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Real Estate Broker (Compass / Santa Monica) Television (Scrubs - The Todd) Education (Columbia University)

Santa Monica CA
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Robert Maschio
5 years
Simpler times, happier days, the kindest man I ever met. Easy going Sam, Rest In Peace. #RIPSamLloyd
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2 years
The Todd would pay for Twitter Blue… #TwitterBlue
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5 years
Last Day Season 8. #scrubs #RIPSamLloyd
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Robert Maschio
2 years
If Dr. Oz gets elected to the Senate, The Todd will run for President. And I will win… #hammockup #letsgo.
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Robert Maschio
2 years
Network TV destroyed itself when it opted for single run, lower budget, reality tv shows, rather then continuing the tradition of real story telling, with character driven shows, that people would return to watch over and over again, like family. #SAGAFTRAstrike
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Robert Maschio
11 months
Possibly my favorite post Scrubs moment:
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Robert Maschio
4 years
11 years ago today, the last episode of Scrubs aired. and yet, somehow, the Todd lives on. 🖐🏼🖐🏾🖐 Thank you-5.
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5 years
Last Guy’s Night Out, a few months ago, should have done more of these. #ripsamlloyd
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3 years
2 of the good guys. 🖐🏼
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4 years
. Last Day on set, with MVP John C. McGinley.
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2 years
Found an old picture you might like…
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Robert Maschio
3 years
Scrubs premiered 20 years ago today…you’re old too. #scrubs20yearanniversary
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2 years
Throwback. Scrubs fans will like this one.🖐🏼
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Robert Maschio
4 years
20 year anniversary of Scrubs premiere is October 2nd, 2021. This still is from the pilot episode.
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Robert Maschio
4 years
5 years ago: Good times Down Under with Sam Lloyd. Pure joy.
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Robert Maschio
3 years
So happy for @vdoozer Emmy for Best Comedy! He’s been creating comedy, running shows & crushing it for over 25 years. #TedLasso
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3 years
Folks @VDOOZER ‘s Birthday is today, he won’t admit to it, or tell you, but it is today! He is almost as old as me. 🖐🏼.
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Robert Maschio
2 years
Also not a big Crudite guy….
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Robert Maschio
4 years
The big 54, August 25th. Feeling good.
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Robert Maschio
1 year
RIP Matthew Perry. You brought so much laughter, so much happiness, to so many people. Bless you…you brilliant, tortured soul.
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Robert Maschio
2 years
The only guns you’ll ever need, and you actually have to work hard to get them. #NRA
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Robert Maschio
5 years
Scrubs Pilot Episode. The sleeves got shorter, the guns got bigger over the years. #scrubs #throwback #nostalgia5
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Robert Maschio
3 years
“The Todd appreciates hot regardless of gender…”
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Robert Maschio
5 years
Youthful. Donald, Bill, Rob, Judy. #scrubs #throwback #season1 How old were you back then. ?
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Robert Maschio
1 year
A couple of Big Dogs…🖐🏼.
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Robert Maschio
5 years
Easy on the eyes. #scrubs #throwback
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Robert Maschio
5 years
With Tom Cavanagh, salt of the earth & baby blue eyes! #scrubs #quarantinelife #stayhome #wearamask😷
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2 years
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5 years
Funniest Actor I ever worked with? #scrubs #quarantinelife #stayhome #socialdistancing #wearamask
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5 years
The one who got away. never had a chance! #scrubs #stayhome #quarantinelife
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9 years
Ran into Ken Jenkins last night, he's better than ever. #drkelso #scrubs #thetodd #bigheart http://t.co/0QJRFENyVp.
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Robert Maschio
7 years
Twitter Five to my 7 remaining Scrubs fans. #NationalHighFiveDay #thetodd
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Robert Maschio
4 years
The Miracle Five. 🖐🏼.
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Robert Maschio
3 years
Who doesn’t?!!
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4 years
The Todd appreciates hot regardless of gender. #scrubs
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Robert Maschio
4 years
And comedy legend Donald Faison.
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Robert Maschio
4 years
“The Todd has been invited” Tomorrow on the #fakedoctorsrealfriends podcast! And for the full story of the Banana Hammock read here:
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Robert Maschio
3 years
Dum, da, da, dum, da, da, dum da, da Shiny Scalpel…
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Robert Maschio
4 years
Everybody was Kung Fu Fighting! (Favorite scene I ever shot on Scrubs - with Big D, Donald Faison!!). 🖐🏼
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3 years
Self-5 for 55…clear skies ahead.
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Robert Maschio
4 years
Finally ready to go outside & stand up for myself. You know what else stands up for itself? Vaccination-5! #scrubs #thetodd #vaccinated
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Robert Maschio
4 years
To whom it may concern @CNN @CNNPolitics @cnnbrk since you are routinely inviting @PeterNavarro45 to share his *expertise on medications to treat #COVID19, I am available to do the same. #Hydroxychloroquine #MaskUp #Hammockup
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Robert Maschio
5 years
With the MVP, Johnny C McGinley. Last day of shooting “Season 9.” #scrubs #quarantinelife #stayhome #socialdistancing
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Robert Maschio
3 years
Also thinking about running for Senate. Who’s with me? #DRPhil #DROz #DrPepper #DrTodd
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Robert Maschio
4 years
This will always be one of my favorite pictures, of some of my favorite people, from my Scrubs years…. #bahamasepisode
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2 years
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1 year
Except on Valentine’s Day…
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5 years
Stressful times. Just Hammock up & jump in. #scrubs #throwback #bahamasepisode
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3 years
Throwback.
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5 years
Bahamas Episode w/ Bill, Sam, Neil, me & a local gentleman whose name I forget. #scrubs #tbt
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4 years
Apparently mild symptoms of Covid-19 include: arrogance, ignorance, misogyny, racism, xenophobia, compulsive lying, narcissistic personality disorder, Birther-ism, delusions of grandeur, lack of business acumen, money laundering, treason, adultery & a tiny, non functioning penis.
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Robert Maschio
2 years
JD Risky Business fantasy still makes me laugh Jay.🖐🏼.
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Robert Maschio
4 years
“Oh Ms. Pac-Man I will sex that Bow right off your head. ” #scrubs #thetodd #fakedoctorsrealfriends
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5 years
Rock a mask! Then you can “go outside & stand up for yourself. You know what else stands up for itself?” #MaskUp #HammockUp #washyourhands #socialdistancing #handsanitizer
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4 years
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3 years
Didn’t hurt…
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5 years
Getting ready to dust off the Banana Hammock, Scrub in & let the Magic happen. 🖐🏼.
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4 years
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6 years
Happy to do a crash cameo at Scrubs Reunion last night. ❤️five.
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Robert Maschio
4 years
Giving the Evil Eye.
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5 years
Bobblehead Ted & Todd. Collector’s Items. #scrubs #tbt
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Robert Maschio
2 years
Who among us hasn’t taken something from work, with plans to monetize it at a later date? I sold off a dozen Extra Medium Banana Hammocks from Scrubs, some partially used, but all fully declassified.
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5 years
On the way to the Dodger game, to sit behind home plate, with all the other “cut out fans.” Do I enhance your enjoyment of the game? I’m hearing fake crowd cheers! #dodgercutout #dodgersnation #dodgersgiants #Dodgers
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5 years
“I’d like to double her entendre.” #scrubs
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Robert Maschio
4 years
Fully Vaxxed, Hammocked Up & ready to go Bonefishing in all new watering holes! Who’s with me? Come on! #vaxxed💉 #bonefishing
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Robert Maschio
3 years
Here comes the big dog…
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5 years
Goofy guy with future EGOT winner, Zach Braff. Season 8. #scrubs #quarantinelife #stayhome #socialdistancing #wearamask
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Robert Maschio
3 years
“We all have our parts to play…”
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2 years
Old School. Mental-5…🖐🏼
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3 years
With my parents, Patricia & Michael Maschio, both 81 & doing well. ❤️ #syosset #longisland
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Robert Maschio
3 years
Hammock up & Boost it-5!
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1 year
“Welcome to the Team-5!l.The Todd, Scrubs.
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2 years
Visiting Mom & Dad on Long Island this week. 82 years old & doing well.
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3 years
Elon, Big Dog, @elonmusk whatever you do, please don’t ban this. I freely offer it to all the people. Let there be Banana Hammocks everywhere! 🖐🏼#scrubs #thetodd #FreeSpeech #bananahammock
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Robert Maschio
4 years
Gotta go, Booby Horn.
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3 years
It is not the responsibility of only Democrats to uphold the rule of law, it is the responsibility of all of Congress. Republicans no longer believe in and barely participate in Democracy, instead they seek to overturn it.
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2 years
Banana Hammock Sold Separately…🖐🏼.
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3 years
Piece of S-hit. And anybody who supports him. Anybody.
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5 years
Anything to defeat Hillary, who made Putin feel tiny. You POS. #JillSteinIsARussianAsset
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Robert Maschio
8 years
Found this in my file cabinet. Scrubs Fans would like. Frankenstein, Angry Villagers & Bill Lawrence. @VDOOZER @zachbraff
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3 years
“Who wants to touch my giant green balls?”
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4 years
Low tide. 8 mile run. Mask on. I’m not getting this virus & I’m not letting the stress, sadness & anxiety of it beat me. Run with me! Let’s go! Fight back!
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Robert Maschio
10 months
It was the Todd. #Eclipse2024
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Robert Maschio
5 years
Hola K-Dog. Take us to Mexico! #scrubs #thetodd #FakeDoctorsRealFriends
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2 years
Best Super Bowl Commercial! Zach, Donald & John Travolta! #SuperBowl.
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Robert Maschio
3 years
Ivan was young, he was strong & he worked tirelessly. He was skilled & competent & kind. He renovated my whole house. He caught Covid & died in 2 weeks…he couldn’t fight it off. Get vaccinated, for yourself, for your family, for your community. Heartbreaking. RIP.
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5 years
“There’s only rule if you stay at El Casa de Todd, you got to hammock up.” #bananahammock.
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3 years
Everyone is replaceable. 😇 …except the Big Dog-🖐🏼!.
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4 years
Yes fire #DrFauci already, the Todd has your back big dog! @realDonaldTrump You’ll really like me too, I’m impressive in the shower, you know Dong wise! I’m a doctor, like #RandPaul & #bencarson your favorite black person!
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6 years
I’ve always said Scrubs fans are a little bit better than everyone else, let’s show it now for Sam.
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3 years
“Can you make her eat a banana? It isn’t interactive Todd.” #scrubs #fakedoctorsrealfriends
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4 years
Election-🖐🏼 behind clipboard.
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9 months
Is this still Twitter? I’m still here…
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Robert Maschio
4 years
Better then or better now. ?
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2 years
Happy Summer Friday - take it all in Ladies, admire it from a far my Dudes, it’s all good. #hammockup
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Robert Maschio
5 years
Scrubs Fans, you’re just a little bit better than everyone else. #maskup #hammockup #stayalive #Scrubs #thetodd
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Robert Maschio
2 years
And here you go, Sam & Neil as well…
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4 years
“Playa, check it. ”
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4 years
I love doing these Cameos. Link in my bio. 🖐🏼 #cameo @cameo
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3 years
Cheer Up-5!
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