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@NewRightPoast
Imagine you're making a victimhood sandwich -- you pile on the woman, the gayness, big thick slices of brown bread. At some point you look around and you're out of identity. There's no more victimhood you could possibly--
Wait! In the back of the fridge! Vitiligo!
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@lameypilled
@madmurphy666
Chris Pratt did not achieve this naturally. I agree with your motivational premise, diet and exercise is great, but you are misleading people using Chris Pratt as an example.
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@QuetzalPhoenix
Yes. They intended it as a progressive takedown of masculinity and capitalism. They're as horrified about the RW's adoption of Bateman as a mascot as Alan Moore is of Rorschach, or Matt Furie of Pepe the Frog, or Chuck Pahliunuk of Fight Club, or Denis Villeneuve of Blade Runner
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@historyinmemes
Me watching that in 2019: "Wow, it disappeared!"
Me watching in 2024: "That's like $100 worth of vegetable oil."
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@Pirat_Nation
And finally the era of slop draws to a-- hold on, someone at the door.
(is buried in an avalanche of new slop) Agh!
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@Mangalawyer
Male dev: "Let's get rid of oppression!"
Female dev: "Let's get rid of me having to pretend to care about people who aren't me!"
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@AuronMacintyre
Last weekend it was a tidal wave of gold star families ripping into Kamala Harris. Normies never heard about it, and they won't hear about this.
If a tree falls in the woods, and MSNBC doesn't tell voters why trees falling is a threat to our democracy, did it happen?
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@memeticsisyphus
There's no rule you should use the zipper method and alternate when merging, but everybody used it and now nobody does. There's no rule about which car has the right of way when pulling out out of a parking spot or into an active lane of traffic, but everybody knew it and now
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@FischerKing64
I'm not trying to be silly here, and I hope you don't take it like that, but is the barbarity of the killing the objection here? If the animal was put to sleep in a humane manner, would you still object? Or is your wish that all cows go to an elderly cow farm?
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@DisgracedProp
Guys constantly ball bust and bully, go to any platoon or locker room or online shooter.
AWFLs don't bust balls or bully. They have no idea how either work. Slop like this is literally what they think masculine confidence is. It's estrogen cosplaying as testosterone.
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@lporiginalg
It's funny how alarmist the culture wars have gotten that I wasn't sure which part I was supposed to be furious at here: a liberal culture so afraid to discipline children that masking tape is now worth a headline? Or liberal teachers presuming to discipline our children?
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@historycalendar
@historyinmemes
You remember being FIVE and being scared of advanced hypothetical astrophysics scenarios?
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@VDAREJamesK
About five years ago I started getting walked into on the street by white women. I couldn't figure it out at first -- it never happened my whole life, and then suddenly started out of nowhere, and only when I was walking in a city, and only by upper middle class white women who
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@OrwellNGoode
Your personality isn't the sum total of your consumption.
Liking popular things everyone likes doesn't mean you have no personality.
Does it make someone more fun to hang out with if they pretend to like obscure arthouse cinema and eat weird food?
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@wanyeburkett
It's an unfortunate by-product of progressives winning the nature-nurture debate in the court of public opinion and basing all policy off of that win. Genes can't contribute to making some dogs "bad" and some dogs not. All canine aggression must come from environmental factors.
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@wanyeburkett
I don't want to be all "blame the boomers" with everything, but as a Gen-Xer who's spent my whole life waiting for a generational transfer of power, only to see the generation before me holding onto power well into their 70s and 80s, often pulling the ladder in behind them, it's
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@wanyeburkett
Every man has an awful story about a woman. Are both genders to be defined by their worst representatives? I'm not sure what she thinks the conclusion is. Because everybody has had food poisoning, we shouldn't eat anymore?
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@stone_toss
Nowhere near on the same plane, but if this isn't a horseman, it's at least a donkey bringing up the rear.
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@0xAlaric
People do nothing but watch movies and TV. Gangbangers are all noble samurai. 105 lb girls can throw around Navy SEALs. It seeps into the culture through our entertainment and becomes reality by osmosis.
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@lporiginalg
Is this teacher based or woke, in other words? TELL ME WHAT IM SUPPOSED TO BE MAD AT
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@joshcarlosjosh
Let me help.
YOU thought the first two episodes of The Acolyte were solid. Good. not spectacular.
Still with me?
Now, the people who left the bad reviews? They DIDN'T think that.
I can go slower.
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@watchTENETnow
Sam: “It's like in the great stories, Mr. Frodo, the ones that really mattered."
Frodo: (burdened by One Ring, walks forward)
Sam: "Don't you want to ask me about the great stories, Mr Frodo?"
Frodo: "... what?"
Sam: "The great stories, Mr Frodo. I was just telling you about
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@HarryLotusEater
I work with these people, and it's always the state-sanctioned swears too. It's mostly compound words involving cleaning products and random words ("douche-fountain", etc) and variations on things being shitty.
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@monitoringbias
I think it's working. If you don't prosecute crime, and all the stores close, then... nobody can buy anything. Equity achieved!
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@SteveGuest
I'm a Republican and I vote for Trump, but come on. She clearly meant he knew which topics were going to be asked.
We got offered a win tonight on a silver platter. We don't need the tin foil hats on top of the silver.
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@TheRabbitHole84
We're inching ever closer to a singularity where we have created an artificial intelligence that will do our thinking for us -- and we programmed it to have the decision-making ability of a 23-year-old college girl.
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@extradeadjcb
All right, but apart from the free housing and groceries and medical care and scholarships and pell grants and preferential loans and mortgage assistance and tax credits and sick leave and social security and make-work jobs and discrimination laws and "restorative justice" and
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@im_1776
@realchrisrufo
Conservatives think we're on a train that's going off the rails every time we hit a bump. But the truth is that... there are no rails.
Well then it's not a train, is it, Curtis?
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@maxtempers
The certain type of person calling you out for misrepresenting what he actually said?
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@L0m3z
It's hilarious to watch millions of Democrats, all at once, realize they have no idea who is actually running the country. Welcome to the party, guys.
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@Daily_SWGames
@ROXASxg
You're confused that he wishes a good aspect of a horrible game was in a better game? Seemed pretty easy to follow to me.
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@memeticsisyphus
Of course. They own a TV. They have Netflix. They watch commercials. They see movies.
An extraterrestrial visiting our country and watching an hour of popular culture would be forgiven for assuming blacks make up 80% of America.
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@Babygravy9
I remember when the liberal arts still taught Shakespeare, being blown away at the metric ton of essays written about his plays. Imagine having a field of study so limited that you just endlessly till the same fallow ground over and over. Now it's racism and victimhood.
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@memeticsisyphus
Yeah, it's the least helpful reply in any conversation. On a cosmic enough time scale literally nothing matters, so why ever talk about anything that isn't about the heat death of the universe? Shut up.
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@Grummz
Why are we pretending it's confusing why the fat purple-haired girl with the pronouns and flags in her bio is acting like a fat purple-haired girl with pronouns and flags in her bio?
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@GroovyHistory
God damn it, I fell for this one. I think I scrolled for eight straight minutes, not a single picture of Wonder Woman.
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@cormier1027
@YetiYeff
You win. You're the best person on the internet. Time to turn off your phone and go solve crimes.
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@charlescwcooke
I don't get the math. If it's a TWO bedroom apartment, shouldn't it be TWO people earning minimum wage? Why not a ONE bedroom apartment for ONE person earning minimum wage?
In my 20s, when I had my first job, I had what we called a "studio" apartment. To translate this for
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@Grummz
@Hasbro
@Wizards_DnD
Am I the only one not seeing the difference? I've been looking at these things like Where's Waldo for five minutes.
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@wanyeburkett
You're not wrong that the coming-up generation acts like a bunch of coddled, naïve communists, but why shouldn't they be? When have they ever had the opportunity to grow and thrive? They're now in year 25 of their extended adolescence. We're are waiting for the cultural adults to
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@zarathustra5150
@aIlaboutmeep
@signulll
You made a post about how women lie to themselves and got an angry reply from a woman lying to herself. Just let it go.
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@unfunnyaidan
@aquilaqua
@OrwellNGoode
Too bad you hate reading and you're on an app that literally requires it, because it was really funny.
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@Mangalawyer
@RangTangStudios
"Wants to"? They're not villains in a Republic serial. They did it 35 minutes ago.
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@Howlingmutant0
@SeanTwoNames
It's been clumsy propaganda since season 1! Starlight is supposedly deeply religious, then moves to a big coast city and turns into an atheist ten seconds after stepping off a bus. Then she goes back to her religious mom and turns HER atheist after a ten second conversation!
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@wanyeburkett
I can't get in to see an ear specialist for FOUR MONTHS because of the boomer drain on the healthcare system. My father retired TWENTY YEARS ago. Everyone my age or younger, unless they independently took care of themselves with a stock portfolio at a young age, is likely going
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@monitoringbias
This is apples and oranges. You're saying you'd prefer a woke STEM research university to a non-woke liberal arts degree. Sure, and same. I'd rather do scientific research than read Chaucer too. But would you prefer a woke liberal arts degree to a non-woke one?
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@DisgracedProp
Thought he was fantastic in Top Gun Maverick, and he's pretty funny in Anyone But You. Hollywood isn't desperate for alphas, alphas are desperate for movies starring actual white guys in actual starring roles.
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@0xAlaric
Ascendant feminism pulls all sex out of media. Conservatives celebrate. "We won!" You lost everything.
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@MrGabeHernandez
Why even have Mr Freeze in this? Let's just cut out the middleman and make it her ex-boyfriend or her hairdresser or the bouncer not letting her into a club or something. Then she can go karaoke with Catwoman and we can make Catwoman her gay co-worker instead.
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@DelusionPosting
It's funny how this went from "unspoken understanding" to "delusional take" in three generations.
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@0x49fa98
Perfectly put. I'm happily married. I don't hate ALL women. I hate a VERY specific demographic of ideologically inflexible upper middle class white liberal woman. She values safety over freedom, is scared of everything, distrusts exceptionalism, and hates people like me.
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@AuronMacintyre
1) It might not honestly be no more complicated than the fact that Biden was always supposed to be a one term president and decided he didn't want to leave.
I think the entire coalition behind him I've been desperate for him to step down for two years now, but he doesn't want
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@Sargon_of_Akkad
Exactly. A recent stat came out showing increased virginity in men under 30, and everyone on the right raced to blame porn.
Blame feminism. Men turn to porn because they've been pushed aside.
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@_ChicagoV_
@rkylesmith
Wait. He's complaining about a legal system that only persecutes one side...
... and your comeback is "if our side's so guilty, how come the legal system that never persecutes us doesn't persecute us?"
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@SierraWhiskey9
Never played it, but I heard the Saints Row reboot managed to piss off just about everybody on either side of the culture war.
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@extradeadjcb
People who are scared of this are people who are scared of everything. I feel sorry for them. I also have trouble understanding them, because they never take off their masks.
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@OrwellNGoode
Imagine a list of files in a Windows folder. If you named them "YYYY-MM-DD" you would actually be able to auto-sort the files by date. "DD-MM-YYYY" would just give you random nonsense.
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@RisingStarCom
@Grummz
Let's be honest, the "modern audiences" they're talking about are the ones they're trying to socially engineer into being.
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@0x49fa98
"Do you like news when it's catered to a leftist belief system?"
leftists: Yes
Everyone else: Not really
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@Howlingmutant0
@scubaryan_
"Don't molest children or Lil Pump is gonna make you eat hot food."
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@njhochman
@Ballnoferz
Also the phrasing. "Doritos acquired," ugh. It's like saying "snackage" or something. It's a product wearing a human suit.
I think I would like my friends less if they fell for this, because it would mean they have no ability to discern human qualities in people.
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@HiredHandStudio
@Kryptonian_Cafe
When we say that we don't want Superman to be "political", what we mean is that we don't want Superman to be a leftist. Because that's who writes comic books and movies. So you win. He's going to be a leftist. But don't pretend you don't understand what's happening here.
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@SierraWhiskey9
How many gameplay hours do you think she racked up before she did the review? 40? 50? I bet at least 50.
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@wanyeburkett
I'm almost 50 now. I've had hundreds of slices of company-bought pizza over the years for special occasions or just late worknights.
When I was young they'd buy eight pepperoni pizzas and two cheese. The pepperoni would disappear. One of the cheese would go, and the
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@cremieuxrecueil
I don't understand. Other than Dexter and House of Cards, don't all these graphs show the opposite of what you're claiming?
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@Delicious_Tacos
Of all the ways they could have framed "all U.S. industry mandates it illegal to hire white men for six years," this has to be the most dishonest.
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@pepsi
@SteveMartinToGo
"Do these actors enjoy drinking the caramel-flavored chemical water we paid them to pretend to like?"
Yeah, it's a toughy.
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@FischerKing64
"... Giving the money away, funding silly causes, propping up useless film and television studios, buying ideologically corrupt legacy media..."
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@SierraWhiskey9
@Polygon
It's like they wrote twenty articles six years ago and they just keep reposting them hoping we don't notice.
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@AuronMacintyre
THE VOTING STILL DOESN'T WORK.
I don't care how charismatic and likable the candidate is. If we can't figure out how to stop them stealing elections, they're going to keep stealing elections.
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@jarvis_best
Trump, day one of presidency:
"We don't want to waste our time on government-subsidized news corporations that are not really news corporations, and we don't want to waste American's grants and funding on stories that are just regime narratives."
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@memeticsisyphus
I buy shit I don't need all the time. But I don't buy anything because I saw it in a commercial, and I don't buy stuff so other people can see me own it. I'll drop 150 bucks on an artist's edition of John Byrne and Chris Claremont's Uncanny X-Men run, but I didn't see it in the
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@Internet_TLCM
I can't believe "They tried to assassinate a former president two weeks ago and nobody is talking about it" is evidence how out of touch conservatives are, not that there's something DEEPLY wrong with our culture.
If Joe Biden had almost been shot and killed by an assassin two
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@eyeslasho
To be fair, as a more rightwing guy, I strongly agree with about a third of the stuff you post, am indifferent to the middle third, and am usually irritated with the remaining third. Because you're a centrist! And I know that, and that's why I like your stuff -- even if I don't
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@ColtonMLong
@kentbanishearl
People who say "hope this helps" get an automatic block so I never have to interact with them again, since they're all the most smug, insufferable people on the planet. So thanks! This WAS helpful.
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@faceyouhate
Trying to wrap my head around your issue with a pretty funny joke here. Once you replace beloved characters with gender studies professors, those replacements need to be fictionally immortal? No dying in the same film, is your view.
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@SierraWhiskey9
I guess, technically, you could make the case this is mocking those people. Still not fun to read though.
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