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baby ryan finally made an appearance this saturday morning. we did it. 🫶🏼
@_ftbryan
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lmfaoooooo- this is not a platonic compliment & yes, I sent it to her. I’m here for the girlies only. 😌
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Thank youuuu!!! YES. Men just say whatever they think a woman wants to hear. It’s disgusting.
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if one of y’all find out who he is & tell him. I swear I will die of embarrassment.
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I know- they were all photos that represented how cool I am too! a cute selfie, work photo, gym photo & one w a friend that shows I’m fun. NOTHING.
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i feel like I should just post this tweet on my main story & see if he replies to that. 🧍🏼♀️
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the prob with Scott is he never thought he would lose kourtney kardashian. Im sorry but i dont feel bad for him, he had 10 years to get it right & stop humiliating her. people don’t realize what they have until it’s gone.
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I thought I was being creative & bold w this. I’m glad to find out so many girls do this. as long as they never find out, right? 🫣😮💨
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y’all snort coke, do drugs & drink alcohol every weekend but cow milk is where u draw the line? 🥴
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It’s something I wish every woman would do tbh. we only have each other when it comes down to this kinda stuff.
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@greyseeyaa
hes always been a rlly shy guy so- I’m hoping he gets drunk this weekend & msgs me or something- ANYTHING.
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anyone else think the nipple on the gatorade make it just taste 100x better? 😭
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@ellmtz
i have my comments turned off on all selfies. Im sensitive so 1 mean comment will have me in shambles.
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not to sound pathetic to anyone but I can’t wait to experience the kind of love I give to people. the feeling of knowing ur the only one in their eyes. idk, I’m a lover girl, the streets will never be for me. 😢
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Im from AZ where if 1 girl doesn’t like u, all her little minions don’t either. 😂
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Bc what if he’s like “ew block” or even worseeeee what if he leaves me on read. 😮💨
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joe burrow swiftie tok is SO specific and I’m HERE. i love my fyp. 😂
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@EDMChandlerBing
she hasn’t seen my msg yet. she’s gorgeous too so idk what’s wrong w this man.
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tweeting about tradition roles while being unemployed & not married to the mother of ur child. what tradition is that?
Keke Palmer’s boyfriend Darius Jackson publicly shames her for outfit she wore to Usher concert.
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im sitting in my bed thinking why so many men have some type of foot fetish & it hit me it was prob bc a lot of them lost their virginity to a sock.
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I’m sure everyone is heartbroken rn. let’s stop posting Takeoff’s lifeless body tho & post the good & happy memories of him. glad I had the opportunity to experience migos perform in 2018, RIP. 💔
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If u follow this man, I immediately don’t like you. 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
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saggy tits, mom bod, cellulite, pregnancy nose- at this rate i think i’ma work rlly hard & get money to rent a womb bc i don’t wanna give up my body for a little booger.
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I’m sorry but having TRISTAN THOMPSON as the best man has me dying of laughter at my desk. 😂😂😂
Drake marries 23 women in “Falling Back” music video 🤍
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if vanessa hudgens rlly is engaged to the baseball player- all i can say is good for her. proof that times means nothings, ur boyfriend of 10 yrs might actually be keeping u from ur husband.
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me??? tired??? stressed??? exhausted??? i wanna cry??? yes.
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@Zvbear
idk why people got so mad!!! she didn’t put anyone down & was just sharing her OWN experience on her OWN twitter. 🥺
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why are you afraid to mean less to somebody you already mean nothing to?
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all the ugly men saying “shakira is hurt.” duh- 12 years & w his kids. I agree. I hope all women who get cheated on can cash in on their hurt & acknowledge their value just like her. stfu & let my girl get her coin. 💅🏼
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so um- i had my first ultrasound today. our baby has a heartbeat & little yolk sac so it’s still early but i’m rlly excited to have a baby that’s 50% bryan & 50% me. 🥹
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cleansing ur tl w these cuties bc I miss them, how long until the month of may again?
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my friend emilia once said, not everyone experiences that “fairytale romantic love” u will be ok- there’s so many other forms of love u will get to experience from from family & friends.”
i hope she knows how she changed my life w 1 sentence. 💘
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i did it- i went brunette w soft brown ends. i don’t feel like myself but my hair is super soft. ✨
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am i the only hopeless romantic that gets so excited to go anywhere bc I think I’m going to meet the love of my life? being single does this to me, lmfao.
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good morning to everyone except people with ugly hearts. ☀️
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are u gonna return all day breakfast or are u gonna be weird about it?
are u gonna let me order a Filet-O-Fish or are u gonna be weird about it
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this is how we know we’re irl hunger games. rich people are dressing ridiculously stupid like this while normal people are fighting for eggs, butter & gas prices.
this video is so funny. doja cat completely red and covered in glitter. the fucking elevator music. kylie jenner has a giant lion head on her lap for some fucking reason
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my 2022 goal is to treat my job like my side hustle & my lifestyle like my main career.
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when someone wants to gatekeep clothing i just comment "it's from shein" & the person will come at me like "NO IT'S FROM-" & bam i got my answer. 🤭
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the biggest scam in history is men telling woman that we are the more "emotional gender" bc men rebranded anger as "not an emotion"
- sir ur punching the wall when ur sports team loses. idk.
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my fever is still high but I refuse to look gross at the ER.
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@RubenLIVE
yes, thank u. if u wanna act single, just be single. I wanna hug his gf just bc I’m sure he’s doing this w a lot of women. 😭
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made my account private bc if u don’t like me idk y you’d want to see what’s going on w my life tbh. 🫠
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girls who are rude or mean are automatically the ugliest people to me.
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what If woman all over the US ganged up, got sterilized & ended the human race purely out of spite. 🤔
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good morning threads saw this first- im popping a son soon. 🤭
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blueface and chrisean are domestic violence influencers. we need to stop giving them a platform otherwise one of them is going to die.
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why don’t we put photos of missing people on packs of cigarettes? bc i feel like smokers r the only people standing outside in ALL kinds of weather.
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pregnancy was my 9 months of cheat days & it’s coming to an end.
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since next week i’m being induced- this is my last saturday being pregnant. 9 months flew by. 🥲
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miley cyrus and shakira releasing songs about how their exes aren't shit is so ironic because their exes look alike.
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every time i come to oregon it’s raining & every time- i’m not prepared. 🌧️
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more people need to be okay w not being liked by everyone. esp if you’ve done nothing to that person, its literally not ur problem. u will survive without their validation, I promise.
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there’s a reason hailey bieber isn’t on twitter. she’d be eaten alive on here. esp w all her foul old tweets. so idk why people r so shocked w her mean girl behavior.
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my partner & i would have to decide who is going to be a single parent for a while bc she’s dying on shift. 🫡
Warning, disturbing video: Parents of a newborn say a NICU nurse slammed their two day old baby into the bassinet when he wouldn’t stop crying. Hear from the baby’s parents at 4 and 6pm on
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women are more hornier than men but we just learned to hide it better.
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I don’t wanna hear men defending Scott- so I’m muting this. he had no heart when he was parading 20 yr olds to the media while kourtney was hurting so- I’ll leave it at that.
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twitter needs a “a year ago today u tweeted” update. i wanna know how chaotic & unstable i was a year ago.
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for you <3. 💞
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casey anthony having her own documentary instead of being entirely shunned by the world is some dystopian shit. im not watching her documentary, i actually cancelled my peacock subscription for allowing this shit to air. she killed her child- if I ever see her, it’s on sight.
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to be continued tbh- i may not have had my own parents to celebrate it w but i had his family & my friends & siblings come to my baby shower that i forgot about it. i’ll be ok. 🩷
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traveling w a group of friends who just wanna smoke & drink is not fun. i wanna remember visiting & do stuff other than go clubbing at night. we can get stupid drunk & high at home.
What’s a travel opinion that will have you in a position like this?
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I know I’m not as funny as I am pretty bc my tweets don’t get followers but whenever I post a photos suddenly I’m up followers & msgs. I’m hurt, I thought I was hilarious, turns out I’m just cute. 😤
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ok im tired of this- trans women are trying so hard to erase women. we aren’t “mothers” we’re now “birthing person” & somehow “breastfeeding” it’s now “chest feeding?” stfu. are we rlly not being allowed to enjoy our womanhood anymore?
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