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[Absolutely everything]: The last government
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@LosBrolin Not legal. You are not allowed to pass a french athlete during an Olympic sport held in France. Apparently.
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@domjoly @trussliz So utterly dim. You believe everything you hear don’t you.
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@MrAndyNgo People are probably sculpting statues of him as we speak.
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@UnmaskedAntifa Body Language says lies.
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@baboonbrand
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@Williamandrews As you can imagine it was a mixture of hysterical screaming and somehow it being my fault that I did not intervene in Mr Dives-alot’s actions. And of course the scornful judgement by Mum. Hedgerows and spiky looking bushes do now have a greater respect, oddly enough.
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@AlexScott I wish ordinary people like me who have ordinary jobs can just say “i’ll not be working today, it just doesn’t feel right going ahead” and not get fired or at the very least my future would be short term there from then on. Your levels of entitlement astound. Out of touch.
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@Williamandrews This reminds me of my “what other possible outcome did you envisage when you decided to jump right into that really prickly bush?” episode in Greece with my son.
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@skinoverbone @Andy13946802 don’t backtrack now, you love a bit of violence against those you’re up against. State of you.
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@TelePolitics @DominicPenna I don’t know the price of a tin of dog food and I have a dog. Also, it’s no good for their teeth, all that soft mush.
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@MyriamFrancoisC ‘Every French person’ makes it sound like the results of your democratic voting system was somehow achieved by others and not the very same French persons.
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@baboonbrand
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@BellaWallerstei No political party in this country represents British values. Herein lies the problem for voters.
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@baboonbrand
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3 years
@emilyhewertson The only reason people make these kind of comments is to try and fit in with the edges of society. This is classic "i'm cool because I echo their zeitgeist" bullshit. In real life they are lonely, inadequate & over compensating for their own issues. Stay strong.
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@S_Padival @GermanyOnMENA @Ron_Prosor Wait til your hear about Volkswagen, Autobahns and Boss.
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@colinbrazierGBN He isn’t being bullied. He is being called out. Someone like him with his own attacks should at least know the difference.
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@paulwaugh This appears awfully one sided from a person in Government now. You’re not the hysterical opposition anymore, you’re actually representing the entire country, act like it.
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@SBarrettBar being managed to what end though? To avoid people rising up?
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@JustStop_Oil Oh no, consequences.
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3 years
@AlStewartOBE I see very little point about media questions if it's just about gotchas. It serves very little purpose to us, ordinary people and frankly outside of the media train is rather tiresome.
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@Berathe @MsGiveZeroFox @marksandspencer @b_biffa Because @marksandspencer favour warped fetish ideology over income. Nice how a retailer likes to say how they do what “many” other retailers are doing. They’re not even daring to be different.
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@CaptainJustic14 @MatthewStadlen “My lawyer wrote this for me to avoid being sued”. Honourable indeed.
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Tweet media one
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@Roya1_Witch @AddictScrabble If you’re voting on the 5th, you’re too late.
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2 years
@lnmackenzie1 I very much disagree with Thangam & Joanna's politics, but regarding the issue of Women, I wholeheartedly applaud this statement, and much more of this!
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@TomSyvret @peteratcmc Let’s not forget the @Guardian Priti Patel “cartoon”
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@spikedonline @MollyJoCooper @wavghian "It just did not gain me the popularity I desperately crave, and my PR people have advised me that the tide is turning against this fash trend."
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@baboonbrand
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@LaylaMoran "Oh no, this thing I support because it makes me look trendy but have no actual idea about is being challenged and could make me look bad, waaa"
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@baboonbrand
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@HuffPostUKPol puff piece.
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@JoeBangles11 Policing in the UK is two-tiered.
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@MuhammadTahaCh1 @gmpolice What no one needs is angry partisan statements like yours. You don’t actually care what has really happened here - you just want to stoke hate and further your clear intentions on creating divisions.
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2 years
@JuliaDavisNews What I struggle to understand is that Russia is noted as having 1,000,000 active army personnel and yet they’re rounding up what looks like extras from Last of the Summer Wine. Where is this supposed proper army (less those in Ukr)?
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2 years
@BluskyeAllison @sueveneer @EmilyThornberry @francesbarber13 @UKLabour @UkLabour never actually wants to be elected though. This would require a major shift of responsibility. In opposition, they can say and do all the ridiculous things they want, and be paid handsomely by us hard working taxpayers.
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@christiancalgie @MrHarryCole I do believe both of them have been instrumental in behind the scenes jiggery-pokery and high jinx as far as leaks and making things difficult. We'll know soon enough.
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@OldRoberts953 Shows how much society still needs to learn about Mental Health issues and when to spot it, rather than hopping on that bus.
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@Councillorsuzie The Police have shown time and again that they are part of the problem.
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@Loganm1875 jesus, be an adult for a change.
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@bl4ck4dd3r @BritainElects Because real life isn’t your digital echo chamber
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@kevinhartz @abettertucson @Outkick @eventbrite @Riley_Gaines_ Booking through you to then be advised afterwards that we do not meet your virtue tally is a rubbish system. List all your prejudices BEFORE the booking process to let us know if you meet our standards.
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@baboonbrand
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3 years
@DouglasKMurray @AngelaRayner Rather sadly, if the shoe was on the other foot, this question would be the ONLY one being discussed in the media and on trashy social media sites like this. So button your “too soon mate” responses. And again, rather sadly it is a genuinely necessary question now.
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@colinbrazierGBN You can infer from the article that he believes himself to be above being judged, almost laughing in the faces of those decent people calling him out.
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@PhilHs10 @RevRichardColes It does appear that the sanctimonious have decreed that British values are extreme. Especially when they make them up and tar us with them.
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@grantshapps another compelling reason to add to my "why I should cancel my @Telegraph subscription".
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@Telegraph "The missiles are raining down on us!" "Stomp harder then. Barry, fetch the trombone"
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3 years
@Eintrachtrob @afneil “teacher”. You are the one teaching division and hatred. It’s your content that is the issue.
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@GBNEWS word slurry, meaningless platitudes, emotional dross. Nothing related to the responsibilities and powers handed to the Home Secretary @YvetteCooperMP
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@Poppy_yyyyyyyy She looks manic.
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@OldRoberts953 It's disturbing how Politicians have now turned to vilifying the very public that they are representing.
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@WeAreFairCop Watson should be sectioned.
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@RufusHound @born_crying @lemon_charlotte @AndrewGold_ok @FondOfBeetles reported. why are hateful people like you allowed in our society?
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2 years
@mariacaulfield @JakeBerry you are no conservative. Walk across the floor or even better, stand down and call a by-election and let those you represent decide.
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@RobynVinter All this is not happening loudly.
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@footbalIfights Coked and ket-ed to the eyeballs.
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@savanQadir @GBNEWS looks fine to me. playing silly political games?
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@henningwehn What is it with ‘comedians’ and rabid antisemitism?
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@Mark_Logan_MP What a truly terrible human being you are.
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@CharlotteZ1111 You will for sure, but #NeverLabour for me.
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@nexta_tv looks like they’re about to be struck off. Typically, registered in British Virgin Islands.
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@mrmarksteel Mark Steel wants black women replaced with white women. This is peak KKK supremacy.
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4 years
Tweet media one
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3 years
@GuidoFawkes UK is not panicing. Media are once again scaremongering.
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@BethRigby @bbclaurak Politicians don’t represent the people. What a foolish, naïve notion. They purely represent themselves, and journalists envy them.
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@AgentP22 She couldn’t have realistically thought there be some kind of renaissance.
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@Little_G2 She can’t exist without someone or something to hate. What’s really her problem?
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@EmmaKennedy @MissEllieMae “his side”. How utterly juvenile. Our society is so much more than your binary perception. The problem lies with you.
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@Williamandrews Nature educates, I suppose.
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@AtticumFloreat Keeping the typo, classy!
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@christiancalgie @K_Niemietz “Trust us with your money”
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@GuidoFawkes Rishi is determined to reach the elections without having done even one single damn thing.
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@breezybetter07 @jk_rowling D-E-L-U-S-I-O-N-A-L.
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@thinking_manc @_AndreaUrbanFoX Top man! Get out there and live your best life.
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@PatriotActive66 @SB123Writer don’t go to footbal matches, don’t buy their mercandise, don’t subscribe to tv matches. Then see how things change. Football is all about the money.
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@Osinttechnical I wish that the #Ukraine front line could see/hear just how much ordinary people in the World really do support their/our cause and are so proud of their commitment to #Freedom . In the years to come, we will visit and we will help to rebuild.
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@1JamesRogers @VickyMiller74 @GaryLineker @Lionesses That’s it, tell the woman she’s wrong; it’s just a joke; it’s just banter; you misunderstand; you’re wrong; you’re being emotional; You are the problem James.
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@ab4scambs @EliotHiggins This is nothing more than a "I must save my own skin" exercise. "it wasn't me guv, honest!"
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@lowles_nick I expect this will quietly vanish overnight.
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@RachelReevesMP Seems growth is doing well, what foundation meddling are you on about?
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@SkyNews There’s about 5 million business leaders in the UK. Well done scraping together 120.
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@DonaldClarke63 “What’s your favourite cultural engagement tweet?”
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@igorsushko Wonder whats about to go tits up with him to push these desperate lines. Economy go poof?
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@JewishChron My question is, Who are the BBC protecting?
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@JoeBangles11 @sophiearumble Grades of cheddar should run independently imo, If this was a grade 1 mild, i’d be no thank you, but a full on 6 cruncher, i’d spam the button. Don’t get me started on those reduced fat monsters.
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@YvonneNewMalden @Jo2901TF My experience with LibDems (councillors in the main, but Council members too) is that they act holier than thou, don’t follow what they preach and turn snide, nasty and bullying when taken to task.
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@nickdearden75 "All support". Echo chamber nonsense.
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@Real_Zane__ @SkyNews Oh yeah, so selfless.
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@BBCNewsnight The victimhood people love this kind of tragedy, so they can leech on to it for their own emotional and attention gathering gains. Get angry, children have died needlessly, don't sell merch and act all pious about healing and togetherness.
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@UKParliament Dear me, no.
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@alistaircoleman that guy to his left is in Far Cry New Dawn
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@LegalGengar You have to wonder that if everything is above board why they’ve removed their socials.
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@christogrozev He may be a sunflower by now.
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@BrugesGroup The BBC are a bit in shock that people dare to be anything other than far left.
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@aymankashmiri13 @LadyVelvet_HFQ I do not believe in your religion. I believe that it is made up by men to control the people. There is no saviour, just yourself. You must now respect my belief.
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@Poppy_yyyyyyyy @gallowglassgal She is very brave to wave anonymity, but I do hope she has the best mental health support. This whole story is horrific and abhorrent. I fully expect that at the heart of all this is online pornography which allows monsters like him and the other perpetrators to flourish.
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@GuidoFawkes No surprise. We ‘believed’ in him in his role as Chancellor during the Pandemic. The real Sunak was disguised from us. I believed him. However, he is clearly very scheming and untrustworthy based purely on his own actions since. #NeverRishiSunak
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@TheGMcConnachie His schtick has aged into bitterness.
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@ArchRose90 All narcissists get found out eventually. Sadly, sometimes too many people have invested themselves into them to either see, acknowledge or be able to do anything about them.
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@DaveSte80324718 @LandroverRich @MartinSLewis Man does charity so must be a good person. We had someone who did masses for charity in England. Turned out he wasn’t so nice.
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