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Bagel snob with a bob.
Washington, DC
Joined October 2011
To All The Boys Who Basically Said What I Already Said In Class.
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y’all don’t want to know how long I’ve had this saved
Nikki Haley was asked by a voter in New Hampshire tonight about the cause of the Civil War. “I mean, I think the cause of the Civil War was basically how government was going to run. The freedoms and what people couldn't do,” Haley answered.
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I have an insane amount of respect for Olivia for this. It’s easy to maintain an image of being vaguely pro-choice, but she’s actually doing the work and funding to back it up.
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I was gonna say something mean but I’ve just arrived at the fact that if you live in DC and Uber to work every day I think you are experiencing an entirely different, overly sanitized, and worse version of this amazing city than most people.
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it’s almost like every meme that infantilizes women and treats womanhood as some innate set of characteristics is actually misogynistic 😀😀😀😀😀.
we girl dinnered our way all the way back to pink is a girl color blue is a boy color.
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FIND GOD!!!!
Ok but I am positive SNL has never hired a hot man.
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@offbeatorbit she's serving but something about the empty room with the full LED lights on is sending me.
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Bill Hader accepting his first Emmy win for Barry while this was projected as big as humanly possible on the screen behind him like so unserious
What is your favorite award show moment?.
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The 4-part DC snipers episodes of @yourewrongabout are some of the best content about the cycle of trauma, the power of misogyny, and TRUE “true crime” ever produced. I was already a huge fan of Sarah and Michael but I think this series is unmatched in all of podcasting.
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I get she’s in Rosslyn but the point still stands because they have a metro stop accessible by not one but THREE lines.
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@Very__Regular The way pivoting to mostly lidl/aldi has genuinely saved me thousands per year….i do trust them.
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#WhatWomenDemand is the freedom to report and discuss sexual assault and rape without facing condemnation or belittling.
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the people who are so hateful towards dc and especially the people who are like “this is a careerist town!” I’m sorry but you hang out with completely lame people and that’s a skill issue!.
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women as a class are united by our shared experience of oppression under patriarchy, not our desire to wear makeup of whatever flavor of “choice feminism” we’re on now.
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Every time I submit my resume then go to the next page only to be greeted by boxes to manually input my job experiences :) I lose :) a :) year :) off :) my :) life :).
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@thehananigirl I used to like her fashion history content (and if she does a video on that sort of thing, it’s still very good) but now her channel has generally moved to brainless commentary on already-hashed-out twitter slop.
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several branches of the military visited our public high school’s band class with grand promises that you can be a professional musician in the military after basic training and maybe one combat tour. The recruiting is deliberate and evil.
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strike over, time for bill hader to get his ass up and back to work (standing weirdly on red carpets)
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sorry I’ll shut up about Barry soon but to me, this was the peak of s4
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@AbrahamBEyre @mataneven why do all you tate lovers fantasize about fake scenarios with him it’s getting weird like take it to the fanfic sites.
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@BenjaminCrew1 this is exactly in line with the spirit of Richard M. Nixon he would have loved this.
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Not to be cliché, but while you're here, Flint still has no clean water. Donate here:
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people on Caitlin Clark’s salary (which I agree is too low for her): WOW. $75k is basically POVERTY wages in a big city. You can barely AFFORD rent. My starting salary was nearly DOUBLE that and I’m just an accountant. people who work in nonprofits: .👁️ 👄 👁️.
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If I see any of you with this frappuccino I will call the police.
As rare as. a unicorn. The color-changing, flavor-changing #UnicornFrappuccino—here for a limited time at participating stores.🦄✨
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@martiniposting do u and ur bf always assign yourself to be thing 1 or 2 in a picture of any sort of pair or are u normal.
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I know the original video is old and this girl is just doing her thing; I didn’t think this would take off the way it did. No need to send her anything negative.
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@offbeatorbit like most weird TikTok finds I have to assume this is fetish content ultimately.
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@MoiraDonegan I am once again begging the tradwife girlies to direct their transgressions at capitalism and not feminism.
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@Very__Regular I’d be lying if I didn’t say that Harrison Ford in this sequence is what finally convinced my husband to don a white dinner jacket for our wedding instead of a regular tux lol.
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@MoiraDonegan I’ve been dealing with some complicated feelings re: ever having children bc my peers are starting to have kids and frankly I just find a lot of solace in having time to myself, getting plenty of rest, etc. Certainly career stuff too, but the basics are just as valid!.
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@sendittozoom @sustainbytrain I think we agree but things like “girl math” subtly reinforces the harmful idea that women are inherently/biologically/evolutionarily inferior to men, which is an intentional construction of the patriarchy. Women are seen as “less than” regardless of our individual choices.
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@madisontayt_ @offbeatorbit I learned from my relatively granola neighborhood’s FB group that “unschooling” with this type of ethos (versus purely religious reasons) is increasingly popular. It just screams “I have no respect for teachers and the expertise on pedagogy they bring to their jobs!”.
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@syriangeekvibes @up2anth at least Oppenheimer doesn’t have to rely on bad cgi or a bunch of “remember THIS character???” gags.
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We had multiple campus suicides this year while the lines for CAPS grew longer and longer. Daniels has no idea what’s going on within his own busine– I mean campus!.
Purdue prof: ". disappointing to hear President Mitch Daniels criticize, then appropriate the 'snowflake' meme cum insult as well as the equally cloying antonym, 'grit,' when referring to college-aged students.". Commencement speech fallout, Class of '19
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@Budfox2334 @nomohetero @lst156 @milziezzz worse than those two when he passed the CRA and VRA 😭 what are you on.
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@gracecamille_ Elijah admitting to Hannah in the club bathroom he slept with Marnie at their house party.
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@leo_arellano92 girl you have never studied civil war history if you don’t see the centrality of slavery and anti-blackness to the confederacy’s cause.
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@marklevinshow Hi! I used to work for NPR’s national fundraising team; NPR isn’t “government funded.” It’s a 501(c)3 nonprofit that relies on station dues, corporate sponsorships, and grants to do its work. Not only that but funding isn’t allowed to affect editorial decisions - nice try tho!
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@gremlita they are sooooo sensitive about protecting the reputation of the world's largest p*do ring.
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@mazzypopstar also the disrespect to chairlift. some of my favorite tracks ever came from them/that era.
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@brokebackstan the whole episode where she gives the tour of the vp's residence. ik it's television but OSCAR-WORTHY.
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@MoiraDonegan this is what's so sick about purity culture. girls are raised to be sex-averse in every way possible, yet they're taught that marital sex will redeem them and make them whole. it's ripe territory for abuse and manipulation.
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“DC is a bunch of status-seeking social climbers who work on the hill” explain this then.
D.C. chefs will try to cook a 20-foot pupusa and cement the District's love of this iconic Salvadoran dish into the Guinness World Record book this weekend.
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bill hader stan twitter is the best because we will be satisfied for WEEKS after having this 2 second background glance at that old man.
bill looks like that one kid at the table who is waiting to be allowed to leave the table
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My preferred pronouns include:. -she.-her(s).-*Kroger self-scanner voice* WELCOME VALUED CUSTOMER.
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@aletheia327 I truly think some people confuse the material with the biological when it comes to gender, as though social construction simply means abstraction.
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the way that some of the worst men in the media rn are rapists and serial abusers, yet people really have the gall to blame feminism for making boys feel a little bad about themselves. grow up.
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Yeah I know the Bill of Rights. One, don’t pick up the phone, you know he’s only calling ‘cause he’s drunk and alone.
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Adults hate to admit it, but teens and adolescents are painfully in tune with current events and politics. Don’t discredit these kids calling for tangible, realistic change just because they’re in high school.
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“It’s misogynist to pin women against each other” okay but this is hilarious against the backdrop of Taylor dropping the most lukewarm, apolitical “vote for what YOU believe in ❤️” message a week ago.
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@jsidman 14th and Quincy (Lyman’s, Red Derby, Little Coco’s, Taqueria Habanero, Elizabeth Pupuseria) is truly the best corner in the city. You could have multiple great nights out in that little area alone.
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@bentleyliz2 also this whole family sucks and are a bunch of grifters. dude is just an old vine star, absolutely no credentials to teach.
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@offbeatorbit you could do a whole post-second wave emergence of 1990s neoliberalism (now for WOMEN!) analysis on these two I swear….
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@sarahschauer ppl who act like the fashion police are exhausting and high key classist half the time like being ~trendy~ depends entirely on your ability to regularly buy new garments/clothes.
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@e_asherah The people who are always like “dc is a town of social climbers and hill staffers 🤓” are obviously unskilled in making genuine adult friendships.
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@hans_schrei @ByDanielAGross @NewYorker what a sick, inhumane response to this piece you clearly didn’t read.
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@siyyaninaas there’s so much in the last two seasons that show how his behavior can be just as toxic as bojack’s, especially with regards to women he dates. it’s just under a veneer of playfulness and kindness.
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me, a pedestrian, “I HATE CARS. I have right of way here!!”. me, driving a car, “I HATE PEDESTRIANS. They’re so dumb!!”. me, riding my bike, “Laws do not apply to me.”.
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Could we pan the camera over to the cheerleaders? Can we liberate them? #FeministSuperBowl.
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When I say car brain has rotted people to their core this is what I mean. All she did was ask him to move his car out of the bike lane, and he resorts to disgusting antisemitism in front of her children.
Yesterday in the bike lane: . Are you a Jew? You people are the devil. @LaneSquattersDC @bikelane #bikedc
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even the most privileged, wealthy, whitest woman on earth can’t escape being relegated to a sexual vessel for childbearing without her consent and this is why I will never give up on the cause of feminism.
Nick Cannon tells Howard Stern that he’s open to having his 13th child with Taylor Swift:. “I’m all in. I think she would relate to me very well. We probably will understand each other.”
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reasonable abortion legislation
Happy 200th birthday, Indiana! What are we supposed to get a state that already has everything?!
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@olivia_p_walker @AnnaMeierPS they….literally complain that the only countries without birth rate declines are all non-white populations.
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