Dr. (Same Game Parlay) Miami
@ShaftInspection
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| Medical Doctor | Thought provoking intellectual | REAL BEATER | Dan Rapaport hater | successful investor | big naturals | wall-to-wall pink|
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Gettin sick in the lab like it’s Wuhan
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Really hope there aren’t any micro plastics in this
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“Sssshhhheeeeeiiittt he done tried to get inta da golf corfs! Arress him periodt”
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Don’t tell Camel Toe Harris about this
You can tell AOC tho
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My bag in my wallet when it hears me start playing my 90s rock playlist at 1:24 pm on a Saturday
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Hey owl, how many geebs does it take to make the bag wear off?
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Liberals, close your eyes
It’s Wednesday
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@bigcontentguy
Yeah that’s cool and all but a $5 to win $80 to buy a bag is a much better feeling
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Have the protesters tried doing this?
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Normally not really that into that aesthetics shit but…
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“I could go 8 under on the back if I played as much as these guys do”
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Camel toe harris is sharting in her pants suit
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Kamala doesn’t answer questions because no one ever axes her one
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Liberal retards can’t stand that I’m eating veal parm after a beautiful 18 holes of golf
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@popdatpussyfoAC
Doc broke her back behind the heady burrito truck in the southern lots last year
#thatspanicman
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Woke her up, hit it, got her to leave, then farted like crazy
Libs mad
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@BenoitRebel71
Played 27 holes today after Turkey hunting this morning
They just wouldn’t get it
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Is zeta the slut sorority at every college or just all the ones I’ve been to/heard of
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Libs can’t believe doc is Turkey hunting on a Friday morning again
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She’s accusing me of being bad at driving
Do I admit I ate half a Xanax and had 6 drinks before I got to her house?
Nope. And not apologizing
Gaslighting her into thinking she’s an awful driver
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Sluts need to stop making instagrams for food they go buy at restaurants
You didn’t make that
Your only skill is getting split open
Get a skill or some hobbies
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Food so good girls are throwing pussy at doc
FINALLY
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Liberals hate that I might Josh and drive tonight
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Babe, can you go to the store and get us some more of that retard ice cream?
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Bout to start my own company called “fuckhead brigade” but instead of catering to high schoolers who full send it’ll be catered to retards like me and my friends who do blow and drink liquor
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4 liquor drinks in 40 minutes at the golf course bar
Shaking my car keys in hand, I approach the bartender and ask her to whip doc up a double for the road
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Doc had to chef up some wall to wall in celebration of me snd enoch beating up on Vegas. (Really because I got baked asf)
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Big presentation tomorrow so I needed some red meat and sodium to get my blood pressure down so I can relax
Let this serve as a reminder that Doc SGP Miami does not, has not, and WILL NOT eat it unless it is WALL TO WALL PINK
Liberals be damned
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Doc had a nice morning
Joe Biden could never
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Sucking down a couple Miller Whites in the Don’s honor
Liberals, you better count your fucking days
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Just an asphalt cowboy on his way to pick up another bag
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What girls are actually up to when they say they “need some time to see who they really are”
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We all know that one girl in highschool who had to get her giant boobs reduced to avoid back problems
We also know the girl in college that didn’t because they’re her only hope
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The nfl draft is a scam and sucks ass to watch
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@MrSoul1013
It’s tradition for every first time visitor to yell the N word when the first group goes off 1
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DUI>DEI (had a handful of shots accidentally)
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Bobbi althof or whatever her dumb ass name is needs to be honest w herself and show us those damn cannons
It’s her only hope
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“Dey own da fuckin banks. Why Dey gotta hide Dey shmekles in da fuckin sewa? Som sketchy shit down in dem
Tunnels I’m tellin yous”
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Absurd a 7 and 5 post milker crack tap ins and blow up like this. Fellas what r we doing here. Have you never been on Reddit before??
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Unfortunately for many leftist pigs (retards), Doc has once again cooked his steak perfectly and has no choice but to tell all his buddies that it might be the best steak he’s ever eaten
(Chile Relleno for cultural bonus)
(Latinas please come suck Doc)
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@DTrucksBurner
Thanks burner police officer Duane. Please post a list of guidelines to be cool on this app so we can do better
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The left says firearms and alcohol don’t mix. Pretty sure whoever designed my lever action 45 colt carbine with octagonal barrel and gold plated cowboy would disagree. Might shoot this spike buck I’m pretty buzzed
#CeaseFireInGaza
#jacksonmahomesrapeswomen
#dontputwordsinmymouth
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The single tall boys at gas stations are strictly for homeless people and drinking and driving
Correct?
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Results of this weekends experiment:
Yes, the coke bender did make me feel like shit again
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Got my fix of hearing the sound of premium golf balls being rolled off the face of a $500 putter and hitting dead center back of the cup
Sorry libs
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So what if I’m about to do bag in the Buffalo Wild Wings?
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This guy must have no clue how many enemies he has
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I’d be acting like a bitch too if I had to deal with that toothy t-swift pregame dome
THIS LEAGUE!
Travis Kelce throws Justin Tuckers helmet away so Patrick Mahomes can warm up.
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Just put in my order for a Buckhead Brigade xanax holder
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Bunch of fuckin queers just overran the spot. Had to assert my dominance before we go break into the white gold
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I’m gonna tap in so fucking much today to make this right
Fuck you “president Biden”
Marine Paul Whelan is spending his 5th Christmas in a Russian prison cell.
He still has 11 more left.
Instead of freeing him, Biden traded the Russian Merchant of Death for an anti-America WNBA player.
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What the world would look like if all the fat 18-30 year old women were hot and not fat
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Let’s see who this pisses off:
You don’t live in the south if field hockey is a common sport
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The world if women knew when to shut up
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This one is inspired by
@SindariusPorn
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@chickentenderl5
Sometimes you can’t be the hero and get 4 fingers knuckle deep
sometimes you have to run the football and tap in like this
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“I would blow you but I’m too hungover”
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