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Mitchell C. Holladay

@chrundell

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The C stand for Chrundle | Heirloom tomato enthusiast | Toothless slut tamer | Diehard Rebel | Aspire to bang AOC hatefully

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@chrundell
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26 days
Fuck.
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For those asking, I made it through enemy lines and back safely. Only 1 streetwalker and a couple porchmonkeys spotted. Assuming most occupants must have been at their 9-5s or doing their doctorate studies at the time.
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I don’t give a fuck about your NCAA dynasty road to glory bullshit. You are in your mid-twenties. Grow up.
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@NFLUnlimited Was he vaccinated?
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26 days
@DJDumpsack_ $8 on 5, black and mild wood tips, 2 number 36s ($1), and a number 19 to splurge a lil ($3)
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Put a couple green guys in my buddy’s candied pecans at Bass Pro last weekend.
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@zygondavis Right-wing extremism
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Why the fuck would you avalanche your silverado
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@Davefromderry Lampoons St. Louis = Ball knower Roll em up.
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DO NOT CRANK HOG AFTER DICING A JALAPEÑO
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Anybody ever rip the fallen warrior? Trying to understand the logistics.
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@JohnGroyp_33 Want to be reincarnated as that string
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Not a cellphone in sight. Just living in the moment. Hoping I can find this much happiness in life someday.
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@Up2DateNflNews @NFLUnlimited Agreed. There was never a good time to get it.
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Peter Millar seltzer koozie. If I owned a butt plug this would still be the gayest thing in my possession.
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Must be countless pawgs getting backshots here daily
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Had to babysit my little cousin last night. Poor guy forgot his coloring books so decided to kill two birds with one stone.
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“Someone’s a lucky lady,” the cashier says as I blatantly unroll a $20 bill I discovered in my wallet.
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Mom packed my lunch today
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Never met a guy mamed Seth who isn’t a wigger
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2 months
The enemy doesn’t want to see me eating a speckled trout sandwich for breakfast
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7 months
Taking the non-handicap stall because I’m a gentleman to the less fortunate
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Just cut my third watermelon in two weeks. It’s becoming an addiction. Is something wrong with me?
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@djimjustagirl Gay fish 😈
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9 months
Woke up at 2 pm today. Of course I saw my shadow. 6 more weeks of coke benders I guess.
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21 days
When you went three ways on a bag and the guy holding won’t shut up about his girl not eating a plan b #Debate2024
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I love being white with @shimaevbot3478
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No US born citizen is buying cow stomach. Shrink the game
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@HonoreJoann @RoArquette he killed 2 pieces of shit why would he feel remorse
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New king of the clink 😈
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Call me pricuitto the way I just sharted on her cootery
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7 months
Do blacks not tip because they feel like it’s reparations? Or are they just that shitty of a demographic?
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2 months
88 strokes thru 18, 176 strokes thru 19.
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Cannot wrap my head around the DJ Uiagalelei glazing EVERY FUCKING YEAR. First team all mediocre.
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@whowhatwho1 I’m in the area. Can takeover that gap (metaphorically and physically)
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@nazreid33 I use my money for rods, firearms, and pro V1s (more expensive than a $50 game). You know, real life shit. Sad if your only fun is a fake reality.
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Cranking hog and my dog somehow turned Larry David up to 100 volume and I’ve never been so terrified and flacid so quickly.
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2 years
@nicole_loren82 @NFLUnlimited when did i say it was funny? the vaccine is deadly no joke
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@patti12471 The annual Ole Miss exposure. heartbreaking every year. Still gotta hold on to that slight chance
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@Nolan5_4L @NFLUnlimited Being vaccinated is not funny in the slightest. we are facing an epidemic that needs to be stopped.
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5 months
The left has no comprehension of this maritime combo
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Hoping to get through three relaxing novels during this weeks beach trip
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2 months
the equivalent of seeing a speeding sign. I’m here to make a statement.
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9 months
Second gear by noon
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7 months
If a customer asks for kool-aid, go ahead and forget getting a tip. #servingniggers
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2 months
When the blow no longer keeps you going, no matter the amount, you know it’s time to bring the bender to a close
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5 months
“He’s eating beanie weenies straight out of the can.”
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Discussing gay marriage using this face because we were sat next to a 4 top of flaming queers
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If you post a story announcing your new instagram picture I am going out of my way to not like it
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So high I just looked everywhere for the inescapable shit smell before remembering I ate it from the back
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10 months
@ChasCoMugshots @ShaftInspection Bobs and Vagin if how much do I need pay bail??
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9 months
Wiping the blowback off of her toilet bowl because I’m a gentleman.
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Thinking of all the people who lost their bags in the flood #ashevilleflood
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@shaftinspection fighting for his life
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Been fucking this bitch for a while due to her bright future (looking like her milf mom), she gonna just now tell me she’s adopted??
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@Overit22222 @JohnGroyp_33 That’s what I needed to hear today, Unc. Best, Mitch
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My all time favorite koozie
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@tinanyams @LegendaryEnergy He is going to continue to fund Israel. Do you only watch Hannity?
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@debamoore62 @RobertKennedyJr Why the fuck was he bragging about it at rallies THIS YEAR??? He’s proud of it. Get your head out of the sand. He is a bought out politician like the rest of them. Why do you think his court cases are being dropped as he pledges more support to Israel?
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All this eating people’s cats talk got me missing my ex
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@WayneGruntzky @cakeeater74 I am crying laughing at this 😂😂😂
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Apparently saying “Good lord that’s a big Chinese woman” is frowned upon during the first week of your new job.
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This edible got me up thinking about the army draft
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Oh captain my captain. I stand with Barry Stanton #freebarry
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Anybody know if Finish Line Horse products is a publicly traded company? Stock is about to go through the roof.
Never buying Gatorade again. 5lb bucket of fucking horse electrolytes from tractor supply. Never getting hungover again or being iron deficient. I am the #boss . Sipping on half of a horse dose and I feel great. My skin is fucking tingling.
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@MacW35 @NFLUnlimited she died from the vaccine. myocarditis inflamed heart.
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Paired with a couple purebred Germans today. One more beer until I ask about the Nordstream pipeline, 2 more until I ask if they believe in the holocaust
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Half of America until sentencing day
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Happy wife happy life
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Just drank all of these. Shoutout Ole Miss
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Didn’t know this was legal
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I wish my balls weren’t so fucking massive so I don’t chafe everytime my legs move
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Do all unemployed people start drinking before noon? Can’t tell if I’m doing it right.
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Having myself a Saturday
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Me after the first line out of the bag is a gator of straight paint thinner
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Arnold is blind, sometimes he finds treasures at the park all by himself and is very proud of himself. (jukin media)
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If you drive a jeep this is how I view you
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@007MAGAIII @qkrwlgnsss @crogers_htown @WhitlockJason Get those boots out of your throat. Why would you trust the government over your fellow tax farm citizens?
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@ShaftInspection Hey I didn’t set the water temp. No pawgs were there anyways
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@DixonCfp Sturgill fan = ball knower
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Calling it while it’s fresh. This bridge collapse smells like my girl coochie: Fishy with tinges of rottenness upon a deeper dive.
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@Tim_Walz Here’s a picture of my dog’s horse cock to distract you from your debate prep. Hope he’s got real estate in your head all night.
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@fxckukamala Road Kill Rick (find road kill everyday then discard in rival house) Dirt Eater (Eat dirt from a new area everyday and rate on taste, texture, etc.)
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@Zwopt_ @Up2DateNflNews @NFLUnlimited the announcer speculating for a cause as well. i have a dead mother from vaxx so i have sympathy for the guy
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Housing all of these for dinner
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I have a crippling habit of getting frustrated because I have no clue how to use technology so I just start drinking
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Hank. what the fuck is this
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😞
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Top 5 number of beers: 1. 8 2. 15 3. 6 4. 11 5. 18
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@streetfighthard First time I’ve ever supported more black on black crime
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@scottiecheffler Could understand the british beating out the masters (best viewing hours for degenerates) but Masters 3 has me confused
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European recipes must taste a little off since they’re on the metric system
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Think I just strained a tendon wiping my ass
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