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@aubergineman08
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5 months
Shuckmeister when he gets to the newest JoJo SA scene but it's taken seriously for once and is directed towards a trans woman instead a cis girl who's still in middle school:
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Yeah, I think I'm done with JoJolands. This ain't it chief.
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@rad_dude124 Personal theory is that this dude is an animator on the show who wanted to show off shots/scenes they worked on, but with an added twist thrown in for the heck of it.
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@bigfatmoosepssy "Gen-Z has NEVER HEARD OF this comedic masterpiece before!" and it's the Simpsons.
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@twinkophrenia Average Tyler fan who got into him via Flower Boy/Igor discovering Bastard and Goblin.
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@willsgardevoir @basedkuroi @Bigman09767148 Netflix didn’t do anything with Part 6 aside from the dub and the awful release schedule. Any technical issues fall onto WBJP (DavidPro’s parent company) or DavidPro themselves for inexplicably shoving JoJo-their main cash cow-off to their B-Team to handle.
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@DonnelVillager This would’ve gone hextuple platinum at the Nintendo kid table in the middle school cafeteria circa 2017.
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@5glebs This works because even if you fuck up the power maze, Mettaton at this point in the story hasn't gone rogue yet, so you're not really punished for it.
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@Nobbie_OCs It’s so funny how the episode where Greivous locks the fuck in when fighting the Nightsisters happens in the exact same season as arguably his most humiliating defeat in all of Star Wars canon (Getting bodied by a bunch of Gungans).
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@AteSomeEggs Said this on another post, but it feels like there’s a push to make this guy into the “Hella toxic and aggressive online but absolutely terrified of making a phone call IRL” Art Twitter user equivalent to Chris Chan.
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@CrabsTreasure Neegan feels like a character that would be way more at home in the later Mortal Kombat games than he would Tekken.
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@91CALS Incel Twitter comes to the shocking realization that most women look different without makeup on. Even, so she still has a nice face without makeup on and dude was deliberating looking for an unflattering photo of her without makeup (And with makeup too tbh) as some weird gotcha
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@REFUSERADIO Everyone's making fun of that neon green dinosaur thing, but honestly the blue guy next to her looks way more out of place; Feels like he has a totally different art style.
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@nayrunayru It's like somebody saw a SunnyV2 thumbnail and went "How can I make this even more visually unappealing?"
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@jasminegalx Every time I hear someone use some variation of “Grape”, I just think of that one Whitest Kids U Know sketch where a guy tries to sell a fruit company on his new mascot, “The Grapist”.
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@Rodri7567 iirc his handle used to be "Mexican Zero-Two" but changed it because other chuds weren't taking him seriously and kept being racist towards him.
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@shonenknives The “gun or ball in it” tweet was decently funny, but then it blew up past its intended audience and ended up in the hands of Hitlerites who proceeded to make the joke not funny anymore.
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@kzzrttt Still insane how Ice Spice went from one of the biggest up and coming rappers to pretty much only listened to by mean gays in the span of 18 months.
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@aubergineman08
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@melilbi Is this literally not what the average millennial pop feminist was posting every single day during the mid-2010s?
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@star_piIot To this day I'm still completely baffled that Blizzard never once tried their hand at an Overwatch TV show. Or hell, at least put more money into the comics as opposed to letting it flounder and gradually die not long into OW1's lifespan.
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@LinkofSunshine Zei when talking about Israel: Completely based, perfectly reasonable arguments with no logical flaws. Zei when talking about the Ukraine-Russia war and the Uyghurs:
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@MxBunntastic Even funnier. The skintone the OP has for the white pharaoh is lighter than the actual white pharaoh’s skintone, and it’s STILL darker than all of the characters shown here.
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@Fabs3K “IT WAS ME, BARRY. I STOLE THAT TWITTER ARTIST WITH THE CUTE TRANSFEM OC’S PHONE AND TYPED OUT A POST AT SUPER SPRED ABOUT HOW THEIR OC WAS A MINOR DESPITE HOW MUCH THEIR CREATOR SEXUALIZES HER, PREVENTING YOU FROM BEING HORNY!”
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@IzutsumiHRT When I’m in a not finishing unresolved plotlines competition and my next opponent is the TMNT 2012 writing staff:
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@YaBoiRio The number of people finding “The PS5 has no games” joke stale is now higher than the number of games the PS5 has games.
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@Nyazsche NGL I respect the average TV Trope user's to make even the most googoo gaga Cocomelon brainrot shit sound like an epic on the same level of Homer's Odyssey or the Lord of the Rings.
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I swear to god every time, I see this guy talking about JoJo on YouTube and Twitter, he manages to hit me with the most psychic-damaging, abysmally awful, room temperature IQ takes imaginable. It's actually astounding, a true feat that needs to be studied.
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@indianloonie Honestly, I kinda see the vision beyond just “the two Indian/west Asian characters”. Though I think they’d work better as friends because both of them spend much of their shows chasing after non-Indians (iirc Tom only has the hots for white women and Ann).
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Bro is actually trying to powerscale SA in the replies I actually can't 😭😭😭😭 Go back to Konosuba or some other porn-brained 2010s Isekai, my guy. The funny punch man manga is clearly too complex for you.
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@SpongeCakeSnake @Martin09526430 It literally hasn’t. Araki chose to write about this topic totally differently; one that is a real hot button issue especially in the wake of stuff like the Nex Benedict situation. It was done very tastelessly. Comparing this to those pervious things is media illiteracy.
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@poco7o This is the woman Melanie Martinez wishes she was.
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@MatthewFerrari It’s funny when people say “Smiling Friends is better than other adult animation cuz it’s not cynical!” as if a lot of SF episodes aren’t lowkey a bit cynical before the ending (Some are just entirely cynical like Mr. Frog and the President episode).
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@dandouglas Heartbreaking: You're watching a horror/true crime documentary on YouTube and the person who made it starts saying "Unalive" like they're on TikTok.
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Oh, so now the guy with art of his sona stuffed between Rogue’s tits in his pinned is going to preach to us about what can and can’t be sexualized?
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@ruggyscruggy Victoria Neuman fans and not being able to differentiate fiction from reality; Name a more iconic duo, I’ll wait.
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Now all we need is Hamon Beat to drop some dipshit take and the two most annoying JoJotubers will finally lose their death grip on this series' fandom.
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@mmdogfood Dude, you can't just leak lines from Peggy's next single like that.
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@AlonditeBar This is 1000% the fault of the Tumblr porn ban and the proceeding migration of people off that site, I just know it.
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@inherentvibes Accusing Fiona Apple of being a pick me artist for men while being a Swiftie is insane.
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@Fabio_JRogue Cold and unoriginal take, but Invincible is one of the only animated projects with a mostly celebrity/non-VA cast where said celeb/non-VA cast is bringing their A-game.
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@husbandliker This reminds me of the time I saw a guy on Reddit complaining about a subreddit gradually going to shit because it became anti-car and pro-public transport. The subreddit in question was r/fuckcars.
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@JoshuaTookes It's because it's Spilling the Milk. Their presence will make anything feel worse.
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@StJohnsShirtGuy @PoorOldRoloTony Exceptionally rare Chevy Chase W.
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@twinkophrenia There was a point where Reddit kept trying to recommend me r/thecinemassacretruth for like 2 months, so I found myself lurking through it a few times, and I unironically believe there are Kiwifarms lolcow boards that are somehow less miserable and parasocial than that subreddit.
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@twinkophrenia “Media” being a blanket term for art as a whole is also just something that’s been used in academia for decades, so I don’t know why a subsection of Twitter users decided to get really pissy about it recently.
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@MobiusMr @shaabiranks If you look at Trump's votingl history pre-Obama, he flip-flopped a lot lol. Was a Democrat until he registered as Republican in 1987. Then he was independent in 1999-2000 as part of a failed presidency campaign. And then he went back to voting Dem again until Obama was elected.
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@davidrazi @GentleDoofus @JustinWhang They probably don't wanna audibly say Elon's name after that one episode where they sucked him off for like 22 minutes.
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@powcampsurvivor Me but unironically.
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@chronocrump It’s the fact he keeps pairing massive anime eyes with relatively realistic, humanesque mouths/noses on his designs that does it for me. Such a visually unappealing combo.
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@M0NK3Y_G1RL @SSRI_Binger Shallows has a really dumb tagline, yes, but I watched it with family once and it’s one of, if not the only non-Jaws shark movie that doesn’t blow absolute ass.
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@KanyeFrotting @franco_g02 @willsgardevoir “Future’s only stuff towards mid was at the very start of his career” Me when I fucking lie cuz at least 70% of Future’s discography is mid.
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@livkayeOF @jack_luddy Deep was about to blow A-Train because Homelander told him to, of course he would sniff his chair.
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@SmallPutrk "How did American Fiction win over Oppenheimer?" - Guy who has watched both. I liked American Fiction but it is admittedly kinda rough. The two plots clash a bit at times and the ending blows.
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@CharMayCry People (rightfully) give Super Mario 3D All-Stars' release window a ton of shit, but at least that got a physical release that stayed in retail circulation for a while and you can still find for a decent price if you know where to look.
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@willsgardevoir It’s so funny how OP is gassing up Hex Maniac from Pokémon in the replies, aka a character that people only have the hots for because of fanart.
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@ruggyscruggy Dante is so much stronger than me because if THIS was the woman I fumbled because I wanted to play more League of Legends, I think I would actually kill myself.
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@Vinod_r108 @ShitpostGate Pitbull named Adolf Hitler But Larger:
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@Jagaimo_NoOwari I'll be honest: I took a break from JoJolands to catch up on some other mangas, so I kinda forget that Jodio and Dragona are high school-aged and not college-aged. My bad, chief.
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Typing quirk mf’ers will be like “Yeah, my typing quirk is perfectly understandable!” and then this is their typing quirk:
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1. i am not taking down anything my strawpage is my own personal thing so respectively, just get off it and hush please 2. i was not making fun of your typing quirk other people will so SHUSH!!!! also Mean word at the bottom hey!!!!
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@DioxideCancer This Security Breach hoodie I got from Hot Topic like a year ago is lowkey fire tbh; One of the better graphic tees/hoodies I’ve seen there.
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@chumblings Don't think I've ever met a fan of Coffin of Andy and Leyley who's also a well adjusted person. ESPECIALLY if they're favorite character is Ashley.
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@TypeCNegative It’s giving
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@JoJoVenturePS1 It’s so funny how people act like Stroheim glorifies the Nazis, as if he wasn’t fucking shit up and/or getting bodied at every turn, and was a straight up villain in his debut arc.
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@Bolshie_Boy I feel like Northernlion's gonna get hit with a Jerma situation where he gets an influx of annoying, Tumblr user-adjacent fans, and a bunch of contrarians will try to pretend he was never funny/likeable to begin with to spite these fans.
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@GHojlund @gothgirl_prelaw OP listening to Everywhere at the End of Time be like: "How am I supposed to enjoy this? There's no lyrics telling me what emotions I'm supposed to be feeling right now!!!"
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@musicstruggles1 “Japanese Jazz is superior to American Jazz!” Betting 5 bucks that this guy has not listened to a single American Jazz album before and his only exposure to Japanese Jazz is through either the Cowboy Bebop OST, one of the Persona OSTs, or Flying Beagle.
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@demujo_ @COBBTIMUS_PRIME Like fr this entire list screams "I'm a white hipster who only listens to indie rock". Barely any rap/hip-hop, barely any R&B, barely any jazz, barely anything that doesn't fall under the rock or indie sphere, and I'm like 95% certain Bjork is the only female artist here.
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“Hating Lesbians” and its bi women clapping back at a chronically online, vocal minority of lesbians projecting the fact that they fumbled a bisexual baddie during college and she wound up dating a guy.
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I really love how every Pride Month it very quickly becomes a race to see who can hate lesbians most.
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@allowedtohit Using anything other than /5 or /10 rating scale is already a red flag, but the complete word salad that is this brief review makes me wonder how horrendously pretentious the full version is.
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@the_Bradster007 Pedro Pascal carried this movie so hard; It's insane.
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@ranmasaotome96 Hotel California isn’t an all time favorite of mine but it’s very comfortably like, the best (and also only good) Eagles song. I get why it’s popular with people. Dream On is a weird one because I really like the chorus, but don’t really care for the rest of the song.
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@Vaporwave_07 Never before has a meme related to me harder than when Twitter started pushing more and more “Must consoom”/“Muh hyperfixiation” autistic people onto my timeline.
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@fyridk Always assumed it was a mutation of those “Blob acting out a trope OP likes/dislikes” engagement bait posts that started popping up earlier this year.
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@star_piIot Super cold take but Overwatch and League of Legends are the poster child for “Insanely popular multiplayer games with potentially really interesting lore that their publishers just don’t know how to expand on and capitalize. Like, at all.” At least League got Arcane…
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@vanzinoia Remember seeing a post from last year where a guy explained how the Porn Dude was in it for the love of the game, and would help people of all backgrounds find the porn they wanted. Meanwhile the Porn Geek is just a gooner who only cares about what brings him sexual pleasure.
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@EwanGoodwin2 @sillyeralol Narrative peaked with that final “3 Manhunters vs. Speedrunner” and it was all downhill from there. They also started feeling way more staged as he added more manhunters.
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@dereketz I used to be friends with a guy like this in high school and he genuinely argued once that the Rape of Nanjing was justified because of what China does nowadays.
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@Primekelly414 Eh, I think the more explicitly human Nendoroids feel kinda soulless TBH. Like they rely way too much on the chibi aspect to be appealing. The non-human ones (Or less obviously human ones like Pomni) look a lot better tbh.
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Respect to Dante for recognizing he was the issue in the relationship and I hope he and Laura remain friends, but I’m sorry… if THIS was the woman I fumbled because I was playing too much League, I would immediately brick my League account and then kill myself. No hesitation.
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Laura and I broke up. While I could sit here and try for hours to explain the reason why, it all comes down to one simple truth; I’m not ready for a relationship. From the get go, I told her that my career would be my first priority. She always did everything she could to
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@dykelab Unironically goes kinda hard.
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@willsgardevoir While I like the shortened version used for the show, it wasn’t until I listened to the full version that I really fell in love with Chase. Seriously, listen to this fucking guitar solo bridge after the first chorus. Lowkey my favorite chunk of ANY JoJo opening.
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@BortusKun @b1oodystarr It’s scenes like this that make me wish the current JoJo anime-as much as I love it-played around with the medium of animation more instead of focusing on essentially recreating the manga 1-to-1.
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@severeerror52 @viperwave Yeah, when you ignore its cultural impact and how it negatively affected the way the show handled serialization going forward, the Shezwan episode is really good. One of the show’s best, I’d argue.
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@cassettedude "What about what happened to Kwite-" The Kwite allegations were like one person just going "Bro just trust me" with like 4 fake screenshots and the only reason it gained any believability was because Kwite went radio silent for like 2 weeks before he responded.
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@tylerduran21 @nescartridges It’s giving Flannery from Pokémon vibes.
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Quiet Place is lowkey kinda dumb but I feel like it’s held higher level of scrutiny compared to other dumb horror. “Why don’t the monsters get distracted by their own noises” Cuz they’re smart enough to differentiate their noises from human noises??? Not that hard to understand.
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one thing i can't get over about the quiet place movies is how these monsters are attracted to the sound of a pin dropping but they make the craziest loudest noises at literally all times. how do they not spend all their screentime chasing their own tails
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@blkazutora I‘m struggle to put it to words, but it feels like there’s this massive clique of super aggressive/toxic online but hella non-confrontational IRL Twitter/TikTok users trying to turn this guy into their version of Chris Chan.
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@PersonthePerso2 Dobson praising the DIC Zelda cartoon and then getting mad at the later Zelda games for making Link kinda fruity is so fucking funny, cuz like… did he watch the same DIC Zelda cartoon as me??? Because I swear Link went full-on fruit mode for that show.
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@blephin_ A video on Drake vs. Kendrick by Jontron at his peak would be either the single funniest YouTube video of all time or the most horrifically racist work of art created since the Civil Rights Act was passed.
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@kzzrttt Instagram Reels is somehow going to become even worse.
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@D0rit05_ Kuma from Tekken would be Bonnie coming in right afterwards and shooting Joe repeatedly.
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@ranmasaotome96 Do you think EyepatchWolf looks back on this video the same way Oppenheimer looked back on the atomic bomb?
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@guymrdth @honeybunwife No they weren’t.
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Call me a pr*sh*pp*r or whatever, but I feel like calling someone “Mr. Epstein” cuz they drew Amy Rose porn at some point is a really overblown and aggressively chronically online reaction.
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@hasooyvs “White woman has been here.” “How can you tell?” “Calling sad and melancholy pop music ‘female rage music’.”
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@mattxiv Maybe I just lived in a well-funded school district, but HIV was a big part of sex ed when I was in school and they would stress repeatedly that you could be asymptomatic with it for several years, and also that sex wasn’t the only way to get it.
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@RyanRibbity I remember seeing a headcanon when I was young that Luigi's Mansion is a direct continuation to Paper Mario, and the "dead Bowser" references are there because Bowser died after the final battle. He then goes on to become King Boo, hence his desire to get revenge on Mario.
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@HimejoshiSlim To the average "Animation is Cinema" person Ghibli absolutely is connoisseur art.
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@Z4Veronica @murderxbryan Cruise Ship Enthusiast is one of the lamest types of guys ever. They’re basically upper-middle class white people who wanna flex their wealth by spending two weeks on what is essentially a Margaritaville that sometimes parks itself at a Caribbean Island for a couple hours.
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@viperwave The Schezwan Sauce episode is actually really good (Probably the only good episode form Season 3 tbh), but it very much set a bad precedent for any of the more serialized episodes going forward (Address plot points as spitefully as possible, and end them as quickly as possible).
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Cockadookie
30 days
@JennyGeist_ People on this site have been trying to push “coworker” as a replacement term for normie for a couple years now, and it’s just not working since 1) It comes off as even more resentful than normie. And 2) You can kinda tell a lot of the people who use it are unemployed.
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