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There’s nothing left to prove; we’re the current UCL champions, we got our revenge against City, Vini will win the Ballon d’Or, we signed Mbappé for free, and we have an amazing team.
I think it’s time to enjoy my team without the idiots of ftwt getting in the way.
Goodbye.
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These two clips show the hypocrisy of "impartial" content creators towards Real Madrid 🙃
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Hot take: Three-peat Madrid never faced a team of the caliber of this Manchester city.
🗣️ Fede Valverde: “The game against City was a very hard one, I suffered. If they tell me to play against City again, I say no. For me it was very important, I think it gave us a very big push to get where we are today.”
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In no way, shape, or form is one World Cup better than six Champions Leagues
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Vini is a player who challenges you in 1V1s throughout the entire match.
Due to the nature of his game, it's normal for him to lose lots of duels, but out of the 2 he wins, at least 1 ends in a goal. That's Vini.
Believe whatever you want, this fail comp doesn't prove anything.
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If Madrid wins La 15, next season they will play:
1. An expanded Champions League with more matches
2. Club World Cup (a month-long tournament)
3. Intercontinental Cup (final against the Copa Libertadores champion)
4. UEFA Super Cup
5. LaLiga
6. Copa del Rey
7. Spanish Super Cup
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“I do feel that the better team lost today, City had SOOO MANY chances to put the match away”
Reality:
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“Their first final in 11 years comes at the hands of an incredible defensive masterclass at the Parc des princes”.
Reality:
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“His behaviour has not changed”
Vinicius has been wiping his ass with your criticism since day one. He's not going to change his behavior to please a few retards on Twitter and a couple of idiots on TV.
Deal with it.
Vinicius simply needs to cut this out of his game. His behavior has not changed.
Absolutely 0 need to do this. Makes him beyond unlikeable. He crunched the guy’s foot…is he supposed to not feel any pain?
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Nigga said this shit so calmly without an ounce of shame
i mean lets go player by player
Courtois > Navas
Carva > Carva
Mendy > Marcelo
Rudiger > Varane
Militao < Ramos
Tchouameni > Case
Fede < Modric
Jude < Kroos
Vini > Cristiano
Mbappe > Benz
Rodrygo < Bale
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Both teams did what they had to do to win and both deserved praise.
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The void that Kroos will leave is much bigger than the one Cristiano left. both Kroos and Modric are the real reasons behind our triumphant streak in Europe.
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The flex is that PSG didn’t get a penny, unlike Barcelona paying Leipzig for Olmo.
And even with Mbappé’s €150M signing bonus, the sporting & commercial value he brings to Madrid far outweighs Olmo’s.
Is it clear, or do I need to explain it with slides and a voiceover?
@coachmarkoo
So ignoring the fact that
A) in the next 4 years Madrid will pay way more for mbappe than Barcelona for Olmo even while having a 0€ transfer fee
And B) the very cost of him signing for Madrid produced/will produce a deficit of 100M on the club accounts
But no, PSG got 0 so
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If they can't find reasons to hate Vinicius, they'll make them up
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You are hating on Vinicius for not passing the ball to your favourite player on a meaningless match despite him scoring two goals and getting MOTM.
You are exactly what is wrong with this fanbase.
This is the state of our fanbase these days, nowadays you cant even pick on your player for doing something obvious wrong because his cultists will come for you
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as weird as this sounds, I think some people don’t rate Vinicius because he doesn’t replicate what he does in big games against relegation sides
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Haaland has 0 goals and 0 assists in 6 finals played for Manchester City.
Rodrygo has 1 assist in the 2022 Super Cup final, 1 goal and 1 assist in the 2024 Super Cup final, and 2 goals in the 2023 Copa del Rey final.
He also has 2 goals in UCL semifinals, Haaland has 0.
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The difference between the first two and the others is gargantuan.
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@Pevin0994
@Mike_RMCF
I swear on god bro, I don’t play tomorrow 💯
I just sit on my couch and stare at a screen for 90 mins, it ain’t that difficult trust me
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@disident_ass
@wellercito
Esas cosas se dicen desde el principio no cuándo estás por salir con la persona
Creo que al que le parece humillante es a él que lo tuvo que esconder hasta el final
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me when I lie
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Short breakdown on why what Enzo and the Argentine squad were singing on the bus was extremely racist — A thread.
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You niggas dont understand football at all and it shows
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they didn’t lose a single UCL match btw
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The 78 points of Real Madrid after 31 matchdays is the second highest amount for the club since the season of 1971/1972 when 34 games began to be played.
They are only surpassed by the 79 points in the first 31 matches in La Liga by Mourinho's Madrid in 2011/2012.
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If you're not with Carlo, you're not with Madrid. Rats like you don't deserve to be called Madridistas.
Football, neither Carlo nor Madrid owe you anything. They play for something much bigger and more important than pleasing a nobody on Twitter named Mukhtar.
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nigga got hematuria and is trying to gaslight twitter that peeing blood is normal
Having to pee while having a boner is actually terrifying cause like you straight up just piss blood. And you cant just make the boner go away so you just gotta hold it in 💔
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Arda Guler (3 goals) is just one goal away from Lamine Yamal (4 goals) in the league, with the Turkish player having played only 205 minutes. The Barcelona player has played 1,865 minutes.
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Whoever thinks these teams are better than treble winners Manchester City is simply delusional and knows nothing about football.
You lot are yet to grasp the achievement of eliminating Man City two out of three times.
Nostalgia is fucking with your brains.
Hot take: Three-peat Madrid never faced a team of the caliber of this Manchester city.
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@themadridology
We saved Valencia from relegation last season, by the way.
In my opinion, worse than the 4-0 at the Etihad.
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Fuck you, there was absolutely nothing constructive about it... not a single thing.
They mocked him on national television, he was a constant meme, and he was generally treated like shit — still is.
Just want to say, Vini is the perfect example of what can happen when a players club, manger, teammates and fanbase hold you accountable and give you constructive criticism.
From ‘he’s playing against us’, to our
#7
. It’s been an honour watching him grow as a player.
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It’s actually quite the opposite pal. Madrid has always prioritized winning over ‘style’.
If you understand what Real Madrid means as a club, you would LOVE Carlo for the rest of your life.
Any true Madridista would not argue with that at all
If you understand what Real Madrid means as a club you would hate Carlo for the rest of your life
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It took a bad game in a friendly against the US for doubts to begin about his potential Ballon d’Or.
Vinicius is the most hated player in the world of football, I’m not wrong when I say that some don’t rate him because he doesn’t stat pad in meaningless games
If Vini Jr keeps this going in Copa America he is deffo not winning Ballon Dor
He already has alot of people hating him. Journalists/captains follow PR and they deffo won't vote him
Atleast if he has a top Copa America campaign they will have no choice other than vote for him
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Play tomorrow for Lunin, make sure his performances against City are not in vain. Honor him.
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many are not aware that Bale, Benzema, and Cristiano played together for 5 seasons and won the UCL in 4 of them.
all while collectively scoring 18 goals in the semi-finals and finals.
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Ancelotti is on his way to his fifth UEFA Champions League as a manager, and somehow 'Arteta' is considered better
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@disident_ass
@wellercito
Una relación se comprende de dos personas y alguien discapacitado requiere ciertos cuidados adicionándole el dejar atrás ciertas actividades
Es su vida, pero su condición no solo lo va a afectar a él.
no todos estamos dispuestos a lidiar con una persona discapacitada
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Muting this. Nostalgia bias at its finest
I understand the emotional connection to the three peat but I just want to let you know that y’all sound dumb as hell.
Whoever thinks these teams are better than treble winners Manchester City is simply delusional and knows nothing about football.
You lot are yet to grasp the achievement of eliminating Man City two out of three times.
Nostalgia is fucking with your brains.
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Vinicius has crossed a desert barefoot, fought like a soldier and has suffered like no other.
But in the end, he has won the battle.
Vinicius Jr is a story of overcoming obstacles from which we all should learn.
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Remember the criticism Vini got for hitting the post with a penalty in a friendly against Barcelona?
Well, since then he has taken two penalties, both against Barça, and he has scored both.
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Nacho would play his last match winning the Champions League.
Kroos, Modric, Nacho, and Carvajal would become the players with the most Champions League titles in history.
Out of all those magnificent stories, you chose Valverde's jersey number... be serious, son.
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Really? Thought yamal was more talented (?)
I am sorry but putting Haaland in the mbappe Vini conversations after this year is crazy. No way my brother!
For me it’s Jude Mbappe Vini Kane (in no order). Haaland is not a part of that convo IMO.
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I can’t wrap my head around Nigerians being racist towards other Black people.
How does that even make sense? Don't these people respect themselves?
Where does so much support for Argentinians come from? What the hell has Argentina done for Nigeria? We humans are complicated af
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Ah yes, ‘poor performance’ is the same as posting a pre season fail comp and labelling Endrick as the ‘worst player ever’
You niggas are allergic to reason.
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@disident_ass
@wellercito
Llámalo como se te dé la gana
Si escondes eso hasta el final eres una persona deshonesta.
Ni una foto en silla de ruedas en el perfil de la app y ni una mención de ello antes de salir jsjsjs
No necesita ir a un date, necesita ir a un psicólogo.
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"Yeah bro, like I was saying, I think Madrid is lying about their finances because they didn't match United's offer and they don't want to pay more than 30 mill for Davies, bro."
📈 EL REAL MADRID SE CONVIERTE EN EL PRIMER CLUB DE FÚTBOL EN SUPERAR LOS MIL MILLONES DE EUROS EN INGRESOS.
#RealMadrid
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@b22_ftbl
Football is about finding the best way to win. Making the most out of your strengths and taking advantage of your opponent’s weaknesses.
And Madrid did exactly that, almost to perfection.
My club doesn’t play to satisfy people on twitter, my club plays to win.
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@SwgykYes
They beat Porto, beat Barca who conceded 4 against psg and had to rob them to qualify, and beat Monaco whose best player was 18 year old Mbappe
Be serious
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@ArqRMFC
When he said heritage he meant it in a pejorative way.
“The one thing that Real Madrid did do well today was show that football heritage” —> In response to the other guy in the podcast saying that Madrid defended exceptionally well.
It was a backhanded compliment.
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Not understanding the difference between transfer fee & singing bonus for example
There’s few things more cringe than actually believing he costed 0€
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@andruchk
Without Llorente's last-minute goal and without the blatant robbery in Valencia, we would be on track to surpass Mou's 100-point league 💔
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He looks easy to draw
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Who am I trying to fool, I’m smiling like an idiot in front of my screen. I love you Kylian 😭
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A tie between two clubs that spent €547.3M and €478.2M on their squads was decided by a player who arrived on loan for €500,000.
FOOTBALL
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You are an absolutely despicable human being.
You pretend to be an activist and to care about what happens to your people while you throw mud and mock a person who also tries to change reality and fight a serious problem.
But congrats for your 20 internet likes, prick.
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They asked for Mbappé and got 31-year-old Harry Kane 😭😭😭
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@TeacherOfBall
Carvajal is bigger than 90% of European clubs, including yours.
Lahm can’t lace his boots. Now go farm interactions elsewhere, rent due. hurry up.
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The most intelligent people I know rate Vinicius
The only ones in this fanbase who don’t rate him are a certain Twitter cult led by a certain Italian.
🗣️ Carlo Ancelotti: “I’d give the Ballon D’Or to both Jude and Vini. They can share it.”
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He left leaving behind 220 million euros.
At one point, Barcelona had Messi plus 220 million euros to sign (almost) whoever they wanted. It's not Neymar's problem that your club spent it on Coutinho, Dembele, and Griezmann.
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@Notprominent_
We were 3 minutes away and a penalty shootout from elimination against Manchester city both time we eliminated them
2022, 2023 & 2024 Manchester city would easily beat those Juve and Bayern.
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@TeacherOfBall
Quick question, how many UCL final goals for pedri
Or De Bruyne
Or Haaland
Or Aguero
Or Manchester City?
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@AfcKurdy
@nealmaupay_
you paying for blue, got a custom banner and wrote a corporate-like bio, all of that for 292 followers
it’s safe to say you failed as a troll account, can’t even apply for monetization yet 😭
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The racists saw a golden opportunity to unleash their hatred towards Vinicius yesterday.
Wishing him career-ending injuries for a like from a year ago. You lot are dumber than I thought.
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The feeling is mutual.
The Borussia Dortmund dressing room is glad that Jude Bellingham is no longer there. His transfer was probably beneficial for the climate within the dressing room. A kind of mood has built up against the Englishman.
🗞
@SPORTBILD
#BVB
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If you get mad about this you have a room temperature IQ
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He literally betrayed Real Madrid
Prior to that, 99.99% of RMA fanbase loved him to death.
I used to watch all PSG matches myself. It's normal that after that, some might be displeased with how he treated our club.
One could even say that he is the one who doesn’t deserve us.
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Only the idiots of the Premier League like this shit tweet, it's funny because Valverde would be the best midfielder of all the teams in the Premier.
He'd end up with an altar, 7 statues and a whole album to his name.
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I just want to say that experiencing this season alongside Twitter Madrid has been wonderful
I’ve had so much fun, thank you guys.
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>says Real Madrid got dominated by Leipzig, City, Bayern and Dortmund
>says the results of the match depends upon who dominates the game
Then why the fuck Leipzig, City, Bayern and Dortmund all got eliminated? 😭
Math ain’t mathing
@coachmarkoo
The result of the match depends upon who dominates the game, if a superior team faces an inferior team the game will depend on what the superior one does. Whether that is being clinical or not. And you were the inferior one against leipzig.
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This app is too funny. You just slander anything related to Madrid and get thousands of likes lmao
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