@extrafabulous
mine is quite pleasant on the high setting. let me first say that i am NOT gay nor do I enjoy butt stuff on my own, but i love getting the water deep into my guts and then squirting it all back out. i’m like a playful kitten in a sense
@burnme121107
@yanivvol
@MatiasHannecke
that, and the amount of mileage they’ve gotten out of marketing with the original. the original is well known and beloved, the remake is criticized heavily. you don’t see them putting characters from the remake on everything from cups to backpacks
@Absolunar
my job has a panic room and it’s called “my car going 90 mph through a residential area while listening to ambient drone and screaming bible verses”
@mszrsmerci
I will sit and think about the Arby’s roast beef sandwich I had for dinner the night before. So salty and tender, I even had two! I also drank a root beer with it. I think about Arby’s every time I fly. It puts my mind at ease and lets my soul prepare for takeoff
@NostalgiaFolder
put these bad boys on my balls once. one in front, one behind - both in between the jewels, right in the center. hurt like hell but it looked so freaky and awesome that i refused to pull them off for 10 whole minutes. they were left purple and i might never procreate
@murderxbryan
this is for every American out there who keeps up with the Israel-Palestine conflict but never learned American history. we’re here for you ✊
@wildrose76
@Univers99618787
@fuckyouiquit
if you give them notice that you will leave if not compensated better and they refuse, you’ve done what you can and “leaving on good terms” teaches them no lessons. and if you’re so unlucky that the same person is now your superior again, you should change jobs anyway
@PradageeX
@InsaneRealitys
If I were to take you and hold you under water for being so stupid (hypothetically) and then shoot live rounds at and around you (I would never do this), you’d absolutely hear it. If this happened (it would never happen I’m way too busy) you’d realize how wrong you are
@kzeillmann
@VicVijayakumar
we need to just come up with a way to create local DBs on the client so that all calls are local. MUCH faster that way. To combat outdated data, the entire DB will just need to be downloaded every time it’s accessed
@HAUM3A
@ImSmilingRn
sorry i have to use my calendar very often every day. i’m so fucking sorry about that. i’m sorry. i’ll try to have a less busy schedule going forward. fuck i’m sorry. shit