the mean girls at my job are talking about how excited they are for EDCO. i asked them who they hope is on the lineup. they said “oh no i just go because i like the outfits”…….
i hate you all
i love weed like u mean to tell me i can smoke a pretty little plant from a pretty little blunt wrap & can get all high & silly & everything is beautiful for a little while
i broke up with my ex back in february of 2021. after our break up, i left for florida.
this is my first time back in the town we used to live in together in 2 years. i can’t stop thinking about him. my heart aches. i wonder if he’s changed. he broke me.
the amount of people who get surprised when i tell them i go out to eat by myself all the time is crazy.
GET UR ASS UP & GO TO THAT CAFE! BAR! RESTAURANT! WHATEVER IT IS THAT YOU HAVE BEEN WANTING TO TRY! JUST DO IT!
really in the mood to meet a hot & sexy raver who will treat me right & we go to every festival together & travel the world & dance under fireworks & fall in love & start a family & live happily ever after
Avoid women who go to festivals.
Theyre either on some losers table whos feeding them cocaine or in a crowd of sweaty peasants because theyre a sweaty peasant.
Endless instagram stories screaming and having "fun" to prove to the world theyre worthless.
Hard pass festihoes.
ya know that moment at music festivals where u look up & all u can see are lasers & the stars in the sky bc ur in the middle of nowhere, surrounded by ur best friends & u just think to urself “damn i’m in a k hole”
clocking in to my d*sney job is wild because 10 minutes ago i was tweeting about wanting head but now here i am pretending to like mickey mouse & dancing to the YMCA
just spilt the beans to my mom about leaving my last job & doing onlyfans…
she is so supportive i actually want to start sobbing. i thought she was gonna disown me, but instead she is completely on my side & wants the best for me. my heart is so full. ❤️
I don't subscribe to "pLuR", sorry. Peace is cool, love is stupid, unity is unrealistic and respect cannot be achieved when you dress like you don't have any for yourself.
growing up i was like “i wanna be a doctor!” “i wanna go to space!” no bitch ur gonna end up being a twitter whore named daddy bong legs who goes on benders