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2 years
@Shockdingo @deadeyebrakeman This is what happens when the biggest blockbusters of the past decade are thinly-veiled American military propaganda.
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@Shockdingo @deadeyebrakeman When they've never lived under the threat of war on their own soil, war is simply a fantasy
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@funkpwer @mistermoviespod Because A24 is the Marvel of art cinema
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@techbropicasso @IbaraEleven Prescriptions are free in my country, why not yours?
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@pavelkennedy I'd heard he skipped the queue and took a video with his scran to wind up the other folk he cut past
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@isditkalles @lastdinnerparty This doesn't really add any new context, it's just the whole quote, like it still reads as dismissive and tone-deaf, comparing the reality of poverty with their fantasy motif, as if they're both just fashionable aesthetics
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@jasebyjason Bit of a forced national treasure imo
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@Jaetate61501040 @JJWatt I don't think these are the same cells Bob McNair had in mind when he said you can't let the inmates run the prison...
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@EvanMcFarlane 1975 don't have one song where they need to be doing all this
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@ezyjules @nickw84 Think all this guy is advocating for is recognising that some people start from the 50 instead of the media telling us they started from 0 to sell a story
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2 years
@RLCAbuwlBXqn6x8 @JRLOakley Giving the Italians a bad rep
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3 years
@barfieldgussy @chuggincorn Wouldn't be like Joe to lie about his achievements.
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4 months
@isditkalles @lastdinnerparty The whole quote also totally misses the fact that for people who are struggling, hearing someone voice that struggle IS cathartic and an escape from the reality of it, sounds like their idea of escapism is not having to hear people complain about a struggle they don't understand
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@d78930305 @LasangeGarf @leolaughhhhhh Salt and Pepper chips are literally fried in aromatics garlic paste chinese five spice and MSG my dude
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@awkwardwaltz
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3 years
@megstalter Because he's the hottest possible version of whatever you call this kind of guy
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1 year
@roland_slice The bulk of British cinema is just yellow nostalgic feel-good type muck and ww2 movies
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11 months
@HollyJen86 @PolitlcsUK That speaks to how rotten our country is toward homeless people though, not how charitable we are to criminals
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@1929stockcrash White people really can't react to any conflict without racism, just have to remember which group it's progressive to hate
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2 months
@BBCScotlandNews Greens really talking out of both sides of their mouth, loudly saying how they were going to potentially end the BHA but now shocked when the other side chooses the end the agreement, the entitlement of a party with 7 MSPs is mental
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2 years
@negativestatic @fcd_123 @ampol_moment No I think you'll find to a racist both those positions are quite consistent
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@SamWhyte This encapsulates everything that makes her so unpleasant, her first instinct is to spew hate before she even thinks or does any research. Anyone who actually knows any of the context could see she has no idea what she's talking about and is concocting ideas to be angry
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@mattybtweets69 The cop def dove in head first from a running start
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10 months
@STVNews We should ban the practice of breeding dogs to meet arbitrary human standards altogether, it's terrible for the health and wellbeing of the dogs and leads to widescale animal suffering, any real dog lover would oppose this
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@Cameroon_16_ Glad to see someone say it, fitba twitter is such a cesspit that my feed is inundated with fannys any time anything happens in Scottish politics
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@d78930305 @LasangeGarf @leolaughhhhhh Circling back to this tho we have loaded fries literally everywhere in this country too you're not enlightening us lol, I've had them both many times I'd take salt and pepper chips every time
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@robert_joffe @JackTindale Exactly like this isn't far from the Mediterranean diet, breaded fish chips and peas
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@jasebyjason A man in desperate need of therapy for his eating disorder instead being given a platform to give other people eating disorders
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2 years
@BownDiggyRiggy @EmmaofEngland @elijahwood Limmy(comedian) tweets about Invisible Man, OP inserts himself into that thread, Limmy apologizes, OP brings it up two years later for no reason and is now still going on about it
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2 years
@TLDRNewsUK "anti-british propaganda" you mean world history?
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3 months
@derekwatson89 Exactly, what incentive does this give any team to invest in their pitch if they can just funnel it all into the playing budget and not face repercussions? If every team had a pitch like this the league would fold, an example needs to be made
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3 months
@bafmcc Looks like from the article that alcohol consumption rose across the UK over the pandemic and Scotland had the slowest increase of the four nations?
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1 year
@JamFitzpatrick I agree with this take, gives me the same capitalist counterculture vibe as those hipster coffee shops that are called 'rebel' something
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10 months
@StJohnstone WEE MAX! That's it no excuses to leave him out the starting lineup he looks like the only player on the squad who can find the back of the net at all
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You'd have to be blind not to see that there was a sizable investment behind their immediate rise to fame, they don't just give prestige supporting opportunities and an in-demand producer for a debut album to any emerging act
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@JohnWDWhite God forbid a world leader comment on an ongoing genocide and discuss racial inequality in a country with a gruesome history of racism
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@RadekCdydd @JackDunc1 Says it all really
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11 months
@StJohnstone Surely MacLean has lost the locker room after this? Not even that desperate for him to go but this is not the performance of a prem team who has confidence in their manager
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@JoeyPedras @ecto_fun David doesn't gaf be honest, he signed the Polanski petition he couldn't care less about sex assault allegations
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@LeSouness @ScotNational I vote for whatever political party my fitba team tells me to
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8 months
Baby come home WE NEED YOU
@ICTFC
Inverness Caledonian Thistle FC
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81' | 1-0 GOALLLLLLLLLL! DAVID WOTHERSPOON PUTS US AHEAD!
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@kieran_ashton1 Partick Thistle robbed Partick Thistle of promotion
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@BBCSportScot 🎶 There's only one Saints in Scotland 🎶
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@StJohnstone Shocked to hear this happened, thank for doing the right thing! Nothing but respect for Theo
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@sjfcnews Jephcott apparently multiplying to improve his chances of selection
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3 years
@BBCBreaking Why not just stop pretending the pandemic is over and not open everything back up until everyone is vaccinated?
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@StJohnstone Extend his contract fifteen years
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@ICTFC This is literally a more sincere message than the Saints put out when they released Spoony
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1 year
@Samcam170514 @StJohnstone It's the level of entitled, poorly-written PR you'd expect from a first-time small business owner who should never have quit their day job, not a cash-rich premiership side who have depended heavily on the goodwill of fans for a long time
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@StJohnstone This is Leveinball babyyyyy
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@StJohnstone Don't stop Beleiven babyyyyyy
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@CaleySpoonSnr @Spoony_10 So happy for him, not retaining him was the biggest mistake the Saints made this season, if he would come back we'd be stupid not to bring him back in the new year
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@toddy_11 @STVSport We have the best goalie in the league mate
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@STVNews Should be at westminster
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11 months
@StJohnstone That's exactly the result we needed, well done to Macca and all the players this is exactly the kind of turnaround we needed and the level of stout defending that will help us avoid relegation and even raise us up the table, love you Saintees
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Every c-list actor falling over themselves to reveal how much of a rotten conservative they really are right now, no prompt whatsoever they just don't know how to do anything except shove a camera in their stupid face
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Bella misses toh 💕
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Does Brett Gelman think pro Palestine supporters don’t know this? Are you that dumb?
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@J593993 3 goals for St Johnstone is ambitious haha
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11 months
@stjohnstone1884 Definitely not a fair circumstance to judge him under, but I wasn't in favour of the hire to begin with as I thought the team needed an outside perspective to avoid any continuity with the abysmal performances of the past two, once I see some actual progress I'll get behind him
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@sabstweets_ Sunak giving real "uncool fringe friend who has to act like an absolute cretin so his friend group doesn't just ditch him" vibes
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@hitman569 @JWood180 Because people don't stir the same outrage around trans male athletes and that's basically the only time you hear about trans athletes anyway
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@bafmcc Suppose you have to see if it's slowing the rate of increase or not. Realistically though it doesn't appear to be an effective solution so no visible incentive to push it further
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@blueheavenSJFC @StJohnstone The question is, what about this is meant to entice us to attend? Like they've forgotten that this is supposed to be entertainment and not a tiresome obligation. 'Come pay a premium to see a hapless St Johnstone lose in front of a full house of rabid away fans'
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When the Internet thinks something well made and entertaining is good
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category is: movies that the internet will have you believe are masterpieces but are really just competently-made, mid-budget vehicles for some fun performances
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@ethnoclasm @uncledoomer Very popular pop rock band is above criticism apparently
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@Viciouskeane16 His voice is pretty good and he's not a bad looking lad either, plenty of jealous melts on football twitter
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@McClain_on_NFL Force him to sit out a full season at least, if we trade him before the draft that's just caving in to his demands.
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@PaulaCoyscot I really don't understand what her appeal is? Some folk were saying if she promises not to jeopardise women's and LGBT rights she'd be a good choice but like what even stands out about her besides that?
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@StJohnstone Yes lads! Jaiyesimi is a baller been waiting for his moment
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@CDN_Socialist @PaulSch81815869 @TLDRNewsUK The MPs who decided the SNP wasn't transphobic enough lol pair of geniuses there
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@C_67_ @RB_1875 Calling kids weans is child abuse just sounds rank
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@StJohnstone @spfl Open up the cheque book Saints give him whatever he wants just don't let him leave 🙏
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@StJohnstoneFans Captain Phillips has a nice ring to it
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@GrimKim Call that marmalade
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1 year
@fayemikah @UsubeniSenpai The strings should be taut, if they're loose you're likely in the octave below, keep turning the tuning peg until you get the right note and the string is taut
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@PaulDock93 I always find it ironic that these shops will have edgy marketing and names like 'rebel beans' and then it's just the most average coffee you've had in your life with an extra charge for oat milk
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@thefeniangmbno Think this is an American doing an impression?
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@StJohnstone Sounds absolutely heartbroken, hard to watch. Man's scored 2 of our last 3 goals, deserves better
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@BBCSportScot Crichton is a straight-talking commentator who doesn't just spout hot-takes or big up her pals, hard to find in this country
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@Dunkm97 As a Saints fan I was always a bit of a Theo apologist felt he just needed game time to put the pieces together instead of turning to the retreads in their 30s, fanbase and manager largely wrote him off but I felt it was premature
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@jxx_094 Legend, if he doesn't come back to Saints I want him to stay at ICT and send you lads to the prem
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@dtaylor5633 She openly stated that she opposes equal marriage so she is the one that brought her religion into question. The way the conservatives and unionists are falling over to defend her should be setting off alarm bells but instead anyone raising this is equated to a misogynist
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@Arron2Smith @WolfofHobbiton Her averageness and big brand is part of the appeal, easy to get into especially if you don't follow music closely you at least know her name, she makes music that even people who don't listen to music will listen to
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@BBCScotlandNews Not my favourite politician but the treatment of this country's first Asian FM has been nothing short of appalling, had the cards stacked against him with racist bastards from day one. He's put his party before himself and I can respect that
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@StJohnstone Captain Phillips returns!
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3 years
@CobrastanGuy @mechapoetic Thought it said Bob Odenkirk for a second, I don't think I was emotionally prepared for that twist
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@BBCScotlandNews Stuck in an awkward position, wages are stagnant so raising taxes is only going to hamper people further, especially when people can't be choosy over which council tax band they live in with accommodation being so scarce, but could have a knock on effect with lack of funds
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@Sir_Randolph_VC @BBCSportScot Your boys are the biggest Celtic fans going if getting pumped by them is all it takes
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@thecouriersport Glad he's being looked after, lad deserves it after taking a beating for supporting his local, proper fan
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1 year
Actually it's "people know I take classified materials, seriously"
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“People know I take classified materials seriously” US President Joe Biden says he is “co-operating fully” with the investigation over classified files found at his home.
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@pavelkennedy It's mandatory to serve for Israeli citizens
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4 months
@StJohnstone Sidibeh and Clark are needing the bench, Jaiyesimi needs to start, barely seen him since he got sent off at Ibrox and results have been inconsistent ever since, he's a progressive player and solid in defense, Sprangler needs another look in too
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@joe_284 @charlieb1875 @HMFCFAN07 He's hardly shite he got an assist at McDiarmid!
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7 months
@thecourieruk Legalise it and tax the product, he's a local wealth creator who could be putting his money back into the economy and public services but instead we'd rather arrest him because we're feart of a wee green plant
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@Samcam170514 Can't blame them for taking the opportunity that was handed to them, the real blame lands on the board for not doing their due dilligence after they let Callum go
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@StJohnstone @AyrUnitedFC Would have liked to have seen Phillips start as wee Max looked a bit green against Alloa but otherwise happy that we're sticking with this team
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@RoryPennycook17 Fear of relegation makes fans reactionary, had some honking performances since the start of the new year as Levein has a clear bias toward playing younger and newer players but thankfully dropped that last night and played his best eleven
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@BBCSportScot Scottish Ref would have awarded it and given a red card
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@MattGallagher_1 We are so back
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4 months
@StJohnstone All considered through all the difficulties of the past seasons and heavy criticism that's come his way he's always maintained his composure
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5 months
@StJohnstone Get in lad, looked the part at Airdrie but lacked confidence in his finish, glad we've made an active choice to give him the nod so early in his career
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@spfl @StJohnstone The best and most consistent player this season
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