@ulxma
Whether child lied to get her favorite cereal, or daddy forgot the cereal; shouldn’t the real question be, “why are you punishing anyone for cereal that probably finished in less than a month”?
Is wickedness oxygen to some people?
😭 Tacha walked majestically, so that Erica could fly. Erica flew, so that Beauty could teleport! 💀
2 weeks. New record
#BeautyTukura
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#bbnaija
#BBNaija
@ulxma
You speak to 10 females, and 8 out of 10 has been harassed one way or the other while growing up… it’s so annoying and disgusting. And the crazy thing is that Nigerian men don’t see anything wrong in what they do.
How do we change this, or how do we make things better in this
@CHISOMB12
@Naija_PR
Im not supporting cyber crime; but apparently, in Nigeria, internet fraud is a more heinous crime than kidnapping, murder, and actual armed robbery.
@adajee_
@jerrymayah
Lmao. Whoever said this? You guys are the ones forcing it on yourselves that it’s not acting. Those paying to go and sit down to watch it, know it acting, and are happy with that, because it’s a joy to watch for them.
You no dey watch movie?
@Postsubman
I was still having this convo with someone yesterday, about good parenting. This is one simple example, the girl was not “scared” to tell her mom about the man.
Allow your children see you as a friend, not as one person they should fear from afar. They’ll always come to you
Broooooo! Chomzy, Eloswag and Doyin are so going to cry when they eventually find out that they’ve been deceived by Big brother 😭
More heartbreak than if they were actually allowed to go home today. Cos it’s the hope that kills
#BBNajia
@funke_adewuyi
My biggest issue with religious people, is that they’re the least accommodative people when it comes to beliefs and norms that contradict theirs… but they always want to practice their religion and beliefs in public, in front of everyone’s faces.
@_AsiwajuLerry
@NaFreshDeyTrend
All these Ibadan boys no dey ever gree get sense 😭
Someone won, instead of you to congratulate her; you’re trying your best to throw jabs at the runner up. Lol 😂
@Honey_crowns
@ToyosiGodwin
You either my father, or you’re not my father. It’s one of the two.
So which one is force again?
You shouldn’t have brought me to life if you weren’t going to accept the father status.
@hiamdrany
@clarabellesnake
Let me explain to you. He’s a man, that wants to be identified as a woman, all the while being a lesbian; so he/she can have sex with other women; in the guise that he’s a non-binary trans???
See, even I am confused
@wickedsous
This is exactly what I’ve tweeted multiple times. People have been through so much trauma and bad parenting, and now think it’s okay to pass it on to their own children… just because they think they turned out okay. They don’t even realize it’s bad parenting
@omokaaroojire
Why will anybody say this doesn’t make sense. Remain small make I vex for you sef wey dey ask this question.
Dance gives too much happiness man. It’s too therapeutic 🥹
@Falilatt_
@the_watchplug
I watched a programmer yesterday, and the pastor was telling the women; “your husbands are cheating, because you’re not praying enough”.
See mad gaslighting!
@Badmus_Uthmaan
@AliyuAlhassan06
Lmao! It’s a simple biological situation. A temporary miscommunication between your brain and your body as to whether you’re really awake.
Improved sleeping habits will help control it
@EtuboLion
@peng_writer
People just defend everything on here. When MIL don dey slap DIL on wedding day… what’s to say she won’t live a whole life of beatings with the husband himself
@FolasadeOlukoju
@General_qlord
I mean… breaking up with someone because she genuinely cares about you?
Why do the intentional ones always end up with people like this? 🤦🏾♂️
@lanrrrre
@coldboyyyy
@BidemiSZN
Lol. Start from the beginning and give points. You’d know who won.
Having a life expectancy of 30 ❌
Relying on £1 a month ❌
Homeless man richer than a millionaire ❌
Best footwear is a pair of sandals ❌
I don’t know about you, but I felt the black guy had valid points
@Sir_Adeeyy
@GinjarTV
She might have lacked a few communication skills, which is arguable, because she’s the customer who’s in a hurry. However, the driver has no iota of communication skill, and customer relation whatsoever. None! He’s worse, and he’s more mannerless than she’ll ever be.
Avatar after 100 years, came back.
Jesus after 2000+ years and counting, is still gone.
If you were Katara, who would you really think would truly save the world?
@lifeofdoxa
That Prince sef na wicked boy. Why you go wan use 700k car, collect 2.5 million naira loan. No wonder they gave him prayer point sheet 😂😂 cos na only prayer fit help am
@MarianNumber
@PereEgbi
I’ve seen you under multiple tweets, just trying so hard to spread hate for this Bryann guy?
What did such an unproblematic person do to you exactly?
If religion can do this to your life - Great! I’m all for that, and I’m happy for you.
But all you needed in the first place, was basically just self-discipline and direction in your life.
So
@_theladymo
tweeted something recently, saying you’re killing yourself by pretending you’re okay. Here’s me trying to do something different; even though I know I don’t have a lot of cred on this app, and no one really engages my tweets. 1/5
@chidisteph_
The spectators all stood there, like they don’t even understand what they’re watching. I would have gone totally bonkers if I was in that crowd 😨🙌🏽
@LanboRichie
@AnnangQueen
@myHoodies_onYou
Don’t worry my bro 😎 your babe go pin another man pregnancy on you. Then after like 18 years of proper care and love shown to the kid, the real father will come and claim the child. 🤝
@Mrbankstips
All I know is that, I won’t be one of the numerous Nigerians, sleeping and waking up in church, praying to a God to stop the asteroid.
I’ll definitely live my life to the fullest, and recklessly at that; cos we’re all dying in 3 months time anyway
@UPYOURARSENAL04
Wow! This is what you tell people, and they are proud of being on the bench, as long as the team is doing fine. All patiently waiting for their turn to impact the game off the bench.
Revolutionary 🔥
@Favournofa
Not believing in god is a greater sin than any other thing they could be doing. You’ll literally see yahoo boys who’s main source of income is destroying other people’s lives; telling you “how you no go believe say God dey?”.
@Pubgfanatic1
@ulxma
Dude you’re talking rubbish. They were hoes when they were children?
This is exactly what someone who harassed girls while growing up, would say.
@unclemuyiwa
@sydney_talker
😂 this is evil and funny at the same time. You pray he was actually beaten up 😭 instead of praying that it’s a false story 😂💔
Make dem sha
#EndSARS
@onyekanwelue
Lol… I don’t normally do this; but YES, I can get behind this.
Saying dreads make men look dirty, is just trash talk.
There are dirty men on low cuts, and there are classy looking men on dreads. Stop policing how people choose to look. Focus on the wig on your head
@advtomiwa
Somehow, I know the tweet you’re talking about; but immediately I read “you’ve successfully wasted 11 months…” I stopped reading. I’m way past letting anything f**k with my mental health. I don pass that stage - I know say I dey try
@maintishe
…and here I am, telling all my younger cousins to call me my name. Respect is not in “adding aunty or uncle to your name”. When you respect yourself, and those around you; you’ll command respect without asking for it.
My 2 piece ☮️
@Mrbankstips
A lot of you didn’t even get the message in the short film, it’s just the humor you’re interested in.
We as humans need to look beyond our selfish gains. We need to open up our minds to the possibility of a better future. We should always be ready to accept each other.
@Ss50054
I was begging for him to be taken off at midweek. Mikel made sure to use him for the full 90, and then used him for another 89 minutes today!
Man needs rest please 😩🙏🏾
@Htdot1
@DanielRegha
@Babygabriela
…actually, twitter regards comments with more characters highest. Also, comments that have pictures or videos attached to them will also be placed at the top.
The algorithm feels those are the most meaningful comments
@BigBadReni
The first part is eliminating that feeling that “whatever you’re doing is a sin”. There’s this cultural burden of guilt that has been instilled in us from infancy, just so we can’t enjoy the littlest things of life. You need to consciously get rid of that.