@kittischmitti
>Bryan Cranston as Stan Lee, wracking his brain at his desk
>crumples another sheet of paper, throws it at the bin
>hits the rim
>Stan gets up to throw it away properly
>notices a spiderweb in the corner
>stares at it for a second
>looks at his hand
>"Spider... man?" ...*smirks*
@imbenbeal
@grandtheftnoise
ok yeah Peter is cartoonishly evil but Clay Puppington was written as if the person who invented him was crying the entire time they were putting words on the page
@DaveOshry
it's crazy because they literally SHOULD be extinct by now, they're supposed to be naturally bred out of the ecosystem but noooo we have to save the pandas they'll go extinct without us!!!
@DWTSN0W
she got so depressed over the death of her rapist pedophile friend after she told him to kill himself every day that she resorted to her coping mechanism: drinking and being racist
@SenBlumenthal
hello, i live in your state! this bill you're trying to pass will severely limit internet privacy for every user, and sever the connection the internet has to the next generation (which, by the way, is dependent on it to survive in an INTERNET-BASED WORLD.)
@DBZTrunksBrief
@imbenbeal
@grandtheftnoise
[as] cancelled Moral Orel for being "too bleak" when it was always about religious trauma and always as bleak as it was. it was supposed to have five seasons. i will never forgive mike lazzo
interesting case of nearly-lost media - this promo was broadcast on a local TV station back in 1996, seemingly to promote a linux distribution named after Tux. especially weird because even though the musician who made all this music is European, the spot is in NTSC framerate?
@somari8591
someone said "i wish someone would make Trump a martyr-like figure, but also that he would survive" and then a finger curled on the monkey's paw