Summer 2012 - May 29, 2022 We love you, chunky dog. Always and forever.

the kennedy center's booking is about to look worse than your average rotary fest puddle of mudd cover band type shit

@Alchemist what record in your collection smells the best?

RT @lilgrapefruits: you gotta hand it to sabrina carpenter, i don’t think i’ve heard anyone say “expresso” in like a year

@Srirachachau like someone left a birkin in the sun for a thousand years

@gaysodalover i had to macro /startattack into SO many things auto attack won’t start if you open on a mob with an ability (rend, heroic strike, sunder), so you have to macro it. retail does this by default now tab targeting multiple mobs is a big annoyance without it

@Aus_Am mars is too kind of an environment

@guywhoiswoke buddy if that's what your legs can do to solid aluminum, i'm gonna need your leg-day routine

"Everything I Don't Understand Is Wrong and Bad: A Guide to Republican Leadership In the Modern Age"

oh so she's like actually dumb

RT @blahblahemily: the way kendrick feels about drake is how I feel about AI

@LofiBanshee i like deeply involved talent trees, but maybe that's just my classic-andy roots showing the MoP to BFA system felt so shitty and uninspired to me but i guess leveling pace and learning don't matter as much for folks who focus purely on endgame

Wordle 1,335 3/6 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨🟨🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 okay sometimes the hoofprints are zebras

RT @Scholf_A_Loaf: She did this just in time for me to paint her on the side of my B-52 as we go to fight the Nazis again

@JuniperFolly frowned upon? it's not my arm idgaf you shouldn't need permission to express yourself

@PluginHyBrad mine did. had a three week homestay program, too, shit was neat

if these fuckin dipshits are gonna tear this empire apart at the seams, everyone should at least pronounce the meme correctly two syllables, people.

Man might be on to something here. What if the Presidency was a rotating appointment via lottery, pulled from all eligible Americans? Election Night becomes the Powerball. No campaigning necessary. Just sheer luck that you don't accidentally hand it to a guy hooked on pills