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9 months
@fesshole Suspense is killing me here
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@jamsey55 @NoContextBrits The youth of yesterday done the same thing with disposable cameras, Polaroids etc
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@ben___lfc I find generally that people who have worked the markets for years are just down to earth and fairly likeable
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2 years
@davidlevyart @lostinhist0ry How the fuck would we know David?
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@Danshields1412 Yer ma blows the fuck out of Liverpool
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@deansmele10 @ChrisEubankJr You subscribe to Twitter blue you pancake
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2 years
@SWNSLeeds @kaaadeeen Hi Doug, Chris here, acting PA for Kaden. Can you clarify which national papers you write for? Also for a scoop like this you’re looking at a minimum £5000 for my client to consider your proposal, DM me to discuss this matter further! Thanks
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9 months
@samuel_leeds Have you had your full name written on your jacket just in case you forget what you’re called?
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2 years
@Returnofthemm2 @THINGEO Good point really if he atleast crippled the officer first he could’ve continued the axe work at his own leisure, poor execution pardon the pun
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@aroundliv Catsu curry meant to be superb from here
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@fred_hughes @SkySportsNews Mad how in your profile picture the biggest weapon is the one stood in the middle
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@DJGawain @zackarydoland @insultsrare There’s three different pictures? But weird tbh
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@xxp123 @_MercurialJohn_ @CrazyCraven01 The part of my brain that works out if a tweet is satire or not is doing overtime right now
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2 years
Wonder how many incels are sat on the toilet now with a stopwatch just because teary baldy bollocks suggests it?
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Lock yourself in your bathroom without your phone or laptop and try to sit for an hour. I'm at day 43 and counting. I almost cried today. Almost.
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@Everton @SunderlandAFC @_ellissimms Biggest club in the north east, good luck
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Seen Alan Brazil trending and thought he had finally exploded
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@Yield2None @marknelsoncomic Having your wife murdered because she was shagging a British Asian is all good in your eyes though? Weirdo
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@SuppressedSikh Bell them birds again lad
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@aroundliv There’s enough evidence for those two to have their SIA licences revoked if they were reported, alternatively they will still be working those same doors night after night wouldn’t exactly be too hard to go back and find them if the lads keen
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@MikeyCycling @M3lanieJC @fesshole Was your childhood really that traumatic?
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@AlbyLad_ Mr Tumble
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@LiverpoolNino @Gwladys1963 Is everything ok at home?
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@leewight1 @terrencemc97 You look like you’ve left the hanger in your shirt to give the impression you’ve actually got shoulders and aren’t a pencil in disguise
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2 years
@jgnufc1 @That_Ged Lad you can’t fill the sleeves out on a medium mens t shirt, pack the bindippers shout in
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@RealDeniseWelch @scoach78000 Nah he’s spot on here Denise you moose
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@yodpetchlekchai @SkySportsPL Better then taking their tops off like you scruffy geordie cunts seem to enjoy a bit too much
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2 years
@SuppressedSikh Self defence to execution in the blink of an eye
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@MitchHurst @TommyPhillipss Hi Mitch if you ever visit we have barbers here who in exchange for currency will shave that absolute tragic attempt at a beard right off for you
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@RickyJa56396441 @historyinmemes Was Jesus really a shark?
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@IainMitchell17 @crakayl The fact your fuming about those on benefits and not the government who refuses to tax these corporations really shows your lack of critical thinking skills Iain
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2 years
@ged_fallon @talk_toffee @ben1882_ Roy hodgeson had them not far off that, short memory or a glory hunter? You’re one of the two
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@MTFCJC Fanny, let your country down
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@DILLON__H__ And funds his beak habit with their proceeds, he’s smarter than he looks
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2 years
@Greek0pinion @Everton @dynamokyiven Various reasons, why have you been on Twitter for seven years and only have seven followers? 💀
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@deanroberts76 @PED7 They starve kids lad
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1 year
Whatever you say Top G-spot
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@VanStaunchhorst @fesshole Don’t blame your kids for your weak pull out game
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@CrimeLdn Rough that North Korea
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@tenn_bob @FightHaven Bob you couldn’t roll a spliff
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@LFChrisJFT97 @WattyWattDogg @iammrazul @KIERAN001 @SkySportsNews It’s a post about Sadio, with his brilliant form for Senegal he deserves this move to a bigger club
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@Matty_Homer @Everton Your bird could bench press you
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@Returnofthemm2 @THINGEO Yeah in a taxi the fuckin wet wipe
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@c0mmiemilf That’s Olivia Pools’s cousin
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@Fingha @ScallyMagazine I’d say you’re spot on really, been plenty of boss scouse artists since that don’t get close to the recognition they deserve, Real thing, Frankie goes to Hollywood, The La’s etc. Ringos a melt
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@fkoffsnake @Duncismydad @AIlEverton How else dya slice ya cake after a win like that?
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@Turbo4536 @chloemcmichael Why have you got a photo of somebodies else’s children saved on your phone?
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@J_Kirkspud @jordyburrtt Still out of date, formerly made of potato, more information as we get it
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@deansmele10 Proper rapist boots them
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Whoever filmed this and sent it around needs a proper fucking hiding, he’s clearly a distressed auld fella, more disgusted by the rat responsible for this video then the poor fella being filmed
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@Kingsbury97 @JDavis81601195 Professional bowling ball
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@MikeyCycling @M3lanieJC @fesshole Just a natural born bacon yeah?
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@c0mmiemilf Lives by Terri-Anne Mere
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@thesource65 @R15DBR @IainMitchell17 Is everyone with the surname Gallagher a proper knobhead? Every Gallagher on Twitter chats absolute unsubstantiated shit and always look like the worst bagheads about
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@KirkManIsHere @OnlyFansPostinL Because you’re a danger to women
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@IsaiahJalloh @thfcmxtt @AdamHurt24 When you see a dog shit in the side of the street they’re basically the same thing
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@FBAwayDays Compare it to the crowd they used to bring during the Ashley era and well no no they’re bloody not
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@DylanMinett @i_am_sam82 @sophielouisecc A flag shagging bootlicking Tory from Birkenhead? One conflicted individual you
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@BoxingKingdom14 He’s retired he can do what he likes
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@IanLloy78 @suzseddon These protestors are just racist sausages
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@Bogsdollox2 I know a lad who’s lost most of his sight due to a shithouse punch, the lad who hit him went to jail, nobody wins in a street fight
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@OffTheKippax @ModernWarzone @ufc Your ma loves the scouse what’s the issue with you? Too many uncles
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@FPFaz @JailedGed I’d do jail time
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@WilliamWeirHere @fesshole Just had a stroke reading that ffs
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@arielhelwani @NFFC Sausage you Ariel, no loyalty for the toffees
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@KayBurley Yes how else are they supposed to argue better pay and conditions? As the fella said they’ve been too passive in the past now their voices will be heard
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@wallkop83 @Ste80852975 @Howardm37030595 @iammrazul No shit it’s not being built in Dublin
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Shrooms
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@CadarnGoneMad @LeoKearse I’d never date a Tory and I’m much better looking than you with your upside down head
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@MikeyCycling Is your Lycra bulging with excitement Mike?
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@Paul2312Hardy @i_am_sam82 @sophielouisecc I’d argue even labours values as a party no longer align with the values of the people of Liverpool, labours on its arse
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@janowski_tamara @FightHaven You are a nonce if you lay hands on a minor, regardless of circumstance
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@desrowly Closest you’ll get to a woman I’d imagine Des
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@IamDiran @richarlison97 Smoking on that yer ma pack
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@stillgray @elonmusk @rustyrockets Strange way to announce you’re a sex offender Ian but respect your honesty
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@dan_N_smith Upside down Max Brannigan
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Mad when you’re stoned and you put your lighter down on yourself then it disappears until you stand up and it re appears and falls on the floor
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@HLTCO Could be worse could support Everton
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@RobertBea @jeremycorbyn Not good enough champ
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@FredUnbound @TheOnion I think that’s an Epstein quote
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@AStrangerJ @BigJed_one Smart kid, hope he got the job
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