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Abuja. Port Harcourt
Joined January 2020
Not having sex because there's no one to have sex with is not celibacy.
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As an NYSC corper in a strange land. I pity you. State won't pay, PPA won't pay, you are receiving 33k. You'll rent house, buy foodstuff, charge phone, pay TP. Inside 33k??????.
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Who else grew up thinking that Satan lived underground??.
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Knacking from the back is the best way to make a remote work properly 😤.
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You are shameless if they can use food and snatch you. Ordinary food???.
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I’ll cook for you by 5am, if you will do that thing for me by 3am.
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Explanation: Not eating food because there’s no food to eat is not fasting.
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Hi, 5'8 (and half🤭)
Tall people thread?. Let’s have it🫣.
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What's the most expensive thing you own at the moment?. Mine is my phone.
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Do you still know your Mean, Median and Mode? . No lie o 😐.
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What is that food in your house that can never last no matter the quantity?.
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Basketball is more fun than Football. But we're not ready for that conversation 🥱🥱.
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Pick one to save your life:. Solving maths or writing an essay.
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@the_beardedsina Haven’t done any of this but I don’t think it’s a spending problem. People are just looking for different sources of income.
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Dear Abuja women,. You are finding it difficult to find love in Abuja not because you are not beautiful but because 70% of Abuja men don’t like women.
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@lovedoveclarke Ovulation gives this pre birthday vibes like “wtf am I doing with my life?!?!”.
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At this point, can you handle the responsibility of being a parent????.
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I have 10k. How much should I add to get the phone you're using right now?.
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@jangeffinwalk You are not a weakling. Far from it. He’s the one in the wrong. I hope you heal from this 🙏🏿.
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@47kasz I’ll say it over and over again. People are their tweets!.I’ll judge you by your tweet!.
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Football is back again. So this is how I'll lose this man's attention again? 🥺🥺.
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I'm afraidto fight in public cause what if they choke me and I cum???.
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@Joyhenderson78 Dentist recommend brushing twice a day. How in heavens that the exterior part of you that comes across germs everyday don't get recommended for that??.
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As a child, what plagued you -. Measles or chicken pox?.
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@puffypearl Are you sure the driver is not aware of what transpired?.Because how did he escape with the bus??????.
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Wait for the end and put on your speakers 😂😂. Moral of the story - No do pass yourself!
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Dating an orphan >>>>>. No letterhead wahala. No family issues.
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@PopBase This is not a flex. You put your team at risk including your fans too. There's no way you could have been hundred percent careful.
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How old were you when you drank your first alcohol? 🙃.
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@Iamivy05 I don’t agree that being blunt is you being rude. I’m stating my perspective and if it hurts you, that’s on you. It’s just how I see it except I state it rudely. Both are two different things.
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If he's not Nigerian 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩 🚩🚩. Some argument requires Pidgin English please.
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I'm so calm, for somebody whose wedding is a few hours from now 🤭.
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Battle Of The Hip Hop Classics. 1. Nelly & Kelly - Dilemma.2. Jojo & Bow Wow - Baby, It's You.3. Busta Rhymes & Mariah Carey - Baby, If You Give It To Me.4. JaRule & Ashanti - Always On Time. Which Was Your Favourite?
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So we take beautiful pictures that will one day be used for our obituary?? 💔💔.
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I boil my egg for 30-40 minutes 🙈. How long do you boil yours?.
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@Morris_Monye That’s the issue. They forget this is the internet and anything can get anywhere, into any authority as well.
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Do you know:. Humans pee and poo.That's why they're called People ‼️.
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So the reason why we put the ring on the left hand is because marriage is not right??.
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@pauladefarasin Have you made a tweet about the children who lost their lives in Nigeria? No, it is the attempt in America that you jumped into.
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Virginity is like a bubble. One prick and it's all gone 😪.
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