BaldEagleBeagle
@baldeaglebeagle
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@AIDRIVR
Well, I stand corrected on that -- the Ford couldn't even complete that test which is why they were pulling it.
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@KILLTOPARTY
I’m stoked for her. She’s having a great time. Fuck it. She’s probably one of the least retarded ‘why are they famous?’ people
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@jlippincott_
Tim Walz could be heard yelling at aides “NOT CLYDESDALE YOU MORONS. I SPECIFICALLY SAID SHETLAND PONY. DID YOU THINK I WOULDN’T TASTE THE DIFFERENCE?!”
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@FullySuited_TV
@CallmeCaff
Bro, you’re going to see me on the news if I ever read something like that between my wife and another person.
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@evo4g63t
@lporiginalg
That’s literally the entire point of intersectionality and critical theory. It’s cancer but for your thoughts.
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@jaflob1031
@alargemike
@TheTonus
In all fairness, you need to have an above 60 IQ to compare and contrast things like that
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@jorgeBlancito
@drek77107
@HandsomeAssh0le
So would it have been ok to call Jeffrey Dahmer an asshole? Or because he was neurodivergent, is it wrong to call him one?
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@JoseuVelez
@hoodcrazy_
If you haven’t punched your brother in the face and been punched in the face by your brother, is he even your brother?
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@real_lord_miles
Using the last 250 years of technological innovation to troll the authoritarian British police from across the globe is probably the funniest after effect of the American revolution I’ve ever seen. Our founding fathers would be rolling on the ground laughing at this.
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@reddit_lies
@EdKrassen
What he’s noticing is that X is no longer a left wing echo chamber like he used to enjoy
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@KILLTOPARTY
The right thing for him to do is to drop her first name in a reply from a burner account like “What’s up Sarah” and then she will panic delete the account. Might suspect it’s him but would have no way to prove it.
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@ShitpostGate
The idea that everyone needs to move away from their parents immediately after high school and incur $100,000+ of debt to be indoctrinated by Marxists and engage in extreme hedonism is the biggest scam ever pulled on the people.
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@AyoolaMatthee
@TheeDarkCircle
She’s like “Yooo, they feed us, dumbass. Cut that shit out. Stop eating him”
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@AIDRIVR
@AgrJm79463
I think the primary difference there is you can go buy a driveshaft and have it swapped out on your farm with a trip to the parts store or dealership and 30 minutes of labor.
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@PiscoLitty
@KEEMSTAR
You guys sound fuckin’ worried that Zoomers will show up for Trump. Go suck off Destiny some more, you leech.
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@GigabearPanda
@reddit_lies
My read on these types of people is that they’re legitimately, cognitively incapable of thinking at that layer of abstraction if it conflicts with their emotional interpretation of how things should be done.
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@KEEMSTAR
I honestly hope whatever he drops actually exonerates him and results in biblical defamation lawsuits against people.
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@cl0udxbt
@RomeoDi2099
@Jollibee_Junkie
It’s unironically the reason none of them are successful. They think someone else finding success takes away from them somehow. It’s just pure ugly jealousy.
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@TheOmniLiberal
@SolidHyrax
You know that’s a dishonest claim. It absolutely is their call to make.
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@mikemayfieldlv
@lporiginalg
Because they need to pay the toll before they can accept reality
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@BMutualist
@philthatremains
You make music? You got any shots like this? Phil could probably share more than a few more with you
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@ClassyVerility
@slqttyo
@ayeejuju
Oh no, people are going to shame me for being disgusted by perverts!
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@L_ost_B_oy
@Txp_RBI_Xctuxl
I think it’s hilarious that they somehow weren’t aware of the concept of “depositing a check at the bank” and “check fraud” until one crafty one with about 10 extra IQ points grunted on social media about it
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@CraftyFeminist
@RealVinnieJames
@dickshews
@TristanSnell
Saving this to come back and mock whoever was wrong.
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@TheyTrulyHateU
@9mm_smg
Bro, you know you don’t drink milk from the cow’s asshole, right? I think you were doing it wrong homie.
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@JustSuspent_yo
@HotepJesus
Nothing about that clip demonstrates any of them as “low information voters” like CNN tried to frame it. You can tell all of these guys are deeper thinkers than the majority of CNN viewers
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@davidtejeras
@HalieyWelchX
@thesketchreal
As we found out just a month or so ago, Sketch is the one giving out Hawk Tuahs
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@HockleyTyson
@DramaAlert
Bro, let’s get real here. You’re a Canadian teenager with a podcast where you’re talking about how your back hurts because you jack off too much. You’ve gotta slow your role on the king stuff.
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@JohnLewisEU
@UnrelaxedGuy
It like you’re everyone’s little bitch because anyone can just say mean words and make you cry about it. Doesn’t sound how an adult would respond to words, that’s for sure.
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@royal_bobby24
@FearedBuck
These guys don't get a conviction from this. The predator gets his ass beat a little, but is still free to roam the streets and move on to the next one, possibly his own 15 year old daughter he mentioned. How are they keeping the streets safe?
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@ittslethal
@b0gur
None of these yappers have a successful life they've built where one clout chasing psycho could ruin them with a bs Tik Tok video or Tweet. None of them understand the liabilities of being a famous, wealthy person who has to manage huge liabilities to protect your life and family
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@KRCPPFAM
@DramaAlert
Call him Chris too because the tried to change his name to Kris to reflect his fake womanhood
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@brotherdxa
@TheOmniLiberal
It's our (white people's) word though. We invented it and black people have tried to culture jack it.
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@Get_Vooped
@rlopin
@kiwithesmol
@PCMR_Elitist
That’s a cope. Would you rather be known as the guy who had to get his stomach pumped because he overdosed on horse cum or the guy who fucked a couch. Just take the L and move on.
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@AFCathal
Have you considered that Robert Downey Jr. doesn’t like acting as much as he likes receiving hundreds of millions of dollars from Disney for playing an exaggerated version of himself?
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@blueskykites
@David_Leavitt
They did all the same tests with the Ford and the Ford’s frame never separated like that. The Ford still ran and drove with zero issues once they replaced the driveshaft they wrecked at the beginning of the test.
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@Tommyjank1
@Rothmus
Clap trap’s botched voice alone is enough for me to hope I never even accidentally see this movie.
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@ThePOWMIAMan
@kazs_rietvelds
It’s funny how she’s like “this is the first time I’ve ever cared about SW!” and thinks the franchise should completely change for her and forever cater to her shit taste now
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@DailyGuardsman
@robnoerr
@TheOmniLiberal
How is Chat GPT significantly different than Wikipedia or a search engine? You can ask it to summarize ideas and provide sources? It’s like criticizing someone for using a calculator to do math.
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@QueensHunchback
@nickth3kid
@Dexerto
It’s hilarious how people who don’t really give a shit about Doc either way, seem to think he owes them something
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@ClassyVerility
@slqttyo
@ayeejuju
Psychology and psychiatry have a reproducibility crisis. It’s all a scam and the chemical theory of mental illness was officially disproven
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@HockleyTyson
@DramaAlert
Cute blonde girl, fun personality, down home accent, caught a meme wave that had the internet in a death grip for like a month. Yeah, real mystery there.
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@DudeLore612
@iFightForKids
"To be fair, you need to have a really high IQ to understand Rick and Morty" -- this is what you sound like
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@conureCC
It’s the number one social media and news platform in the world. The President of The United States announced the end of his candidacy on X before his own staff even knew he was dropping out. I wouldn’t say he “blew 44 billion dollars”
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@MrFishoftheseas
@KILLTOPARTY
Bro, once your woman is at the “I’m going to ask Reddit to justify my emotional cheating” phase, you’re cooked.
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@JoeoLoughlin8
@ryohzzz
Like every route the pred wanted to take out of there, Dr. Pepper was right there to seriously fuck him up.
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@fungokun
@BENZOTOOIE
Oh no, she’s shilling an essential resource we need for the global economy to function? Man, I don’t know how anyone can support that.
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@SaikoItsuki
@welty_nolan
@doctornowhere_
Nobody needs to watch MoistMilquetoast backtrack and BS his way out of what he said. He clearly said it was ok for kids to transition during the debate with Sneako. He got dragged for it and now he’s trying to pretend like that didn’t happen.
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@drvolts
Man, you guys are totally obsessed. Can't even talk about trying to buy a fuckin' car without spergin out about Maga
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@Blodreina86
@dom_lucre
Bro, I wish that were true. She has an actual cult of middle aged women who think and act like teenage girls.
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@Jesusbgaybro
@PacharyZhillips
Kamala was raising money for those rioters and bailing them out. Trump was denouncing them. BLM was being funded by ActBlue
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@HockleyTyson
@DramaAlert
I breathed in and out through my nose at an above average pace once or twice. It’s ok to enjoy things sometime. I think you’re just pissed because your last name is “Hockley”
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@jess_starlinz
@jules_su
He’s an incel? That word means niggas who don’t have sex. Elon is on his 12th kid between multiple women.
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@MailePRMedia
@DonaldJTrumpJr
Ok you run with the couch thing and we’ll keep talking about how your guy sucks off horses. Sounds like a bad deal for you but ok.
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@NormfanPjt
The longer this election season on, the dumber Nick seems to get. Guy is one of the most obvious controlled opposition limited hangout shills I’ve ever seen.
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@reddit_lies
@KamalaHQ
@KamalaHQLies
Honestly, if community notes can’t catch this one, the community note process needs to be fixed
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@BenjaminDeRebel
@dent34972
@Capt_Fishpaste
Pff yeah but at least they never flipped a car over and burned it
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