@arghavan_salles
You screenshot this rather than quote tweeted because he lays out everything in his 🧵 . With massive important on communication from both sides.
Dude is an exceptional husband and father. You’re just weaponizing gender dynamics because you’re either miserable or a bad faith
My Dad just learned what Venmo is. It hasn’t been good for anyone. Dude just sent me a request for $6 because I didn’t eat my cheese enchiladas from Casa Ole back in 1998. 🙄
@WhitlockJason
Are you trolling?
There’s no way you actually think he did this on purpose… right? The most milquetoast dude on the planet just randomly deciding to do real life GTA?
@wanyeburkett
I happen to have a lot of expertise in this arena. Lol
The big boy drillers have built rigs that do this automated. But there is still a human element. But definitely not to this extreme.
Small contractors still have rigs like this.
My expertise: I build the 7500 psi piping
@glitterwitchx
@dsonoiki
@jk_rowling
One of the greatest moments I’ve experienced on Twitter. Lol.
Zero chance you don’t delete this once someone smarty explains it to you.
@RealDianeYap
This isn’t that hard Diane.
This is what men want and what my wife said / does for me
“You’re a hot peace of ass that I’d hook up with anytime & anyplace, so let’s make this a forever thing so I can get IT whenever. Oh and you’re smart and funny”
@JJWatt
My exact situation. Wife walks down from tucking in kids and I make her watch the entire scenario unfold.
She got up to leave once they got done talking and I said “no wait” and then the play happens.
Wild sequence
@JJWatt
Years of a trash product…. Gave up season tickets and haven’t gone to a game in 5-6 years.
I’m actually paying attention for the first time in a while.
Gonna need some more proof before I take my money back to that stadium.
@realchrisrufo
One of the few people actually making a real difference rather than just yelling into a void.
Some of the best money I’ve ever donated.
Keep crushing it homie.
@eyeslasho
I’ve done this job exactly and I’m now the white collar guy owning/running a company that sells things to these dudes bosses.
They’re different types of hard. It’s a different type of hard.
I did that pretty well. I do what I’m doing very well. 🤷🏼♂️
@hollowearthterf
My Wife tells me she won the lottery every day. I have no clue how I got so lucky. Out kicked my coverage by a lot.
This was our text exchange driving in this morning. We text almost the identical message at the same time. That’s why there’s an “lol”.
Ps. We’re 13 years
@louise122884
Imagine being happy and content with being kidless and unmarried… yet spend your free time tweeting shit like this. Lol
You do you homie.