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@TopGyaru Thanks to dark mode and the UI of this app for 2 seconds I genuinely thought you're the one who was about to jump because your emoji isn't shown when the photo is enlarged
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@spectacularm7md @TheNCSmaster Helldivers is also gun but it's the fun kind of gun, thankfully.
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@fushiroyama 一度やられたことがあります。奴らは６０℃以上の熱に弱いので、対処方法としてはまず衣類やシーツなどを全部乾燥機に入れます。乾燥機NGな服・枕・マットレスは衣類スチーマーで万遍なく処理します。あとはフレームなどに潜んでいないか確認する. かなりしつこいので最悪な場合は捨てるしかないけどね.
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@nhk_news 香港人なんですが.この人、行政長官になるまで少なくとも二、三回は「延期」という手口で香港人を負かしたことがあります。長期戦にもつれ込むことによって相手の勢いを殺し、そして最後は警戒を解き始める人々にトドメを刺すという。本命は再来週か来月かも知れませんが、とにかく油断は禁物です.
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@JPT_Struggles Important bit missing: the "and more" is actually "cancer". Some guy claimed to have found a better way to masturbate by pressing this lump on his crotch, which of course was actually a tumor related to his prostate. Everything was removed in the end.
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@McClenaghanRhys I think the cardboard beds are chosen because they are.1. eco-friendly.2. cost efficient.3. easy to make a lot of.4. durable. During a time of distress such as when an earthquake or tsunami hit, these beds will become valuable commodity and Japan is showing this off.
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@SYACVG The guy got past the hiring manager and the team lead, I'd say he himself is everything but average. Still, he understood where he needed to be so I think it's actually a good step forward for him.
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@izukuthinker Jeez he can make it just by drawing for light novels let alone one of the all the best manga series.
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@belakibel The Bocchi stage play is fantastic because the cast is just perfect. They're real musicians themselves so there's no need to fake playing, it's a real stage play and a real band show in one.
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@ASUS_ZenBlog どう考えてもyyyyMMddが優勝.エクセルもこれなら絶対日付入力絶対間違えないし.ISO8601にコンバートする時も超絶便利. 世界はISO8601のもとに集うべき.ほかは滅んでくれ.
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@TigerCA123 Fox Engine. I find things to be more pleasing to look at in MGSV than other current-gen games despite them having more detail and graphical fidelity (MGSV started out as a PS3-era game like GTAV, mind you). Had Konami not shit-canned everything gaming-related…
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@bigmoodenergy At this rate my mouse will have an ai button, my keyboard will have one, then one for my monitor, my PC case, a floating icon on my desktop etc., but they all use different services. Wait that sounds kinda familiar.
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@The_Salt_Exarch @thatfoureyedone It's actually "you have us" in the Japanese version （みんな can include or exclude the speaker depending on context, and in this case it's obviously inclusive ）. I'm gonna chalk it up to localization, or perhaps a pragmatics issue
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@canon_redy 言語学習と同じだと思うんですよ.意味不明な単語でもコンテクストがあれば推測くらいできるが、話に脈絡がないと完全にカオス. FFで言えば、「ルシ」という単語はXIIIと零式両方に使われてたけど.XIIIはそれで混沌を呼んだが、一方零式は冒頭でその言葉の使い方を確立した.言葉は見せ方が大事なのよ
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@TopGyaru To be precise, this is the mascot of just one of the bases and he's not even officially the main mascot of that base
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@DrexTheLynx @TigerCA123 Joke all you want but some day some guy in a shed will make Doom work on an inline four.
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@captaincaleb9 @junebugparadise @BurgerLover2187 I have respect for those who remember everything up to the interrogation room is recount and therefore supposed to be unreliable regardless of the drugs used.
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@TheNCSmaster Meanwhile in Japan:. 1. Mario Party Jamboree.2. DQ3 Remake.3. Mario Kart 8 DX.4. Super Mario Wonder.5. Momotaro Dentetsu.6. Animal Crossing .7. Zelda EoW.8. Minecraft .9. FF7 Rebirth.10. Powerful Pro Baseball. A healthier lineup for the mind I would say.
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@cs_deathmatch Translation for those who did get the joke:. "And of course, there are examples like Touhou プロジェクト by Zun-san.".
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@TAHK0 Beat the game? No you didn't, back to the starting line you go lmfao. -ghost n' goblins devs, 1985, probably . Seriously arcade-based games were brutal af. They want them coins so bad.
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@sioagisoluto これで思い出したんだけど.PS2で機動戦士ガンダム一年戦争というゲームのがあって、これカスタマイズ・オート照準なしのガンダムの皮をしたアーマード・コアって言えるんじゃないかな.マニュアル照準を使いビームライフルの弾道と機体の動きを予測してジオングと戦いニュータイプごっこやってたな
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@taylorcox Why are people treating it like some el cheapo mp3 player from the 2000s. I get that most people aren't audiophiles but there's a whole world of music behind streaming, wireless headphones, and .mp3 music. Dedicated players like Walkmans do make music sound so much better.
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@KUNI75540055 @BloombergJapan その香港市民の一人です。前回私たちは段階的な勝利を納めようとしてましたが、そのあとすぐ返り討ちに遭いました。そのため、街全体はもう祝いたい気分になれません。ここで終わらせたら本当に香港は一気におしまいです。なので戦いはむしろこれからなんですよ。.
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@JPT_Struggles And by everything I mean his penis and testicles so that poor sod was very limited in options in terms of masturbation after the Internet helped with the diagnosis.
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@JRUrbaneNetwork The first MTR line in Hong Kong was completed in 1979 by the Brits and has remained in operation ever since. Seriously don't tell me a major American city in 2023 can't beat a British colony in the 1980s.
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@OnTakahashi I also read that Mitsuhide let Yasuke go for some reason, which could also add to the suspense. I'm honestly pretty hyped for the story.
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@UltimaShadowX I like how in the Japanese version of the game, she initially revealed she's an "暗殺者 (ansatusha, lit. assassin)" by mistake, but quickly worked around that and corrected herself saying she's instead a "観察者 (kansatusha, lit. observer)", highlighting her good eyesight.
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@FriendlyGirlKKo As we all know high peak brightness is quintessential to high dynamic range
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@FlywheelKnot In addition to originals such as Armored Core, we had From Software Gundams, Valkyries, Arm Slaves, Overman's, Aquarion, Knightmares, and SRW machines. FS has always been big on mechs. Pretty sure we'd already have Armored Core 9 or something if not for Demon's Souls.
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@vivy_madeline JRPGs are insanely good at tackling themes like nihilism, meaning of life, etc. Xenoblade 2 also approaches this kind of like the sun social link - "someone else" will carry on the meaning for us, so it's up to us, the pink crocodile, whether we'll still be upset about that
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@nhk_news ちなみに香港の行政長官の給料はアメリカ大統領以上です。五万ドルです。香港ドルではなくアメリカン・ドルです。香港人の未来を突き出すことだけでこの給料とは本当にたまったものではありません。.
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@Maguro_Maznaga Ｉは技研(Institute)のＩ、.Ａは武器・武装(Arms, Armament, Armor)または攻撃機(Attacker)のＡ、.Ｅは掘削機(Excavator)のＥ. であってるのかな. あと番号が０９ということは技研都市を立ち上げる時いろん技術的課題を乗り越えなければならなかったかもしれない.地下空間の規模からすれば当然か.
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@BloombergJapan 香港人です。前回私たちは段階的な勝利を納めようとしてましたが、そのあとすぐ返り討ちに遭いました。そのため、私たちはもう祝う気分になれません。ここで終わらせたら本当に香港は一気におしまいなので戦いはむしろこれからなんですよ。.共産党は信用しないこと、です。.
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@dtepper85 @NaqiyNY You're right over the past 25 years of taking the train and subway every day I've been brutally murdered 14 times. Not once did I survive.
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@KZXcellent It's not every school in Japan. Back in 2012 they did a survey and only 3.8% of the 3712 public high schools had classes on Saturdays and 38% of that had no more than 3 Saturday school days. If it's a 進学校 like Shujin from P5 then it's more likely that they do this
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@Kaikuzen0 I'm sorry but reload is just infinitely better, like now that the comparison is here old design just looks like a scrawny older man with liver disease trying to look young, I know I've gone too far but I just love the new design so much😭.
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@alt_dirty あーching chongは数日前🇨🇦で普通に歩いていたら急に言われました。クソ寒い雪の夜だったのにそれを言うためだけにわざわざ車を止めて窓を全開してた.普通そこまでするのかな。発作みたいなものか？.
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@Slatzism The food looks absolutely stunning but it's so funny everybody just accepts that this is japanese food.
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@Peelyboi12344 If I may slot in an SMT design. (Satan from SMTIV, notice the same design language as Arsene and Satanael especially the legs)
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@masa_0083 しかもこれは現在進行形で進められているんだよね。街を壊してままで車線を増やしても車社会を手放さない。イーロンなんてハイパーループなんかをでっち上げて市に新規鉄道の建設をやめさせてたぐらいだし.私も北米に住んでいるが、この車依存問題はまじで害悪でしかない.
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@HelpingChads Probably lost a daughter and gained a son over the night, controversial to some but definitely moral.
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@JPT_Struggles Some more info:.1. First posted on 2ch.2. Pressing the tumor gave him a 1 in 5 chance to lose consciousness.3. Strictly speaking, it's a non-cancerous maglinant tumor.4. Guy thought everybody had the pleasure button.5. His body would become more neutral as a result of orchiectomy.
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@pageratta ・薬を飲んでいる.・週５で工場バイト.・隔離病棟.・部屋が真っ白.・異様なまでにカメラあっちこっち設置されている. これは心の病を罹患してしまって病院暮らしのパターン…と結論づけするのはまだ早いかも。気になるな.
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@etoriasan まあ時期によるがあそこは夏だと４３℃もいけちゃうから.ベガス行ったことあるけど常に水２Lを持ち歩いてた.これでも私は暑さに耐性がある方.だからプールに浸かりたい気分はめっちゃわかる.
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@OkButStill Seriously though why wouldn't you always say you are busy working remotely and that you are very serious about it, regardless of what actually happens at work.Like we shouldn't give employers any chance at all to accuse us of time theft and revoked remote work, right?.
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@FuckCarsReddit When I wanted ice cream back home, I simply walked one minute to get to the supermarket or a convenience store. Literally everybody does this. Now I live in a suburbia in Canada. I have to cross 3 streets and a 6-lane arterial road to get to the supermarket each way. It sucks.
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@aerithisbaby If translated more literally, it's "My name is not 'that girl'. This is Aigis here". You could use あの子 with non-feminine actors (less common) so "my name is not that boy/them" can also be correct.
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@KUNI75540055 @BloombergJapan いえいえ、責めている訳ではありまでんのでどうか気にしないでください！ただもっとたくさんの人たちに事情を知ってもらえればと思います。応援、感謝です。（言い方が悪かったらすみません。それでも日本語でのコメントは頑張ったつもりです）.
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@BBG17_JDSSURUGA ラスボスの前座として四天王（イージス艦を含めた護衛艦たち）と数多の手下（80機にも及ぶ航空戦力）を倒さないといけないの母さんに教わらなかったのか.フーシ派にエースコンバットの主人公がいないとまず無理、いたとしても機体がないので無理なんよ
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@Subakeye Oldest one I can think of, not necessarily brothers but they became okay with one another briefly.
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@cherribobomb If he owns the property it costs next to nothing to run that shop. Unlike America which has car dependent zoning laws you are basically free to do what you want with your property in Japan, and real estate is relatively cheap too also because of zoning and other things.
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@Xtrull88 Reminds me of this shot in Bocchi where the water bottle vibrates to the music (not a gif don't expect to see it).Animation in anime is cool AF
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@SlLENTPRINCESS The same year as when the Eiffel was opened to the public and when the states of Washington and Montana became part of the US.Time is crazy indeed.
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@CatboyWest @FuckCarsReddit You have no idea what the fuck you're talking about. As an urbanite a 45 minute bus ride gets you a selection of more than 6000 international restaurants in the vicinity where I used to live. Tokyo and Hong Kong are known to be food paradises and they're both walkable.
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@denfaminicogame 0:15でもうだめだ.壁のロゴ「Goldball Sachs」は米金融グループGoldman Sachsのパロディで.SachsはSacks （袋）と同じ発音. つまりGoldball Sachsは….
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@Okami13_ I spent 200+ hours in Ace Combat 7, which has a campaign that can be beaten in under 4 hours. If I can do that, Armored Core 6 will be way, way, way longer than 60 hours for me lmao.
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@edomonogatari Monogatari anime has left such a strong impression on me even when reading text I can still hear kamiya hiroshi's koyomin voice.
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@sara21222122 AI crap does even have a front sight and lens flare on the attachment rail is certainly an artistic choice.
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@NintendoEurope Lmao I just discovered how Japanese fans refer to Sephiroth as 'the stalker' because he follows Cloud in virtually every collab. In fact Smash had been one of the very few games in which Cloud and Sephiroth do not appear together, that is until now of course.
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@UnseenJapanSite I remember that one. One of the most popular references made at that time was certainly this iconic scene from Gundam
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@StellaNoxEclair This is like maxing out your stats to 999 in an RPG like SMT.It's never a quest to begin with and it's a balancing tool for traversing in the game world, which is why it's progressively harder to earn the rewards. I do know it sucks to ignore something when it's everywhere tho.
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@akechigoroboy It's like how Joker changes his personality and tone when using the DLC personas, for example he uses a feminine voice when using FeMC's Orpheus.
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@EccentricArm777 For those who are interested , the localization omitted the expression "Wakaba had sent out an SOS (reached out for help).". Certainly could have incorporated some of that sense of dread in the localization and worded it better lmao
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