Bill Lawrence
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Bad Monkey out now. Shrinking Oct 16. Old Stuff: Ted Lasso, Scrubs, Spin City, Clone High (returning soon) Cougar Town, Whiskey Cavalier, other Stuff
Los Angeles
Joined December 2008
LOOK - I won’t stop talking about this because I’m proud and it makes me happy. That’s it. Out tonight.
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Thinking a lot about Sam Lloyd today. (Ted). Truly such a kind, sweet guy. He will be missed by so many.
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I’ve come to realize that Twitter is not a healthy place for me, neither in how it makes me feel, nor with how I behave on here. So, I’m taking a break from all social media. Be back after lunch.
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This is the guy I based SCRUBS on and my best pal from college. He’s out here in Los Angeles running a hospital (like JD would), and I’m proud he’s a pal. He changes clothes in his garage at night to try to keep his kids from getting sick and IS married to “real Elliot”.
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This human absolutely crushed every scene she was in. What an absolute pleasure to watch @hanwaddingham #TedLasso.
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Scrubs premiered 20 yrs ago today. Thinking about how old I am, but mostly all my friends from that show. @zachbraff @sarahchalke @donald_faison @itisIjudyreyes @JohnCMcGinley @ChristaBMiller @robertmaschio Neil, Ken, @wright_aloma Sam RIP, Writers, Crew… what a fun ride.
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Thanks to those who mentioned Scrubs anniversary. Blows me away that anyone still cares at all after 17 years.
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I’m not easily “moved”. But the “SCRUBS reunion” last night - hanging w the gang. can’t believe people still care after all these years.
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This is Sam. He was Ted on SCRUBS. He’s a pal. Just had his first baby. Get involved if you can. I am.
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Spent the night watching clips of Sam (The songs! The greatest sweaty pratfall of all time!) Those who reached out, our “Scrubs family” appreciates it - he had the biggest heart of all of us. But now send all those good thoughts to his family. And to your own loved ones. #RIPTed.
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To Media: It’s crazy, but we can multi-task. Please still tell us about his taxes, insane voter suppression Gov Abbot is pulling in Texas, Putin connection confirmed by his own ex-national security advisor, and maybe the giant problem for “the-best-is-yet-to-come” screaming lady.
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Last day of staff writing #TedLasso Season 2 yesterday. I enjoy these people very much. I’m very scared of one of them but will not say who. They are all very talented and could write anything. They are kind, warm and funny. I’m only the second oldest, so that’s super cool.
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If you haven’t watched the #Shrinking season finale yet - go do it if you don’t have dinner plans. I want to talk about it. For real, thanks for watching! From all of us. Whole season avail on @AppleTVPlus.
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Puhlease, dude. No one is coming for anyone. You passed laws to make it harder for POC to vote, and a professional sports league - comprised heavily of POC - told you to eff off. End of story. And not a surprise end, like, at all. Satisfying, though.
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Zero Covid deaths in Canada yesterday. Over a thousand in US. But it’s not about leadership, and we can’t compare because we have like a 1000 times more citizens, but if you multiplied their deaths by 1000 it’d still be zero, and it’s not like we have 5500 miles of shared border.
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Season finale of #TedLasso officially out and ready to be watched. Written by fearless leaders @jasonsudeikis and @joekellyjk47 I would be remiss if I didn’t admit one thing: this is truly my favorite episode ever. (Until next year).
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This may be the greatest pratfall ever. One take because he had to slam his head into the table. Man, we all miss Sam.
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He may in fact be everything that is wrong with everything.
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Totally weird how in Japan, wearing masks is commonplace and not some political issue and they got through this virus quickly, economy open, sports going, etc, etc. almost seems like there is a correlation, but that’s impossible, right?.
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In NYC eating sushi by myself. Going to a show by myself. Then a drink at a cool place by myself. Never done this before, quite nervous. Will keep updating and report back.
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#Shrinking EP 3 is out. And we’d like to let Phoebe Bridgers know that we are huge fans and in context this is a compliment. @phoebe_bridgers
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Thanks to all the well-wishers about the official Season 2 pick up of #Shrinking. Grateful/excited, even though we’ve already been in the writers room working on it for months (takes a second for things to be “official” Hollywood! 😀).
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Trying to hit the sweet spot of being extremely grateful, happy for my friends, and yet still following the “Lasso Way” of not making too big of a deal about awards, so here goes: . Thanks. We appreciate you.
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My tolerance for dipshits is getting dangerously low. Something I really need to work on.
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I think it’s probably because they believe in science, wear masks, quarantine and listen to doctors. Just spitballing.
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I truly think that if some virus had already killed 200,000 lovable family dogs in our country everyone would be going nuts. Especially if it were preventable. Even if most of them were older.
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Episode 210 of #TedLasso comes out EARLY tonight at 9:00 pm EST. It is written by mega-talent @janembecker and is my absolute favorite one (until next week).
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Guys, I haven't been able to find or contact @zachbraff since he posted this. Seriously worried.
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Truly love #TedLasso 2nd episode this week. Jason and the whole team crushed it. Psyched for people to see the #Shrinking finale, too. Feeling lucky and grateful. TV!!.
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For those who nicely asked: The basic #TedLasso jersey and other merch will launch in a week or so at the “Ted Lasso” shop on WB shop e-comm. Proper/professional level kits will be available at retailers in September. More updates coming when they tell me more.
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Feel like the social media break was worth it. Did some soul searching. Grew as a person. Ate a sandwich. Good to be back.
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If @zachbraff delivers ROWDY back to me - unharmed (Zach did steal him) - I will gladly finish shooting out Dr. Acula movie w @donald_faison.
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If you watched the first two eps of #Shrinking, thanks from all of us. If you didn’t - we’re still cool. Hope everyone’s good.
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It’s steak night. Gonna eat it right. Steak is such a treat….
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#TedLasso EP 208 written by rock star @TheJamieLee is out there causing a lot of big feelings. TV!! I remain a fan first, as always. I’m super proud to be a part of this team, and everyone’s work. This truly is my favorite episode (until next week, you know how it goes).
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This is my new favorite Twitter exchange due to mix of comedy and relevance. Will definitely make top 5 all time.
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It serves @zachbraff and @donald_faison right that I am the breakout star of their podcast. #A-5-6-7–8.
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I’m admittedly biased, but I miss not having a new Friday episode of #tedlasso to watch with my family. Was so fun. Thanks again to everyone who checked it out. If you haven’t - you can binge it now. That’s what the super-hip young people seem to like. I’m super-hip.
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Thursday, I am indeed going to steak night. I’m going to eat it right. Steak is such a treat. It is the world’s best meat.
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I’m married to someone who often says “nobody can make me do anything”, so that’s fun. Lovely to see our children picking it up.
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@LewisForMN Yeah, definitely shouldn’t be a park ranger, animal control, or zoo personnel. Should be cops in a tank.
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Everyone who checked out #Shrinking already - thanks, truly. Same goes for those who are eventually planning to watch. (Those who aren’t interested - that’s also fine, do your thing 😀.) we are very proud of it @jasonsegel @brettgoldstein.
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I wanted to post one of the GIFs they sent me from #Shrinking but I don’t know how. Hope you dig this week’s show. It (and #TedLasso being back!) makes me feel like this:
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There is no proof that masks save lives and keep a large % of people safe except for science, other more successful countries, and medicine which doesn’t count because it’s part of science. I just don’t believe in being forced to wear something by my gov’t because seatbelts.
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My #TedLasso tweet on premiere night. Huge congrats to Showrunner @jasonsudeikis, co-creators @brendanhunting @joekellyjk47, an amazing writing staff, crew, and cast who all got together and simultaneously decided to crush. Go Richmond!.
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Feeling very grateful. Thanks to everyone who still watches stuff.
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Tonight at 9:00 pm Pacific, 12:00 EST, my favorite Ep of #TedLasso (until the next one). Written by my good friend @brettgoldstein (can’t say “best” friend or it goes to his head). He crushed it.
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You know how most every doctor and scientist says that if everyone just wore a mask for a month, we’d get through this? We could all just do it to prove that they are all wrong. That would totally show them.
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Until someone called “action” Sammy always had that smile. Great to see all the love he’s getting. Sending that same energy to his wife and son.
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It is my friend Harrison’s 81st birthday. He does not have social media. When I call him, he won’t be attached to his cell phone, so we won’t tall. When I eventually see him he will want to talk about other things. This is merely proof I remembered. #Shrinking.
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Hey, all nice people. Seeing #SCRUBS on TV again has made me truly happy and grateful. Thanks for the kind words. Thanks @ComedyCentral.
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Hey - Twitter is mostly a site dedicated to polite discourse and changing people’s minds about politics. Still, I want to thank everyone who supported #TedLasso as well as an insanely great cast and crew. we are all grateful to get to do this show for another year. So fun.
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Giant thanks to everyone who checked out #Shrinking over the weekend. We are truly grateful. I’m lucky I get to do this. TV is fun.
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So having kids and raising them is a good idea and rewarding? That’s the premise?.
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In Austin Texas with @zachbraff @sarahchalke @donald_faison @itisIjudyreyes @JohnCMcGinley and Neil Flynn reliving old #SCRUBS days. Pretty fun.
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HERE’s another link if you can’t see the first one. Hope everyone is doing great. ‘Scrubs' Clip Goes Viral Amidst Coronavirus Social Distancing
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To the people checking out Episode 4 of #Shrinking: Thanks. And if you didn’t check it out, that’s also cool. Both cool. Watching cooler, but not watching, still cool. I’m obviously crazy bored.
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I find this cool and you can’t change my mind. Thanks @jaketapper from the whole squad. #TedLasso.
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@SheaSerrano @arturodraws Guys - for real, ordered mine this morning. I’m so flattered and jazzed. If there’s anything I can do to help, let me know. Hope I see you both in Austin for a beer or three.
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In London. Working. Grateful for the people and the chance to work. Pretty cool. Might even try to be funny tomorrow. Setting the bar low.
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