Brett Goldstein
@brettgoldstein
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Actor. Writer. Comic. Swimmer. Ted Lasso. Shrinking. Soulmates. SuperBob. Adult Life Skills. Drifters. Anything to avoid a dinner party. IG: mrbrettgoldstein
Joined February 2009
The only thing more unbelievable than this moment, is all the heartbreakingly lovely messages I’ve had from so many people. Thank you for all of them. I’d love to pretend this wasn’t a big deal. But it really was a big fxxxing deal. ❤️.
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I met a kindred spirit the other day. I told him we had a lot in common. He told me to scram.
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So proud of all the team, and so grateful to be a part of it. What an amazing night. At some point this will all sink in but for now, Let’s go Greyhounds!.#TedLasso
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The jig is up. Smiling all over the shop here. Absolute disaster.
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Whistle! It’s @nickmohammed day! Happy birthday to one of the funniest, kindest and most brilliant actors I know! 🎉🎉🎉🎉🥳🥳🥳🥳
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Look out! It’s only the President Of The United States!.
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Episode 6 of Ted Lasso is out! I had the privilege of writing this one. No spoilers but by the looks of the picture, Beard, Ted, Roy and Nate plan a space mission. @AppleTVPlus #tedlasso
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To be on this list with four of my all time heroes is truly fxxxing wild. Thank you @SAGawards. Amazing.
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Merry Fxxxing Christmas from everyone at Ted Lasso.
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I would happily watch a 90 minute movie spin off of What’s Up With That.
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Ted Lasso Ep 4 is out now on @AppleTVPlus and I had the pleasure of writing this one. No spoilers but judging by these pics, Roy, Ted and Beard take a bus, Trent shows the boys a video of a tiny cat chasing a giant dog and the team play a tense game of Freeze. It’s a big one!
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It all comes down to this… the Ted Lasso Season Finale… Written by the great men themselves, @jasonsudeikis and @joekellyjk47. No spoilers but judging by these photos, Roy gets ‘Witch’s Finger’ in charades, the team has a class photo and Higgins shows off his puppies. #tedlasso
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Brilliant trailer (but only watch if you’ve finished season two.).
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Nick is fxxxing brilliant. A phenomenal actor and a wonderful man.
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Ted Lasso ep 6 is out on @AppleTV written by the brilliant Coach Beard himself @brendanhunting. No spoilers but judging by these pics, Roy, Beard & Ted have a frown off, Jamie and Roy perfect running in slow motion and Jamie shows Roy the first part of the YMCA dance. #tedlasso
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Ted Lasso ep 10 is on @appletv and it’s written by the wonderful Jane Becker. No spoilers but judging by these pics, Jamie can’t take his eyes off the love of his life, Trent asks Beard to model his new shoes and Jamie finally admits what Roy suspected… that he is a unicorn.
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Ted Lasso ep 2 is out and it's beautifully written by @sashagarron! What a proper hero! No spoilers but judging by these pics, Roy is paranoid he's being followed by a clapperboard, but whenever he turns to see it, it mysteriously vanishes. @AppleTVPlus #tedlasso
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Ted Lasso ep 11 is on @appletv now, and is written by Special Boy @joekellyjk47, it's a smasher. No spoilers but judging by these pics, Keeley, Jamie and Roy go on a wildly out of character murder revenge spree, Ted and Pep have a cuddle, and Jamie tells Roy to pull his finger.
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Ted Lasso Season 3 Ep 1 is on @AppleTVPlus. Written by the brilliant @Leann_Bowen. No spoilers but judging by these pictures, Beard is paranoid they're being watched, Roy does a lecture on blue dots, and Will learns how to hold bottles the right way up. Let's go Greyhounds!
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Ted Lasso ep 10 is out now and it's a beast. Written by the great @janembecker and featuring astonishing performances from @jasonsudeikis and @hanwaddingham and @SarahNilestar and well, everyone. No spoilers but judging by this picture, Roy falls in love with an apple. #tedlasso
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Tonight it all comes together in the Shrinking season finale… DO NOT MISS IT!. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll laugh some more (then probably cry again). Thanks for watching, hope you enjoy this last ep! It’s a banger written by hero co-showrunner @GoldmanNeil. @AppleTVPlus
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If you’ve seen all of Ted Lasso you should watch this spoiler heavy but very beautiful edit. 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉.
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Ted Lasso Episode 7 is out now on @AppleTV and it's written by Jane herself, the genius @phoebewalsh_ and it's a banger. No spoilers but judging by these pics, Roy takes his dog for a run, Roy, Beard and Ted try to play Sit, Lie, Stand and Roy gets spider's bum in Pictionary.
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What an incredibly special day this was. Felt like being in a Frank Capra film. ❤️. #mrlassogoestowashington.
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Some proper dream come true shit on @JimmyKimmelLive… airs tonight. Too much fun. @jimmykimmel @abc #kimmel
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Episode 8 of Ted Lasso is out now! It’s a monster episode and is written by the ace @TheJamieLee. No spoilers but judging by this picture, the boys struggle to understand the rules of Rock Paper Scissors…. @AppleTVPlus #tedlasso
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Ted Lasso episode 3 is out on @AppleTVPlus and it is written by the great Bill Wrubel. No spoilers but judging by these pics, Roy and Beard see who can point the highest, Roy shows off his blue magnets and Roy, Ted and Beard go and see Magic Mike Live. Don’t miss it! #tedlasso
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I got to interview the makers of the greatest film ever made, on its 30th anniversary. Thank you @EW for making my dream come true.
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Another stop on the Brett Meets His Heroes Tour 🎉🎉🎉. Watch tonight on @LateNightSeth @sethmeyers . Photo by @LloydBishop.
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Ted Lasso ep 5 is out now on @appletv and it’s written by the brilliant @TheJamieLee. No spoilers but judging by these pics, Beard, Ted and Roy go to a bad concert, the team has constipation and Rebecca stares at a bluebird before bursting into a song about starting a new life.
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Had the pleasure of writing this week’s episode of Shrinking… thanks to the incredible writing team who make it all better and to the unbelievable cast for taking it to another level. Hope you enjoy. It’s a ‘fun’ one… @appletvplus @VDOOZER @jasonsegel @GoldmanNeil
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Find out my favourite F word with Tamir and Cookie Monster on @sesamestreet’s Word Of The Day. And yes, Cookie Monster has some serious football skills. #comingtogether #dreamcometrue @EW .
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Ted Lasso Ep 8 is out and is written by the king and queen @keeleyhazellLOL and @dylanmarron. No spoilers but judging by these pics, Keeley stars in My Fair Lady, Beard, Roy and Trent are bad at hide and seek & Van Damme is so shocked by Bumbercatch’s hat, his clothes fall off.
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See the world through Beard's eyes. Tonight's Ted Lasso is a wild ride and a love letter to @brendanhunting, written by co-creator @joekellyjk47 and myself. No spoilers but judging by this pic, Beard does his spider shadow puppet show. #tedlasso
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Ted Lasso episode 11 is out now. It is written by the amazing @sashagarron and it’s a doozy. No spoilers but judging by this picture, Ted, Nate and Roy are delighted by Beard’s shadow puppet of a bird. #TedLasso
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Shrinking Season Two, episodes 1 and 2 are available to stream right now on Apple TV. Episode 1 is written by the brilliant @msfruch and episode 2 by the amazing @anniemebane. So excited for you all to see what we've been cooking up. The cast, writers and crew are on fire. You're
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Ep 5 of Ted Lasso is out! No spoilers but by the looks of these photos, Ted and Roy go for a walk, Isaac visits Roy in prison and also, Roy is a ghost. Written by lovely Bill Wrubel. Plus, @KolaBokinni smashes it,.@nickmohammed crushes it and.@JeffStelling should get an Emmy.
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Holy fxxxing xxxx! Mind blowing list to be on. And with two of my special greyhounds! What an honour. Thank you @TelevisionAcad ❤️❤️❤️❤️.
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Let’s get this session started… . Proud to announce that the first two episodes of Shrinking are now available to stream on @AppleTVPlus. We hope you enjoy it. #shrinking @VDOOZER @jasonsegel
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Holy fxxxing xxxx! Such an honour in all the ways I can't express, but especially to be nominated with the Diamond Dogs. .
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Shrinking returns! October 16th! So excited for you all to see what we've been cooking up. These writers and this cast. you're in for a real treat. Get caught up on season one on @appletv and get ready. boop. #shrinking #appletv #season2
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The wait is over… . The Greyhounds are back! . Season two is here at last. Episode one is out today and it’s beautifully written by Coach Beard himself, Mr. @brendanhunting. Strap in, it’s going to be a wild ride…. ⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️. #tedlasso
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Episode 7 of Ted Lasso is written by the phenomenal @phoebewalsh_! Contains incredible performances by @jasonsudeikis and @SarahNilestar especially, plus some beautiful moments for everyone. No spoilers but judging by the pic, the boys start a Reservoir Dogs Recreation Society.
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You asked for it, you got it! The Ted Lasso Christmas Special comes early and is available now on AppleTVPlus! Expertly written by co-creator and loveable genius @joekellyjk47. Contains love, presents, family, drones, clay, drink and the moment @KolaBokinni became a fashion icon.
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I will miss these (spoiler heavy) beautifully written and thoughtful essays by @GissaneSophia.
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Such a pleasure to meet @sethmeyers and try to make sense of American sports. And thank you to the entire crew who were all lovely and made an empty studio feel full.
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Look out! It’s only the superstar @quintabrunson episode and it’s AMAZING!. Contains scenes of good, evil and something in between. Subscribe, RT and please be excellent to each other. #AbbottElementary
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Beast had a baby then immediately made everyone cry. ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️.
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Absolutely buzzing for you all to see All Of You. Couldn’t be prouder of everyone involved in this film. Thank you #tiff.
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San Francisco. May 16th. Orpheum Theatre. There will definitely be swears… Presale tickets available starting tomorrow, Thursday April 20 at 10AM PT through 11:59PM PT with code LIVE before the general on sale Friday at 10AM PT. Tickets at
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We just finished the writer's room for Ted Lasso season 2 and I feel insanely lucky I got to spend my lockdown nights with these fxxxing legends. Truly the best of people. @jasonsudeikis @janembecker @brendanhunting @joekellyjk47 @VDOOZER @phoebewalsh_ @ashleyn1cole.
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Thank you so much to the @CriticsChoice for the nominations. So proud to be part of this team. And to be on a list with these fxxxing legends will never not blow my mind.
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