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@calve42
Craig Calvert
9 months
@TaylorMod Massive……… lungs
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9 months
@MufcWonItAll2 I know Goruppta. He’s the Lancashire karaoke champion 2023. Nice fella
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@calve42
Craig Calvert
20 days
@widmingbaer Coz all the fans that know he’s fucked us and want him sacked left early. What was left at full time were deluded woke fucking idiots probably taking pic after pic of every player as they left the field. Utter donuts
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Craig Calvert
5 months
@NotDoddsy85 @cpaul_ffc Jamie O’hara used to be a midfielder for Spurs, wolves, Portsmouth and some others I think. He now hosts the sports bar radio show on TalkSPORT
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Craig Calvert
2 months
@petesunitedPOV I’ve been a Utd fan over 40 years. I want any manager sacked that hasn’t got a clue and plays sleep Inducing football every game. When the manager has had enough time and it clearly isn’t working then they must be sacked. We are Man Utd not fucking Everton. Why persist with shite
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@calve42
Craig Calvert
6 months
@MartienBall One of Rashfords problems is he actually believes he’s one of the best players in the world and simply can’t accept most people know he’s not. Nowhere near.
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@calve42
Craig Calvert
6 months
@Lisa111Park @_TomWillis_ You literally see Man Utd players put their hands up calling for offside???
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@calve42
Craig Calvert
10 months
@KellySotherton To be fair Kelly there are some awful female pundits. As there is male
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@calve42
Craig Calvert
6 months
@Utd_Forever7 @ManUtd @premierleague Marcus Rashford = he HAS the ability to succeed. He HAS NOT got the mentality or the work ethic or the desire to truly succeed. The end.
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@calve42
Craig Calvert
3 months
@robster12065612 @Fergie30 Who the fuck wants to or has time to rifle thru 60k posts of theories? Save us the time and give us the quick answers???
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@calve42
Craig Calvert
8 months
@Sophhcx_ You’ve ran out of bog roll and I’m desperate for a cack?
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@calve42
Craig Calvert
2 months
@petesunitedPOV Yeah coz Fergie spawned £600m down the fucking drain didn’t he? I don’t know how old you are but go and look at the players and the team he had to work with when he joined. Ten Hag has everything on a big shiny fucking player and it’s dog shit still. In his 3rd season? 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️
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@calve42
Craig Calvert
10 months
@Sophhcx_ Recovery?
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@calve42
Craig Calvert
14 days
@MSVDuisburgENG Absolutely loved today. All the way from England the sun shining and a last minute winner. Get in!!!! What a great club you have here and what a stadium. Wow. @___Sam25
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@calve42
Craig Calvert
1 year
@centredevils Totally agree Rio. We have 2 wingers that never cross a ball. One will shoot from anywhere instead and the other passes back to midfield or defence nearly every time. The times he doesn’t he does his famous banana shot that ends up in row K!!!
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@calve42
Craig Calvert
3 months
@WestHamPlace Rival fans love the glazers. Rival fans detest Sir Jim. Now we have a proper leader at the helm doing the job perfectly. He’s been in 5 minutes and he’s boiling piss all over the parish. Keep pushing them buttons Jim lad. 👍 🇾🇪 = 🤬
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@calve42
Craig Calvert
3 years
@PepsiGlobal Absolutely rigged!!!! This award should have gone to either Lewandowski or salah. And I’m a fucking Utd fan. Messi has been bang average this year. #fixed
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@calve42
Craig Calvert
20 days
@utdHarryy I’ll sign it till I get cramp in my hands mate 👍
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@calve42
Craig Calvert
1 month
@oasisareback @liamgallagher @NoelGallagher @oasis Wait till he sees his credit card statement
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@calve42
Craig Calvert
9 months
@itsalexiagrace Window is in a weird place?
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@calve42
Craig Calvert
4 months
@TheHarryHaz The lesser mortals won’t have done what Kate done yesterday coz they’d have been at work so they could still pay the mortgage to leave a house to put over the heads of the families they leave behind.
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@calve42
Craig Calvert
4 months
@RevRichardColes Thanks for reminding me to vote for him vicar. 👍🙏
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@calve42
Craig Calvert
7 months
@desertrose1969 Do me a favour then get me a sausage bap with brown sauce please. Starving
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@calve42
Craig Calvert
3 months
@liannesanderson @ivantoney24 This will be your last tweet for a while I suspect
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@calve42
Craig Calvert
21 days
@Busby_UTD Some fans need to see something to support. It’s very difficult to get fully immersed in utterly boring football. Barely see any goals. Mistake after mistake. Our manager waffling complete nonsense every week. Players disrespecting our club. I’ll do my job when they do theirs
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@calve42
Craig Calvert
1 month
@pauldbowen Leave the late great Victoria Wood out of this fucking nonsense please. Rosie jones it’s as funny as arse blood and Eddie Izzard is as funny as penis blood and is a man
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Craig Calvert
10 months
@irfan2irfan2 @cctvidiots Which ones the rapper?
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Craig Calvert
6 months
@TffUTD @UTDChael @EverydayMUFC22 He wasn’t sacked for doing a great job 🤷‍♂️
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@calve42
Craig Calvert
6 months
@TJ_LFC1 @Carra23 Rattled much?? Arsenal will lose to Arsenal. 🤷‍♂️. Ok mate
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@calve42
Craig Calvert
6 months
@jetorazz @ThePeakSanti Thanks for the clear view. Proves without doubt he dived and he cheated. As did saka
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@calve42
Craig Calvert
2 years
@themichaelowen @England Why is Kane a dead cert? He’s done practically nothing so far and doesn’t look anywhere near scoring
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@calve42
Craig Calvert
2 months
@MyCensoredVoice @GoldingBF He literally can’t even be arsed finding a toilet. He’s never looking for a job !!!
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@calve42
Craig Calvert
2 months
@KerryKatona7 @OnlyFans Hey up. Cash low? Get that gash on show
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@calve42
Craig Calvert
3 months
@IanDarke With the worst football ever. He’s just got us to 2 consecutive finals and I’ve never been so bored or disengaged watching them. If there wasn’t any jeopardy I’d have switched it off
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@calve42
Craig Calvert
3 years
@piersmorgan Social media sensation?? He’s famous for being David Beckhams son. The end
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@calve42
Craig Calvert
1 year
@EmpressElfiie @Bornakang Silly us hey!!!!!!! What absolute mugs we are for not understanding that. Getting spots artificially injected into your face is perfectly normal people. Go get it done
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@calve42
Craig Calvert
5 months
@AlexLeTissier Can you not put more clothes on?
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@calve42
Craig Calvert
1 year
@IanWright0 Oh god I do hope the keepers ok. She very nearly got touched there. How dare the striker win a header and score. Pray for the keeper and thoughts with her family
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@calve42
Craig Calvert
5 months
@mcfc_lads Should you not be at an empty bus parade?
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@calve42
Craig Calvert
6 years
@TheWalkingDead Was that the last time he washed his hair too?
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Craig Calvert
3 months
@zakisolja @MattWallace888 All of that is correct. He doesn’t look 17 and he is older than that. As it’s a completely different person to the murderer. 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️
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Craig Calvert
2 months
@HazelAppleyard_ @Keir_Starmer @TeamGB Not one police officer touched a single rioter there 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️. Very interesting indeed. Are they actually allowed to touch them?
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@calve42
Craig Calvert
8 months
@Family_viralvid @nocapfelix @PicturesFoIder Scouser eh? His training is on point. Bright future ahead for this young thief
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@calve42
Craig Calvert
9 months
@YNubeth @TaylorMod She’s 19 I think. But she hasn’t got big impressive lungs then?
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@calve42
Craig Calvert
2 months
@Stumitchell87 @petesunitedPOV What from 1986-1990 when he won the fa cup that saved his job???? Are you having a fucking laugh 😂😂😂😂. Of course when we started winning the league he was well backed yes. And so he should have been. We were the best team in the country. ETH has spent £600m in 2 years!!!! 🤷‍♂️
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@calve42
Craig Calvert
5 months
@RayMairead Why didn’t she let them know well in advance so they could have maybe done something. Instead of hurrying trying to sort it onboard before take off?? 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️. If it’s that serious (which it is) why would you not do that??
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Craig Calvert
10 months
@Sophhcx_ I can’t get the tape measure past your lips.
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@calve42
Craig Calvert
8 months
@AlexLeTissier Pizza Hut. No sorry. Jabba the hut
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Craig Calvert
16 days
@AliceTalksFooty Marcus Rashford IS part of the problem. In short he’s just really not good enough. I could expand but what’s the point? He’s an average premier league footballer. We’ve a squad full of them tbh. There’s dozens better than him. But that’s the same for the entire squad
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Craig Calvert
3 months
@tuggyj How far away is she?
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@calve42
Craig Calvert
1 year
@JohDomne1 @drcjjackson Is that what’s riled you about this story? Not the rape part?
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@calve42
Craig Calvert
10 months
@itmemish @Dawnhalliday76 He literally sells out all arena shows all over the world almost as soon as the tickets go on sale, made more money than he can spend. Clearly quite a lot of people find his humour very funny. He’s the most successful comedian to ever tour. What does he need to evaluate?
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Craig Calvert
6 months
@si1202 @MrCalifornia77 @Joey7Barton @lucyjward_ @DFletcherSport Because he doesn’t think they should be on the men’s game? I agree. He also said she should commentate on women’s football. Again I agree. He’s also said some men commentators are shite. Guess what? I agree. Women do the women’s game and vice versa. It’s woke nonsense. 🤷‍♂️
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@calve42
Craig Calvert
5 months
@ErlingRoIe Isn’t the Etihad a commonwealth games athletics stadium that city got sloppy seconds on?
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Craig Calvert
11 months
@HappyWolvesGirl Thought this was Sheridan Smith when it popped up on my feed
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Craig Calvert
5 months
@Football__Tweet Eni Aluko. No thanks. SWERVE.
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@calve42
Craig Calvert
2 years
@philwhittle79 @GeorgeLineker That was the only spare change in his dads pocket mate
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Craig Calvert
2 months
@AdamJoseph____ The most Utterly pointless 1 way biased opinion segment on tv. All he does every single time is back his former colleagues decisions. He even looks sheepish while trying to convince us all it was correct. The game has absolutely disappeared up its own arse. Despise all of it
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Craig Calvert
5 months
@PaigeSpiranac Is she always teasing every one getting her slangs out all the time too?
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Craig Calvert
5 months
@mansfieldtownfc Did her face cost more than your entire squad?
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Craig Calvert
7 months
@Joey7Barton If she was ugly and from Grimsby she wouldn’t be on our screens. It’s that simple. She’s an awful analyst. Truly terrible. Utter waffler of bollocks and wrong facts.
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Craig Calvert
18 days
@TheSagarNaik07 Lost 3-0 or worse 23 times under ETH. that alone is unforgivable.
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Craig Calvert
4 months
@Nick2512 @ToweringZigic The internet wasn’t around then Nick
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Craig Calvert
10 months
@PaigeSpiranac How can she see from that far away as she watches it trickle towards the hole??
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Craig Calvert
2 years
@piersmorgan @ChelseaFC Quite the quandary this. Which one do you head butt first? Or will a flying roundhouse wipe them both out? Decision’s decision’s 🤫
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@calve42
Craig Calvert
9 months
@Kev1Lfc @Carra23 Same amount of premier league champions trophies as Carra tho 🤷‍♂️
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@calve42
Craig Calvert
3 months
@Forde_TheRed Liverpool fan caring about England? What’s this?
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Craig Calvert
6 months
@Allanm1980 @unitedhan You poached him from Brighton but you’re burning your undies coz we’ve done it to you?? Unlucky pal. Goliath always wins in the end
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@calve42
Craig Calvert
4 months
@EnglandBlock109 Have they tried all the fast food restaurants?
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Craig Calvert
2 months
@petesunitedPOV @Stumitchell87 I’m not going round in circles mate. If you can see a reason to give ETH more time/seasons then fine but I see the exact opposite. I’m desperate to get back competing seriously that’s why he must go. Not ideal I know but needed I’m afraid
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Craig Calvert
1 year
@MetroUK Besides all the fraud, embezzlement, criminality and illegal buildings maybe just do without going to a spa?? I’m nearly 50 and never been in one in my life. I’m getting by ok. Mind you I’ve never embezzled my dads charity millions either
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Craig Calvert
2 months
@odozi_aku_ @Morbidful Take it off airplane mode 🤷‍♂️
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@calve42
Craig Calvert
2 months
@mrdanwalker It’s 11.21 and I’ve been in a queue since 8.45am just to get access to the Ticketmaster website?????? Is it worth all this money and faff??? I’m struggling tbh
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Craig Calvert
9 months
@AlexLeTissier Leave immediately
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Craig Calvert
2 months
@petesunitedPOV @Stumitchell87 Well that would prove how far we’ve fallen then. Choosing Aston Villa over Manchester United is where we are. Sad sad times and getting worse the longer this manager remains.
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Craig Calvert
10 months
@memorialdevice Not a fan then eh? Is it ok if I continue to find him very funny indeed? I’ve followed his whole career, would be mean of you to say no I can’t?
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Craig Calvert
10 months
@KateAndersonLTD He’s great isn’t he. If only I could get a ticket
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Craig Calvert
10 months
@BBCSport @IanWright0 But he ticks the box tho? Expect Alex Scott. Nailed on. That’ll be MOTD getting buried soon along with QOS and football focus
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Craig Calvert
2 months
@petesunitedPOV @Stumitchell87 It’s not my revolution to start mate. I’m a supporter not on the board. We’ve got to trust all these experts that have come in know better than me who should come in. But I’d be offering Emery whatever he wanted. I know that much.
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Craig Calvert
2 years
@mrdanwalker Nope. Never ever a penalty. He does that “leaving my leg in” thing that too many players do now. Vardy is another who does it. It’s cheating plain and simple
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@calve42
Craig Calvert
1 year
@laureng5783 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Craig Calvert
5 months
@Malachians This is me 100% Phil. I’ve just watched that leaking roof pissing in from today and I’m angry as fuck!! Couldn’t give 2 fucks about any result this season. After watching this the size of the task becomes real. We are YEARS away from getting back. YEARS!!!!!
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Craig Calvert
6 months
@Antipolluters @petemorristwit 90 mins???? I took my mam and dad to our A&E last October at 10.30 pm. He got seen at 11am the next morning!!!! Snap your hand off to only wait 90mins 🤷‍♂️
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@calve42
Craig Calvert
1 year
@laureng5783 Have a blast Lauren. Not jealous at all 😎
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@calve42
Craig Calvert
1 month
@Optimus_Dracula @IbzySpeaks Mate. He done fuck all his entire time at Utd long before ten hag got anywhere near the club. He’s bang average and an utter cunt. Please buy him 🙏🙏🙏
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Craig Calvert
2 months
@familyextremism @NoCapFights Mate she’s got clothes on. If you are not allowed to wear those tops then they shouldn’t be available for sale in shops. Probably available in the shopping centre this happened in 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️
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Craig Calvert
1 year
@piersmorgan Ryan Giggs has won it 13 times in your life time. Does that mean he’ll win it this season? Arsenal and spurs will both choke. City will walk it again. Don’t let yesterdays deflected goal fool you. Liverpool will finish runners up. And I’m a Utd fan!!
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Craig Calvert
6 months
@JPMal50 @dolawanle @masongreenwood @ManUtd I do. And he’s an accused rapist. Was never found guilty. Much like Antony who still represents the club unfortunately
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@calve42
Craig Calvert
5 months
@BBCMOTD Kalvin Phillips, Jordan Henderson, andros Townsend, arron Lennon,
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Craig Calvert
2 months
@oscar_vernall @Benno1uk I think you can sleep easy for a good while yet mate
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Craig Calvert
3 months
@mstewart_23 You know he doesn’t pick the teams out of a hat don’t you? We should refuse the draw and demand another till we get the right draw for England haters?? What temperature is your piss currently at?
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Craig Calvert
4 months
@zavalasbitch @stokaljona This football under him made you fall BACK in love with football???? Jesus. I actually cannot comprehend what you’ve just posted. This football is what other channels were invented for 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️
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Craig Calvert
6 months
@petemorristwit I know a woman who took her 97 year old stepfather in to A&E in Carlisle a few weeks ago. Got there at 5pm they were still waiting to be seen when I went at 10.30 am next morning to see my dad. How is this acceptable or sustainable???
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Craig Calvert
10 months
@sarahundart @Kieran_La7 I have no idea if she’s funny coz I can’t understand a single thing she says? should she really be on a comedy show on tv that relies on funny things being said (and obviously understood) in order to make its audience laugh? Or do we just pity laugh every time she says something?
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Craig Calvert
2 months
@Malachians Sacked tonight the correct decision Phil? Regardless if the right man isn’t available? I say just get him out. Never never gonna turn this around. He just isn’t the right man.
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Craig Calvert
7 months
@Commonsensepre2 @libsoftiktok Absolutely fantastic. I wanna go for a beer or two with this guy 👍. The one with the hat and beard. Not the other awful thing
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@calve42
Craig Calvert
4 years
@TheElitePundit What the actual fuck is going on ere?? This is way worse than Steve (clogs) mclaren
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@calve42
Craig Calvert
1 year
@WayneRooney @ColeenRoo @BCFC Last time I back yous on my coupon wazza!!! Good luck you’re deffo gonna need it
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Craig Calvert
7 months
@MartienBall Absolutely bang on the money 100% 👍. Exactly my thoughts. I watch Rashford game after game season after season (x last to get new huge contract) and I simply cannot understand the praise and backing he gets?Are we watching the same player? He’d last months at most under P & K 🤷‍♂️
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