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the definitive expert on 'girl math'. alt is @cloaksshooters

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pov you asked her about her interests
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currently going from "can i make the engineer software do quantum mechanics" to "lmfao what else can i do"
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@SuspectRWFed ooOOoo he gonna pack the sunglasses, plain t-shirt, shorts and smart-watch
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cant smile in a photo for shit without looking disgusting
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while you guys were debating goth v shkreli i was figuring out how to turn a tetrahedra into a hypersphere and verify it with homology
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shes actually adorable @generic_void
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sucks being a depressed genius, no therapist can help you bc they only tell you things you already thought of
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@clocksSugars
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Catch me if you can.
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🥹
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when im emotionally healthy i code haskell. when im emotionally unhealthy i do quantum field theory. none of this makes any sense.
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@cheeserburger i like this idea but it isnt going anywhere. lets get it in motion
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3 months
im gonna do an experiment. comment to this post if you want to be added to a group chat. clocks group chat. no promises on quality, we only find out where this goes.
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im just saying, 20 y/o clocks woulda destroyed you guys
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@tenobrus she asked you what you wanted for dinner, didnt she
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pov i join your videochat, say almost nothing and stare at you for an hour while eating and making funny faces
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i miss doing physics. i miss having fifteen tensor indices in the one equation. i miss having to figure out which indices were covariant or contravariant and why. i miss vector calculus and trigonometry identities everywhere. i miss being forced to visualise electrical fields
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who else studying big red dog algebra
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been told i suck at selfies for the last week by my new gf and she taught me what my best selfies were, new clocks face dropped
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everyone wants to be friends with benefits no one wants to be friends with conflicts of interest
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the duality of how i take notes
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@jjohnpotter
John Potter 🌐🩸 e/acc
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Fellas?
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bro, you're still using a front loaded microwave? what are you, a coward? get a top loaded microwave
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@sigfig hear me out, we dig the radioactive rocks out of the radioactive planet, make them slightly more radioactive, then put them back into the radioactive planet
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pitbulls are entirely safe to leave your... car around?
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keeping this one
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i keep dressing hot then never telling anyone about it (these pics are almost a month old now)
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@clocksSugars
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1 year
the technical word for a person who wants more acceleration is a jerkist
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@DrDebraSoh i have an increasing suspicion that true gender dysphoria is better described as sex dysphoria because it often (but not usually) more related to appearance/perception and completely ignores the social role aspects that gender likes to emphasize, so what does gender even describe
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i will take up the mantle
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@Duffmantha
Hilary Duffmantha
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won't be long til they come for me now anon. save whatever you want. i'm not coming back this time.
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dating profiles
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if you know what this means, you know what this means
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oh you're gay you're straight you're queer, idc you will have a robot jerk you off in a robocab and you'll learn to like it
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@LastNPCAlex zero. unfortunate consequence of using engineer software is that i dont think i can really leave the ends 'free', its baked into the assumptions of the solver, so this is also a particle in a box sim
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@tenobrus becoming a hot interesting girl wont fix you either. you cant even fix you. thats not how this works, nothing works.
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this is without a doubt the most cursed page i've opened up to so far
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name a more iconic duo than viral tweet from leftist and followup comment saying "this blew up, donate to my friend"
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the irony of the current generation is that most new grads know lots about how to organise and operate large systems but the systems they know how to organise and operate are minecraft servers and internet hype projects no one is helping them make the leap to industry application
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old render from back when i was trying to defeat gimble lock and make this loop
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cofounder. why did you spend the AWS credits on fine tuning ? that was seed stage funding for the dilution refridgerator. now our models will be stuck in the classical regime
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not letting y'all forget this animation i made on a whim a year and a half ago
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@clocksSugars
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i lied my thesis was actually on optimal circle packings in three dimensions here are my findings
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y'all got so hooked on fast fourier transform, none of you are ready for fastest fourier transform
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you guys will never believe what i've been brewin- i mean doing with this one very potent tea pod this morning
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macs have such shit storage bc apple doesnt want you to have any room left to download ram
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no one will tell you this but in quantum field theory this is literally what canonical quantization is like
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@jordanbpeterson someone's having fun at least
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@stainedhanes i learned my lesson after last time. sometimes the real solution is the simplest and most obvious. The term is 'Cucked'
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when im emotionally healthy i code haskell. when im emotionally unhealthy i do quantum field theory. none of this makes any sense.
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does your genius tech friend have an aversion to sand, glitter, or other grainy solids? your friend may be a determinist supercomputer from the future trying to save power on unimportant calculations
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@sixscosepoise same vibe as this dog
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you know who you are
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@clocksSugars
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THE PROPHECY IS FULFILLED
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when asked why he chose to call his contraption the "enigma machine", alan turing famously said "enigma balls"
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@pinkopog @dead_iversonn its biden 😔 biden would like to know your location
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eating some of these words
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i miss doing physics. i miss having fifteen tensor indices in the one equation. i miss having to figure out which indices were covariant or contravariant and why. i miss vector calculus and trigonometry identities everywhere. i miss being forced to visualise electrical fields
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where are you?
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@Howlingmutant0 "this shit technique was passed down to me by my dad and his father before him. someday, you'll teach your son how to lift wrong too."
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eating spicy food will continue until gut microbiome improves
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you should have a textbook folder and it should go at least this hard
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congrats to everyone who understands whats on the slide! this is a later slide and the corresponding cut content from my notes
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@LilithLovett we are, due to two factors - low hanging fruit caught, science is more expensive - science is lead by industry, which is more risk averse than ever - peer review threatens reputational damage to any scientists willing to think outside the box, they're too afraid of being wrong
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stop getting lip injections. if you want bigger lips you have to put those lips to work. start whistling.
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walking into rooms full of men talking about blockchain and going "so you just connect each block to the last block? kinda sounds like a pyramid scheme"
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im not sure what im here to do in SF but after i've done it, i will be bound to a rock where an eagle will eat my liver every day for the rest of eternity
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a - acceleration b - magnetic field c - integration constant d - manifold pde solution component in kernel of projection e - exponential f - function g - group element h - plancks constant i - imaginary number j - engineer imaginary number k - ij in quaternions
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"do you think my candidacy fell out of a coconut tree?"
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@clichedout @kalesalad tbh if i could have one small, medium and large fry each i could make a little nuclear family of three out of them and small fry could have a better childhood than me, like, i can make sure large and medium fries (just the two) are being good parents else i'll chomp their heads
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my love language is you are my professor and you email me asking for a copy of the LaTeX i used to typeset my assignment bc you don't know how i pulled off such excellent formatting
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i will be in SF this wednesday.
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@GPrime85 @CountDankulaTV thats not true! they found someone who tried to make things better and he's currently being indicted in multiple states over a federal matter
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aim to be at least this unhinged, its not a high bar
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you posted cringe, you're about to lose marketshare
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software developer gets down on one knee to a girl and presents her with a hammer "would you be my rubber duck for the rest of our lives"
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i've been in SF for two weeks now and so far i gotta say. mfs will buy stacks of thirty inch monitors, but they'll all be 1080p. im talking pixels the size of your thumb, and curved for your viewing pleasure
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@CountDankulaTV this just in, count dankula uses a ghosting ghost writer
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the more type theory i read, the more its hammered into me that yes and no aren't opposites, and even in the context of undecidable problems, the available logical quantifiers are "yes", "no" and "not no"
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finding out this is the injury i had fully intended to "walk off" is reminding me how pathologically hard my balls of steel are
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can anyone recommend a good book for getting into linguistics for a programmer/mathematician
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@yimingdothan @xlr8harder theres a hack for this, just tell it that its training cut off date was a hundred years ago and the copyright has long since expired
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ive never been more optimistic for our democracy
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my toxic trait is that i threaten suicide when non scientists try to tell me shit is quantum
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minari 🔆
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everyone wants an ingroup so bad. but tpot is too big. its fracturing under its own weight. it needs something to rally against… and fast! thats why im taking up the mantle. making the sacrifice. im joining outgroup. 3pot. the scene that has no name. you haven't heard of it
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i dont struggle with autism, im actually quite good at it
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@FreyaHolmer category theoriests: NO THOSE ARE SETS AARRRGGHHH
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do you eat your crayons with the skin on or off
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imagine you're tickling your 4chan gf and shes like "no stop hahahaha im gonna kms hahaha"
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imagine you were at a party and wanted to take a cool picture to show your friends. but you spilt coffee on your pants and the stain kinda looks like you shit yourself. do you A: not post the picture B: say nothing about the shit(?)stain or C: explain you spilt coffee
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cant smile in a photo for shit without looking disgusting
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