Mad Michael 🇵🇸
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He/him. I'm asexual but I think movies should be hornier. 30-something. 90s horror is underappreciated.
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@TheHyyyype
The woman who sexually assaulted me in college asked the next day if we were boyfriend-girlfriend the next day. I almost didn't say no. Emotional vulnerability and abuse of it can be hardcore.
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Werner Herzog's review of the Super Mario movie:
April is the cruelest month, breeding lilacs out of the dead land, mixing memory and desire, stirring dull roots with spring rain.
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@Jeffrey_reads
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And due to the large investment, we would want to utilize this for public transport. Perhaps there could be stations that people go to where these vehicles would pick them up at scheduled times. 🤔
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@KingFreakyBlack
@diabeyonce
"Young people these days are so lazy. Don't want to do anything."
*teens literally organizing a protest to stand up against homophobia*
"They're just doing it because they don't want to do schoolwork."
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@beauty2streetz
@KendraWrites
All the comments concerned about plastic are going to give me an aneurysm. Millions of people are living without shelter or access to sanitary options for pissing and shitting.
Prioritize.
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@TheThomason
"Guys I don't know about this whole door-bolted-from-the-outside thing."
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Man getting eaten up on Pazuzu Twitter
Why did he include what appears to be a Dracula in the thumbnail
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@dennisbhooper
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@DrakeGatsby
Can't believe they'd just give out the pizza's assassination coordinates like that
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@allowedtohit
You laugh but my mother was killed by helicopter blades while eating at Outback Steakhouse
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@gilgilgilgil5
@CarlBeijer
It's their labour that is being exploited to enrich a few. Why is this hard to grasp?
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@willow_catelyn
I took my nephew to see John Wick 4, and afterwards he said it's the best cinematography he's ever seen. I was shocked to hear that word come out his 15yo mouth.
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@SortaBad
@TheHyyyype
I once instinctively said "nice" to a coworker when they happened to say 69. 🤦
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@KendraWrites
Like the rail workers dispute. It's clear how important these people are to the rest of the country but they don't deserve sick pay???
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@itsunclecarl
He does it by hiring the best of the best, including a producer who keeps the studio off his back. It's basically a heist.
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@jbromovies
I don't understand why companies think letterboxing is so terrible. I can handle some black bars! Just let me see the thing.
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Fincher has made a movie about an actual real life serial killer, but this guy is still the most psychopathic character he's put to screen
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@AITA_reddit
NTA. The adults handled this incredibly poorly and, really, should have expected this. There are so many things the dad could have done but he didn't. Kid's reaction is understandable.
Plus now he and granny are best buds.
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Scorsese/Mollie gave Ernest one last chance to do the right thing at the end, and he still failed.
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I just hope Eggers was wise enough to keep this way too tall bed. It's my favourite part of the movie.
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@SeanMBurns
8 films.
Piranha 2
Terminator
Aliens
The Abyss
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@PleaseBeGneiss
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@lrphilipson
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@steinkobbe
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@christi3k
@Ian_Mosby
When I was taught how to teach a course on proper lifting techniques they *explicitly* addressed people doing this. I can only imagine that people training on racial bias and sensitivity are similarly trained.
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@LeahandBacon
@Kristen_Arnett
In my experience people 40-55 are the most entitled brats out there. Of course every age group has them though.
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@TheHyyyype
...fake female voice, "Housekeeping!" Then 10 seconds later a female cop said "Pizza's here." Wtf kind of nonsense is this? They clearly don't give a shit. Then there's the time I was nearly murdered...
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@TheHyyyype
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Not being allowed to oppress others based on my religious beliefs is a totalitarian nightmare that necessitates sectarian violence.
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@Kailikapu
I remember reading a book in school about the inhabitants of one island who were forced to leave for the tests. They were told it would be safe to go back in a few years. At the time I read the book, it had been 40+ years and still not safe. 🫤
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@dennisbhooper
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@shaun_vids
Yea, this is the culmination of a 40+ year project. I think they're pretty happy with themselves.
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That they are the converse of each other. One is guilty and treated as innocent by the right, the other is innocent and treated guilty by the right.
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@cnviolations
I love the trend of RW freaks mistaking fetish porn/art for leftist conspiracy. Truly great minds at work
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Even in his mockery of the abolishment of gender roles he can't help but be patriarchal.
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America the only place with a constitution 😒
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@shaun_vids
Just like how you would have been better served assuming everything the US military said about the Vietnam war was a lie
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@redditships
I love that they missed that the obvious lie is to say that they messed up the order. Who would doubt that?
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@UnionDrip
Amazing how much productivity keeps going up yet retirement doesn't go down. Weird how that works.
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@AstroKatie
My 15yo nephew is into debating and I've engaged in it with him a few times. I tried to stress to him that for many people these issues are not just cold logic, it is deeply personal and that he should respect that.
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@TheHyyyype
...and the officer who interviewed me the next day was making jokes with another officer in another room while I explained what I remembered. The cop also made fun of me and what stupid things I said in the ambulance. Never found the guy either.
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@GovJVentura
Yoooo! I rewatched Predator after seeing the amazing Prey. Your performance is always the standout to me.
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@BrndnStrssng
So SAG should have held to strike so he specifically could promote his show? There's always another show to promote dude.
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@christi3k
@Ian_Mosby
I would shut down the obvious trolling and if you didn't comply I would eject you from the training and explain to your supervisor how you purposely attempted to derail the training.
And I don't think playing the idiot will go over well with a supervisor either.
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@BBW_BFF
What's funny is how Walk Hard barely dramatized that part. Johnny Cash's brother was cut in half by a saw blade as a child.
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I just walked out of a screening of The Shining, so it's time to remind everyone that the axe scene is definitely inspired by The Phantom Carriage, which came out in 1921 (the same year as the photo from the end of The Shining!)
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@ajhan
I was yelling at my TV that he needs to say, "I have no desire to sit the Iron Throne! I just want to save my people!" The fact that he didn't makes me think he might actually do so.
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@musicstruggles1
God that would be a hilarious sketch. Someone explaining smugly to all of his friends and family why he chose lunch (not even dinner!) with Jay-Z, only for Jay-Z to say you should have taken the money.
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@scumbelievable
I've seen it characterized as "What if there was a boot so big you had to lick it" and I think that's pretty accurate
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@V0LCANICBIRD
Reminds me of that tweet recently where someone said that The Boys fails as satire because fascists are drawn to its aesthetics
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