@lindsayfickas
I apologize for comparing your child to my pets, but once in the park, my big dog picked a fight with someone else's big dog and while we were breaking it up, my small dog ate all their hotdogs.
@isabelkaplan
My husband is my biggest supporter. He reads all my articles, watches and listens to any videos or podcasts I'm in, brags about me to everyone, and talks me up when I'm insecure. I try to be an equally big fan of his projects and work. It's truly lovely.
@UrsulaV
After a lifetime of good vision I went in because of headaches and the optometrist said, “Oh yes, you have 1977 syndrome.” On the plus side, everyone looks so cute in reading glasses!
I am going to write a sentence I believe has never been written before: It is hard to park supercars in parking garages because I can’t open the door at the kiosk or fit my tits out the tiny window far enough to reach the parking ticket.
@nealkhosla
All this would tell me is that the person calling the meeting has poor time management and a distorted sense of their own importance. Fit work in before the break, or wait until it’s over.
Helpful Hint: The Dodge Demon 170 is not banned from dragstrips. If you run one and manage an under 9-second time, they'll kick you out. That's not the same thing.
@deerfella
Kids still love cars and when people say they don’t they are just mad that younger folks don’t love the same cars in the same ways and it makes them feel old.
Are you a car person who's having a baby? Here are some nice automotive names for your child:
Mercedes
Elan
Porsche
Shelby
Lucas
Alcantara
Axle
Keyfob
Touchscreen
Bz4x
Is there a middle-aged man on earth capable of seeing a woman in ripped jeans and not making a, “they should pay you more so you can buy pants without holes,” joke?
Took a tour of the USS Midway and my favorite detail was this '91 NASCAR calendar set to the Dale Earnhardt month. (Midway was decommissioned in '92, for anyone who's worried about anachronism).
Today I found out that my husband thought Vin Diesel and The Rock were the same person, which really makes me wonder what his experience of the Fast and Furious movies was like.
This is the horror that awaits us on the internet of the future. Just AI generated knock-offs of better sites until everything is gibberish with good SEO headlines.
If things go bad on this site, I’ve enjoyed all the writers and scientists I’ve followed and I still think Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald is a horny song.
Drove the Trans Am to the grocery store. A guy drives by in a square-body Dakota, maybe a '93? '94? He asks me the year on the T/A and on hearing '81, says with wonder, "Wow, it still runs?" Um dude, you're not much newer, what year do you think it is?
I was incredibly lucky to have a scholarship that paid enough of my college to keep me from having loans. I am fine with my tax money helping pay off someone else’s.
I just had such a panic attack thinking my passport was expired before realizing that it is not 2023 yet. Stupid New Car preview issue. Throw me off my game.
Me: Ack, overwhelmed with social commitments. My friends need so much! I need some alone time!
10 minutes of alone time: I have no friends! I’m so lonely!
Fedex man was delivering packages and his truck was being chased by a giant silver Lab, and she kept jumping inside and we thought maybe she was his dog but when the truck left the neighborhood she went around the block to go home, so I guess they just have a thing.
I'm doing that thing where I have a stomach-ache and rather than taking Tums or something, I keep eating different foods as if that will help. Hmmm, pita bread with chili crisp didn't fix it, maybe nine Kalamata olives is the key.
Write careful and deeply researched story about women in motorsports, the value they are bringing to teams and the enthusiasm they have for racing. First comment:
@cagoldberglaw
It is shockingly difficult to find ways of declaring something weak-sauce or cowardly without using a word that is either misogynistic or homophobic.
Would subscribe. Despite being a former EIC, I still like to keep up with stories like "Meetings, Can There Be More?" and "Editor's Letter (to the Editors)."