Alistair Williams
@awilliamscomedy
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Pfizer sponsored the oscars last night and they have an alopecia drug coming out. Do you see the game yet?.
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Of the 36 pregnant women in the Pfizer trial 28 lost their babies. The NHS told pregnant women to get vaccinated and used fear to pressure them into it.
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If you actually read the Pfizer data you will realise that without doubt the government is trying to kill you.
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I refuse to lock down a second time. I don't care what the law is. Who is with me?.
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They’re not boosters, they’re erasing your immune system. That’s why you keep getting ill.
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The most heavily censored comedian in the United Kingdom for good reason. 🕺
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He’s running the country not stocking the shelves in Tesco Michelle.
Couldn’t get any anti bacterial hand wash today in central London all sold out !!! @BorisJohnson.
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I’m ending lockdown on June 21st. Who’s with me?.
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Every other game I watch someone has a heart attack. I’ve seen this once in 25 yeas previously. How are people not questioning this?.
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Being forced to have an injection to go in a restaurant is an episode of black mirror and you all know it. Get off your knees.
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Both England and Wales full teams kneel for Marxism before kick off. An utter disgrace.
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Once the government mandate what you must put inside of your body you have no rights left. None. Do you understand that?.
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Remember to get vaccinated or a vaccinated person might get sick from the virus they got vaccinated against because you’re not vaccinated.
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The sun is being completely blocked out by cloud over 90% of the time here in the UK. You can argue about whether you think that is happening naturally but it Is happening and it requires an explanation.
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Because I am a comedian that supports Brexit you can no longer find me on the comedy club circuit. But you can come to my independent shows where I’m starting my own comedy industry. Tonight’s is at 6:30pm and the ticket link is below 🇬🇧🦁.
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If you don’t stop wearing masks now you be wearing them for the rest of your hellish life.
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If this was subscription based, how many people would be paying to watch this kind of nonsense?.
Excited to announce my new TV series exploring. Whiteness.@BBCTwo.2020.Here we go.
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Covid-19 is so deadly that nobody even seems to have it or be sick or be in hospital but you have to wear or mask or you might catch it and not even realise you're sick and not go to the hospital even though you need to because you're about to die from fatal Covid-19.
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It’s so amazing that we’re all totally safe from Covid now it’s no longer in the news.
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There is almost nobody on planet earth I trust less than Bill Gates. Who is with me?.
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I can’t believe climate change paralysed Justin Beiber and his wife in the same week. For God’s sake pls stop going on holiday and using straws. How many times does Prince Harry need to fly around the world on a private jet lecturing people for you to get how serious this is?.
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I am no longer complying with any government Covid Regulations. They are trying to execute their NWO plan even though we are now aware of it.
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How obvious do they have to make it for you guys to understand how you’ve been played?
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Disgusting headline. Do something about child grooming gangs with the same headline. I dare you.
Why are white men more likely to carry out mass shootings?.
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I’ve had enough of these racists. “It’s a very white crowd” so what? What’s wrong with “whites”?.
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It’s ALMOST as if they don’t want to be there isn’t it! DISGUSTING!! If they have a problem with the EU why don’t they have a DEMOCRATIC election and vote to LEAVE peacefully. Oh my, wait a second. .
Disgusting. Disrespectful. Juvenile. How dare you disrespect this Union. How dare you disrespect a PROJECT created to establish & maintain PEACE in Europe. How DARE you. Brexit is YOUR mess. YOU did this. YOU failed to pass it. Face the front and own it! 🇪🇺
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Why would you take an untested 90% effective vaccine for a “virus” with a 99.9% survival rate?.
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The numbers are fake, the tests don’t work, the hospitals are empty, the news is fake, the masks are a total waste of time except to teach you to submit to tyranny. 10 minutes of reaserch will confirm all of the above. Don’t be a 🐑.
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This is a verified blue tick comedian admitting that my association with the @brexitparty_uk is why I’m being denied opportunity to work in the United Kingdom. I need to get “through my skull” the way Britain works now. If you are pro Brexit you deserve to be denied work.
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They are not censoring @PrisonPlanet. They are censoring him first. Once all the dissenting voices are silenced you will see the true face of your overlords. Hoping this all stops and goes away is not going to work. Do you want a free and open internet? Or not?.
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Hey @BBCNews when is the story about Bill Clinton raping children going to be published? Or is the same guy from Saville and the grooming gangs working on it?.
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Twitter just locked my account for tweeting a video of Joe Biden touching children. 👀
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You Tube just demonitsed my channel. No community strikes. Main source of income - gone.
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ITV coverage of the mens football presented without comment.
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@Cruella1 @SkyNews @brexitparty_uk @UKIP Who has the most diverse list of candidates Kate? No you won’t answer that will you? Run from the truth coward.
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The people breaking Covid rules are not the problem. It’s the people blindly following them that will lead us all to hell.
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If you want to broadcast like this, then let the EU pay the license fee. There is nothing British about this broadcast at all. FAKE NEWS
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Here’s me. I’m censored because I stick up for the people of this country. I think they are generally good, decent people. I lost so much work because of my Burger King bit I have to make videos instead. I am a comedian people love to watch so I won’t quit. God save the Queen. 🇬🇧
@awilliamscomedy Jesus, if I ran a comedy club I��d definitely consider not booking you. Your stand up is funny but in these vids you just shout and scream and act like a petulant child. It’s very bizarre.
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To all the idiots with opinions replying to this article about science post Brexit - the article quotes two U.K.-based Nobel Prize winners and two Presidents of the Royal Society. How about you shut up and listen, just for once, to people who know more than you about something.
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This is a disgusting tweet. This nation fought the Nazis or did you forget that whilst you sling the word around for fun? Have some shame.
I should like to humbly apologise for confusing The Brexit Party and UKIP in my earlier Sky News interview. The trouble is Nazis all look the same to me. @SkyNews @brexitparty_uk @UKIP.
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Diseases require symptoms. If you don’t have any symptoms you do not have a disease.
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I cant believe there are so many left-wing comedians but so few left-wing voters. How odd.
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Yesterday the promoter of the Royal British legion comedy night informed me that he came under some pressure not to book me me from within the comedy industry. My “crime” was performing comedy at the @brexitparty_uk rally. Do the British public want comedy censored like this?.
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So If this isn’t planes spraying clouds in lines across the sky, what would it look like if that were happening?
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Donald Trump is arresting child sex traffickers the BBC is covering for them. Awake yet?.
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The time to refuse to comply is here. Who is with me? 🇬🇧.
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So you’re a racist and a sexist. Anything else?.
Six white men stuck in the past, conspiring to wreck our future. #StopBrexit.
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Phew. Nobody cares I’m unvaccinated anymore. All it took was WW3 😎.
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You will need to arrest / kill me before I take Bill Gates vaccine. Just letting you know up front 👍🏻.
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Just ask yourself If you really thought the world was ending and there was time to save it. Would you react like this?.
In it’s purest form, Civil Diso-Bedience is not just non-violent direct dance, it’s a way of life. #ExtinctionRebellion #SpringRebellion @ExtinctionR
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Real leftism is hating centrism and comparing anyone that disagrees with you to the Nazis. Real leftism is endorsing politically motivated violence against anyone you define as “the Nazis”. Real leftism is censorship of speech and literature as you howl about the rise of fascism.
Real centrism is thinking that hating someone for their skin color or sexual orientation is the same as hating someone for being a nazi
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When Trump wins a state they stop counting until they find enough mail in “ballots” to make him not win.
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Donald trump has been arresting child sex traffickers since he came to office. That's why the media and all the celebrities really hate him. They work for the criminals doing the child sex trafficking. I support him because I recognise this basic truth.
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Shout out to Tower 7. The only building is history to fall down out of sympathy for other buildings that recently fell down.
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If you Produce an advert featuring people wearing masks, I will never buy your product or service ever again.
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The BBC covered up for Jimmy Saville and the Grooming gangs. Here they are to tell you how David Icke has been banned for your safety. Coronavirus: David Icke's channel deleted by YouTube
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When did a single one of you vote to send billions of tax payer money to Ukraine? Let’s not pretend like we actually live in a democracy.
"I pledge that we will sustain or increase our military support to Ukraine for as long as it takes.". Prime Minister Liz Truss addresses the UN in New York, pledging more support for Ukraine. More here:
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The more the MSM attack Priti Patel the more we know she is on the side of good.
Excl: Priti Patel accused of bullying a third civil servant so badly that he signed off with stress. New allegations that she forced out her private secretary while running DFID.
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As a comedian I have lost my job for supporting Brexit. That’s why you don’t see anything but remain comedians. Luckily the British public now support my career on the below links. We have not yet begun to fight either. 🇬🇧🦁❤️.
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If you’ve had the vaccine remember, you can still catch Covid-19. If you haven’t had the vaccine make sure you have the vaccine to prevent you catching Covid-19.
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If we want our country back we will have to fight the BBC every step of the way. SAD.
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“No evidence” @afneil.
This is a total game changer! Sure looks like ballot stuffing in GA! All caught on camera. Busted! @realDonaldTrump @JennaEllisEsq @RudyGiuliani #stopthesteal
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Ask yourself why not a single verified comedian that you have heard of re tweeted this. It’s the best bit of British comedy the world produced in 2019. It was shared by 7 members of Parliament and ZERO recognised comedians. That’s how scared of speaking out they are. 🦁😁🇬🇧.
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This was my response to the opportunity to appear on the BBC Brexit coverage. Stay woke x
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David Icke is telling you to take Vitamins. Bill Gates is telling you to take the digital mark of the beast. Guess who You Tube is censoring?.
Bill Gates REFUSES to recommend nutrition (zinc, vitamin D, vitamin C) and instead focuses entirely on vaccines and police state tracking
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I’ve never seen a single game stopped for a medical emergency in 25 years watching football. This season I’ve seen at least 30. The commentators just pretend it’s normal. They’re the same people that pressured football fans into getting “vaccinated” . What a disgrace.
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Anyone taking the vaccine in public is a shill. 100% no exceptions.
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They are now three tiers of lockdown: . Corrupt, Very corrupt and Bill Gates.
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The vaccine is so effective that if strangers don’t take it yours won’t work.
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Isn’t it crazy how so many people randomly decided to become conspiracy theorists between 2019 and 2022? I wonder why.
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Hey guys @LeaveEUOfficial . I’m the Brexit Burger King guy and I’m up in Edinburgh performing my comedy at the festival, can I get a RT to let fellow brexitwers know please? . Tickets here . God save the Queen. 🇬🇧❤️.
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This government is completely corrupt. They are trying to finish this country off.
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I’m not wearing a mask anymore. If someone asks me why I’m not wearing one my response is “I don’t want to get sick”.
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I’d like to remind everyone that comedy clubs that have booked me for years no longer even return my emails now. I’ve had to give up live comedy because of the popularity of this joke. This is the world they are building for you. Joyless.
🚨BREAKING FROM ERG STEERING TODAY🚨. In an outbreak of gallows humour, this is still considered funny:. We are not convinced it will last. #GetBrexitDone.
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“We need to have a global network of surveillance”. Honestly it’s time to wake up to the harsh reality of what we are really facing and it’s not a cold virus with a 99.8% survival rate.
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I'm assuming David is 6 years old.
Brilliant work from David Hockney in Piccadilly—the first of a series of major art projects we’ve commissioned as part of our brand new #LetsDoLondon campaign. Lots more to come very soon! #DavidHockney
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People actually now think it’s normal to experience 100% cloud cover across 100% of the country 6 days a week for all 12 months of the year. 🤡.
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British people and slavery. This is why you won’t see me on TV.
We abolished slavery you ignoramus. Also it’s still happening in a bunch of countries right now. Do you want to guess at some? I’ll give you a clue, they aren’t in Europe. .
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Media like this is in direct opposition to the “hospitals are overwhelmed” narrative. Which is it? We keep referring to hospitals as “the front line” but nobody had time for a Tik Tok dance routine at Dunkirk guys.
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Now excluded from ALL major UK comedy clubs and banned from You Tube. How did Alistair Williams silently become the most censored comedian in the world? A compilation of his most famous - now banned - material. 🧵
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It is against my religious beliefs to take a vaccine that alters the DNA given to me by almighty God. Stop and imagine the price the globalists will be paying for what they are attempting to do. God will not be mocked.
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“Comedians” started calling promoters showing them pictures of me performing at a @brexitparty_uk rally and pressured most venues into never booking me again. The industry lies about who Nigel Farage really is and they use those lies to silence people like me. Never give up 🇬🇧.
@awilliamscomedy How did you lose work from the Burger King bit - that was inspired.
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They’re making “decisions” to freeze pensioners and release violent criminals from prison and people still can’t see they’re destroying the country on purpose.
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The WHO thinks China did a great job handling Covid-19. Does anyone agree?.
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Isn't it funny how Brexit supporting comedians like me can only manage 11k followers on Twitter. I guess there's just not much public support becuase there is no social media bias that's a right wing conspiracy theory.
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If you’re a grown up, fully-fledged adult and you’re using this young girl to protect your political opinions I also think you are incredibly cruel, vicious and ignorant.
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How do you destroy capitalism? You destroy businesses. Do you see what is happening yet?.
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How much longer are we going to pretend this isn’t a giant global criminal operation?.
Excellent to see this commitment from @wellcometrust and @gatesfoundation to @CEPIvaccines. Looking forward to the Global Pandemic Preparedness Summit here in the UK in March as we continue CEPI’s vital work on vaccine development.
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If you want to ban people for speech start a new country. Don’t mess this one up please. Katie Hopkins should be on Twitter. Otherwise we are all just waiting for our turn to be censored.
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A new video is coming tonight about the way the mainstream media interview Brexiteers. This is a preview. Sub to the You Tube channel In bio for full version. Xoxo AW
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They are trying to convince you that Joe Biden received the highest amount of votes in history. He can't talk, he doesn't know where he is or the difference between his wife and his sister.
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This is why the number of “cases” keeps going up.
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