it’s literally the thought that counts, take the time to buy everything your partner likes then package it nicely. getting something off the internet that thousands of people are buying just shows your head no dey there
In August, I was bored and there was no light at home so I wrote a story about love. It's my first ever story so It means a lot to me, let me know what you guys think <3
He buys me coffee in the mornings (because it’s always cold), buys me dinner every night and we spend social nights together. I even stayed awake during morning parade so I could hear him read the news 😭😭
can’t hide it anymore you guys i have to admit that my true identity is amos edos osamudiamen and i belong to a four man gang of suspected kidnappers that have been terrorizing benin city and environs
anytime i use my money and buy fuel for any of the cars, i make sure i sleep with the key under my pillow. i don’t want to hear someone used to the car to drive to babcock for visiting day
for my own last meal, i’ll ask for mega chicken ofada (from ikate branch) and turkey (ikota branch) then go downstairs at blenco (osapa) the second fridge and get cold plain hollandia yogurt and small chops from the front desk
haller really got his dream move, got diagnosed with cancer, recovered, two ankle injuries in two months and then scores the winning goal in a final, the script couldn’t have been better for him
Graduating from UNILAG in style 🎓
🏆 Best Graduating Student in Chemical Engineering
🏁First Class Honors bagged with a CGPA of 4.83/5.00
💪🏾 Perfect GPA in 6/10 semesters
🏅Recipient of 5 undergraduate scholarships
BSc.(Hons) Chemical Engineering
Alhamdulillah!🙏🏾
These are the burnt marks I’ve lived with on my left hand since I was 10 when my dad smeared kerosene & placed a matchstick flame as punishment for insinuating I’d stolen a Bill Cosby novel. He beat me to a pulp I had to lie so he could leave me alone coz I thought I would die.
Just fried 6 plantains, 3 eggs and brought out cold coke from the fridge. FA cup night so I’m sat on my couch with my food about to watch my team play. This is what you call serenity.
Shall we have a tweet of a book's opening sentence and have someone guess the title?
I go first.
"WHEN BABA SEGI AWOKE with a bellyache for the sixth day in a row, he knew it was time to do something drastic about his fourth wife’s childlessness."
I really used to love walks and everything but after being constantly harassed by police & threatened by area boys anytime I leave my house I have this anxiety
I want to leave Nigeria & never return. I’m sick and tired of being harassed. If it isn’t police, it’s area boys. Over and over again.
It’s just happened again. Area boys trying to get my phone and money off me. Ended up yanking my headphones away before I got away.
I’m tired.