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@sosauzay

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Joined May 2022

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8 months

thought my ass was grass

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2 years

I tried to run away with her vape…

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3 years

twitter hidden replies basically the dark web.

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3 years

where tf do hamsters live outside of pet stores?.

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3 years

courage wasn’t even cowardly fr all that shit was just terrifying.

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2 years

how the fuck do IG know to put my crush story as the first story to watch.

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3 years

Gordon Ramsay only funny cuz he not talking to me like that.

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2 years

dababy the most dangerous 5 foot nigga since napolean.

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3 years

i cannot imagine how nervous gordon ramsays wife must get before he eats her pussy.

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3 years

bro wtf are you supposed to do while people are singing happy birthday to you.

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3 years

british ppl be like “litchrally”.

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3 years

Next time gas go under $2 ima put some in the freezer.

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3 years

first time i smoked weed i knew that shit was for me.

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2 years

still can’t believe they used MY tax dollars to arrest young thug 😒.

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9 months

people on Facebook can’t be real 😭

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2 years

Why tf do baby clothes got pockets they don’t even own shit.

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2 years

she gave me a handjob while wearing an apple watch called that a stevejob 😭.

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2 years

imagine you at a job interview and they pull up your tweets.

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2 years

‘lol’ and ‘lmao’ are actually both punctuation marks.

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3 years

phone so dry i flinch when that mf ring.

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3 years

@killuazivert stay woke gang 🤞🏾

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2 years

burning a sage & my girl talm bout, "I can’t breathe 😭” I bet u can’t demon.

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2 years

Five Guys expensive af I’m bout to open up my own shop and call it “a few niggas”.

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3 years

this probably the worst fucking hidden I’ve ever seen.

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3 years

Imagine being a squirter in the 1600s and they call you a witch.

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11 months

@ayeejuju why lebron look like he’s undercover 😭.

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11 months

this will always be funny to me 😭

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2 years

"Stop fingering me now, I want the dick" first of all, that was my dick.

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2 years

@Maybelcy Parents don’t apologize they just offer u stuff u been wanting 😭.

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2 years

the WHAT parking garage???

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if we date you gotta ignore my twitter.

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2 years

that pre cum from ketchup will mess yo whole meal up.

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2 years

craziest headline of all time.

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A$AP Rocky was bullied during his first orgy at 13 years old

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3 years

@spidermanswh0re boutta pull a rat n get to da cheese 🧀.

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3 years

@Gtooowavyy did u just challenge these niggas? 😭.

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2 years

these AirPods ain’t loud enough I can still hear my demons in my head.

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@pradaliko I’d have to switch underwear.

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3 years

when i die dont photoshop me next to clouds put me next to chief keef.

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3 years

@freakin_dani I be doing shit on purpose and say “My bad” to cancel it out.

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3 years

Dasani water taste like it’s been sitting in a water gun.

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2 years

@kinkbandit whoever gave this man a diploma needs to get fired.

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I need this type of love

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3 years

young thug easily better than the Beatles.

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2 years

@downbadcomment Bro is okay with being in line 😭.

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3 years

I hate when my MacBook start breathing heavy.

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2 years

what the hell did Jehovah even witness.

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7 months

Biden rn

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3 years

@ItsRetrop I need a hamster origin story.

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2 years

i watch disney actors grow up so how tf they older than me.

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2 years

niggas gonna be 30 still talking bout summer ‘16.

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3 years

mfs pass a drug test and smoke weed to celebrate.

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2 years

Good pussy sound like squidward footsteps.

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@PookiesParadise thought a girl finally came to see me smh.

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3 years

21 savage probably the safest artist to play on aux.

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twitter is like group therapy but no one heals.

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washing your face and water going down ya elbow is so sickening.

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3 years

@IcyJaime it’s me the people.

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catching feelings shoulda been on a 1,000 ways to die.

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bro we literally learned cursive for no reason.

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bro can’t be real

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“because i don’t want to” is an extremely valid reason.

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imagine if titties could glow in the dark that would be cool.

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this how zip-up hoodies be every time you sit down

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2 years

just smell yo vibrator and tell me if u really deserve a good man.

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11 months

niggas in Lucki’s live can’t be real

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3 years

my high ass just searched for "bob the burger" in hulu.

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2 years

@sadcrib that nigga drake got a little zesty at the end 😭.

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the “A” in her name stands for anger issues.

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U clean ur room and suddenly anything is possible.

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@pradaliko bros picking cotton.

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I hate a menu with no pictures tf ima do imagine the plate 🤨.

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why is it so awkward walking back after u bowI in bowling.

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Johnny Bravo aint even have a plot. just everyday “where da hoes at”.

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Gordon Lowkey didn’t want smoke w bro ☠️😭

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2 years

mfs get a macbook and all of a sudden they got work to do in public places.

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@TrippyRaven freaky ass nigga.

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ion like how there’s just a skeleton chilling inside me.

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@upblissed “Game plan” nigga ur a whole offender.

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this is insane

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sorry i ghosted you, i wanted to kill myself but now i’m horny.

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@ItsRetrop like why was I learning what 2+2 was while houses were $500.

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had to lock my grandma up, she was being racist asf 😭

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If u rt porn u need therapy.

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@Maybelcy you’d think he’d be built like suge knight.

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@YmirsExBf Witnessed my white homie swallow a goldfish in the 3rd grade.

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2 years

wife beaters is a wild ass name for a shirt.

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@downbadcomment “How big are you” big enough.

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@vibinpain naaaah I would never relate 2 a nigga that look like that.

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if my girl was wrong, i would simply reshape reality so she's always correct.

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I stress about stress before there’s even stress to stress me out.

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@PookiesParadise her when u ask what the chapter was abt

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mfs don’t read the bible until its time for a new tattoo.

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