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We are Cometeer. The future is frozen. Melt barista-quality coffee & lattes in seconds, hot or iced. Check us out:
Gloucester, MA
Joined October 2018
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This machine costs $600
Cometeer is $2 per cup
Easy choice
Use code ramp for $20 off
Attention coffee snobs I need some help.
Wife wants to buy this Breville espresso machine on $AMZN because it's 20% off.
Does anyone have experience with this machine? Good? Bad?
I promise to make coffee at home for the rest of my life if we buy it.
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TSA Approved ✅
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Before the M&M's make their next move at the Super Bowl tomorrow, we just want to say something.
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And then...we were asked to leave and set up on the other side of the street😭
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Coffee Wars Episode V: Goldman Strikes Back
(so we came back with a cart this time
@litcapital
😤)
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Watch the legend James Hoffmann (
@jimseven
) compare a $50 vs $500 vs our very own $500,000 grinder in his latest video.
Featuring lasers, liquid nitrogen, and our team member
@alexkaplan0
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More proof that coffee fuels innovation ☕️
Additional perk of
@cometeer
coffee: using the boxes to store design supplies when you’re done.
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And it's sold out, but you can still gift coffee to your entire remote team through our corporate gifting program.
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It’s basically the equivalent of hitting the super star in Mario Kart
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We’re excited to share our first limited drop of the world’s most coveted coffee.
We teamed up with
@equatorcoffees
to bring you 4 unique varieties from the renowned Finca Sophia farm in Nueva Suiza, Volcán, Panama — available now for just $5 a cup:
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They can take away your coffee, but they can't take away our cart...
For at least 5 minutes until security catches on 🫡
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🚨 NEW ROASTER DAY 🚨
Today we’re launching our newest roaster - Black & White Coffee - with a super limited collection from two US barista champions.
Try before it runs out:
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Happy
#NationalCoffeeDay
to the roasters who make Cometeer possible!
@equatorcoffees
@JoecoffeeNYC
@counter_culture
@ghowellcoffee
@redbaycoffee
@ggetLA
@BirchCoffee
@BirdRockCoffee
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Get you a head of coffee product who can do both
Today might have seen the biggest physics discovery of my lifetime. I don't think people fully grasp the implications of an ambient temperature / pressure superconductor. Here's how it could totally change our lives.
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Today we’re pulling back the curtain on our Willy Wonka-style frozen coffee factory in Gloucester, MA. We’ve developed the most advanced coffee extraction and flash-freezing system in the world. Follow along with Alex and check it out!
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@RampCapitalLLC
@BrevilleUSA
I guarantee you we’ll win in a blind side by side. Cometeer makes espresso 100x easier 10x better and 10x cheaper. Just melt capsule and add 2oz hot water.
This machine costs $600
Cometeer is $2 per cup
Easy choice
Use code ramp for $20 off
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This is blowing up with Twitter coffee experts. Espresso machines are cool.
You know what’s really cool? Super giant scientific Cometeer coffee extraction machines.
This machine costs $600
Cometeer is $2 per cup
Easy choice
Use code ramp for $20 off
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👀
I am unqualified to be a coffee expert... but based on my first taste today, I second this expert.
@cometeer
is going to take over the world
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@anduriltech
You protect the country from the bad guys. We protect you from the bad coffee.
🛡️🚀🇺🇸🤝☕️
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New freezer, who dis? Catch us in the coffee aisle of select
@sproutsfm
stores with some 🔥 4-packs from
@counter_culture
@JoecoffeeNYC
@ghowellcoffee
@KlatchCoffee
&
@equatorcoffees
!
Store locator right here:
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If someone is committed to having the coffee emoji in their Twitter profile name, know that we will show up for them 🫡😤
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Our fans have been asking for this for a long time: now presenting the exquisite coffees of James Hoffmann’s roasting company, Square Mile, specially imported from the UK
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Welcome
@OnyxCoffeeLab
to the Cometeer Coffee-Verse! US and World Barista Championship winners, Onyx has been working to raise the bar for the coffee community since 2012. Enjoy their coffees in our light, medium, and light/medium boxes starting today —
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We’re the first 100% curbside recyclable, aluminum capsule.
There are no coffee grounds in our capsules; a local composting company picks up grounds from our facility.
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When the GOAT of direct-to-consumer business gives you that A+ review...🫡
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For everyone in this thread calculating the payback time of a machine, remember to include:
-cost of grinder
-15 mins/day dialing in grind size
-4 mins of prep work per drink
-monthly machine maintenance
-wasted beans that go stale
-your sanity making espresso
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Yesss. Cometeer is now available at select Costco! For a limited time only, we’re launching our seasonal Costa Rican medium roast in 70+ Costco locations in the Southeast. Get it while it lasts! ! 🙌 ☕
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Cinematic coffee moments with Cometeer retroactively included: Day 1
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This is merely the beginning 🫡
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First five people to DM us get a free office sampling conducted by our team of coffee professionals in NYC or Boston!
You'll enjoy the best coffees from across the world, such as the delightfully juicy Muhondo coffee specially imported from Square Mile Coffee Roasters in the UK
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This New Yorker left an airpod behind at our National Coffee Day sampling yesterday, and we will stop at nothing to return it!
Please retweet to help us find him🙏
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We shall not rest until we save the world from this
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Yes, the inevitable is here—the world’s most delicious, futuristic coffee is now available in Whole Foods. Unprecedented coffee freshness, frozen-in-time, is now near the better-for-you breakfast in the freezer aisle across the Northeast and North Atlantic regions.
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At 2100 meters, the farm’s high elevation lends itself to slow fruit maturation and incredibly developed flavors.
This collab is outside our core subscription and includes 3 different processes of a Gesha coffee—a washed process, a natural process, and an anaerobic process.
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There are only a few days left to order personalized gifts of Cometeer for just $49. Limited Time.
Order here:
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~ some personal news ~
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@Konkurir_
@spiderham900
@doc294
@vPH0ENIXv
@AngelleNDisguis
@DrLupo
@kingscoast
@Darkness429
@ickling_
@OnlyTeJay
@spiderham900
Stop the drama by trying it yourself and understanding that this is the way:
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@TaylorSicard
☕️🔥🚀
Let us know if you want us to drop off some incredible coffees at your dinner! Maybe even some espresso martinis and affogatos…
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@_Dean_Machine
@simplyianm
Anything for Grape (the coffee bean of wine, ofc)
Here's 50% off, on the house:
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Check your DMs 🙏
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@chrissyfarr
We source the BEST beans on Earth, brew the coffee perfectly at 10x strength in a state of the art facility, and lock in that peak flavor by flash freezing the coffee in liquid nitrogen.
Stays fresh for 2 years in the freezer and you can melt world-class coffee in seconds 🤯
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@OliverMaroney
let us hook you up with best coffee you've ever had (and...you keep it in your freezer😲)
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extra hour of sun completely melted
capsule in fridge overnight
🤝
iced coffee season
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🚨The British are coming!
Frozen coffee brand Cometeer brings James Hoffmann's Square Mile coffee to the States for the first time ever.
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Cinematic coffee moments with Cometeer retroactively included: Day 4
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🤌🤌
@serenalihere
@cometeer
switching to cometeer was the best decision of my life and i won't go back on it haha
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@ShaneMac
@alexisohanian
The crusade against mediocre black coffee is a cause near and dear to our hearts
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Cinematic coffee moments with Cometeer retroactively included: Day 6
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and we’re looking forward to going global 😉
Looking forward to testing the
@cometeercoffee
in France! Innovative, delicious, 100% recyclable... may I dare to say "what else"? 😉 cc
@DarmonAlice
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Stellar Series is live! Award-winning, rare, and unique coffees purchased direct from farms in a single collection. Avail until supplies last (which won't be very long).
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Calling all coffee-craving staffers in Congress today: let us know if you want the best coffee on Earth hand-delivered to your office!
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@bertkreischer
We think you need to try
@cometeer
to get you to a 10 immediately — single-origin coffee from the nation's best roasters, brewed to perfection, and flash-frozen at its peak.
DM us and we’ll hook you up with a frozen shipment.
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Cinematic coffee moments with Cometeer retroactively included: Day 3
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Ending the year strong with this incredible quote from
@BuzzFeed
: "Wow the cometeer is *redacted* AMAZING"
Sometimes bad words are a good thing, especially when you try Cometeer for the first time and need help describing just how delicious we are🙏
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The only way to get this gear 👇
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