David Razi
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TECHNICAL DAVE - NO UTOPIA
is now on youtube
and Newgrounds!
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@HoneywellNTodd
I am not a pacifist. If someone is breaking into your house, call the police. It's their job to use force to maintain peace. That's one reason why people live in cities.
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@TheEbonyMaw
@PandasAndVidya
I’m so fucking glad I’m not dating being married is fucking great
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Few things will ever strike me as being as funny as this image.
Please send more with the same energy.
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@Dustinpenner25
"wHy Is YoUr CaMeRa In My FaCe?!!?""
probably cause they're afraid of being assaulted by cops.
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@LavenderGhast
“You want sexy female game characters? PORN ADDICTION!”
“You don’t want female space marines? CLOSET HOMOSEXUAL!”
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@OttawaPolice
“We tried intimidating them, not talking to them, kettling them, illegally seizing their bank accounts, slandering them, arresting them- Every means of de-escalation!”
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@lporiginalg
Lots of people can’t visualize in their heads either. I legitimately feels like that’s a disability.
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@DarnelSugarfoo
Remember that WKUK sketch where he says celebrities have to record a tape of them raping a child before they can get into Hollywood?
LOL
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Okay changing a character's race for no reason seems dumb but I absolutely have to put my fucking foot down on this one.
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@Akai_Ookami5051
@Ganglosaxonnne
Also his voice is OKAY. He’s not bad. He got big cause he’s a funny internet haha man but it went right to his head.
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@herecomesbeef
@mercurymieu
Actually I think mine was:
-anime
-im not gonna draw anime anymore
-im not gonna draw at all anymore
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Giving this sculpture a 7 out of 10 maybe I’ll change it to an 8 later or a 6 I’m not sure but for now it’s a 7
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They're already starting damage-control.
The new ST already looks like shit and everyone knows it, but let's just blame sexism and racism.
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@Nyigger
@totally_not_ace
@dyingscribe
So white people “definitely didn’t start rally racing” but you thought it was from Poland.
Wanna take a sec to rethink that one?
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@DefiantLs
I live in Canada.
My wife had a baby this week.
The nurses warned us there was a formula shortage.
Guess they’re just conspiracy theorists.
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@GentleDoofus
@JustinWhang
“The previous owner”
They won’t say his name? Everyone knows who he is.
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There is a gentleman on my train with "swagged out" tattooed on his head in what I can only describe as 72pt Jared Leto Script Bold.
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it’s okay gang, his face wasn’t melting, it’s just that his head was invisible.
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@MKULTRAMILF
@JustinWhang
“Why is your car dirty?”
“Because there was a car accident a few blocks over.”
What?
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@ShitpostGate
@TheAngelKing47
The Europeans were too good at it.
It’s like getting kicked from a CS server for “wall hacking” when really you were just better than everyone.
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no no nononon NO NO NONO!!!!!
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Some guy just came out of the blue and asked for files from the Black Mesa map I made 12 years ago. Weird.
Also: I made a coop map of Black Mesa 12 years ago!
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Say it with me, fellow liberals:
ASSASSINATION IS WRONG, EVEN WHEN WE DO IT.
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@Sunupu5150
@MelonsMoon
@PandasAndVidya
@CuntRequiem
@ViceMeister
Until the founders get bullied into suicide (yes that literally happened)
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@GamingAndPandas
I saw that recently while watching King of the hill, and I honestly thought that had been edited into the scene recently to reference a modern show
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@LivingScribe
This is like finding out an indie musician has wealthy parents.
Manufactured struggles.
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@2gay2lift
Wow Chris Rock is remarkably collected, good for him.
Also either Will hits like a bitch or Chris is pretty solid.
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If I heard correctly, a hispanic democrat just shot up an airport, which, if true, I'm sure will lead to lots of insightful journalism.
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Say hello to William Robert Dryburgh, the best thing I’ve been a part of and the greatest gift Hannah could give me.
I am a father. Life is good. 🥰
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@redconz
@Babygravy9
This person is not a real soldier. They probably heard the term MRE once and think it applies to all military food.
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@SophNar0747
The entire concept of making all these flags is fucking stupid anyway. We don’t need flags for basic aspects of people’s lives and personalities, it’s self-absorbed, unnecessary and weird.
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@bbcworldservice
Sorry but the media told me that only Nazis would push a conspiracy theory like this.
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@dyingscribe
At least the comic acknowledges that it’s generally women who give men shit for being emotional
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@HarmlessYardDog
@OrwellNGoode
No, bigotry, by definition, is the refusal to accept other points of view. So really, THAT VIEWPOINT is bigotry.
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@stillgray
“We learned all these things in the trial”
Things that we all actually knew before the trial that you ignored or suppressed, yes.
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@dyingscribe
This is sad but I don’t know how anyone can possibly do something like this thinking it’s wise.
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@PuddiTatLevi
@FutaOnMale_Ver3
“They all go by something called gamer tags, which is Internet code because a gamer is someone who tricks women and tag is what they call it when they carve their name into their victims”
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@ChrisRGun
Wouldn't saying it's not possible to be prejudice against men be in of of itself a prejudice against men, thereby proving its own existence?
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@MensHealthMag
Talking to people: divisive.
Libellous hateful clickbait articles: not divisive.
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@dyingscribe
Yeah that claim has always been *redacted*. They identify as straight? Okay great I don’t care. They probably don’t identify as pedophiles either.
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@TMannu6
@PandasAndVidya
They still don’t get it. It’s not the muscles. It’s the MAN FACE AND NO TITS.
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@PandasAndVidya
“condoms aren’t effective enough”? They’re generally considered more effective than the pill, and the most effective method aside from no sex at all 🙄
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I'm
🔘a picker
🔘a grinner
🔘a lover
🔘a sinner
🔘playin' my music in the sun
🔘a joker
🔘a smoker
🔘a midnight toker
🔘get my lovin' on the run
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@CountDankulaTV
HOLY SHIT.
The question is: is this is most dangerous cover they've ever done?
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Thank you to everyone for the kind words regarding the new Chris Ray Gun video I worked on. It was a lot of fun, and you're all super nice.
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2017 and I still haven't heard a compelling argument for identical twins being considered two seperate people.
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@JasonBryanTweet
no wonder the news hates evil sites like 4chan, it's one of the last places you find people thinking.
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@dyingscribe
“From someone who let you go to someone who holds you tight” is not weird at all.
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@undeadscribe
"Today's youth aren't dumb enough to eat Tide Pods, that was clearly a joke!"
Okay maybe so but this is WAY FUCKING WORSE
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