Attah Akor
@attah_akor
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Joined July 2021
Chemistry too smooth we thought they were twins.
Show me two actors with insane chemistry.
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The cleaners of the Qatar stadia hearing japan is out of the world cup:
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He's taking the the car for service π.
just saw my mechanic and his whole family going to church in my car.
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- Yar'adua regime.- Goodluck regime .- Buhari regime .- Tinubu regime
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Her side guy:
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Elon musk think say we go call twitter "X" make e go ask Nepa
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"World war 3 is going to be a Nuclear war ". People from extended family:
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Finals south Africa can't play. Rand this tears up !!.
Dreams nairas can't buy.
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My child at his PPA after convocating from the 600k per term crechΓ©
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Her bluetooth connects when random cars pass by . Look between I and P on your keyboard.
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Nobody:. Lori Harvey:
Lori Harvey and Damson Idris have broken up after one year of dating:. βWe part ways remaining friends with nothing but love and respect for each other and the time we shared together.β
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We dey do 2.5GB with N600 while some people dey do 10GB for N800 and them dey hide this update
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POV: the Olympics . Nigerian won Oh for another .Medal country
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Police man: "that your friend wey we catch you with, which tribe he be?". Guy: " Na igbo". PM: "write am there say we catch you with Igbo "
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Nobody . Daniel in the Lions den :
Imagine bible characters were Nigerians π.
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2014, you had to be there
π£ Define βINFLUENCEβ.
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"Oyeke, da mo π₯Ύ".
If you're Offered $1,000,000 to Step on this Cute Puppy, Would you do it??? π₯Ί
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We dey go Semi final, Ghana dey watch with 24hrs electricity. We dey go hard, them dey go Ohms.
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This food wey Liverpool dey cook too hot, e dey Bournemouth.
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When your parents are lecturing about abstinence but you attended their wedding:
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I don't know if you know what that emoji is used for but Amen regardless.
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E get the kind money wey your fellow guy go give you, you go start catch feelings.
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Just cancel the Naira and make Rice the official currency.
JUST IN: First Lady, Oluremi Tinubu, has distributed over 1,200 25kg bags of rice to the less privileged women in Anambra State to reduce the effects of economic hardship in the country.
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Did we make it? No we didn't
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Me resuming with 100 level clothes
I understand the economic crisis but resuming with last semesterβs clothes???.
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Me: "I'm a chosen , who are you?!. Kidnapper: "that's why we chose you"
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Na blaqbonez drop sex over love, na oxlade dey shoot video for the songs.
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Even T-pain took a break from torturing Nigerians to post his babe around 12am on her birthday. If you like, settle for less.
My Dearest Oluremi,. On this beautiful day, as we celebrate your 64th birthday, my heart is full of gratitude and love for the incredible woman you are. Since we began this journey together, you have been my rock, confidante, greatest supporter, and the love of my life. Every
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People wey get iPhone X no need to upgrade to iPhone 14 cus for maths X can be any number.
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Ruger for deck that girl Left eye, make she self begin use eye patch too.
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Tecno: "folake gimme love oh".BNXN: "folake for the night o". Moral: One man's crush is another man's one night stand.
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Tech bro sef don open Sporty account. One way or the other Code must pay.
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Her : "I was christian". Me: "oh, why did you convert?". Her: "who's talking about religion?". Me:
How dark is your dark humour? Quote this with a dark joke π.
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Country economy wey good, na the cloud you go use know.
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People wey suppose represent us for Olympic gymnastics dey use their skills do "Up and grateful, oh Lord" for TikTok.
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I can still remember the numbers 5, 4, 1 and 500 tho. They remain VIVID in my memory.
Some of you can't remember Roman numerals π₯Ί.
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Day 49 of ASUU strike:. Took a thermometer to my unmarried neighbor's house to check his temperature just so I could get a bachelor's degree.
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30BG is saying Davido is innocent but that's also 2Baba's name:
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Betting with South Korean currency is crazy cuz how are you losing with a Won.
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Person wey never born before dey mock person wey don born because she get miscarriage the second time.
Are we clearrr now!!!???π€£π€£ Point proven yeees!!!??ππ.
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Even people earning Peanuts can't afford Peanuts.
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I like as na Kendrick Lamar vs Wizkid now. Finally, Wizkid in a conversation with people in his own league.
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In abroad, they go to the beach during summer. In Lagos the beach comes to you.
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Phyna and Davido in a nutshell:
Thank you love β€οΈ but I actually donβt know who you are . and it was an honest mistake . no vex .
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Fuel don cost na we be the vehicle now.
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How the fcuk does Shallipopi own a 180 million Naira watch ???? WTF!!! ππ.
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Chicken republic rn:
"Make everybody dey their dey, we no dey come back Nigeria" β Happie boys
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This could be us but you have 18 friends that can't foot their bills.
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"brown skin girl challenge in 2019". "Chocolate and Caramel oou wee in 2024" . People that bleached in 2014:
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If ASAP rocky mistakenly slip like this, He no go believe wetin him eyes go see for this internet.
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The sex robot when it receives it first billing from Naija babes
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No Talent or inheritance but you can't do 9-5 . Better go dust wetin dey between X and B on your keyboard.
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Ironic because it actually now you people are beginning to see the Light.
Pray for the NORTH. We are in darkness. πππππππππ.
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Celebrities self dey complain about heat. What happened to your Fans?
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Ass wey dey make life hard for Nigerians, Asiwaju.
Ass wey fit kill person. Assassin.
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I'm sorry but some of you look your worst on your birthday because of this make up thing π.
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Nobody:. Young John to Uloma :.
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Nobody:. Dollar: lost my old account at 1.9k, get me to 2k π.
Thu 25 Apr, 2024 β’ 11:00 AM. π΅ 1 USD β β¦1,360.415.π· 1 GBP β β¦1,654.688.πΆ 1 EUR β β¦1,441.102.πΆ 1 CAD β β¦980.034.v1.2.1.
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Not Kizz Daniel going from being underrated to Under arrest π.
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He don give am wetin he go use give us the final blow.
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