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Tennessee born ATL native turned New Yorker cum gringo living in Brazil. Still watching 162 Braves games a year (usually more).
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@MaxFriedstash
Demonizing “the media” as a blanket statement is exactly why we’re here my guy
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@scottcoleman55
MLB: “We invested millions to develop this program that simulates the experience of watching your favorite baseball team on TV!”
Fans: “Great! But can I just watch my favorite baseball team on TV?”
MLB: “THERE ARE BLACKOUT RESTRICTIONS ON YOUR FAVORITE TEAM IN YOUR AREA.”
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@LeslieMinesIII
This is from a muted account but I have a feeling I know exactly who it’s from.
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I honestly cannot get over a lead off triple and not scoring. This is the most damning evidence of a lost season I’ve seen to date. Utterly embarrassing and like kind of physically impossible?
@michiokaku
weigh in pls.
#braves
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And OF COURSE Braves radio function isn’t working on Apple TV. So now I have to listen to these amateur dolts talk around the game never about the game.
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Kirby Yates is not the guy for high leverage situations. He is the guy for Margaritaville leverage situations.
#braves
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Unfortunately I have learned from moderately extensive research that the Quikrete patch is within the Braves style guide. I can’t say these are the same golds in person, but we only have the marketing department to blame for the sore thumb
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We can’t just be conceding games with zero offense to the Pirates when we were fortunate enough to not see their two aces. This is why the Phillies are rolling.
#braves
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@beccasbraves
I quite literally do not understand it. I don’t understand why she is saying “I’m only 20 years old” I DO NOT UNDERSTAND THIS. I am of moderate intelligence, and I do not understand. How could this have tested well in focus groups
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@OregonBravesMan
Incredible. I always go back and forth on the TBS effect, whether it’s real or not. I want to believe. Growing up in Atlanta, TBS was just my hometown team network–no distinctions. Even if I do believe, now I’m just sad that subsequent generations don’t have it
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@dren_braves
My cousins friend works at MLB and he told me that’s what they’d rehearsed but India forgot his lines and apparently tried to improv. Imagine winging the bard. THE BARD
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The
#braves
could win the whole thing, they could absolutely turn it around, but I will neither forgive nor forget these two months. I like 162 more than I like October. I said it.
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Ok hear me out. What if the
#braves
DFA’d the entire bullpen and replaced them with a pen full of actual bulls and just let them go to town in the 7th every night
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Chipper out here looking like the 45 year old auditing your Intro to Psychology class, making the most of his second chance in life.
#Braves
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Something about Braves pitching seems to wake up sub .200 hitters like an incantation from The Book of the Dead.
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@cantguardjake
It’s not great. But it’s not bad either. The verbal abuse at CitiField for just wearing a Braves hat is much worse
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No one wants to hear this but the reason there are so many
#Braves
fans at the Trop is because the top half of Florida is just Georgia with the beaches we deserve. I can say this because I have family there. We don’t speak
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The wifi is terrible in São Paulo right now. Can’t stream the
#Braves
game. So I thought “cool I’ll kick it old school. Ben and Pete on 680. What do I need visuals for?” Of course Ronald hits a lead off homer.
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Facts. Anyone who is in up in arms about it is, well, just quite literally racist.
@Russ_Dorsey1
@mlbtraderumors
@YahooSports
Players like Jackie Robinson, Hank Aaron, Willie Mays, and Ernie Banks all played in the Negro Leagues and came to the MLB and destroyed their competition. Their league was absolutely on par with the MLB at the time. Frankly, it might’ve been harder.
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Michael Harris The Second is a really good hitter. I think he will get even better! Wow!
#braves
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Bally I insist you demote that cameraperson immediately. Every Ronnie homer matters right now and that was outrageous.
#braves
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@SPeeblesSports
Bro that was a rough series though, Ive mostly compartmentalized the trauma. The only thing I can remember is 1-0 loss on a single Juan Soto HR.
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Ozuna did the opposite of what his regular-season instinct would’ve done on every one of those pitches. That is the epitome of playing tight
#braves
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Turning it off. It worked on Monday. But I refuse to suffer through bad at bats and worse managerial decisions. Hope kills.
#braves
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We’re so fucking embarassing but only internally. I know other fanbases have it much worse. But like. We’re kind of lame right? Christ.
#braves
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Does. John. Smoltz. EVER. Stop. Complaining. About. Every. GD. Thing. In. The. Game. Of. Baseball. That. He. Personally. Does. Not. Like. My god. Please. Shut. TF. Up.
#braves
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Arcia’s at bats look like one of those British sketch shows set in WWI and he’s like a junior corporal who peaks his head above the trenches and a bullet wings off his helmet and it spins around 360 degrees and he says something like “bobs your uncle mate?” or some shit
#braves
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@SnitLover
@b00f_szn
Ok man. It’s cool. We were just making a few jokes. Didn’t mean any harm!
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Thinking about having kids now just so I can direct my time, care, and attention to something that might actually bring me joy.
#braves
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Arcia is not a good enough hitter to not be more disciplined at the plate. I love him, I’m proud of him, but he’s gotta wait for his pitch.
#braves
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John Smoltz I am BEGGING YOU to stop praising Yankees players while the
#Braves
are smoking the ball all over the field and you’re on Bally Sports SOUTH. Read the GD room
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Balls are flying for the Cards but
#braves
only reaching the warning track. We need to look into the very real possibility that STL is using cloud seeding technology between half innings. My other crackpot theory is something about forcefields, still working on it
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How is this bowlegged goober striking out everyone. Am I going to have tell my grandchildren about the time the Braves got shutout by first ballot Hall of Famer :checks notes: Chase Silseth?
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I’ve never seen such an abstract, go with what you feel, what are the vibes??? Strike zone this year. Umpires union omertà is making this game objectively un-fun.
#braves
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@JasonInTN
Had the same thought but thought it was homer thinking. I think im over the shtick, get your work done.
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The best thing about “throw it again” is Dr. Peter Alonso inadvertently gave the world a meme that works for ANY of his at-bats. And this is a game of failure.
#braves
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Im excited for the smug “
#Braves
always turn it around in June relax people I-told-ya-so-‘ers” to smug out their little tweets, because I would love that to be the case! But this offense has mass psychosis
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Absolutely embarrassing situational hitting but the most embarrassing of all walking Arcia is like he’s not a human windmill.
#braves
I dunno who should be more embarrassed, the Braves, the Phillies, Arcia or Eli White.
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“Now, if they had walked Acuna or Riley or Olson or Murphy or Ozzie or Eddie or Arcia, literally ANYONE besides Ozuna then maybe I get it. But him???”
#Braves
’ Michael Harris II on his walk-off hit: “To see them walk Ozuna to want to have to face me, kind of put a fire in my you-know-what.”
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I wanna hate Alec Bohm but I just can’t. As a mediocre white man who has consistently failed forward with no semblance of what he’s actually doing professionally, I can’t help but be inspired by his mind-numbingly vanilla trajectory.
#braves
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@BravesGasm
As a kid I really thought elephant guns would more prevalent in society. As an adult I continue to unravel Big Cartoon’s ball of lies
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Now Smoltz is complaining that pitchers bodies are too hot, too sexy, and theyre getting injured at high rates because “you can’t pull fat.” Jfc
#braves
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In one scenario, this is clear brand dilution. In another, more terrifying scenario, fascism has gone “old navy” and we should all be worried. Their Fall/Winter line will tell us a lot!
MAGA hats used to be standardized red. Now you have home, away, city edition, retro, city connect, etc
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I love that little Travis oppo liner. It’s so Travis. In the same way things were very much Raven.
#braves
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I agree with this take but these are among the better crop. These are pretty hard, no-nonsense.
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I hate to lose him, but we need Ron Washington IN Washington sorting out our broken and entrenched USPS system. Why? That guy knows how to SEND!
#braves
ok I am leave
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It’s come to the point where I peek through hand-covered eyes when Acuña comes to the plate. Theyre not even competitive.
#braves
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Braves organist playing “Let’s Get Physical” for Carlos Correa?!?! Incredible.
@bravesorganist
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I was hoping the Braves could get a lead safe enough to let Soler have a solo HR as a little treat
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Kelenic is pissed and he’s hitting the piss out of the ball and I love it
#braves
you can play mad in baseball if you know how to channel it. Bryce Harper or Max fried classic examples
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I was picturing like a Snell/Gallen lovechild. This dude is like Lance Lynn 60 pounds ago
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@b00fffff
The returns on starting pitching have always delivered. Like a timeshare in Myrtle beach
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Gonna watch the top of the order. Depending on how it goes, I might turn it off. Watching obsessively for 162 games doesn’t mean I need to suffer for these.
#braves
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“… and I would agree with that but…” bloviates for 5 mins without breathing making completely opposite argument.
- John Smoltz, broadcast professional
#braves
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This game is so fucking boring. And here’s what I’ve realized the playbook against the
#Braves
is: 1. let em hit it hard but a little off kilter, fly out. 2. If anyone gets on base, junk at the bottom of the zone until DP. 3. 90mph down the middle third. Cannot catch up with it.
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Surgery was successful. The doctor-patient is now resting.
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My god this humiliating for him. Borderline kink
#braves
this feels more or less like the definition of "rent free"....why are you namedropping a player on a team that's better than you? lol
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@BravesNinja2
The thing is, it’s not just Braves twitter. It was the national baseball media too. We’re not in a bubble. Every pundit and prognosticator out there had it as a toss up between the Dodgers and the Braves.
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I think Bryan Reynolds is a great player. He seems to have a really shitty attitude. I think 20% of this was him seeding with the media how he wanted to be traded. The other 80% is just his face.
#braves
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@Acunas_Antics
Haha I know I was just kidding. I think he pretty much only DHs now. And he’s still overworked.
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What people don’t realize about Austin Riley and him grounding out all the time is that he had a close friend die by worms. Worms killed his friend. And he swore revenge thus the ground balls to disturb the worms. He doesn’t even like baseball. He came for the worms.
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Snit pretending he doesn’t know what a Maddux is is pure theater. Love the midwestern nice, but cmon that’s a franchise own appellation.
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