
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2 years
@IGN Man everyone got screwed except for Rob Downey Jr.
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@rafagadeviento9 Nope. Nothing like eating dinner at 11pm followed by a cortado to then rage until 5am in the morning.
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@OldInternetFeel Damn all I had was a floppy disk and 6 pictures of Angelina Jolie 💀.
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@screentime It should be called “Sofia” instead of “The Penguin”.
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@nypost Anyone know her @ just so I can make sure to avoid it?.
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@ga3695 @Woccwontmiss FR FR. no girl is perfect. good luck finding her 🤣.
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@VHSDVDBLURAY4K Im sure their DIT had allot of fun.
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