@natalie_davis_5
1. Family Reunion (speed dating edition)
2. Dollar General Fan Convention
3. Walmart Cashier Interview
4. Trailer Park Open House
5. RT Willie’s Kindergarten Graduation
*five more guesses I don’t care to type out*
@SarcasmAndMore
my first ever class at Auburn he came in to a class of about 15 people, talked to every single one of us, and told us if we ever need anything to just shoot him an email. and I did. and he helped me.
he’s one of one ☝🏼
@BarstoolAlabama
“our drip”
when I think of Nike and its attachment to any particular school there’s definitely one that comes to mind but I just can’t think of who it is.
🟢🟡🦆
fuck the votes,
this presidency should be decided by an 18 hole par 5.
both candidates have to walk the course and carry their own bag.
playing from black tees.
i propose augusta.
atmosphere would be electric and historical.
just an idea, idk could be the move.
I just wanna publicly (on my private anonymous burner account) come out and say,
I’m rocking with Payton Thorne.
Saturday either ended his season or started it and we’ll find out when Arkansas rolls into town.
Bad game. Not a bad season.
#flooris7
#WDE
Food for thought:
@BigGameBoomer
preposterous statement when LSU probably has one of the greatest lists of alumni athletes out of any college
jamal adams
obj
jarvis landry
jamar chase
joe brrrrrr
leonard fortnite
honey badger
pistol pete
FUCKIN SHAQ
also said and done**
@littlemissveeee
even better!
I’ll awkwardly make eye contact w you like 7 times at the bar, tell my friends “she’s bad”, then spend sunday trying to find your instagram
Charles Barkley, Chris Porter, Jared Harper, Chuck Person, Daymeon Fishback, Jabari Smith, Bryce Brown, Mamadou N'Diaye, Frank Tolbert, Wesley Person, Chuma Okeke, Scott Pohlman, Walker Kessler, Doc Robinson, Isaac Okoro, Reggie Sharpe & Rob Chubb AIN'T WALKIN THRU THAT DOOR!!!
The new friend group beach trip inevitably turned into us playing never have I ever ultimately outting me as a druggy alcoholic and a slut.
I will never recover.
@ddaaannnniiii
you’re totally right dani,
I think just to rub it in his face you should get promotions and I’ll happily go into my vocation as your house husband
I’ll have my people contact your people
told this bitch happy birthday and she left me on read, now for my next trick I will be Facebook messaging our saved snaps to her father
fuck you Megan
my PG and PF competing for the yellow heart on snap rn.
going band for band too.
PG was recently signed as a free agent this off season.
PF been an established team member since 2019.
we’ll see who comes out on top. life is good!
@em_Lazzy
super random, but my grandfather always saved change anytime he found it. “saving pennies makes cents” but he would only pick a coin up if it was found on heads. if the tails side is up, flip it to heads and leave it where you found it so the next person can find some luck.
@CurvyDick911
crazy our height requirements are exact opposites
I find that 5’4”-5’9” tends to get a little boring
either want someone that I can throw in the air like a pizza or someone that can do the same to me
i refuse to let people forget about the 1899 sewanee tigers.
5 games in 6 days riding a train during the night and wearing leather helmets during the day without allowing a single point?
hardest cfb, let alone SEC schedule in history without a doubt.
(also Auburn 10 pts >>)
UCDavis vs Cal
Cal has a 2nd quarter KOR TD, let’s just say that doesn’t happen and UCD got the stop.
theoretically the final would’ve been 24-13
you’re telling me UCD was this close 🤏🏼 to covering a 12.5 point spread in Cal and AU can’t do it in JHS…?
#flooris7
#WDE
@Hogballburner
Mr. Hogball,
As an Auburn fan nothing would please me more than for you to get this atrocious HC. Very fun to have when it worked, but after years of recruiting nothing but middle of the line skinny fast kids it became disgusting.
Reminder Auburn averages 40+ in Ark.
Best.
Paul Skenes pulled after 7 no-hit innings and 99 pitches and it doesn’t look like he was laboring here, does it?
Look, I get it. I really do. But if we’re at the point where 120 pitches is out of the question for a horse like this guy, fuck off.