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• 31 • doctor • higher education professional • researcher • teacher • happy, free, confused, and lonely in the best way • 🪬

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@christinoflores
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My 18-year-old little brother sent me the photo on the left this afternoon to tell me how proud he was of me for all the weight I’ve lost. And the right is of me today before I left school. The left is me at my heaviest. Hands down.
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@LoveBertoBitch He’s literally standing there like this
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@dvdddyy So apparently, the bottle was not open. He was arresting her simply for having a bottle present. Not even giving her a citation. Arresting her. But he never even told her she was under arrest. He just came at her and threw her face against the sand. Not okay at all.
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Damn. I did that.
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@dvdddyy He continued to harass her from the beginning for the bottle of alcohol. Which wasn’t hers. Said she was drinking. Which she wasn’t. The alcohol wasn’t hers. But he wanted to arrest her for it. This behavior needs to stop from cops. I get that there are good cops out there.
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@dvdddyy It’s just a damn shame that there are also cops out there who feel entitled to treat people like literal garbage. And it’s POC who usually get the short end of the stick. I hate this “blue lives matter” bullshit. They chose their careers to “protect and serve.”
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@christinoflores
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@leahneedmoney @brittany_broski Can we bring back bullying, but only for girls like that?
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@WenzdayK @jazyfizzle503 Ok as cute as these outfits are, the song for these outfits is the wrong song for the scene that these outfits were used in. Any REAL Cheetah Girls fan would know this.
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@christinoflores
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Let’s be real. Half of y’all wouldn’t even glance twice if a guy who looked like this in real life approached you in person.
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@Sanaa28s Cinderfellas.
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@christinoflores
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When the college guys on Grindr start asking you work-related questions.
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@IiIsexythug Her hair after that removal
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@_jaydabug @cris7496 He was literally there like “you ain’t getting no damn rose. Ain’t no stars aligning here tonight.”
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@4Da_LoveofMuzic @DionaDonna @Brazym1too @Bzbshsjsjd86552 77% of motor vehicle accidents happen close to home (within a 10 mile radius). So the “he went down the street” argument given the statistic just makes it worse.
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@christinoflores
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@SoMexicans It’s not just Mex moms. It’s moms with common sense. My parents have “conservative” values. But would never support Trump. They say that the more they see the R party for who they are, the more they would vote D if they were citizens. Despite being super religious/conservative.
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@christinoflores
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@barbieenriquez Here. I fixed it for you so y’all can match.
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@dvdddyy POC didn’t choose to be black or brown.
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@christinoflores
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@anna_akdag @badnewsb_ They’re cultural appropriators and black fetishizers. There’s no way around that. Except Kourtney. She’s the only one who’s called out her sisters for their materialism.
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Look at my header.
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@christinoflores
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Oct. 2017 - 380lbs Mar. 2018 Aug. 2018 Mar. 2019 - 220lbs
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@CeCeloba @RebekahBrooks15 I did a thing. Hahahaha.
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@eennniiiii @reauxmanoff Thoughts and prayers.
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@saharathing1 @theBigL__ @Barbarasaurusss You shouldn’t feel apologetic because some white lady’s mediocrity is not allowing her to succeed. Yet here she is, blaming her laziness and inability to succeed on the Latino immigrants because they’re doing them better than she’s doing her.
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I’m just trying to be someone’s Gordito too so I can experience this.
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Se me metió un deseo al ojo. 🥲🥹💞
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@Anthony_HVTCH Remember when people thought COVID-19 was never going to make it to the U.S.?
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@christinoflores
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@_Juice13_ Bigger people need fitness clothing that is comfortable to move in when they’re bigger as they progress into smaller attire. I tell you this as someone who used to weigh 386lbs and now weighs 208lbs.
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@christinoflores
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@karla_estrada22 This is the cap that adorned my head at my college graduation. My parents fled a civil war. I got into my dream school. Went for a semester. And dropped out because we couldn’t afford it. I started over at the university in my hometown a year later and graduated in 6 years.
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@christinoflores
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@LunalaDoll @bomtdavid She gave up la vida loca for that yeehaw man.
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These college kids need to calm down with their hormones.
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@christinoflores
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@Nyu_Iwakura @rabbittopia @The_Acumen @TeenVogue Teachers are a huge example of this. You’re only paid for the hours you’re in the classroom but you do so much more and invest your own money and resources.
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@christinoflores
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Summer 2017: 386lbs Summer 2018: 278lbs Summer 2019: 207lbs My stomach is shrinking. My shoulders are getting bigger. My face is slimming down. And my overall perspective of life is improving.
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@christinoflores
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@1Lumberzack This is the one I did for my brother and his girlfriend last fall. They three paint filled eggs at a canvas. I sealed the eggs off with athletic tape after I cleaned and filled them. And the last two eggs were blue. That was him as a newborn. And him now.
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@christinoflores
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@ovobigpapi @mascdonna I wonder if anyone told him that cacao comes from Latin America.
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@elchivo1112 Same energy.
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@christinoflores
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Me when I was crying over a coke addict community college dropout when I’m out here a whole ass Masters candidate pursuing a PhD admission.
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@SaydiiiD August 2017 to September 2019.
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@christinoflores
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Good morning ❤️🌈🐬☀️🌊
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@LilNasX Damn. Old McDonald really had a farm didn’t he.
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I love tall bottoms.
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@EugeneLeeYang Aw you’re such an inspiration. I remember meeting you guys about 4 years ago at Mickey’s in WeHo when my date left me for another dude and nobody really knew who you were yet and you jokingly asked if you wanted me to beat him up and we all talked for like an hour.
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Me in 20 years when the radio is blasting the oldies.
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@homojenner @dngerousprince @nopoIices @lggysBae See, what you do is you go out and buy yourself the real set of AirPods on your own when your tax returns come and flaunt them in front of whoever got you the bootleg version but say it’s the ones they got you so that they feel appreciated since they don’t know the difference.
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@karla_estrada22 During my time at the university in my hometown, it was given national recognition and ranked above my dream school. I am now pursuing my masters degree from another top-ranked university. And am proud to say that I’ll be the first in my family with a Masters degree.
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@charli_xcx It’s science. There’s scientific proof. It’s biology.
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pretty latino boys quote with your face card
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@vivienvixn @bbyvnus Tumor Lasagna could NEVER be this much of a progressive icon.
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@VminusI @arcmattw @duasgay And she’s always had the body she has. She showed it off in the New Rules video in the pool scene. She has never hid it. She’s always had hips. She has nothing to hide or be ashamed of. She’s always owned it. People just like to body shame celebs. It’s sick.
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@cole_neiers @BodyHeatLikeSel I think that what normalized it was those military reunion videos that kept going viral in the 2000s with the crying families.
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@alezander Me walking past Halsey at the mall like...
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@Rahaaf_a No. You just need a therapist.
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@matchu_chutrain With how much money she has, this should be ANTM level photoshopping.
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@Bvguilar @okeyhai @dvdddyy That the system was not created for the social advancement for POC. Yes. I would choose to be born Latino a million times over. And even though I’m a white Latino, I will still fight day in and day out like I have been for the last three years of my career in Ed for equal...
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@christinoflores
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I think about this a lot.
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Here is a side angle of me that I just took right now.
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@avanatalle @YaEsLaura I got told by this kid in second grade named Cesar who had just moved from Mexico that I had buck teeth. And my teacher made me be his buddy because I spoke Spanish but he always made fun of me for my teeth. I get my braces off Tuesday. I’m 26.
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@ladyorwhatevr @PasadenaPuss Ok but who came and checked up on YOU?!
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@sundrykay @panchoo_fernie She would have been 16. She would have been in high school. $8.25 million is not enough to pay for the life of a girl who would be 16 and thriving in high school.
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@christinoflores
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So the picture on the left popped up on my Snapchat memories. That was a year and six months ago. This is me now. I’ve been working hard. At one point, that was the only shirt that fit me.
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@kylachingona @gabo_sal Y’all already know they’re dating each other.
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@VeggiePapi It’s me. I’m man.
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@leslienicolex @reauxmanoff I hope that bannister is stronger than the condoms they clearly forgot to use.
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@itslexisssssss Yet these YTs wanna circumcise their boys at a week old without their consent.
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@MONDUSE @stevezitro He probably got a $50 an hour raise and free chicken sandwiches for life from the company.
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@danielbeckman_ I don’t see anything.
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@TennesseeTwunk @Vladimir99_ Because none of these are personality traits and some of these are things that a person can acquire over time. You’re writing people off by the simple fact that they’re not your “right now”. You’re seeing people for who they are and not what they could become and that’s shallow.
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@1Lumberzack And I also took her maternity photos. Also took the newborn photos.
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@Liamalaing I think it’s asking for a human sacrifice.
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@CupcakKe_rapper My exes need to see THIS
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@sihamese @callmeB93 Secured the bag and looked gorgeous doing it.
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beard pics beard pics beard pics beard pics beard pics beard pics beard pics beard pics beard pics beard pics beard pics beard pics beard pics beard pics beard pics beard pics beard pics beard pics beard pics beard pics beard pics beard pics beard pics beard pics beard pics
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@aethosnia I grew up being emotionally neglected by my parents.
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Your pussy Dry like red velvet My pussy Moist like tres leches — Rupi Kaur
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@ADNWRL Omg this is such dark humor. I wasn’t ready.
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I got a haircut.
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Honestly I’m tired of being single because I want someone to go and do cute stuff with, but I don’t know what I’d do if I were in a relationship because I’m really independent and focused on my career.
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@christinoflores
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Starter from the bottom and now we’re here.
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@corrouchies @IamGilbo This is the kind of human being we should be looking up to. Not Kim Kardashian, who couldn’t even donate to a GoFundMe she herself retweeted. This is humility.
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@preci_ous @nicolekreidy @charlie_silvas I’d rather have people to celebrate me when I’m around than celebrate me when I’m no longer there.
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@stfuujay If my son was rich, I’d be kissing him like that too.
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@danizzl_ @navix95 It’s funny how the same data correlates by county within the state of California for the 2016 election.
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I’ll post pole at 10k.
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@mirajslut That felt like a reenactment of THIS spongebob episode.
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I swear I want to marry this man.
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@_averagemeat AA BA MA Doctoral Applicant Professor at the #1 university in the US for upward mobility. Son of immigrant refugees from El Salvador. First-gen college grad. First in my family to get a Masters. Second in my family to get a Bachelors. Congrats on his truck though.
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@raechelechaconn @FloresRR_Ca They’re probably brother-cousins.
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@notynotrn @uzoart @kyle_g138 Never met a Kyle who knew how to mind his own business tbh.
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