Der Kaiser™️
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Bayern Fan | Football talk, news, analysis and some more | 🏆? 👉6️⃣ | Opinions are my own
Wherever there’s a ball
Joined July 2019
Bayern preferred signing Gnabry for €7M instead of Dembele for €150M. Lewandowski for free instead of Higuaín for €80M. Kimmich for €7M instead of Pjanic for €60M . If we were moving like some PL fans expect us to then we would be as broke as Barça with Arsenal type success.
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Brother pushing human limits by making players fly for 2 hours in first class seats . Insane stuff 😳.
🚨 Erik ten Hag has confirmed that Man Utd are flying back home tonight so the players can recover in time to face Leicester this Sunday. This man isn't joking 😳
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- First host in World Cup history not to get a single point in the group stage . Good day.
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Amongst the Carvajal family.
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Five that start with what letter? Be more specific.
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“We want Bayern”. - Loses first UCL game v Young Boys .- Gets kicked out from Carabao by West Ham. Learn to walk before you start running.
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What’s funny is that “in any other league in the world” you would be 8 points behind Leverkusen, 14 points (!) behind Inter, 7 points behind Real Madrid and that’s only the top leagues.
🔴⚪️ Arteta: “If one result is going to block us, that then we are not strong enough”. “If you want to win titles, when you have this moment you have to stand up”. “In any other league in the world if you won the number of games in a row that we did, you would be six or eight
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My brother in Christ, he quit from the national team.
Never Forget. Messi lost 3 finals in a row and was trolled left right and center 👍🏼. His mentality is UNDERRATED.🐐
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Third fanbase in a row that thinks so.
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Yeah, this guy is definitely one of the brightest tactical minds in world football . Arsenal didn’t exist today, quite simply. How can you nullify a club for 90 full minutes that’s leading the Premier League
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Some people chose to praise Kroos in his farewell while others chose to insult him.
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Real Madrid will be Real Madrid without Mbappe . Bayern will be Bayern without Lewandowski . Players come and go, clubs this massive are certainly bigger than any player and we don’t colapse when someone leaves.
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Has to work for it vs Can’t believe referees doing the job for him.
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We didn’t deserve it, fine. Neuer made an unspeakable mistake, it happens . But how just how in the hell you call for offside in . 1. A fcking close call is not even clear .2. On the losing side that needs a goal . When every Madrid offside they waited for the play to be over.
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@Qatari I know it’s hard to comprehend but that’s what happens when tournaments have fans that fill the stadiums and have real beef between one another.
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Just learned that the best trio in the world got kicked out of the UCL. Did they dribble past people though? Cause the beautiful game is all that matters.
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Love or hate him you just gotta admit this is the most cinematic narrative the sport has ever seen. Shit looks like a Creed/Rocky movie.
On this day 4 years ago… one of the best Ronaldo videos ever.
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When Müller finally retires he will leave the sport having a greater more lasting legacy than De Bruyne, Özil, Gündogan and Neymar.
Drop an 'unpopular' football opinion that will have you like this! 👀⚔️⚽️
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Freedom of speech has long been lost in Germany. Now it has spread in all of Europe and most of the occidental hemisphere . I’m sorry for Mazraoui and I wouldn’t blame him if he decides to take some different next steps. Would be our fault completely . Also would love to hear.
Bayern statement via @dpa: "FC Bayern immediately contacted Noussair Mazroui following his Instagram posts on Sunday. The player is currently in Africa with the Morocco national team. After his return, a detailed personal conversation with the club's management in Munich is
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You know it was a bad performance when you have to pull out the magnifying glass.
Messi vs Real Madrid: . - Carried the ball over 400m, 100m more than anyone else. - Created 0.61xG through key passes, 3x more than any other player. - Completed 5 dribbles and made 45 passes in the final third, highest in both. - Created 4 chances, 2x the whole Madrid team.
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From this video I learned:. Barcelona fans calling Bayern a Nazi club after being saved 3 times by an actual Nazi and a fascist regime just acquired a whole new dimension of irony.
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Thomas Müller has won 100 UCLs matches! . For an hilarious context: .- Man City has 66 wins (entire history) .- Arsenal has 102 wins (entire history) .- Chelsea 104 wins (entire history) . He himself has won 2 UCLs, not a single team above has more than him and he has more than
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Deeply saddening, spoke with an Uber driver from Madrid that lives 200mts away from the Wanda Metropolitano . He said tickets were so expensive that he’s lucky if he can attend the stadium once a year . Football is supposed to be for the fans, yet people mock Bundesliga system.
Barça's stadium for this season, Montjuic stadium, looks empty during the match between Barcelona and Cádiz.
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So we’re gonna gift (sell) the biggest event in this sport to this country . Because Qatar wasn’t enough of a lesson to do things right and not completely be money driven . World Cup dead yet again. Sad decline.
Disgusting scenes as Saudi Arabia fans whistle during the minute silence for Franz Beckenbauer before Real Madrid vs Atletico Madrid.
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“It was my first goal in Europe with Leverkusen, hey that keeper got so much into depression that it ended up killing himself” - laughs . Arturo Vidal 🇨🇱 during a twitch interview, being asked about the first goal in Europe (with Bayer Leverkusen against keeper Robert Enke
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Weghorst to reporter after the game about Messi:. “I wanted to give him a hand after the match. A lot of respect for him as a football player. But he smashed my hand away and he didn’t want to speak with me” . “And my Spanish is not so good, but those weren’t respectful words”.
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Robert Enke killed himself in 2009 after failing to beat depression . As much as he helped on the field for us, im so ashamed to ever have employed such a rat like Vidal
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I would pay good money to hear that halftime talk by Tuchel
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This guy is so mentally unstable that a smart manager would actually make it part of a gameplan . Make someone like Kimmich/Goretzka rattle him until he makes a serious mistake.
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Such a joke this is. They literally had to made a whole new trophy just to keep Lewandowski happy cause they know he got robbed last year and this year as well 😂.
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The crazy thing is Kane is having a better season than… literally anyone in this picture.
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The difference in culture and class is staggering, if it wasn’t for football those guys would be pickpocketing in the streets of Buenos Aires.
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That’s crazy bro. You know what else is crazy? . The chemistry Messi will have with Bernardo Silva and Dembele at Barça. With the certainty of having a solid midfield of Amrabat + Kimmich + Ruben Neves as depth. And a young promising talent to develop like Arda Güler oof 😮💨.
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Goals wins you games . Dribbles wins you seconds on a highlight video . Basic football.
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@shemsifcb I think it makes sense then that it has been one of if not the worst decade for the Rb position.
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Müller is the king of destruction . He scored in every single one as well 😭😂
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Might be unpopular among Bayern FT and some have very good reasons for it. But imo he can be a great Lewa replacement if he’s sold this summer . A few reasons why 👇.
Only Mo Salah has scored more Premier League goals than Cristiano Ronaldo this season 😲
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There’s few things more cringe than actually believing he costed 0€.
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This man a Bayern hero, thank you for helping building all this
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The way some Bayern players simply didn’t want to play anymore after 9 but Kimmich kept pushing and doing throw ins fast to continue attacking oh I laughed 😂😂.
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“De Ligt will cost at least €110M” .- Juve fans + Italian media . “Sane will be €100M”.- City fans + English media” . “Levy will ask for at least £100M base fee + 20M add ons Levy won’t be bullied like every German club” .- Spurs fans + English media . De Ligt -> €80M.Sane ->
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Do you realize if Dortmund wins the CL then 1/3 of the Bundesliga will be playing champions league football? . One third man wtf.
2024/25 UEFA Champions League: Italy and Germany secure next season's European Performance Spots 📈. #UCL.
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Getting robbed as a Bayern fan in an European night is by no means something new but this hits different.
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Messi won’t be debunking the “system player” myth anytime soon.
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This is disappointing from Muani. Delegating every post from the clubs that made you who you are and took you to this point. That’s just being ungrateful. I thought he was a different kind of player
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One of the best signings we’ve made in recent times. Not a single regret in my heart.
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Bayern comes from a 9-2 win and is winning 5-0 already at the 64th minute . Gnabry looks competent again, Upamecano is playing in France mode, Olise is doing the Robben reincarnation, Musiala and Kane look unstoppable . Kompany….
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Bayern spends like €200M in CBs every season only for one of them to sell us out in the biggest game of the szn. Bring Badsturber kinda player back.
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Because everyday there’s a new opportunity to learn new lessons. Last time Bayern lost a match v an Italian side was… 12 years ago . Since then:. Bayern 1-1 Napoli .Bayern 3-2 Napoli .Bayern 2-0 Juve .Bayern 2-0 Juve .Bayern 7-1 Roma .Bayern 2-0 Roma .Bayern 2-2 Juve .Bayern.
Bayern fans are ridiculously arrogant and I get it, thrashing lumberjacks in the Bundesliga every week can be an ego booster.
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If this was Bayern to Dortmund we wouldn’t be hearing the end of it
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Talk Kimmich all day long, neither Martinelli nor Arsenal’s right flank existed for 90 minutes that’s just simply crazy to even think of.
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Crazy how a few seconds clip could tell so much about a players attitudes . Bayern lacked a leader on pitch and here were are . We lacked a killer up front, and here we are . Lacked a chance to win everything, and here we are 😮💨🏴
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Werner after the game. “Sure I really wanted to score today but these Liverpool players are the biggest and strongest I’ve seen in my life”. - “But Keita was your teammate at Leipzig and you played against Thiago in the Bundesliga”. “Yeah but they’re bigger now in the Premier”
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Ronaldo never won the sextuple .Messi never won the World Cup .Neymar never had a decent relationship with his mom . And then there is Müller, who has done it all
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Brother obviously surprised now that he hears something else than fictional noise at the Etihad or 2 mins chants . Welcome to Germany. Where football is for the fans, not the owners and TV broadcasters.
"The fans from both sides were incredible the whole game, really different to some of the Premier League atmospheres I've experienced". Harry Kane reflects on his Bundesliga debut . [🎥 @SkySportsNews].
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This utter woke nonsense of playing Havertz for the entire match almost cost Germany 1st place and will cost the elimination if we play like this again . That false 9 shit should’ve died the moment the master of it Guardiola acknowledged he needed a pure 9 to win the UCL.
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If Franz Beckenbauer was one legged then yeah, sure.
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How does this happens in the age of VAR is beyond me. Madrid are never escaping the allegations
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Yeah we only photoshopped Doue on a Bayern jersey for a couple of months, you photoshop the UCL trophy every single year.
Desire Doue on IG. "If i score against Bayern Munich, i will not celebrate, out of respect for the days i spent with them on photoshop." . Respect. 👏🏽
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There’s no one who can replace what Kroos does at Real Madrid. Literally no one . Has all the passes unlocked from the playbook. Einstein levels of football IQ. And deadly accuracy . Over 95% or so passes completed in every season. They’ll suffer without him.
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@Football__Tweet POV: You’re in 2022 and still think tiki taka does anything more than put everyone to sleep.
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Today is the day Manuel Peter Neuer becomes the goalkeeper with most appearances in the Euros, surpassing Buffon . Timeless
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Yeah it’s like they dressed every player that has won something relevant in their careers in black.
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@Mike_RMCF Well from someone who migrated from England to Spain like Neanderthals used to do this is a bit ironic.
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If you had shown this picture to a Bayern fan in 2020 they would 105% think we’re signing Kompany as a CB
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We warned Liverpool about Thiago fitness issues and this guy’s mental distress . We warned Real Madrid of Alaba lack of real CB skills and we’ll do it again with Davies . Bayern *usually* doesn’t let go people just because.
Gravenberch cried and gave interviews non stop at Bayern lamenting about his play time only to change bench from a German one to a British one😭😭😭😭
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Lucas Hernandez is top 5 CB in the world don’t care what some casuals think
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Messi won a ballon D’Or with the same number of Ligue 1 goals as me. What a travesty this is.
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I’m sorry for Haaland. He’s about to get the Lewandowski treatment . There’s no way in hell this guy loses the Ballon D’Or
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Other teams can, but it seems Bayern simply can’t ever win the CL without being the best team in the world.
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Just imagine, Kahn and Brazzo resign or are fired and then the new bosses come and realize they still have Nagelsmann as an employee. They sack Tuchel and bring back Nagelsmann . That’s an all timer show on Netflix.
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Shut up every hater maestro. Solid as a rock and exceeded every expectation for a supposed sub player . Incredible what motivation can do to a player
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@Blue_Footy So you think he’s fooled by a PR apology? 😂 he’s a blatant racist for everyone to see.
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These 2 making Bayern fans specially proud. Great performance in every game in this WC
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Nah Saka is disgusting man. Whole game fcking kissing the ground and faking fouls.
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It was the actual professionals that gave Lewandowski the award and the random fellas and keyboard warriors that gave Messi a chance
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And all this with clean money. Not that you can relate
have Bayern managed to sign a single target this summer? 😭😭 meadiest pull i’ve seen from a big club.
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Harry Kane waving to fans outside Bayern facilities . Now, one of our own ⚪️🔴
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Has there ever been a youngster, relatively new signing as in love as Tel is with Bayern? . We’re genuinely a dream come true for him and that in return makes him a dream come true of a player to have and support . If there ever was a guide to become a legend at a club he’s the
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You know how CRAZY it is to stop two CONSECUTIVE penalties at the Bernabéu and from two BALLON DOR Winners like Ronaldo and Kaka? . Neuer is just a different kind of animal.
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Bayern and Dortmund aren’t even rivals this isn’t about that ffs. There are some colors clubs simply shouldn’t wear.
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Toni Kroos is the elegance of the game simplified. That’s what generational looks like.
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@2010MisterChip Bochorno? Es la realidad de España en los mundiales, cuando al fin aceptes que 2010 fue una gran anomalía y no la norma no vas a sufrir tanto.
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Inevitably the day would come in which we would witness the whole Real Madrid starting Xl from these past years being shouted as the best ever in their positions. I encourage you all to accept the narrative that Rüdiger has been better than Silva, Van Dijk and Bonucci next.
Vinicius is already better than wingers like Robben and Ribbery at 23, nostalgia merchants will dispute this but it’s a fact regardless.
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Every single Havertz touch is shit. It’s beyond believable . It’s not his fault though, he’s shit. It’s the managers fault for putting him on the pitch and even worse let him stay on the pitch.
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@aggrey_Kwesi7 Wow 3 correctly called penalties were given and the one that wasn’t was taken away? . You’re telling me officials are… officiating correctly? Must be an incredible sight for a Real Madrid fan.
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You can’t activate any lever to acquire class, you either have it or you don’t.
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