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lmao hell yeah finally getting off this hellsite for a different hellsite
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Look I know they fucked up against the Raiders but this seems really harsh
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Did the government of Canada even do anything close to as serious as this to Hockey Canada with all their sexual assault scandals
BREAKING
The Government of Canada withholding funding relating to the suspended Canada Soccer officials for the duration of their FIFA sanction
Here is the full statement from Canadian sport minister Carla Carltrough:
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Ivan Provorov decided to be a giant homophobic baby and now teams are cancelling warmup pride jerseys because they don't want their players outed as homophobes
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Nice try that's Robert Herjavec
BREAKING NEWS: Tracking Center has CONFIRMED that
#Santa
has LEFT the North Pole! Stay tuned for his projected route.
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Underrated Storyline: Jimmy Vesey left Nashville so that he could repeatedly lose in the first two rounds and get scratched for Tanner Glass
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Imagine being the most homophobic player on a team that employs Tony DeAngelo
There is word that
#Flyers
’ Ivan Provorov did not participate in warmups tonight because he declined to wear the team-issued Pride Night jersey, celebrating the LGTBQ+ community.
The Flyers offered the following comment.
Provorov is expected to be available to media postgame.
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She's been hired by an NHL team to do analytics work?
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It's incredible how often this dipshit gets dunked on
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@kenklippenstein
Politicians talking about police brutality when they keep funding police departments
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Congratulations to Piss Guy on getting a job with Sportsnet Radio
Seen at dear old 1 Yonge St. in broad daylight at 2 pm. Dude, there's a Starbucks inside, and a bar across the street I bet you know all about. I was on the fence but
#GoBruins
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Peter Chiarelli: don't mind me I'm out here casually trading Taylor Hall for Adam Larsson
Marc Bergevin:
tiens ma bière
Pierre Dorion: LEEEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOY JENKINS
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Bryan Danielson: I sleep in a bed with my wife
Maxwell Jaxwell: YOU KNOW WHY I HATE YOU? IT'S BECAUSE I SLEEP IN A RACING CAR BED
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This PK Subban quote sums up the entire problem with the NHL
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Baseball waivers: super complicated
Hockey waivers: French reporter yells out a guy's name
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Leafs got a better return for Kapanen than the Devils did for Hall
Leafs gonna get a higher pick out of Kasperi Kapanen than the Devils got out of Taylor Hall, enjoy Arbys
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I tried offering Adam Larsson for Taylor Hall to NHL 16 Peter Chiarelli and I got rejected
What's your most unrealistic sports video game stat? I had a LB with 143 sacks in a season.
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Related: I want a Space Jam sequel where Kevin Durant is supposed to stop the Monstars, but instead joins them as their small forward
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Hill staffer sent me this pic of Ocasio-Cortez they took just now. I’ll tell you something: that jacket and coat don’t look like a girl who struggles.
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The only Trouba/Draisaitl story that matters is the time the Oilers used a Trouba hit to Draisaitl's head to cover up Draisaitl getting a concussion because Darnell Nurse KTFO'd him after sleeping with his sister
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I love that we're getting this absurd of an MVP race because of a pandemic where two guys play in a division where every team has a goalie from the 80s
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An NHL GM thought Taylor Hall was the problem with their team
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When you experience losing in the 2nd round for the first time
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Neely's press conference:
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The Devils-Rangers rivalry is hot as hell, 10 years of LaFreniere, Kakko and Panarin against Zajac, Rooney and McLeod
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Scott Darling dunked on a guy so badly he deleted his account
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If there were a “Sports Twitter” Hall of Fame, honoring the best sports-related tweets of all time, what would be your nominee?
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We have been on twitter long enough that former employees of NHL teams get to dunk on people
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Given how much Max Domi loves Trump it's not surprising to see him get owned by a Russian
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Please tell me the Steelers play the Vikings next year because Matt Canada's offense vs Ed Donatell's defense is a big time stoppable force vs movable object matchup
I'm about to be sentenced to death by endless pre-snap motion and jet sweeps.
Fuck.
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Elias Pettersson at the NHL awards
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The Edmonton Oilers in 2015 vs The Edmonton Oilers in 2018
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With a name like "Guy Hockey" how is he not the Oilers GM
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Everyone: You gotta hand it to Bergeron
Leafs fans: I hate that guy he tortured me
Devils fans: lol your 1C is currently our castoff
Canucks fans: *posting insane JT Miller trade proposals in the replies of the bruins announcement*
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Patrick O'Sullivan got canned by TSN? lmao. Serves him right for being a gigantic dipshit
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Yes, life is unfair for the team that fell ass-backwards into the best player in the league and the managed to fuck that up
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Tony DeAngelo just requested a trade to the Avs
there's a fucking blue lives matter flag on the ice at pepsi center after the avs announcer just got through sounding like the voiceover for a B-grade action movie while describing the tragic death of kendrick castillo in "good and evil" terms. why the fuck do I watch hockey.
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This tweet has now reached the "Diaped up homophobes acting as if they're not mad and actually laughing" threshold
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Guy who supports a white supremacist and has made islamaphobic comments is totally a good ambassador for
#HockeyIsForEveryone
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Jaromir Jagr
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EYY IM GETTING TRADED OVER HERE
TRADE:
To Montreal
#Canadiens
:
F Joseph Blandisi
F Jake Lucchini
To Pittsburgh
#Penguins
:
F Riley Barber
F Phil Varone
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The City of Edmonton vs Taylor Hall
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The thing that bothers me the most about the NHL choosing not to sit out in solidarity is that it is the perfect summary of how it's like being a person of colour explaining racism to white people. Explain, have it fall on deaf ears, watch white people do nothing
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Fun fact, The Winnipeg Blue Bombers were named after the term "Blue Bombing", which was the act of trying to land planes in nearby lakes due to Winnipeg's lack of an airport
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Evan Bouchard's gonna fit in real well with the Oilers
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Lindy Ruff just kinda explained why Hynes' player usage sucked
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Corey Perry went to three straight finals and lost, lmao
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Ross Johnston is Antifa
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Morgan Rielly deserves the Norris on the basis that he's been putting up absurd offensive numbers while having to drag around the charred corpse of Ron Hainsey
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@HuskieAthletics
@HuskiesMHKY
@CanadaWest
@USPORTSca
@usask
He's moved on from abusing professional athletes to moving to abusing university students
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*GMs routinely shoot their dicks off with ill-advised contracts*
Hockey writers: This is the Salary Cap's fault
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Tired: Steve Dangle yelling about the Leafs
Wired: Steve Dangle makes conservatives shit their pants
Sportsnet fired Don Cherry for saying "you people" when telling all Canadians to wear poppies. Meanwhile, they employ this goon
@Steve_Dangle
who calls ALL Trump supporters "cowardly, weak-kneed, bed-wetting, piece of sh*t." Classy
@SportsnetPR
👌
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Gagner and Cogliano had the right answers. McDavid is an absolute coward with that non-answer
McDavid, Gagner and more speak on the Ivan Provorov situation.
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Sucks that the Rangers spent $82 million on a guy who's gonna mysteriously disappear in the russian equivalent of a waste management accident
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Find someone who loves you as much as the Oilers MSM loves carrying water for Peter Chiarelli
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Edmonton Oilers desperate for - wait for it- a top line winger like Taylor Hall
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Rooting interests for the finals
1. Sharks (sorry cane's twitter)
2. Canes
3. Blues
4. Heat Death of the Universe
5. Meteor
6. Thanos
7. The Bruins, but Marchand gets erased from existence one second before they win the cup
8. The Bruins
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Broke: the trade is 1 for 1
Woke: The Ducks traded Kyle Palmieri for a couple of picks because they wanted to keep Ryan Kesler's corpse
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If the Devils make the playoffs I will make this salad and eat it
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The Bruins are icing 2 different 5'9 defensemen and their 3rd biggest forward is Marcus Johansson lmao
DeBoer: "The 2 hardest, heaviest teams are in the Final. Everybody talks about skill & speed, there's room for all these small players. There is a room for that. But I don't think it's an accident.
"There was no space. They're heavy, hard & organized. There wasn't any room."
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